Diablo Destruction

“Well done, that’s the momentum.”

Patting the panting Jeluka on the shoulder, I was extremely moved. Speaking of which, if I'm not mistaken, this must be her second time taking action. It would be great if she could have this kind of energy normally.

"Woo~~~"

The black blood of the broken limbs on the ground, and the spray-painted corpse monster that was divided into sections became even more disgusting. This made Jeluka, who had come back to her senses, let out a small scream, tiptoed, and immediately ran away.

Oh My God.

I shrugged helplessly from behind, quickly recovered the crystal fragments that had just fallen to my feet, and followed.

…

Although the flesh resuscitator doesn't look very good, it looks like a multi-legged alien creature that came from an alien planet, but in terms of disgustingness, it is incomparable to the corpse-painting monster. Occasionally, some guys with more special hobbies , I still think these flesh-and-blood resuscitators look cool, but for people who think the corpse-vomiting monster is cool, I think they should be sent to a pharmacist immediately... No, there is no need to diagnose, just get a cage and lock them up.

Well, of course, those guys who think flesh and blood resuscitators are a bit cool are not normal people. Putting aside their appearance, the fact that flesh and blood resuscitators can continuously give birth to babies at a terrifying speed - flesh and blood beasts, is enough. It's disgusting. The existence of this kind of monster seems to be blaspheming the sacred and great thing like childbirth.

Speaking of which, the characteristics of this monster are reminiscent of the Blood Eagle's Nest in Rogge's Camp. It can also spit out blood eagles continuously, but to be honest, the Blood Eagle's Nest is much cuter, at least in the eyes of adventurers. That's right, apart from the assembly-line production of blood eagles, the Blood Eagle's Nest does not have any attack power and cannot even move. It is simply a target, and the Flesh Resurrectionist... its sharp and even saw-shaped joints and claws , itself is like a meat grinder.

When I introduced this kind of monster, I felt extremely regretful in my heart.

After Jeluka ran wildly for a while, we accidentally bumped into each other, and we received another buzzing alarm that was no different from the siren of copyright infringement in my ears.

Then, they met this group of flesh and blood resuscitators who were affected by the crystal fragments.

So... Master Jeluka, could you please come and help me?

With tears streaming down my face, I looked back at Jeluka, who was standing outside the battlefield as if nothing had happened, and accused her with my eyes.

Without the stimulation of the corpse-spitting monster, this guy has completely returned to his previous door god mode... There are many, many flesh and blood beasts. Those damn flesh and blood resuscitators are still being mass-produced. Are their anuses made of titanium alloy?

"His Royal Highness is the one. As long as you transform, won't it be solved immediately?"

Jeluka also had her own explanation for my resentful gaze.

"Eh? No, it's not a powerful monster. It's very troublesome to transform."

I replied out of boredom as I kicked away a flesh-and-blood beast that rushed towards me.

Ah~~, it turns out that’s the case. At this point, I finally understand. It turns out that the two of us are actually lazy people who are afraid of trouble.

However, it seems that I am her master, right? There is indeed such a setting, right? However, in my memories, I did not find any incidents related to the master and the personal maid. Could it be that I remembered it wrong?

All in all, because of Jeluka's inactivity, I finally had to transform into a moon wolf to recover the crystal fragments.

It took about a day, relying on the tracking magic device, to recover a total of five crystal fragments. If they were placed in Kurast, even if we wandered around without relying on tools, it would be nothing to recover four or five crystal fragments in a day. Question, this situation is really gratifying and gratifying.

Finally, our test this time was successfully completed. We had a rough idea of ​​the approximate search range of the tracking magic device and how to judge the energy of the crystal fragments based on sound and distance. These data gave us a rough idea.

When the sky darkened, we ended the test and returned to the Demon Fortress. This outing was probably the shortest outing for me in the past few years.

I'm so hungry. I don't want to eat from the hotel, but something made by Jeluka.

