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That's right, the sauce Theresia uses is the Spicy No. 5 specially developed by Elsebell - this thing is something that all kinds of video UP owners like to heat up. It is said that its spiciness can make people spontaneously cook it. close.

Both Kalaraki and Lugnika's eating styles are relatively light. Even the chili peppers are probably at the level of green pepper shredded pork. Compared with the spicy No. 5, it's like Naruto Uzumaki who just left the novice village. Like a serious punch.

"Water, water-" Theresia picked up the water next to her and started to drink it, but it didn't work! The spiciness may go down a bit when you drink water, but the burning sensation comes back as soon as you stop.

How can this be done?

"Drink milk!" Elsebell quickly summoned Musashino milk and handed it to Thearesia, then she secretly took a chopstick and took a bite of the barbecue.

As a result, there was another figure filling milk at the table.

"Grandma, and auntie, if you can't eat spicy food, don't eat it." Reinhardt sighed. After he put a chopstick into his mouth, his whole spicy style changed.

In the next second, Reinhardt said: "I have received the blessing of not being afraid of spicy food, and I feel fine."

"?" Elsebell looked at Reinhardt. She thought there was something wrong with him. How could anyone cheat like this? And what the hell is a protection that's not afraid of heat? Isn't it too impressive for you to be protected by being exposed to heat?

"Shame!" Wilhelm calmly picked up the barbecue with chopsticks and said calmly: "It's just spicy. When I was young, I would eat chili with every meal. You guys, I still eat less. If I eat more often, then..."

"Ah, I'm so excited." Theresia looked at Wilhelm who suddenly fell to the ground, and couldn't help showing a complicated expression.

My husband is a bit embarrassed, what should I do?

"Hahahaha——" Elsebell patted her thigh and said, "What do you mean by not eating enough? You are the most embarrassing, right? At least I and Theresia persisted, but you fainted immediately What the hell!”

"Close friend, he has fainted and can't hear anything." Theresia reminded.

"It's not a big problem." Elsebell took another sip of milk, and then said while sucking in the air-conditioning: "Anyway, black history has been born, and you can laugh at him about this in the future!"

"I obviously defeated the original sword master and was called the sword ghost, but I was actually fainted by the hot pepper. This doesn't seem right no matter how you think about it!" 》

The light novel title is here!

End of this chapter

There are different ways of getting along with different people.

The way you get along with Thearesia is the way you get along with your best friend, and the way you get along with Wilhelm is the way you get along with a bad friend. As for the way you get along with Reinhardt, it's the way you get along with the elders. .

Because her parents divorced in her previous life and each pursued their own happy life, the contact between Elsie Bell and her relatives was cut off in an instant, so she had no chance to interact with the younger generation.

Of course, this does not mean that Elsebell likes children very much. In fact, if she had to make a choice, Elsebel would probably choose to hate naughty children.

The main reason is that when it comes to shame, most children are born from a single generation. Coupled with the pampering of grandparents and grandparents, all of them become arrogant. Even if there are occasionally one or two who are well-behaved and cute... Elsebell is also out of reach.

Having said that, compared to those naughty children, Reinhardt (in his early childhood) is really a well-behaved child. He doesn't mess around, isn't picky about food, and doesn't yell - but because he is too If you behave well, it will give people a slightly distressed feeling.

That’s why Elsebell takes special care of Reinhardt—who doesn’t like a well-behaved, polite child who doesn’t cry or make trouble?

"If I eat spicy food from now on, I will be like a dog!" After Wilhelm woke up, his whole body felt bad. "This is definitely the devil's sauce!"

"Oh, this was painted by your wife." Elsebell leaned back in her chair and said while drinking Coke, "Does that mean you say your wife is a devil?"

"?" Thearesia thought about it, and it seemed like this was really the case? So she looked at Wilhelm with an angry expression.

"I didn't mean that." Wilhelm turned his head and said, "It's getting late, let's go to bed early."

"Didn't you just wake up?" Elsebell couldn't help but complain, "And it's only after eight o'clock, isn't it too early to go to bed?"

"Even if you sleep, you have nothing to do now, right?" Wilhelm looked at Elsebell and said, "Are you going to practice with me?"

"Huo Huo, if you want to." Elsie Bell thought for a while, the sword ghost old man's combat effectiveness is still guaranteed. If he competes with the opponent, he can clearly understand his current level.

"Hey, do you want to spar?" Theresia's eyes widened. This sudden development made her a little confused - why did they start fighting after just a disagreement?

"After all, he is the Sword Demon who ended the demi-human war with the Sword Master!" Elsebell stood up and said expectantly: "This is also a test to test one's own strength, isn't it?"

"Although I have aged and my physical fitness is not as good as before, my combat experience has improved a lot." Wilhelm stood up, held the hilt of the one-handed sword hanging on his waist, and said: " If you underestimate me, you might suffer a lot."

"Oh my, what are you talking about? How could I underestimate you?" Elsebell stood ten meters away from Wilhelm and said with a smile.

