Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"Crazy! Crazy!"

"I'm a grandfather, can you please stop messing with me like this, I have 80 old mothers and a 3-year-old child to raise..."

"It's over, it's over, it's over now."

Zhang Ke'er's headset was full of Manager Liu's roar, and her eyelids jumped when she heard it.

At the same time, she was speechless to the scumbag.

I'm too lazy to be so righteous, and there are so many fallacies, even she almost believed it!

Lazy to confuse the public!

Zhang Ke'er took a deep breath and calmed down. In order not to learn badly, he immediately emphasized his position and said solemnly:

"Well, the above remarks are those of the contestants themselves, and have nothing to do with the station's position."

"We advise everyone not to easily imitate the behavior and remarks of the scumbag, we are a positive energy live broadcast room!"

However.

It takes three thousand days to learn well, but one cigarette is bad.

Netizens have been moved by Chu Zihang's 'truth' just by the effort of this cigarette!

Not surprisingly, Chu Zihang is still on fire!

And, the fire is a mess!

Weibo.

#Lazy is the first productivity#

#must vigorously develop lazy culture! #

#I am lazy and I am proud, you are lazy and you are proud! #

As soon as these topics were generated, they immediately detonated the entire network.

Lazy people learn at a time when they are very clamorous, and it has the meaning of becoming a prominent learner.

Below, countless people are following, replying, reposting, and liking, and many people have also begun to analyze the words of the scumbag, using various examples to prove that 'lazy' is indeed the primary productive force.

Even big companies like Alibaba have come out to the platform for Chu Zihang.

They announced a Baotao consumption index, in which the consumption of lazy people has the fastest growth rate. The consumption index of lazy people's products such as sweeping robots, automatic cooking machines, self-heating hot pots, etc. is at the top of the major indexes, proving that the current generation of consumer preference.

And some key political circles gave Chu Zihang theoretical support.

The important goal of our characteristic economics is to liberate productive forces.

So we develop artificial intelligence and develop various technologies.

But what is the purpose of liberating productive forces?

In order to free human beings from complicated and tiring labor, they can engage in their own hobbies.

And isn't that just being lazy?

so.

Laziness is life.

Laziness is attitude!

Laziness is also the ultimate goal of human society!

After such an analysis from the inside out, netizens found that the scumbag was actually a philosopher, and he suddenly reached the realm of the true meaning of life!

Scumbag, lazy grandfather!

Life coach!

YYDS!

Countless lazy people regard him as a patriarch, and regard his words as a standard!

...

A district, a room.

"Why are you so lazy? You haven't read books for so long?" An old mother criticized her son harshly.

"What's wrong with laziness? Laziness is the ladder of human progress! If you are not lazy, how can you be creative?

Besides, I'm not lazy, don't you have no excuses to talk about me?

Who is your menopausal anger going to?

Dad will definitely suffer. I am blocking the gun for Dad. Dad should support me and give me some rewards. "

"Hey! I reward you? Where did you come from so many nonsense?"

The father who was reading the newspaper secretly gave his son 100 yuan grandpa Mao!

He suddenly discovered that what his son said seemed to make sense!

Since his son was scolded every day, his childhood was much more nourished.

...

Such scenes are staged in various families, and lazy people are here today.

And Chu's father and mother's mobile phones have been blown up!

Relatives and friends give them a "kind" friendly greeting!

"You~ pissed me off, pissed me off!"

Chu's father and mother's face was ashen.

They finally decided to send their son to such a dangerous wilderness to survive. They originally wanted to temper his will and let him get rid of his lazy habit.

But now it's better!

Not only did he not get rid of his own son's laziness, but he also made other people's children lazy.

They also became the culprit.

How can this make them feel embarrassed to go out in the future?

...

However, Chu Zihang didn't know it, he just wanted thousands of lazy brothers to stand up!

And now.

Chu Zihang fell asleep leisurely in the hammock, and took out a leftover scrap of huanghuali wood to make equipment for the peregrine falcon.

In view of the fact that the peregrine falcon was bullied into that bear by a little bully last time, Chu Zihang felt that he would build a helmet to protect the key parts.

After there is no worries, the peregrine falcon should not be bullied so badly, at least he can fight five to five.

Chu Zihang hummed a little tune, and the 'spike helmet' in his hand gradually took shape.

That's right, what he wants to build is not an ordinary helmet, he wants to make the helmet aggressive too!

In this way, the harder the stupid birds who dared to attack it, the more damage they would suffer.

In the mountains and forests, life is dull, and time passes by like a white horse.

Before you know it, the setting sun has already lifted the curtain, and Chu Zihang has already finished the small helmet.

On the other side, the beggar chicken is also simmering, and the newly arrived coconut is ready.

There is no suitable vulgar rhyme, and the nature loves hills.

For someone like him who doesn't have too many burdens and is unwilling to fight for fame and fortune, perhaps such a small life in the mountains and fields without worrying about eating and drinking is the most suitable for him.

Soon.

In the sky, a clear cry sounded.

The peregrine falcon is dyed golden in the sunset, like a flaming bird of Nirvana, dazzling.

