Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"Oh! My stupid son, you have really lost all of your father's people, how can you be so incomprehensible? At this time, you can go up and give her a wall, or a princess to hug, then why not? Are you ready to soak?"

"It's so stupid! It's so stupid! It's not that a family doesn't enter the house, this family of four is stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, absolutely!"

Chu's father and mother were so angry that they almost smashed the PAD!

Is this person a love insulator?

How can you be so stupid!

Everyone else is worried that their children will go out and mess, but they are worried that their children will not mess around!

Compared with Chu's father and Chu's mother's headache, netizens laughed madly.

"Hahaha! The scumbag is so straight, I'm really convinced! At this time, I'm still thinking about eating it, isn't it delicious to eat a girl?"

"Miss is so miserable, how sweet she laughed just now, how miserable she is now!"

"Chanel wind comment was killed!"

"Shinel, Chanel cried and fainted in the toilet! A million wasted!"

"There is no girl who likes the scumbag anymore, right? This titanium alloy straight man can make his popularity bleed."

However--

"Love, love! The scumbag really has a gentleman's style. If you don't take advantage, you won't take advantage!"

"See? This is a peerless man. With such a husband, you don't have to worry about him cheating anymore."

"I like the scumbag so much, this kind of straight man is the best, don't worry about being PUA!"

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"..."

"what happened?"

Chu Zihang didn't know why she had such a big temper, but he was afraid that she could not think about it alone and encountered danger in the jungle, so he had to blow his safety whistle.

As soon as the whistle sounded, the whistling sound of 'scumbag' soon came from the sky.

Then, on the horizon, a mighty peregrine falcon appeared, and it came back with a pheasant under its feet!

"Scum!"

The peregrine falcon chirped triumphantly, indicating that it had fulfilled its promise.

"Okay, you are amazing, you are a cow."

Chu Zihang stroked Niaobenben's head lightly, and Niaobenben shrank his neck, looking very useful.

Chu Zihang grabbed the pheasant from under its feet and continued, "But can you help me with one thing now? I'll get you equipped when you get back."

"Scum!"

After Bird Benben was praised, he proudly wanted to go up to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, no matter what Chu Zihang mentioned, it was fine.

"Then go help me find out where that silly girl has gone, and come back and call me when there is danger."

Although Chu Zihang didn't know why she was angry, his kind nature still worried that something would happen to her.

"Scum!"

Bird stupid flapped his wings and rushed out like an arrow from the string.

And Chu Zihang started cooking dinner.

I didn't have anything to eat at noon today, so I have to have a good meal in the evening.

Looking at the shivering colorful pheasant in front of him, Chu Zihang's saliva was about to flow out.

I didn't eat it last time, but this time I have to eat it!

Because of the high-intensity exercise of pheasants every day, the chicken is dense and the meat is very strong, 10,000 times better than the domestic broiler!

And because of this strength, even if ordinary people get pheasant meat, it will not taste good.

When they cook pheasant the way they usually cook broilers, they completely spoil the pheasant, and the chicken is often chewy and not tasty.

The correct way is to stew the pheasant for a longer time, or keep it stuffy for a longer time, so that the pheasant meat can taste delicious.

And Chu Zihang is still in the late primitive society and has limited kitchen utensils, so he can't stew or stuff it.

Therefore, he decided to get a beggar chicken, simmer and roast it in a clay pot, and let the pheasant chicken be thoroughly simmered, so that it would be delicious.

And for the lotus leaf that the beggar chickens need, clay is not difficult for Chu Zihang.

Outside the termite nest is a pile of clay, and the last time I found the hollow lotus seed grass was the lotus leaf.

After getting these two key props, Chu Zihang attacked the pheasant and twisted its neck!

Then, no bleeding, no plucking.

Chu Zihang just opened a mouth in the buttocks of the chicken, took out the internal organs, and left them for pigs and birds to eat at night.

Then, after cleaning the chicken cavity several times, Chu Zihang took out the seasoning packet that Lin Xiyue ground, and poured the seasoning into the chicken cavity to increase the taste, and then blocked it.

Mixing clay and water into mud, Chu Zihang smeared clay mud,

Finally, make the mud into a ball, wrap the mud ball with lotus leaves, and you're done.

"This, what's the situation? Why did the scumbag wrap it? That's all it takes?"

"No, Mr. Slag is too lazy to cook without even pulling the chicken feathers? Is this edible? A mouthful of hair and a mouthful of dirt if you don't eat it?"

"Then what do you think? The scumbag's laziness is not a vain reputation."

"There's nothing wrong with the brothers upstairs. Think about it, as long as you are a normal person, you can't restore the wooden cow and the horse just because you are lazy..."

"Brothers together! Do you think anyone dares to be called a 'lazy king'? An introduction is strength!"

Netizens once again refreshed their understanding of Chu Zihang's "lazy king", and the barrage was full of complaints.

However, at this time, the old masters who had endured them for a long time couldn't bear it anymore!

A master like Chu Zihang was ridiculed and ridiculed again and again by a group of little brats, without any respect at all.

Lu Zhengyu: "Don't talk nonsense, how could Master Chu be lazy? I have endured you for a long time!"

Gourmet Wang Lan: "You don't understand food at all, so don't slander Chef Chu like that!"

Carpenter Zhang Chuanxing: "Master Chu restored Liuma to be lazy? You guys are going to make me laugh!"

"..."

Uh!

This. . .

Suddenly, a large number of IDs staring at various masters began to support Chu Zihang, confounding all the netizens.

what the hell!

There are still people who don't admit that the scumbag is lazy?

Lu Zhengyu: "As we all know, carpentry is the most slack job, no one!"

"Without tens of thousands of hours of practice in each link, I would not dare to say that I am a teacher, and like Master Chu, no matter how talented he is, he must have practiced for a long time. Can you young people know the pain?"

Wang Lan: "As we all know, cooking is the least lazy job, no one!"

"Each link of cooking requires a deep understanding and perception of ingredients. It is impossible to learn cooking skills if you are lazy. The beggar chicken that the slag master did is the real beggar chicken, you group. A little brat knows a hammer!"

"Hey!"

After these two sentences came down, young netizens were suddenly unhappy.

Together you can look down on people when you are old! Come on this!

So the young and energetic netizens immediately went back.

Seeing that the two sides were about to quarrel, Zhang Keer quickly became a peacemaker and suggested:

"Everyone, stop arguing, why don't we interview the scumbag now?"

"Okay! Interview the scumbag! Let's ask clearly."

"Just ask! We trust Master Chu!"

Young netizens and older generation netizens are on the hook.

This is a confrontation between two generations of completely different outlooks on life!

Who wins and who loses depends on this day!

And Zhang Keer also tried to dial Chu Zihang's contact watch to conduct an interview. .

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