Deer Demon Race
Chapter 26: Drunkenness
After peeing back, Demon Toad waited for the coaxing to ask them to continue fighting, but the little spirit refused to do it, and even less alcoholic burps: "Do you want to bully me this little guy, isn't Demon Toad unconvinced, Demon was picked out of the house? You have the ability to fight with him!"
The little monsters are not afraid of getting drunk, but today Lu Bao has a lot of wine, and the toad demon can only fight with him.
chatted with the little demon in the room for a while, five steps over and pulled him back to Bending, and then started drinking again.
In the past life, Lu Bao really rarely got drunk, but he did not travel with him to the monster world. The fruit wine made by the little monsters is not beer. After drinking for a while, he is already drunk and has a big tongue. , Shaking his head and shaking his head is not clear.
This night banquet drank late into the night, the little demon respected the demon, the demon respected the demon general, the demon general respected the demon king, and all kinds of mutual respects and gifts of wine. In the demon, the frog demon's eyes are red, and she jumps and tramples on the tail of the snake behind the five steps; the five steps can not maintain the human form, revealing its true appearance, the green snake head leaning on the case and sleeps soundly, being bullied by the frog demon, little reaction; bear demon Li Shi kept hitting a boulder with his shoulder, seeming to relieve the itching; the leopard demon brothers hugged each other, telling each other secrets they don’t know; the old plague vomited in a mess and a mess; the badger demon Atu was holding a wine jar and just silly. Le, don't care about anyone.
It is rare to drink alcohol on weekdays, not just two or three coins. At this time, look at it, you can see that there are people who urinate in the wind, those who are mad, those who fight each other, those who are silly, those who sleep soundly, those who transform themselves, and those who vomit. Not only the little demon, but the demon and the demon generals are also mostly drunk and show some madness.
After the group of demon drunk all sorts of chaos, the half-drunk Demon King Filling B was happily at first, laughing cheerfully, and then gradually felt bored, became impatient, got up and waved: "Children just play, This king returns to the cave to rest!"
Only nearly a hundred monsters remained in the field that could stand upside-down, all belching and yelling, "Send Grandpa Grandpa!"
The demon king left the field surrounded by the demon girls. After sitting for a while, the general Black Bull also chose to return to the cave. After a while, the three generals also returned to Lingtao Peak.
The second general, Lang Jun, was dissatisfied today. He had already poured a lot of boring wine in a big bowl before. Now he is the biggest player in the field, and there must be a flattering demon to toast. This weasel demon general is also very drunk.
When he came back from the mountain stream and released his urine, Lang Jun drunk his eyes and inspected him dimly. There was a large crowd of monsters swaying around in front of him. Among the few monsters who were still sober, the big horn who was rewarded today is bragging with the two monsters. , Bumping into the wine bowl from time to time, smiled happily, with a high voice, and waving his arms. It was so annoying, all the depression turned into anger for a while, and he picked up the case and smashed it into a wooden bowl.
"boom!"
Although he was drunk, the demon general’s quasi-head was well maintained. The wooden bowl was smashed on the back of the demon’s big horn. After the cry of "Ouch", the big horn fell to the ground on its side. After shaking his head to react, he rested on the ground with one hand and touched his brain with the other. After the bag, he cursed: "Which grandson beat me?"
A demon who bragged with Big Horn just noticed the second general's movements and kicked him with a kick. Taking the opportunity of reaching out to support him, he whispered quietly in his ear.
Big Horn looked over, Lang Junshang opened him viciously.
Langjun looked bad, the big horn of the demon shut his mouth obediently, and stood up hard with the help of his companions, regardless of the little demon under his command, and did not greet other demon, he staggered on the road and down the mountain alone.
Okaaku left the field angrily, and the monsters who were still sober-conscious looked at each other. They had seen Lang Jun making more shots before, knowing that the second general's wine has always been poor, and they all started to stop drinking bowls and think about how to get out.
Two or three money and Lang Jun have not dealt with them for many years, and they have been on the surface. Now the general Hei Niu is not at the banquet, he is not supporting his family, and he has a guilty conscience. Instructed: "Master, I will go down the mountain now, you have to do it yourself, you want to get back..."
"boom!"
Before finishing speaking, a wooden bowl was thrown over again, very fast, two or three dollars were evaded, and it was accurately smashed on the back of the head.
The body of the two or three coins is far less solid than the big horns of the bull and the demon. After eating this, the body suddenly fell forward and turned over the case. Smash the scalp.
Squirrel demon Ding was immediately angry. He bit his teeth and hated the weasel demon, but he didn't dare to offend a demon general. Instead, a deer demon behind him babbled "Wow" and staggered towards the second general.
Lu Bao was very drunk today, until the end of the drink, he didn't know everything, and the surrounding scenery kept turning around.
In various rotations, it seemed to see the second general throw two wooden bowls in a row. The first monster was unfamiliar, and the second demon Lord in front of him.
Before the theft of the antler, two or three dollars would be the deer’s demon's work. If you are afraid, you may not have a good impression. However, when the deer antler is lost, the squirrel demon will take the initiative to lend a mature elixir. Although it was more for the demon Lord Ding to save his own face, he actually helped Lu Bao tide over the difficulties. He has already written down this feeling.
