Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

Zhang Keer dialed Chu Zihang's communication watch to prepare for the first interview.

This is one of the entertainment links of the [Extreme Wilderness] program group, and it is also the special authority of the host of the regional live broadcast room.

They can choose a safe time to conduct an online interview with the player through the player's watch, which the player can accept or not.

With a 'beep', her heart became nervous.

This is also the first time she has conducted an interview, and the interview is still with Chu Zihang, which makes her quite uncomfortable.

And netizens are looking forward to it, this is the first time they have a dialogue with the scumbag!

"beep!"

"Beep! Beep!"

After two more beeps, Chu Zihang found the communication request on the watch and clicked the connect button.

"Hey, is that the scumbag?"

Zhang Ke'er's excited voice was trembling.

The little fan girl finally met her idol today!

However--

"Sorry, you made the wrong call."

"Beep! Beep!"

"Hey, scumbag, I didn't make the wrong call, I'm looking for you."

Zhang Ke'er's face froze, and she quickly explained, but only heard the blind tone of Dudu. . .

"puff!"

"Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter. Ke'er, people don't call him Scumbag. Scumbag is our nickname. How does he know he's looking for him when you call him Scumbag?"

25

"The scumbag is ruthless enough. He hung up the phone without saying a word. It's really straightforward." Li Tianming couldn't help laughing.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were speechless.

Zhang Ke'er smiled helplessly and dialed the phone again.

"beep!"

"Player Chu Zihang? Don't hang up! I'm Zhang Keer, the host of the [Extreme Wilderness] program group. I want to interview you now. Are you free?"

The moment the phone was connected, Zhang Keer finished all the words in a second in a hurry, making the audience amused.

"Oh, interview me? Okay, interview what?"

Chu Zihang's attitude was casual. While chatting, he buried the prepared beggar chicken in the ground under the bonfire, so that the bonfire would simmer slowly.

"It's like this, Chu Zihang player, you've now been promoted to the main stream player, you have a lot of super fans, and now they want to ask you-"

"Uh..."

Speaking of this, Zhang Ke'er suddenly froze for a while. She felt that it was too rude to ask others if they were lazy.

After struggling for a while, she said tentatively: "They want to ask if you are a more 'lazy and laid-back' person."

"of course not!"

Chu Zihang righteously denied it.

"lie!"

"Isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open?"

"Ke'er, you can't ask that, who would admit to being lazy!"

"That's right, I don't want to admit it if you ask me that."

The young audience was immediately unhappy, while the masters nodded with satisfaction, with a smug look on their faces.

"did you see?"

"Just tell you that Master Chu is not a lazy person. You still don't believe it. Would a lazy person spend so much time doing carpentry?"

Zhang Ke'er asked tentatively, "Then who are you?"

"I'm the lazy king! Who else is more lazy than me? I'll change it!"

Chu Zihang was unusually serious.

Uh?

What the hell!

All of the people were stunned all of a sudden, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and no one was sure what the scumbag meant.

Such a serious expression, coupled with such words, this contrast...

Isn't the scumbag really joking?

Zhang Ke'er was also very puzzled.

You lazy king, just lazy king, why are you so proud?

This is the first time I have seen someone who is proud of being lazy. . .

Zhang Ke'er took a deep breath and asked along his words, "Then you are a lazy person, why do you know how to weave, cook, and carpentry, and still do it so well?"

"Please, I'm a lazy person, not a cripple. Aren't these very simple? Just have a hand."

Chu Zihang said lightly, as if he was talking about an extremely sparse and ordinary little thing.

"????"

"You curse again!"

"Woooooo~ I can't even be a lazy person."

"I admit I'm a jerk!"

"Shocked! Is the threshold for laziness so high? I'm not worthy of laziness!"

"Just have a hand? So, I am also a waste?"

"Then I'm a jerk too?"

"I have no hands!"

Netizens are a '? ? ? ' Waiting, the faces of the masters also became embarrassed.

Under the bombardment of this map, the grievances between the two sides disappeared, and they began to share the enemy.

"Cough, that, sorry, may I ask why you are lazy? And why do I feel like you are proud?"

Zhang Ke twitched the corners of his mouth. If it wasn't for the screen, she would have guessed that the scumbag had been beaten to death.

"pride?"

Chu Zihang raised his brows and immediately realized his sense of mission.

"Proud of course!"

Chu Zihang raised his head and explained solemnly:

"Lazy, of course you have to be proud.

Everyone's misunderstanding of "lazy" is too deep.

I must take this opportunity to correct the names of the vast number of lazy brothers!

You know, laziness is the driving force of social progress, and enjoyment is the source of scientific and technological progress!

Isn't it because they are too lazy to carry, human will invent the wheel?

Isn't it because humans are too lazy to walk that humans invent cars?

Wouldn't human beings invent electrical appliances because they were too lazy to burn fire?

Isn't it because humans are too lazy to carry water, will humans invent tap water?

Therefore, laziness is the first productive force! "

After some lazy and confident words were spoken, the live broadcast room was instantly silent.

Netizens in the live broadcast room began to ponder this sentence.

"I'm going, although it feels a little strange, but it still makes sense."

"There's some truth to it, it's clearly the truth!"

"Understood! It turns out that the origin of our woodworking is laziness. In order to be lazy like a scumbag, we invented so many woodworking components."

"Oh! Then I understand. I said why my carpentry skills can't improve. It turns out that I'm not lazy enough to eat."

After this wave of inspiration from Chu Zihang, netizens suddenly discovered-

This is thought provoking!

This is deafening!

This is so inspiring!

"So, so I'm lazy, okay?"

"It seems that there is nothing wrong, you are not lazy, how can you show that others are diligent?"

"Yes, the ancients didn't want to be lazy, and they are still drinking blood now."

"If I don't want to be lazy, won't the takeaway boy have no job? This lazy is contributing to the country!"

"Every class has to have a lazy guy, why can't it be me?"

"Scumbag! YYDS!"

Inexplicably, under Chu Zihang's wave of preaching, an evil spirit arose.

The lazy halo began to spread in all directions through the screen, and even the masters were affected without exception.

They finally found out: hard work may not be successful, but it is really easy not to work hard!

"Bah! End the interview soon! What the hell, don't mess with me, okay? The live broadcast room will be blocked!"

Manager Liu spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Now their lazy live broadcast room's name is a real hammer!

No positive energy at all!

"Cough cough, that, Chu Zihang player, what do you want to tell everyone? Our interview is about to end." Zhang Ke'er looked at the scumbag speechlessly.

Chu Zihang nodded and said loudly: "Our slogan is, we must vigorously develop lazy culture!"

"We must vigorously develop lazy culture!"

"We must vigorously develop lazy culture!"

"We must vigorously develop lazy culture!"

In the live broadcast room, a group of netizens shouted, and the momentum was extremely spectacular!

Lazy people teach, from now on!

Manager Liu, died!

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