I complained like this. Unexpectedly, Jeluka borrowed the kitchen without saying a word. While I was waiting for dinner, I racked my brains to remember if I had offended her in any way in the past few days. I would definitely bring it later. It's mushroom soup or something.

The result was unexpected again, what was served was a very normal and delicious vegetable broth.

The night is getting dark.

A small figure flew quickly across the roof of the demon fortress. The almost invisible night made the shadow look like a ghost, making it difficult to distinguish reality from reality.

Quickly, a small black shadow came to the outside of the demon fortress, avoiding the eyes of the city wall guards. Looking outside, there was finally a dim light. It was the torch that the miners had been lighting during the night. Although these torches were easy to Attract the attention of monsters, but in order to survive, many poor miners have to risk this risk to work.

After climbing over the city wall, the black shadow did not stop. He jumped several times and came to the edge of the cliff. Then he jumped up without hesitation. If anyone else saw it, they would definitely think that he was committing suicide because of his thoughts——, the group The outside of the Demonic Fortress is surrounded by cliffs that are at least several thousand meters high! !

In front of the mountain peak that towers thousands of meters into the sky, standing straight like a pillar on top of the entire demon fortress, the black dot that falls straight into the sky seems so insignificant. It blends into the darkness, just like a drop of water in the sea. Like, you can only hear it if you get close. The black shadow seems to be wearing very fluffy clothes, which are constantly rubbing against the air, making a majestic hunting sound. The strong wind is roaring at the face and ears with the momentum of tearing the clothes.

As the ground approached, a terrifying aura suddenly erupted from the black shadow. He pulled out a huge weapon from his hand and waved it towards the ground out of thin air. The tyrannical force collided with the ground and immediately produced a strong shock wave, greatly slowing down the falling speed of the black shadow. .

With a "pop" sound, he supported himself with both hands and landed on one knee. A small pit immediately appeared on the hard ground. If anyone could see this scene, they would definitely applaud it. This is such a graceful and elegant landing pose.

Patting his muddy palms, the black shadow slowly stood up from the ground, took a step, and suddenly lost his balance with a snap, and fell to the ground with an exaggerated movement of throwing himself to the ground.

The impact of landing was too great, and my feet were numb...

"Woo~~~"

After a while, the black shadow stood up with his face covered with dirt. Although he landed in such a graceful manner, he failed in the next step, causing the judges to hold up the sign of "10 points full score". , flipped it gently, and changed it to the final score of [Naturally Dumb].

After patting the dust off her body a few times, the petite black figure stood up again and jumped straight in one direction. After a while, she stopped at the foot of the mine, looking for something, walked around half a circle, and stopped at a place that was even a doghouse. In the small hollow that could not be reached, he looked at the hay bed and a dirty, black and tattered cotton-padded jacket inside, motionless.

Obviously, the owner here has not returned, and is probably working in the extremely dangerous mining area where the torches are bright and monsters can be attracted at any time.

After a while, she took out a large, tightly clasped bowl from the inventory, carefully placed it under the pit, took another look, and then

Turn around and leave.

There was a "bump", and just as she turned around to immediately hit something, she collided head-on with something behind her.

"Are you stupid? How careless do you have to be to not even notice that I'm standing behind you?"

Sighing and glancing down slightly, Jeluka, wearing a light maid uniform, sat down on the ground and kept rubbing her fragrant buttocks with her hands through the light of the torch in the distant mining area. Every bit of it is reflected in the pupils.

"I don't even know how to say good to you."

Reaching out to pull Jielu up, I looked her up and down, troubled by too many complaints.

First of all, even if I had transformed into a moon wolf and was following behind, it would be fine if she didn't notice the previous part. But just now, I was standing less than half a meter behind her, and she turned around and bumped into me. It's too exaggerated to be distracted. If I were the enemy, how many resurrection coins would she have to buy?

"That's because His Highness the Prince often does this kind of thing, secretly attacking girls from behind and so on. He has become very good at it, so even I can't notice it."

