Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"The scumbag actually knows that this is survival in the wilderness! But why didn't I see that he had a half-cent relationship with the word survival?"

"Tears! The scumbag actually knows that he has to give face to the show crew, Ye Qingjie!"

"537819336 steps and 50 steps? You are too embarrassed to talk about others? You have slept for 12 hours, haven't you?"

"Huh! If the scumbag doesn't remind me, I forgot that this show is called Wilderness Survival."

"Moved or not? The scumbag has begun to consider your feelings, do you want to add more money? @Program Group"

"Program Team: Forget it, forget it. I'd better lose face."

Chu Zihang's stern words fell, and everyone in the main studio was stunned.

You still know that you want to save face for the show team?

Then you give it!

And Lin Xiyue woke up from her sweet sleep in a daze, and Chu Zihang's teachings came from her ears, which made her a little confused.

She looked at the sun again and found that the sun had reached an angle of 45 degrees, and it was indeed a fart!

broken!

broken!

How to sleep so late on the first day of work for others, it's too embarrassing.

No wonder this hammock is so comfortable to sleep in!

Moreover, it is rare for her to eat so full and sleep so peacefully that she doesn't have to worry about earthquakes.

Lin Xiyue's cheeks instantly turned red, and she quickly got up from the hammock. Like a little girl who had done something wrong, she lowered her head and didn't dare to see Chu Zihang.

"Wash up quickly, go to work after washing up, don't be lazy today, the task is important."

Chu Zihang said solemnly with a stern face.

"Okay, I'll go~!"

Lin Xiyue didn't dare to look at Chu Zihang, and quickly fled in small steps.

But halfway through, after Lin Xiyue gradually regained consciousness, she suddenly frowned.

its not right!

Didn't he trick me into working so late last night that I got up so late?

Why are you still hitting back?

no!

Gotta find his theory!

Lin Xiyue came back angrily, just when she was about to lose her temper, she saw Chu Zihang was making breakfast.

And she still made it. She worked hard yesterday to eat more glutinous rice and coconut porridge!

At this moment, her anger turned into saliva, and it disappeared in an instant.

The happiness of foodies is that simple.

"By the way, Xiyue, go back now, take your things down, come back, let's have breakfast and work, and try to set off down the mountain tomorrow' ' ."

Yesterday, Chu Zihang had already told Lin Xiyue his plan to go down the mountain, and Lin Xiyue also agreed with his plan, saying that he would go down the mountain with him to find a settlement.

The jungle is fine now, but once the rainy season comes, it will be a disaster!

"Okay, then I'll go back." Lin Xiyue nodded.

"Pig, you go with her, stop drooling here, or I won't give you food."

Chu Zihang gave this silly pig a kick in the ass.

This guy slept for a long time without waking up, but woke up as soon as he smelled the fragrance, and was the first to come up, humming non-stop.

"Humph!"

Zhu Zhu reluctantly flicked his tail and stood up. He didn't feel anything about Chu Zihang's foot, but reluctantly said goodbye to its fragrance.

...

About half an hour later, Lin Xiyue and Zhu Hanhan came back with a hatchet, a saw, and a chisel.

Chu Zihang was so moved that he wanted to cry!

Compared to his broken TT, chewing gum, and utility knife, this is simply an artifact combination!

With these things, Chu Zihang even intends to build an airplane cannon.

Now his equipment plan is going to become an artifact plan!

At this time, the rice is ready, and the glutinous rice fragrance and the sweet fruit fragrance float out.

Breakfast is relatively simple, Daguorong Coconut Porridge.

But even so simple, the trio of pigs, Benben, and Lin Xiyue scrambled to eat, and the food was delicious.

And of course Chu Zihang didn't need to grab it, he wisely ate his own portion before they came back.

With just this group of foodies, can he still understand them?

After breakfast, take a break for a while.

The capitalist Chu Zihang began to command again: "Xiyue, you will build a circle with stones and put the bonfire in it. Today, we will make the leftover meat into smoked meat, which is convenient to take."

"Okay, I'll go right now." Eating people was short, and Lin Xiyue went to work obediently.

"Bird is stupid, you go ahead and find the way for me, help me find a better way down the mountain, and then see if there is any danger."

"Scum!"

The peregrine falcon spread its wings and flew out with a swoosh, becoming the best reconnaissance aircraft!

"Humph!"

The wild boar king saw that the little friends had all the work to do, but it didn't work, and suddenly hummed unhappily.

Isn't that looking down on pigs?

It is also very capable.

"Piggy, your work is indispensable. You will bump into a few trees with me later, and if you bump into it, pull it back for me."

Chu Zihang patted the pig Hanhan's head, and found that this fellow is really stupid, and he actually likes to work!

So Chu Zihang and his three idiots team officially began to act. Everyone and every animal performed their own duties and played their own advantages, completing the effect of 1+12.

The team is officially formed!

And Chu Zihang's advantage, of course, is that he is lazy!

He directed the pigs to work leisurely and leisurely, pointing to a cypress tree about a foot thick and said:

"¨〃Come on, Hanhan, can this be broken? That silly bird said you were a scumbag, show me your strength, and I'll see if you are a scumbag!"

"Humph!"

As soon as the wild boar king heard this, he immediately became furious and his strength doubled!

How dare a fool call him a scumbag?

go you!

The enraged Boar King was invincible. Like a god of war, he stepped on the ground with all his strength and began to charge up.

"No! Hanhan! Don't fall for the trick, the scumbag lied to you!"

"It's too insidious, how can you still sow discord."

"Silly pig, don't be iron, it hurts."

"Bring wicked people! Even pigs are too embarrassed to lie, but there is no one left."

However, before the netizens' barrage was finished, the wild boar king had already rushed out.

"boom!"

With a violent bombardment, the wild boar king regretted the cypress tree with the power of Wan Jun.

"Quack quack!"

The cracking sound sounded.

The fragile fibers of the cypress tree were broken layer by layer and fell down.

(Good king, good) The eyes of the audience watching this momentum are straight!

Shocked!

This sense of power is so cool!

"Humph~!"

The boar king got up from the ground, and Tsundere shook his head, showing his mighty majesty.

"That's right, good work, I'll give you more food for lunch." Chu Zihang patted the Wild Boar King, and the Wild Boar King drooled as soon as he heard it.

Before the live broadcast room, the audience who had been distressed by it were speechless. It was so stupid, it deserved it to be deceived!

Then one man and one pig continue to look for the trees.

Cypress is used for bacon, it has high oil content and smoke, and the smoked meat tastes more delicious and fragrant.

But it can't be used to make equipment, and the hardness and toughness cannot meet the requirements.

"Hey, this tree? Huanghuali!"

Chu Zihang's eyes lit up and he stopped immediately.

This is the top material for making equipment!

It seems that God also wants him to see the artifact again.

PS: There is still at night, everyone, go to sleep, you can watch it tomorrow morning. .

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