Then, the peregrine falcon slid through an arc and landed precisely in front of Chu Zihang.

"Slag, slag, slag!" The peregrine falcon who completed the mission immediately revived the equipment that he was thinking of.

"Okay, don't cry stupid, the equipment is ready for you, how about this."

Chu Zihang took out the spiked helmet and put it on the ground.

The peregrine falcon looked curiously close to his head, and then looked at Chu Zihang again.

He circled around the helmet again and looked at Chu Zihang again, the head was shaking like a rattle, and Chu Zihang was amused with a silly expression.

Sure enough, it's a stupid bird, and I didn't give it the wrong name.

Zhu Zhu also came to watch Xiao San's equipment at this time, for fear that the big brother had done something good for him.

After finding out that it was such an inconspicuous little thing, he hummed immediately, it's called a snort.

In his opinion, your broken equipment is so small, it's far worse than yours!

The peregrine falcon also called out 'slag' in dissatisfaction, and was very dissatisfied with this broken thing.

"Humph!"

Piglet barked twice in disdain, and walked up to it and stepped on this broken thing with his feet to fight the stupid bird.

"Ouch!"

Pig Pig suddenly screamed and howled, and it immediately fell back in pain, looking at the wood vigilantly.

That wood will bite!

It hurts!

If it weren't for its rough skin and thick flesh, and lack of effort, it would probably bleed.

"Scum!"

Bird Benben was also frightened and flew away.

"Hanbi! This is worn on the head, who told you to step on it? I call you a cheap hand."

Chu Zihang scolded a pig, and hooked Hanhan on the side.

"This is on your head. Did you see that, if other birds dare to peck your head like this silly pig, they will also be stabbed, understand?"

Chu Zihang even said that he communicated with the peregrine falcon with gestures.

When the peregrine falcon heard that this was to deal with other birds, he was immediately excited, and immediately got up and let Chu Zihang put it on, and was very satisfied with the equipment.

Chu Zihang put the spiked helmet on the peregrine falcon's small head and fastened it with a rope, which was just right and would not affect its flight and vision.

And the peregrine falcon suddenly turned into a spiked soldier, looking handsome.

"Scum scum!"

It will be the peregrine falcon's turn.

With his head held high, the peregrine falcon swung round and round on the ground in a majestic manner, his wings fluttering, as if he were walking straight.

And in order to get revenge, this fellow didn't fly away, he stepped on the ground like a penguin, shook his head and rushed to the wild boar beside him.

"Hum hum!"

Pig Hanhan was scared away by the spiked helmet for a long time, so he turned his head and ran away.

Then, a strange scene appeared in the jungle.

A stupid bird gave up flying and chased the land bully giant forest pig everywhere, which was completely the opposite of the scene a few days ago.

"Laughing to death! Pig is so stupid, it's scared into a JPG!"

"This stupid bird is so naughty, my grandmother is happy to see it."

"My young girl, I suddenly feel ten years younger."

"So cute, I really want to keep such a pair of enemy pets, it's so funny."

"Bird Fighting Helmet Stance!"

"Stupid pig, see if you dare to bully stupid birds again in the future."

Netizens were once again fans of this pair of living treasures, and they simply fell in love.

...

Compared with the happy atmosphere here at Chu Zihang, Lin Xiyue was much miserable.

She followed with a dark face carrying a packet of papaya banyan.

Of course, picking papaya banyan is not very tiring, she is just angry and aggrieved!

It's hard to feel the taste of love.

‘PIA! ’

It smashed her fantasy with one foot, which made her complain to someone.

And this person in front of her was still having a good time with silly birds and stupid pigs, which made her even more unhappy.

"I'm back? I've picked a lot. This Chanel bag should be bigger, okay? This time it's enough for us to eat on the road."

Chu Zihang said with a smile.

"hiss!"

Lin Xiyue's face darkened again.

Which pot is not open to mention which pot!

"Okay, we'll have dinner when we get back. We made a beggar chicken today, so we can have a delicious meal."

Chu Zihang pursed his lower lip greedily, and then decisively took out the beggar chicken by the bonfire with a machete.

"Beggar Chicken?"

Lin Xiyue looked at the mud ball wrapped in lotus leaves in front of her with a look of surprise.

"What? Do you really want to eat?"

"I don't want to eat it! What's so good about a broken piece of mud."

Lin Xiyue felt that she didn't love her, so she turned her head.

"You'll be hungry when I open the mud block."

Chu Zihang smiled, then peeled off the lotus leaf and tapped the back of the knife a few times on the dough that had been baked into a hard shell.

After the mud ball shattered, a strong aroma of meat came out from it, making people drool.

Chu Zihang disregarded the hot hand of the mud ball and pushed the mud ball away little by little.

Surprisingly, as the mud ball fell little by little, the chicken feathers of the pheasant fell off with the mud ball, as if the chicken feathers did not grow on the chicken.

After Chu Zihang removed all the mud balls, a whole yellow pheasant appeared in front of everyone, with no feathers at all!

"What, what's the situation? Why did the chicken feathers fall off?"

