Deer Demon Race

　　 The warm reward ended, and soon it was time for the dinner party.

　　 The little demon in the waiting room put all kinds of delicacies on the table, and the demon king lifted the wine bowl and said his opening remarks: "Today I have enough wine and meat, children are playing it!"

What the Demon King said is true. Today, it is true that there is enough wine and meat. Another grain collection demon Ding Qingyuan does not collect many fruits and vegetables on each grain collection day. It is enough for the use of the demon king and demon generals. It is easier than two or three coins. , His important task is actually to make wine, but the wine is usually hidden in warehouses and dense forests. Only the demon king will take out some of it when the demon king is holding a banquet. Where is the opportunity for the little demon to relieve their greed?

　　Only a few years before allowing the little demon to let go of drinking, it can be regarded as a kind of compensation for most little demon who have not been rewarded.

　　 Meat food is said to be open, but precious things like silver needle fish and bear paws are also available in front of the Demon King and the three generals, occasionally rewarding a few pieces to the level of the demon, little demon is not to think about it.

　　 The world of monsters is everywhere, showing levels.

　　 It was not dark yet, and a big bonfire was lit in the center, with torches dotted all around.

　　 The wine feast begins.

　　 Lu Bao placed a bamboo bowl in front of him that looked somewhat historical. The snake demon helped him to pour a bowl of wine in five steps. Under the splashing hops, the wine was muddy, but it also had a unique aroma of wine.

　　 "Stupid deer, drink meat and wine, this is something we can't taste when we are beasts, you can't drink it with your tongue!"

What I want today is happiness. Two or three dollars will not be too much to control the little demon. Open the first bowl of the altar, five steps and Lao Wen, Biyan, Li Shi, Lao Han, Gou Bao and other Bending little demon first respect their master, turn When he came over to see Baibao in a daze, he urged the deer demon to drink.

　　 Lu Bao bowed his head and took a sip on the edge of the bamboo bowl. The fruity aroma is very strong, but the wine taste is not enough. It is estimated that the alcohol is slightly higher than the beer on the earth.

In his previous life, he had a barbecue at a night stall. Lu Bao had no problem drinking a twenty-four bottle of beer by himself. This fruit wine tasted really good and tasted good. After tasting two sips, he picked up the bamboo bowl with his mouth and raised his head. Tilt slowly so that all the wine in the bowl flows into the mouth without wasting a bit.

　　Five Steps, Gou Bao, and Lao Wen applauded, and filled them up again, teaching him to hold the bamboo bowl to respect the demon Lord Ding.

　　 Two or three coins touched his wine bowl, took a sip, and exhorted: "You drank for the first time. I don't know how powerful it is. At any rate, you should be a little bit drunk. Don't be drunk and run mad. You will lose your face in front of the demons!"

　　 Lu Bao respectfully responded, but he secretly smiled in his heart that the demon didn't know how much my old deer could drink.

Another five steps to give him some dishes, meat can barely be used, much better than the beginning of the demon, but it is a pity that the silver needle fish, bear paws and other little demon mats are not available, and I can't taste it. taste.

　　 The monsters are playful by nature, and their madness in their bones matches alcohol. They all like the floating feeling. There are unlimited wines during festivals, and there are few opportunities. They are naturally let go of drinking.

After drinking with Little Demon Bending for a while, watching the banquet roaring up and down, the deer deer held a bamboo bowl and began to string the stage, found the deer demon and he demon, and had a bowl with him, and then led by the deer demon to bring a few of Jingpingshan The deer little demon of the same clan recognized it all over, so as not to drink a few more bowls.

Then I walked around to the case of the little monsters in the room. After the dishes were finished, the demon girls were responsible for the feast and wine at the dinner. The little monsters in the room were relieved. A lot of deserted, no little demon came to the stage, Qupan and so on did not go out to toast.