After all, you are the main C who can be the core combat force against the white whale twenty years later, jumping up and down on the white whale and causing a lot of damage to the white whale!

"Grandma, do you want grandpa to compete with auntie?" Reinhardt, who was holding a game console, walked to Thearesia's side and asked.

"Yes~" Theresia hugged Reinhardt in her arms, and then said affectionately: "Rhine, who do you think will win?"

"It should be... Auntie." Reinhardt thought for a while and said, "The magic power in Auntie's body is very amazing."

"That's right." Thearesia nodded her head - indeed, one of Elsiber's thunder guns can pierce the eyes of the beluga, which is already a very terrifying lethality - you know, even if it is a magic cannon It may not be able to harm the white whale, its magic defense is frighteningly high.

…………

…………

"Wha—" Wilhelm pulled out his long sword, then looked at Elsebell with a serious face and said, "Be careful, don't get hurt."

"Don't worry, old man." Elsebell smiled and said, "I believe you can stop it."

"Hahaha, then thank you for your trust." Wilhelm laughed. He calmly stared at Elsebell in front of him.

What's the fight about?

When they were practicing at the training ground, Elsebell asked Phoenix, and the answer given by Phoenix was also very simple.

The most basic battle compares the strength, speed and reaction ability of both sides, that is, the hardware facilities.

If you are stronger than the opponent, then you can grab the opponent's hand tightly, so that the opponent cannot resist you and will be knocked down by you;

If you are faster than the opponent, then you can hit the opponent, but if the opponent cannot hit you, you can naturally defeat the opponent.

Reaction is based on the above two conditions. To put it bluntly, if you can't even react to the opponent's attack, then there is no need to talk about strength and speed.

As for advanced battles, the strength and speed of both parties cannot form a crushing situation. At this time, what needs to be considered is technique.

Boxing, swordsmanship, steps, etc., you can defeat the opponent by using the same amount of force to exert more powerful power.

For now, the battle between Elsebel and Wilhelm is still at the first stage, where pure strength and agility can lead to a crushing battle.

That's right, the one being crushed was Wilhelm.

The difference in physical fitness between the two sides is really huge. If Elsebel is willing, she can jump from Kalalaki to Lugnica within ten times with all her strength. Of course, this is only for Love. When Sibel was acting alone, after all, she couldn't jump with a large number of people.

In comparison, Wilhelm's physical fitness is just quite weak. Although compared with ordinary people, his physical fitness, which can jump more than ten meters in height, is considered superhuman, but compared with Elsebell, it is a bit ridiculous.

Although Wilhelm attacked again and again, when Elsebell could completely see and react completely, his attacks failed again and again - or were dodged by Elsebel. , or else being slapped on the sword spine by Elsebell.

"This can't be called a battle at all." Wilhelm reluctantly stopped the attack and said, "The difference in basic values ​​between the two of us is really too big."

"I didn't expect it either..." Elsebell looked at her hands, frowned and said, "To be honest, my physical ability was not so terrible a few days ago."

"Could it be the blood of that witch?" Theresia said as she walked to Elsebell and Wilhelm holding Reinhardt in her arms.

"Hey, is this really possible?" Elsebell rubbed her chin and said, "Could it be said that by sucking blood, I can not only gain the opponent's strength, but also increase my own physical strength based on the opponent's strength?"

It's really possible.

It has been more than half a year since Elsebel came to this world, but after sucking Pandora's blood, her physical fitness increased several times compared to the previous half year.

It can’t be said to be a secondary development, right? A 500-year-old woman is still growing again? It’s really hilarious.

"Doesn't that mean that if you are given the blood of someone with higher strength, you can become more powerful?" Thearesia's eyes widened.

"Well, there are two possibilities." Elsebell raised her finger and said: "The first is that as long as I suck blood, I can obtain a certain physical quality of the blood-sucking target, which is just a matter of strength; the second is that as long as I suck blood, I can obtain a certain physical quality of the blood-sucking target. The reason is that I can only absorb the blood of creatures stronger than me."

"Either way, it's very powerful." Wilhelm put the weapon back into the scabbard and said, "Or, let's give it a try now?"

"How to try?"

"Judging from the previous discussion, your physical fitness has far surpassed mine." Wilhelm looked at Elsebell and said, "Do you want to try my blood? If you can still become stronger. , then it’s the first type.”

"You can give it a try, but not now." Elsebell shook her head and said, "Right now, I'm still digesting the witch's blood, and I probably won't be able to show it even if I suck your blood."

"And me!" Theresia also raised her hand and said, "I think this experiment is very interesting!"

"You are also big-hearted." Elsebell said speechlessly, "Generally speaking, you will feel uncomfortable if someone sucks your blood, right? Why are you so casual here?"

"I don't believe you~" Theresa looked at Elsebell with a smile and said, "Humph, you are my close friend after all, so you won't trick me, right?"

"Then it must be, who am I?" Elsebell leaned back tactically and said, "If all Wilhelm's blood is indeed used...then maybe I can attack the Archbishop of Sin? Hiss, wait... …”

If you're lazy, let's forget it, right?

