Diablo Destruction

"Hmm, let's talk about it when we get outside. This is something that can only be realized in actual combat."

She gently raised her beautiful long purple hair that seemed to be shining, put her hands on her waist with her hands on her waist, and puffed out her plump and heavy chest. The slutty maid said with great pride.

Really, you didn’t create it, so there’s nothing to be proud of.

I complained in my heart, but the current situation is better than others. If this is true, how early I can go back to reunite with my precious wives depends on the mood of the dirty maid. Forget it, I will just tolerate it for the time being and not complain. .

"Are you going now? Don't wait until you go to the old drunkard to get some more detailed information?"

After coming out of the hotel, I kept asking questions.

Turning around, he pointed his white and straight fingers at me: "Your Highness, please rest assured, with the tracking magic device, there is no need for that kind of unreliable woman, just let her have sex with her virginity that can be broken with one prick. Just like that, just disappear into some small, dark and damp cave."

Jeluka exaggeratedly made a big circle with her arms in front of her chest and said this.

"..."

The most pornographic and violent porn joke of the year has appeared. Should I sue this guy for sexual harassment?

Akara is very thoughtful. After arriving here, he has opened the temporary use rights of the teleportation array for us. It makes me feel itchy. I want to teleport directly to the River of Fire to see if I can have a close contact with the big pineapple. .

Unfortunately, Jeluka did not prepare a map from the River of Fire to the Sanctuary of Chaos. We didn’t have the leisure to spend ten and a half days wandering around the River of Fire, so we had no choice but to give up.

The target of the first stop, the experimental site, is the Plains of Despair.

Is that okay? Will walking directly across the suburban prairie to get here give other people the feeling of "Wow, these two guys are super casual and don't follow the rules at all"? Sure enough, it would be better to go directly from the Demon Fortress ?

Jeluka ignored the boring little tangle in my heart. The black and white maid uniform fluttered gently with the white bow tie on the back, passed directly by, and stepped into the teleportation array first.

"..."

Forget it, let’s wait until next time when we have the opportunity to participate in the hunting plan. Now that we are here, adventurers who have experienced the demon fortress in the first world should be familiar with the hunting plan. In short, it is siege warfare or something like that. , the monsters here in the Demonic Fortress are just like the adventurers, they are particularly hot-blooded and warlike. In addition, they can be reborn infinitely, so they have no reason to stay peacefully in their nests.

After coming out of the teleportation station, the destination is Despair Grassland. This is nonsense.

This endless desolate plain with nothing but stones, loess and gloomy sky is like a huge dead area, full of desolation and death. Of course, this place brings the greatest shock to people. In fact, it is not the lifeless vision in front of you. The whistling wind blowing from nowhere, with countless shrill and desperate wails, is constantly echoing in your ears. Often inadvertently, you seem to have heard a desolate and sad story. Unknowingly, it became moist.

Hence the name of Despair Prairie.

After walking out of the teleportation station, about half an hour later, we could gradually see the figures of a few monsters, wandering around aimlessly like zombies in the gray distance.

"It's time to take it out now, Lord Jeluka, your mysterious tracking tool."

I couldn't help it for a long time. Seeing that now we have reached the perfect environment where no one is around and we can do many, many bad things, I can't help but show the claws of the big gray wolf and stare at Jeluka with evil intentions. If she dares to whet her appetite again, she will Don't blame me for unceremoniously performing the most terrifying trick of killing a girl in my arms, making her cry like a girl who is really timid.

"Really, His Highness the Prince is always so impatient. If you don't cultivate your emotions well beforehand, even if you were a maid who was originally obedient, she will end up stealing all the gold and silver in the castle and running away with the butler."

"What are you guys..."

If I have no sentiment, then this pornographic maid is definitely a sentiment killer. Even in a dim room lit by candlelight, there is a huge soft water bed with messy pillows, quilts and tissue boxes, sitting on top of a looming intoxicated woman wearing sexy pajamas. In such an ambiguous environment, as long as this guy says With just one sentence, it can be magically transformed into a northeastern two-person stage scene.