Who is playing two or three money? The fart weasel demon who bit his own bite on the day he went up the mountain!
When drunk, one point of love on weekdays is magnified ten times, and in the same way, one point of hate on weekdays is magnified ten times! That's why some people yell at their friends when they are drunk, and yell at them when they are drunk.
Seeing his beloved demon Lord Ding was knocked to the ground by a bowl, and the poisoned hand was the extremely hated Second General. The newly promoted Deer Demon suddenly became boiled and full of blood. How can I remember the realm strength gap with the opponent? He snorted a meaningless note that he didn't understand, and rushed towards him staggeringly.
Bending’s other little demon also saw the second general overthrow his master demon, but like the little demon under the bull demon horns, the demon general’s power has penetrated into the demon’s heart after all, or has dissatisfaction. It's better than the new deer demon to start a drunken madness and ignore everything.
After smashing the two, Lang Jun was drunk and still not awake, but his heart was much more relaxed, he was happy, his demon and the little demon all drank, this is in his own mountain field, the only thing on the banquet Only the two generals and one demon general were left, and the rest were all below the demon. They didn't think anyone would dare to be presumptuous and reassured that they were ruthless. Those who were hit by a bowl before would just be smashed in vain.
didn't pay attention to the little deer deer who staggered in the oblique stab and walked three steps back and forth.
Ersanqian saw the deer demon walking towards Langjun, but he didn't believe what the little demon dared to do to a demon general, his scalp was broken, and the scalper and Laifu were helping to see the injury behind his head. He was still very annoyed. There is no time to pay attention to others.
The more annoyed the squirrel demon is, the more proud he is.
When Lu Bao walked in front of Lang Jun, the demon general thought that the other party was here to toast, and waved his hand dissatisfiedly: "Little demon... Get out!"
Then, in the unbelievable gazes of the many demons and little demons in this mountain, the deer turned back to its original form, staggering a deer head and hitting the second general's chest.
He doesn't have antlers, but he is drunk and has a lot of energy. This time he also used a lot of energy.
If it weren't for being unprepared, if it weren't for being very drunk, Lu Bao would not be able to beat the second general Langjun no matter how powerful he was.
But this scene really happened, right in front of the many drunk and undrunk monsters in Jingping Mountain.
was slammed into the chest, the drunken Lang Jun also took two steps back from the stool, and naturally reacted, with a backhand hitting the sika deer in front of him.
The power of the demon commander’s blow is not something that a new little demon with a human head can resist. Lu Bao flew back dozens of meters like a cloud and a fog, and slammed it on the cliff, then slowly due to gravity. Slide down.
When was still in the air, the deer demon passed out.
Xiaoshan Jing, Qupan, Toad Demon, Blue Eyes, Gou Bao, Scalper, Old Han, Laifu's eyes wide open and I can't believe it!
All the demons and little demons who were still awake seeing this scene were speechless and dumbfounded!
Two or three coins opened his mouth, but he didn't spit out even one note.
How will this end?
Except for the drunks and the self-talking drunks, no one dared to speak up, and all fell into silence.
"Hi!"
is the wine hiccups from the little demon in the room.
Lang Jun frowned and rubbed his chest, thinking about how to speak.
Jun Lang hasn’t thought about it yet, he personally followed the demon Ding Dong Yao Wang Chuan to come back to his senses first: "The bold little demon~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The children don’t take it, drag it over and wait for the second general to fall?"
"Wait a minute, the deer deer is drunk today and ran into the second general because of my misconduct. It is because of my poor control of the two or three money. I am sorry for the general!"
After Wangchuan yelled it, Ersanqian reacted. Although the deer deer got into trouble, it was because of him. It must not be allowed to let the second general go down. He hurriedly fell to his knees and turned and yelled: "Laifu, quick Go and invite the general!"
Seeing that the bat demon waved its wings and hurriedly moved to the cave to retrieve the rescuer, Wangchuan waved his hand to command the little demon: "Drag the deer demon first!"
Three little demon under his command ran towards the place where the deer demon passed out, and five or six demon came out to stop him at the same time: "Hold on, is there any trouble with the crime demon?"
Lang Jun squinted, and the demon who came out to stop were all under the command of the general. His two bowls of horns and two or three coins belonged to the general. Is it a bit offensive?
The three demon generals of Jingping Mountain are the strongest general and the most demon under his command. There are nine demon generals in total. Except for the big horns who left and the drunk who did not respond, the others have been out. Judging the case against the demon king directly under the jurisdiction of the demon king.
Drinking alcohol and drinking happily, why do you have to take care of this mess? Although I was in charge of the case, I couldn't control the two demon generals anyway! The crime demon Ding stood up helplessly, hesitating and said in a muddy way: "After the grandfather and the general come out of the cave, we will deal with it again, can... okay?"
I was hit, and I haven't said a word yet! Lang Jun was annoyed, but he saw that the demon of the criminal case sent another little demon to the cave to invite the demon king. He rolled his eyes, rubbed his chest and fell softly to the ground.
After two or three breaths, the second general's snoring gradually sounded.
"The second general was drunk?"
"No, the second general was stunned by the bold deer demon!"
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