The old goat was sipping the fruit wine slowly, and the toad demon used his pair of front webs to hold the wooden bowl and slammed it down. The most coke was the small mountain spirit. I don't know which wicked ghost was who put the bowl, so he put a tall foot on his face. The pottery bowl, the pottery bowl was taller than him, so Xiaoshan Jing had to climb on the edge of the bowl and stretched his neck to get the drink.

　　 The deer deer laughed, leaning over with the diabolo bowl in his mouth, and said to the old goat first: "Brother Lao Yang has taken care of me a lot, and I will offer my brother a bowl of wine!"

　　 Putting the diabolo bowl on the counter, Lu Bao looked around, and no demon reached out to help him pour the wine. In the end, Lao Qu picked up the big wine can and filled him with a bowl.

　　 Then I had to touch the bowl with the old goat. The old goat took a sip. Lu Bao was already drinking and drinking. He raised his head and drank again.

　　 and followed the little demon in the room to bow one by one, each one was a bowl first, without showing the slightest appearance of despising the demon, the toad demon gradually eased, and finally he was willing to pour wine for him and clash with him.

The last one respected the little mountain spirit. Most of the little mountain spirit was still in the wine bowl. Lu Bao touched the pottery bowl with his head. After he raised his wet face, he asked, "How much can you hold in your little belly? Drinks?"

　　 was forced to hand over two immature elixir, the little mountain spirit naturally had a lot of grievances against the deer demon. After hearing the question, he had a drunk hiccup and said, "I can pretend to be better than you, why?"

　　 "I don't believe it, how about a comparison?"

Lu Bao originally thought that he had a good amount of alcohol, and it was difficult to get drunk by drinking the fruit wine that is not much higher than beer, but he didn't know that he could only drink the body of his previous life. He was only worn by the soul. Although the body of the deer is stronger than the body. Countless times, but this is the first time you have come into contact with alcohol. This wine is made for monsters. How can there be no stamina?

　　 When he started to drink alcohol with Xiaoshan Jing, Lu Bao was actually a little bit drunk, but remember to make good friends with Xiaoshan Jing and resolve previous grievances. Based on previous life experience, drinking on the wine table is certainly a good way.

　　 I don’t want the little mountain spirit to be a little drunk, listening to the deer demon betting, and slaps high: "All bully me when I am young, compare and compare!"

Hearing that the two of them were going to fight for wine, the Toad Demon was excited, and was too busy to bring two large jars of wine. The Toad demon raised a webbed claw: "You two are not cheap to pour wine, I Pour it for you!"

　　 There are all the people who are arguing about the rice seedlings. Today, the little monsters are allowed to make a fuss. The drunk is a big deal and throws into the cave. The old goat does not persuade, sips the wine and smiles and prepares to watch the excitement.

　　 The bamboo bowl and the tall pottery bowl are of different sizes. To show fairness, the little demon next to them replaced them with two wooden bowls of the same shape, and the toad demon filled the two wooden bowls with wine.

　　 "You are young, I will give you some, let's make a bowl first!"

　　 After Lu Bao finished speaking, he first grabbed a wooden bowl and drank it all with his head up.

　　 "Fart! Which one... wants you to let it?"

　　 I didn't want the small mountain spirit and refused to show the slightest weakness. With trembling hands, he raised the big wooden bowl and poured it slowly. The wine flowed down evenly. It was difficult for him to have a small mouth that was only the size of a cherry. A bowl of wine was accurately caught, and no drop was spilled!

　　 The little monsters in the gang room shouted and applauded. I really don’t know where the small mountain spirit wine costumes are. There is no bulge in his stomach. He burped again and looked at the deer demon squintingly: "Don’t look at me, the alcohol will not lose the demon!"

　　 "Humph! Please also toad brother to pour the wine!"

　　 After the toad demon filled the two wooden bowls, Lu Bao shouted: "The second bowl, I will do it first!"

　　 raised his head and drank another bowl.