But at least, she didn't continue to whet my appetite, but took out something from her arms (I said you can't put important things in your inventory, especially underwear, you bastard!!), just like when Superman transformed. The thing that was raised high was raised above the head in a very arrogant manner.

"Oh oh oh~~~~~~~"

Intimidated by Jeluka's aura, I opened my mouth wide and let out a sigh of unknown praise.

His eyes fell on the enshrined and held-up thing, and tears burst down his face.

A prop with the outline of a skull. To put it simply, it looks like a round biscuit when placed on the palm of your hand. But when you face it, you can see that there are other modifications on the surface of the biscuit - this is a palm. Cartoonized skeletons the size of... cookies?

Can you eat it? Bastard, speaking of which, I came out directly after being woken up by Jeluka. I haven’t had breakfast yet.

Wait, now is not the time to talk about this. Asshole, this familiar feeling of déjà vu...is there really no problem with copyright? The last dragon [beep] radar was already on the sidelines. Elf mages, be careful that one day your leader Artoria will be regarded as the boss of the copycat factory and the mastermind behind the copycat market due to copyright issues. If you are arrested and imprisoned, you might be imprisoned as a lion in a zoo. Is that okay?

Putting this aside for now, I took the cold metallic skull biscuit from Jeluka's hand and looked at it. Slowly, due to the beautiful temptation generated by my growling stomach, it gradually turned into a fragrant piece of cake. biscuits, so I stuffed them directly into my mouth.

"Click~~~"

"bump----!!"

As a result, he was immediately hit by the Sword of the Rising Sun.

"Prince Idiot, this is not something to eat." She took the tracking magic device back from her mouth like lightning, and Jeluka stared at me with a bulging face.

"I'm hungry."

While rubbing my stomach, rubbing my red forehead that had been hit, and grinning my sore teeth, I explained quite innocently, whose fault was it for not having breakfast?

Although it feels unnecessary, I still want to explain that the first sound was the sound of my teeth breaking. If it were a prank cookie that could accidentally be deceived by its appearance and bite into it, causing the teeth to break, it would be so cruel. If it existed, those elven mages would have invented something very remarkable.

Of course, I personally don’t recommend making the tracking magic guide look like this, you know? If it wasn't me just now, but the little ghost, then the result now is to get rid of Kurast and make another one.

After wiping off the saliva on it, Jeluka explained to me the use of this tracking magic device.

"In short, when you get close to the crystal fragments, an alarm will sound."

"Hey, it's too simple. Take care of the audience's mood, you bastard!!"

"Okay, it's true." Jeluka continued as if she couldn't do anything to me.

"Indeed, there is one thing we must pay attention to."

"oh oh."

"That's the trigger for it."

"What? What happened to the activation switch?"

Infected by the tense atmosphere created by Jeluka, I swallowed nervously.

"Actually..."

"You should tell me what's going on."

"This is really a secret. In fact, because of the researcher's special hobby, the switch's activation design is quite special. It has to be like this..."

Saying this, Jeluka put the tracking magic device in the shape of a skull cookie on her head.

Oh, it turns out this thing is a hair accessory. At this moment, I couldn't help but be deeply shocked by the twists and turns of this tracking magic device.

Wait... maybe the direction of the complaint is wrong...

"And what's more."

Jeluka continued speaking, pointing proudly to the hair accessory-shaped tracking magic device that had been placed on her head, and lightly twirling her jade fingers.

"And it must be worn on the left side of the head, otherwise the switch will not activate."

"This is a scam!!"

I knocked down all the dominoes on the tea table in my mind.

Enough is enough, those elven bastards, how far must the infringement go before they are satisfied, and how sophisticated does the copycat have to be before they stop? ! !

I think the biggest problem facing the elves now is not the declining race, but the accusations from angry copyright owners.

"What's wrong?"

Jeluka tilted her head and looked at me, expressing serious confusion about the explosive anger I showed. She couldn't explain this kind of thing to her. After all, the culprits were those who were full and had nothing to do. Elf research mages who have invented some strange functions that can accurately hit other people's copyrights.