Regarding the mistake just now, Jeluka raised her lips cutely and had her own set of absurd explanations. When did I have a sneak attack? Even facing an enemy, I have never attacked like this, let alone a girl. As for you, a timid guy like you, you always pull on my cloak or sleeves when walking on the busy streets. He was so close behind him that he was framed and accused, but it was really outrageous.

besides……

"How does it feel to jump down from a height of several thousand meters, my heroic Jeluka heroine?"

I took out my handkerchief and wiped it on Jeluka's little cat-like face. She just made a subtle whine like a kitten, but didn't move away. I watched it for a while, and I guess it was enough to hold her in my arms. She won't be timid anymore, this won't work, this is my only way to punish her, if she is also immune, won't she be even more unscrupulous and lawless in front of me in the future?

Realizing this, I began to feel distressed.

After gradually getting used to the handkerchief wiping her face, Jeluka began to take the initiative to bring her little face closer, just like a daughter who is lazy in every way, stretching her neck and coquettishly enjoying her father wiping her face. Same, but the mouth is not forgiving.

"I originally thought His Highness the Prince would come to rescue me, but I didn't expect... the moment I fell, I deeply felt the indifference of humanity in this world."

"You're lying! You're lying, you bastard! You obviously didn't notice that you were following me just now, and you were still acting cool and posing when you landed. How did you look like you were expecting me to rescue you?"

"Wow~~cough, hum~~~"

Obviously, Jeluka first exclaimed when she was exposed, then slammed the handkerchief away, turned her head, and snorted guiltily.

"This is a girl's sixth sense. How can an idiot like His Highness understand it?"

"..."

A girl’s sixth sense? It is really a universal explanation, and it has the same purpose as the relevant departments and departments.

"I don't want to be called a fool by a fool."

Although I was perfunctory, I still had a backup plan.

"Look at you now. I've seen many people in black, but this is the first time I've seen a man in black wearing a maid's uniform."

"Is there any problem? Could it be that...in His Highness the Prince's erotic brain, he is imagining...imagining the version of me without clothes on just now?"

Jeluka took a step back, guarding her chest with her arms vigilantly, and the gaze she cast on her was particularly piercing.

"You are the one with a head filled with pornography!! I'm talking about clothes, clothes! If you want to do things secretly, just change into tights for me. Do you think that in those knight novels, assassins wear tights to set the mood? Is it? It’s to reduce air friction and try not to make any noise, idiot, look at your maid uniform, it’s like setting off firecrackers when it’s flying in the air!!”

"Woo~~"

Unable to defend herself, Jeluka wailed.

"Anyway... Even if what he said makes sense, His Highness the Prince's idea of ​​letting me wear tight clothes is definitely not pure. Maybe he just wanted to follow behind secretly, drooling, and fantasize about me wearing tight clothes and being hung tightly. The gesture in mid-air.”

"..."

I was dumbfounded. What kind of thinking must be done to reach this conclusion? Is this guy suffering from delusional persecution, or is he just a brain full of dirty jokes?

"Forget it, forget it, you always have some lies."

In the end, I had no choice but to give up. In this cold and desolate place, where monsters may appear at any time, I was complaining to the maids about dirty jokes. Is there something wrong with my mind?

"One last thing to remind you, don't underestimate the alliance's defense system and think that you can run around late at night with the advanced strength of the pseudo-domain. If I hadn't been behind to help you clarify your identity, you would have been arrested now. Imprisoned."

As she spoke, the knife fell gently on her forehead with a snap as a punishment. This time, Jeluka really had no room for rebuttal.

Maybe tonight is a night worth remembering. How about the title [The Failed First Night of the Rookie Black-Clothed Jeluka]? Bah, bah, bah, that’s weird, how come I’m infected with this guy’s dirty jokes? !

"How did His Highness discover that I sneaked out? Could it be that... there was some strange smell left on my body... a smell that only you can smell?"