　　 Xiaoshan Jing felt the trouble of lifting the bowl, so he jumped on the edge of the bowl slightly, but didn't fall off the slanting side: "Look at me!"

　　 closed his abdomen and sucked hard to the bottom, and suddenly a small pillar made up of wine in the bowl was sucked up by the whale, all of which fell in the mouth of the small mountain.

　　 A bowl of wine was soaked up, and the little spirit belched the wine amid the cheers of the little demons.

　　 The third bowl, the fourth bowl...

After the little monsters and little monsters have dried twelve bowls of wine, the small mountain spirit can't bear it. He shook the wine on the edge of the wooden bowl and hiccups constantly: "Hiccup! Stop, I drink so much that my stomach is full, hiccup! Wait for me to pee. Come back, drink with...you again!"

　　 After twelve bowls of wine in a row, plus the one I drank alone before, the little belly can hold it to the limit.

Lu Bao had drunk a lot more than Xiaoshan Jing before. At this time, Jiu Jin was very drunk. He only felt that everything around him was shaking, and the sky was spinning around. If it weren't for four legs, how could he stand? He didn't straighten up, listened to the small mountain to pee, and shook his head and refused to let it go: "Pissing pee, give up first... Give up and go!"

　　 "Don't take you...you stinky deer demon drink down, who, hiccup! Who will give up? Hiccup!"

　　 "Tell you, in the past... some of my colleagues used to pretend to pee, running back... the bathroom vomited, and then come back to pretend to... pretend to drink! You vomit... vomit and lose!"

　　 The deer deer's loud drunken nonsense did not arouse the spectator's suspicion, and the small mountain spirit also counterattacked in the hazy instinct: "Hiccup! I don't vomit, just... just pee!"

　　 "I... I don't believe it!"

　　 "If you don't believe me, let's go together... Let's go together! Hiccup!"

　　 Toad demon and so on laughed: "You two go together, UU reading www.uukanshu.com together, whoever vomits counts who loses!"

　　 So, the small mountain spirit swayed and jumped on the shoulders of the deer, and continued to sway on it: "Hiccup! Go! Hiccup!"

　　 The sunset on the horizon faded, and the cool breeze was blowing, and the wine was coming faster. The deer deer staggered towards the edge of the banquet venue: "Just here, you come down, don't pee on my shoulder...shoulder!"

　　 "Hi! The banshee is still watching...Looking at it, I am embarrassed!"

　　 "My monsters, afraid...what are you afraid of?"

　　'S mouth was unwilling, but the small mountain spirit kept insisting, the deer deer stepped forward slantingly anyway, and said at the end of the road: "Say...Say!"

　　 "Waste, hiccup!" The small mountain spirit was still unwilling: "Go...in the woods!"

　　Until the deer demon entered the foot of a tree in the forest, the small spirit stopped talking, and swayed away the animal leather pants "hiccup! Don't...don't peek!"

　　 "Look at you... Little bamboo stick, what are you doing? Ha!"

　　 Deer demon sneered laughter, the small mountain spirit could not stand it anymore, and then let out a stream of crystal clear liquid on the shoulder of the deer, drawing a parabola and falling far into the grass.

　　 "Little... asshole! Say no... don't pee on my shoulder!"

After drinking so much wine, the deer deer was also bloated, cursing on his mouth, and sprinkled a bubble at the foot of the tree. The deer had a keen sense of smell and the pungent smell from the mountain breeze. He couldn’t help but happily said: "I The old deer soaks in urine, and the smell of deer spreads in the wind for five miles!"

　　 asked again: "Does yours smell? Why...Is it smelly?"

　　 The key is to urinate on his shoulder. It is so close. It doesn't work if you don't want to smell it, it looks like the faint fragrance of medicine.

　　 Xiaoshan shook his head vigorously, and became a little more sober: "Our monsters do not have beast bodies, and the structures are different. Naturally, the urine does not smell! Go back! Hiccup!"