"Finally, depending on the distance of the crystal fragments and the amount of energy emitted by the crystal fragments, the size of the alarm sound will be different."

"Finished?"

"It's over, that's what the letter said anyway." Jeluka nodded as she looked like a dignified maid.

"Then let's go."

With a dark face, I strode out, feeling that if I stayed any longer, my body, which was already exhausted from not having breakfast, would collapse from the continuous complaints.

"Durruludurruludurrulu~~~~~~~~~"

Suddenly, the skull worn on the left side of the head, the black cartoon skull eye sockets that occupied more than two-thirds of the area, flashed with light and made a subtle, high-pitched alarm sound.

"It's so amazing. I didn't expect it to come in handy right away." Jeluka touched the left side of her head and exclaimed.

At this time, I quietly came to my senses, put my big hand on Jeluka's shoulder, raised my head too much, and my face was already filled with tragic tears.

"Before the limelight passes, let Arturia hide in the depths of the Harrogath Snow Mountain, otherwise she will definitely be arrested and imprisoned as a [piracy leader]."

Jeluka is confused...

Although the current tracking magic device is not able to point out a general target direction like the Dragon [Beep] Radar, it does not matter. Just try running in a few more directions. If you feel that the alarm sound has become significantly louder or smaller. , then it is the correct or opposite direction.

With the help of the tracking magic device, we soon found the target almost ten kilometers away from the location where the alarm sounded. A very innocent animal was involved in the incident and was wandering aimlessly. Wandering around, and unfortunately encountered our third world knight of doom.

Even its advanced body, the Elite Hell Knight, was decapitated. It was no problem to kill an ordinary-level Doom Knight. In just a few blinks, a bottle of super healing potion and dozens of pieces were left behind. The gold coin has returned to the hell where it truly belongs.

"Just a small role."

Smacking our lips, Jeluka and I both shook our heads. This level was not even comparable to the previous group of demonized monsters.

However, this time it was only for testing purposes, to see how far away this skull cookie could detect crystal fragments, and at the same time, to learn to judge the amount of energy erupted from the crystal fragments based on the sound, that's all.

After recovering the crystal fragment of the Knight of Doom, Jeluka and I continued to focus on the teleportation array in the Plains of Despair and began to gradually expand the search area. Probably as Glio said, with the cheek labor of the old drunkard only worth 5,000 gold coins , the crystal fragment incident here at the Demon Fortress has begun to subside. The Doom Knight just now was just a blind cat hitting a dead mouse. Next, we walked for a whole morning before the second alarm came. .

This time, it was a group of demonized corpse-spitting monsters nearly twelve kilometers away (the data obtained by Jeluka seems to be very credible). This kind of monster is probably the most disgusting monster in the entire Demon Fortress, with strong muscles. The limbs, the fat belly, the red eyeballs spit out like lanterns, the mouth is covered with tiny tentacles, and it is full of sharp teeth. When it devours the corpse, it will make a dull sound like a blast pipe. I really don’t know what to use. Only words can describe the disgustingness of this monster. Compared with it, even the ugly monster in Rogge's camp seems to have such a special temperament.

After being demonized, a group of more than twenty corpse-spitting monsters, their ugly big mouths seemed to be convulsed, spitting out disgusting liquids and pieces of meat with a corrosive effect that could kill adventurers at a very high frequency. There are more than a dozen of these monsters, buttocks gathered together to form a circle. It is really a 360-degree long-range spray disgusting attack with no blind spots. If an ordinary adventure team encounters it, they will probably have no choice but to run away.

In the end, because it was so disgusting, Jeluka, who was a bit of a germaphobe, was already going crazy before I took action. The Sword of the Rising Sun slashed through the air from a distance and immediately exploded the solid defense circle of the corpse-spitting monster. Then he rushed up and swung the Sword of the Rising Sun fiercely. When he stopped, the ground was covered with limbs that were easily chopped off by the sharp sword. They were scattered everywhere, and the green and red liquid was mixed together. It was even more stinky and stinky than a cesspit. nausea……