I feel like I can’t keep my mouth shut!

'Furthermore, there is another possibility, that is, just like gaining experience points in a game, the energy provided by the blood is determined based on the level difference between me and the blood owner. If the other party is much weaker than me, the energy may be very small, and if it is low, the energy provided by the blood will be very low. If it's so different, it might not be possible to provide experience points? ’ Elsebell guessed.

"Um, grandma, grandpa..." At this time, Reinhardt looked at Wilhelm and Thearesia hesitantly and said, "What about me...do you need to provide blood to auntie?"

"This..." Theresia and Wilhelm looked at each other - she and Wilhelm were aware of Elsebell's abilities, but she and Wilhelm themselves had no special abilities. But what Reinhardt said...

"Let's forget it." Elsebell waved her hand and said, "Although I usually seem to be a rational person, if I really encounter something that makes me emotionally flustered, I might go berserk! At that time Reinhardt can still stop me, but if I gain Reinhardt’s power, once I go berserk, things will be much more troublesome.”

"That's what it is..." Thearesia blinked and said, "But on the other hand, if Reinhardt goes berserk, who will stop him?"

"After all, he is also your grandson, trust him!"

"Then you are still my close friend!" Theresia puffed up her mouth.

"How can this be confused?" Elsebell waved her hand and said: "Hey, let's talk about it, let's talk about it, what's the hurry now! Wait until I absorb Pandora's blood, okay?"

"Then you must tell us if you have absorbed it!" Thearesia hugged Reinhardt and ran to the side again - to be honest, the picture on this small screen is quite interesting, but this grandson is not very good, why does he always like garlic? Where's the tortoise? Raise some cute elves! Isn’t that yellow-skinned mouse very cute?

So, that night, with Elsebell's helpless expression, the number of 3DSs increased from one to two.

Addicted +1.

End of this chapter

"White teeth, very white teeth."

Elsebel's house in Kalalaki is located in the pavilion in the backyard.

Wilhelm sat on the left, and Elsebell sat on the right.

Both of them looked serious.

"I must take the main responsibility for this matter." Elsebell intertwined the fingers of her hands in front of her mouth and said with a solemn expression: "I never expected that the addiction to video games would be so strong."

"No, I am also responsible." Wilhelm sighed heavily and said, "I doted on them too much and couldn't reprimand them."

On the grass behind the two of them, Theresia and Reinhardt were leaning on a stone, holding 3DS in their hands and operating it non-stop.

"Theresia, it has been a week since we left Lugnica, and it has been five days since we arrived here." Wilhelm looked over the back of the pavilion at Theresia on the grass, and said, "But these five days We haven’t left Scarlet House for a long time.”

"Huh? So what?" Theresia asked without raising her head as she stared at the screen in front of her.

"I just think that the purpose of our coming here is not to travel?" Wilhelm said helplessly: "Since we are traveling, wouldn't it be better to stay at home?"

It was agreed that we would go to Tianjin to listen to Deyunshe’s cross talk show on National Day, but after arriving in Tianjin, you stayed in the hotel and played League of Legends for three days.

are you crazy!

Isn’t the purpose of traveling to see scenic spots, watch local performances, and taste special delicacies? What's the point of playing LOL in another place?

"I know, I know..." Thearesia nodded absently and said, "It's going to be soon. I'll go out and play when I hatch out the shiny 5V Larulus."

"Lalulas..." Thanks to watching Theresia play games in the past few days, Wilhelm understood what Theresia was referring to by Lalulas, but he was even more confused. Expression: "I remember that you hatched a 6V flashing Larurus last night?"

"6V won't work, I need 5V." Thearesia shook her head and said: "First of all, 5V can lock the attributes of the awakened power, and if it reduces the physical attack, it can prevent fraud."

"?"

Wilhelm and Elsebell both tilted their heads.

Although Elsie Bell had played Pokemon, it was the LeafGreen 386 version played on GBA by a classmate when he was in junior high school - he only played the plot and basically didn't understand anything else.

So what she heard was vague - what is 5V? What is 6V? What is the relationship between awakening power and a few Vs? What is fraud?

‘Turtle, this is incredible! ’ Elsebell looked at Thearesia with the corners of her lips twitching, and muttered: “Why do I feel that in this game, Theresia and Reinhardt have developed a realm that I can’t even touch?”

"Hey, dear friend, Reinhardt gave these to me!" Thearesia raised her head, looked at Elsebell and said, "He now has the [Pokémon Master's Protection]. In the Pokémon game, he can quickly master all kinds of knowledge."

"?"

Elsebell was shocked. She raised her head and looked at the sky of this world and said, "Are you poisonous?"

Although I know you dote on Reinhardt, but is this doting too much? ? What the hell is the protection of the Elf Possible Master! ? Pokémon is... not a product of this world at all, right? Just... there is no such thing in this world, why do you protect Reinhardt? ?

If the heaven in this world is conscious, it will definitely reply to Elsebell like this - there are no Pokemon in this world, but as more people use 3DS, it will.