Jeluka, who hugged her body tightly, said doubtfully.

"If you keep saying this, I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment."

Staring at Jeluka angrily, her shoulders slumped weakly. Why are there so many weird guys around me?

"Let's not talk about the noise caused by your maid uniform. You can't hide it from anyone. Just seeing you obediently preparing dinner, I became suspicious at that time. Your behavior was too abnormal. My maid didn't Maybe he’s so obedient—that’s probably what he means.”

After smacking his lips and getting the answer, the guy said "cut" very rudely.

"Forget it, I've done everything I need to do, let's go back."

My eyes fell on the big bowl placed in the pit, and my mood suddenly became particularly calm and gentle. I couldn't help but reach out my hand and touch her head affectionately. Then I took out my handkerchief and wiped the last part of my face. Wipe it clean with a little dust, and let the delicate and white face like porcelain regain its dazzling charm.

"Um."

Nodding, Jeluka responded softly, then lowered her head very low, oh, are you shy? This must be the case, no wonder, after such a failed night walk, I would have buried my head.

Of course I thought so, and I felt proud.

"Shh~~~"

Suddenly, a slight movement from the distance reached the ears of Jeluka and I at the same time. We obviously didn’t do anything bad, but we were guilty of committing crimes. We let out a soft hiss in unison, and then looked around in panic, looking for it. A hiding place, quickly hiding behind it.

After a while, a vague and thin figure emerged from the darkness. You didn't need to guess the identity of the other person. After all, he could be so thin, and the one end was messy and greasy, with bunches sticking together in a messy way. The strange hair that sticks up like a Saiyan head is probably not found in the entire Demon Fortress.

Dragging his almost exhausted body, his thin, dark bare feet seemed to be stuck to the ground and could no longer be lifted off the ground. He wiped the ground back step by step, and saw his own nest right in front of him. , the eyes covered by bangs seemed to have a slight glimmer of luster, and the pace quickened a little, and finally fell directly into his own nest.

After a while...

"Wow~~~~~~~"

He let out a scream, not even caring about his physical fatigue. The child, as if he had discovered a poisonous snake in his den, rolled out of the den and stared at the thing inside. The big bowl smelled of meat, and I was frightened.

Yes, it's not joy, but fear. With such eyes, he sometimes looks at the big bowl, sometimes looks around, full of hesitation.

I can understand this feeling, just like an honest person who suddenly sees an astonishing gold and silver treasure in his home. He is not immediately overjoyed, but panicked - whose treasures belong to them? Why does it appear in your own home? Will he be framed? What should I do if someone else finds out? He would definitely think that he had stolen it, and he would definitely be hung up and beaten. No, for such a large amount of wealth, he might just be sentenced to death.

At this moment, the child's mood should be roughly like this.

"what to do?"

Seeing that my kindness was not only not accepted, but also became something that made the other person fearful and uneasy.

Jeluka, who was hiding next to me, couldn't help but tug on my sleeves, and turned her head subconsciously. A pair of pleading eyes that she had never seen before were looking at me closely.

It's too foul. Such a look is really too foul. Doesn't it leave me no chance to refuse?

I tilted my head and thought about it, and I quickly came up with an idea. I randomly picked up a stone from the ground and threw it into the darkness not far away. In the silence, there was a rattling sound from where the stone landed, which was particularly abrupt.

"Who... who?"

The child, who had become a frightened bird, jumped up in fright at the slight sound. He carefully looked at the source of the sound and explored it step by step.

When he (she) walked away, I immediately saw the opportunity, jumped out silently, took out the big bowl of broth, placed it on the ground, then wrote a line next to it, thought about it, and then I erased it, made a few more strokes, and took a few glances. After I felt everything was in order, I rushed back with satisfaction.

how to say? There is a little bit of the excitement of Grand Rogue, although what we are doing now is completely incomparable with Grand Rogue.