Li Tianming asked in surprise.

"I'm not a gourmet, don't always ask me!"

Lord Bei shrugged, and now he is not surprised by Chu Zihang's rude manipulation, and his face has become thicker.

"This is the original method of beggars.

At that time, it was the beggar who caught a chicken, and there was no tool to pluck the hair, so he tried to cook it like this, and found that not only did he not need to remove the hair, but it was also very delicious, and this dish was handed down.

So, did you see it?

Laziness is creativity! This is yet another piece of evidence. "

The gourmet Wang Lan told everyone that he has become a loyal fan of 'lazy learning'.

However, there is no need for Wang Lan to explain how delicious it is, the audience has already seen it from Chu Zihang's expression.

Chu Zihang cut the chicken open with a utility knife, revealing the chicken fir, Huangjing, and jicama that were filled in the chicken stomach. The aroma of the three ingredients mixed with various seasonings came out as soon as Chu Zihang subconsciously took a deep breath. !

Bird Benben and Zhu Hanhan, who were slapsticking on the side, lost their interest in slapsticking and ran to Chu Zihang greedily.

Bird Benben's eyes were stared straight, like cross-eyed eyes, while Zhu Hanhan was drooling like a critique.

Lin Xiyue is not immune to the vulgarity, her saliva has long been overflowing, but the anger in her stomach has not subsided, she can't swallow anything else!

"¨〃 Now you know it's delicious, right?"

Chu Zihang smiled.

"Don't eat it! I'll just eat my papaya fig!"

Lin Xiyue turned her head and said angrily.

If you want to buy me off with food, I won't be fooled a second time!

I really thought I was a silly girl, so how could I be deceived?

Lin Xiyue's attitude was firm.

"You really don't eat it? This is delicious. It's even better than the roasted weasel and bamboo chicken soup you had last time."

Chu Zihang broke off a chicken thigh and dipped it in a pile of soup, which looked mouth-watering.

"Delicious or not!"

Lin Xiyue was afraid that she couldn't stand the temptation, so she ran to the other side to eat papaya banyan.

But I don't know what's going on, why is the papaya fig she picked not fragrant at all? !

Chu Zihang is welcome, he is a big mouthful of Huang Chengcheng's chicken legs!

The rich soup and the firm chicken complement each other, making the chicken just right.

After taking this bite, the netizens before the live broadcast swallowed together, they really couldn't stand it anymore!

"It's open! Check it out! I bet Miss Sister can survive tonight!"

"Still lasted through tonight? Why don't you bet on whether Miss Sister can last for half an hour, just like the scumbag, I can't stand it anyway!"

"Half an hour? I look down on the scumbag, I bet 20 minutes!"

"I'll bet ten minutes! Ten minutes can't be any shorter, Miss Sister still has the backbone."

The witty netizens have already ordered takeout, and they ate the plump beggar chicken, and even opened a plate.

However, the facts once again prove that no matter how hard the mouth is, it can't be harder than the stomach.

In less than 5 minutes, Lin Xiyue was protested by her stomach until it exploded! !

At the same time, she also reacted.

This is clearly Chu Zihang's fault, so why does she punish herself by taking other people's faults (good Zhao's)?

eat!

Eat him!

Eat him all his life, eat him poor is revenge.

Don't let him enjoy the food alone.

Beautiful him!

So............

Lin Xiyue didn't want to lose face, she rushed to Chu Zihang and went to grab food with Chu Zihang.

The speed of the surrender made the audience unresponsive!

I am afraid that the country is not so fast!

............

............

The next day, at dawn, everyone ate some papaya figs and began to pack and prepare to go down the mountain.

Chu Zihang turned on Liuma's belly switch, and there was a lot of space inside, which could hold a lot of things.

Chu Zihang and Lin Xiyue first put the jicama vines to be transplanted together with the soil, and then put in the bacon, papaya fig, hammock, water bag, tools and other items in turn.

After packing up the things, Chu Zihang put out the bonfire to avoid a fire, and finally came to Liuma with Lin Xiyue to sit down.

The stupid stupid team, officially set off down the mountain!

Bird Hanhan took the lead, and immediately flew to the front with the new equipment to lead the way.

From time to time, he would call out provocatively in the woods, wanting to find Xiaoba for a fight!

This time it must let them know how powerful it is!

After Zhu Hanhan took the reins, he also played with his beloved big equipment, and chased after Bird Hanhanchen.

The rough moving trip turned into an outing, and Chu Zihang and Lin Xiyue sat on it, enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely.

It's just that the family of four didn't find out, after they just walked away.

Xunxiang, an uninvited guest with a gloomy look and sharp fangs, came to the base they had just left, and swept away the pheasant bones they gave birth to.

And after it tasted delicious, it chased out with its natural hunting instinct, and gradually approached the distance from them.

Dangerous! ! !

PS: I’m going back to my hometown tonight. I don’t know if I can change it to 10,000 words. If not, I’ll add it later.

The author's bacteria will not succumb to the skin. If there is more, it will not return. If there is less, it will be replenished. .

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