Soon, the child who had found nothing came back with even more uneasiness. After discovering that the big bowl had been moved, he was almost scared out of his wits. It took him a while to notice the traces next to the big bowl.

That mark was a big smile left after being wiped once. Originally, I left the words "This is for you" on it. After I finished writing it, I suddenly realized what if the other person couldn't read. ? Not just in case, but 99.99% possible.

So I erased it again and drew a new smiling face that could be seen even if I couldn't read.

How about it? You can feel it from this smiling face. My sincerity, kindness, and most importantly, the aura of a daddy. I’m not boasting. I’ve reached the point where even if I draw a random smiley face of my own, I can still make it have a hint of breastmilk. To describe the terrifying state of Dad's halo power in a simple way, for example, a great master of boxing can make others feel his fist intention in his paintings, but in my paintings, it is milk intention!

After seeing the smiling face on the ground, the child gradually became less alert and uneasy. I raised my nose higher than Pinocchio's with pride.

After looking at the smiling face on the ground for a while, the child, whose expression had completely calmed down, tilted his head, as if he had figured something out, and softly muttered one word in a clear voice.

"Bear……?"

"..."

Kill you, I'm going to kill you, you ungrateful brat! ! ! !

He wanted to pounce out with all his teeth and claws, and teach this hateful little brat a lesson. What kind of bear is that? This is my kindest and gentlest smile, please open your eyes and see clearly! ! !

But Jeluka rushed forward at the same time and hugged me tightly, preventing me from rushing forward.

On the way back, Jeluka was still wiping away the tears from her laughter. Just because of one word spoken by that stinky kid, my sense of superiority that had completely suppressed Jeluka tonight was reversed.

Just like the divine kick that Jeluka took immediately after jumping off the cliff, I was filled with regret. If I had known it would be like this, I should have pulled Jeluka back quickly. It doesn’t matter whether the smelly kid eats it or not.

In the next few days, Jeluka did the same thing, giving the smelly kid a bowl of hot soup every night. After her first failure experience, she became more and more skilled at what she did as a night-walking heroine. , but she refused to change out of her maid uniform no matter what, put on a formal black tights, and let her work as a night warrior. She looked professional but also subtly revealed a bit of a copycat.

Of course, the checkpoint on the thousands-meter-high cliff is always a problem for Jeluka. Fortunately, she also has a master named Wu Fan who can use it at will, whether it is to pull the cloak, pull the sleeves, or Carrying it on the back, riding on a shoulder horse, or being carried by a princess, it doesn't matter as long as Wu Fan is there.

"..."

Sorry, please allow me to ask again, who can tell me, am I really the owner of this guy? Or am I making a mistake somewhere, or am I opening it in the wrong way?

However, this leisurely time of wandering out every night was quickly broken. Three days later, the hunting operation, a unique feature of the Demon Fortress area, began.

That morning, Jeluka, I, and the shameless old drunkard who stayed here and refused to leave, apparently wanting to squeeze out those Kaizi who regarded her as her savior, stood on the wall of the city gate and looked down from above. Looking at the suburban prairie thousands of meters below, the monster crawled toward the demon fortress like ants.

"I really miss it."

Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but touch my chin with a nostalgic look, recalling the scene of participating in the hunting operation in the first world, recalling Oscar, his teammates, the assassin Latin who loved Fini deeply, and There's the old man Tualatin, the scam of two artifacts...

Slowly, Humu shed two lines of hot tears - thinking about it, it turned into sad memories.

Jeluka pointed to the tearful idiot next to her and looked at Kasha with a questioning expression.

"Ignore it, this idiot deserves to live in tears for the rest of his life."

Kasha shook the wine bottle in her hand, raised her throat and took a big gulp of the wine offered by some poor fellow, and let out a satisfied sigh.

"It cheers me up. The hunting operation is the best opportunity to recover the crystal fragments. If we waste this opportunity, let's see if that old fox in Akela goes back and skins everyone."