Diablo Destruction

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"Ahhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Early the next morning, I walked out of Willas's room with two thick black circles under my eyes.

Only Princess Sanwu was outside, and I don't know what the others were doing.

Look at Princess Sanwu. She looks very good. She has the leisurely look of a retired old lady. She is sitting at the window door, enjoying the warm morning sun coming in from the outside. There is a Japanese-style low-legged table in front of her, with a whole set of things that look like A very expensive and exquisite tea set, holding a steaming tea cup in his little hands, and he did not forget to make a satisfied sound of "sizzling~~~" when he drank.

What a tea-drinking god.

With two panda eyes, after washing, I sat across the table, yawned lazily, and poured myself a cup of tea.

Although drinking tea on an empty stomach in the morning is not a good idea, the little princess’s tea-making skills are really top-notch. Even though she knew it was not good, she still wanted to have a cup. It would be such a pleasant thing to warm her stomach and bask in the sun in the winter morning...

I squinted my eyes, like a bear about to hibernate, and felt a strong and comfortable sleepiness in my heart.

No, bastard! ! !

I overturned the coffee table in my heart, slammed my cup down on the table, and stared at little Jasmine across from me.

I remember, my uncle, I, Wu Fan, the unscrupulous lone ranger druid, got up early in the morning to raise an army to punish sins. On this morning, two days before God’s birthday, I have transformed into A terrifying man with a determination that even the Fifth Master can't stop, don't think you can bribe me with just a cup of tea, at least add breakfast, even a boiled egg, you bastard!

The rainy season has passed and the mating season has come again. In the remote Rogge Grassland, no one knows what a hungry and grumpy ragdoll bear awakened from hibernation will do.

Damn it, what am I doing here, dubbing the animal world! ! !

"Come on, come on~~~"

Just when I was sinking into complaining about my unconscious self, complaining and pitying myself, Princess Sanwu from the side made a hissing sound to summon a pet, and I saw her pushing a plate over.

There are two peeled, fresh and hot boiled eggs on it. It has the same beautiful luster and tenderness as a girl's skin, exuding bursts of alluring aroma.

Oh oh oh, I really get whatever I want. Could it be that... Facing the arrival of the pornographic maid, Princess Sanwu, who felt the crisis of unemployment, finally learned to watch the mood and be considerate of her master?

I held the plate so moved that tears fell down.

"Next time, how about performing the unique skill of speaking your innermost thoughts unconsciously in front of the women's bathhouse?"

Princess Sanwu gently turned her eyes and said this with her cold lips.

I quickly covered my mouth. No, my bad habit came back.

So it turns out that this guy handed over the boiled eggs because he accidentally said what he was thinking? I thought that our master and slave had reached the state of being united and united, but I was really too naive.

I was so moved just now that I immediately jumped off the building and got a 35% off sale.

Forget it, it’s still breakfast after all.

Thinking like this, I casually stuffed an egg into my mouth and chewed it.

Chew, chew, chew...

Chew, chew, chew, chew...

"Well!!"

A bolt of spiritual lightning passed between my eyebrows, and all my movements suddenly became sluggish. In my open mouth, bits of chewed egg whites fell from it.

In my mind, fairy music is played one after another, and divine dances are danced in scenes. There are immortals riding cranes to the west, and lotus flowers blooming from the mist of Tianchi...

This taste...this taste...is actually! !

"There's no yolk in the egg, you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I kicked the celestial palace picture in my mind away, slapped the table and stood up, shouting the declaration of the end of the world.

Eggs without yolks are like natto without green onions. They are shoddy... no, they can no longer be called food at all. They are poison to the soul and a prank of the devil! !

"what on earth is it?"

I opened the other egg and sure enough, it was also empty inside.

"normal."

Princess Sanwu's bright yellow eyes flashed, she pushed up the bridge of her nose, and looked like "It's time for the teacher to introduce everyone to the new world again."

He stretched out his pink tongue and licked off the smear of egg yolk stuck to the corner of his mouth.

"Teacher Moli, I seemed to have seen traces of the prisoner just now." I raised my hand.

"Watson, don't be fooled by appearances. This world is far from as simple as you think. Those traces of crimes that can be detected with the naked eye were deliberately left by Moriarty to mislead us."

Little Jasmine wiped the corners of her mouth to make sure there were no traces left, and immediately showed an extremely calm look.

"My old friend, who is the prisoner?"

I suddenly burst into tears. I had nothing to do, so why would I tell this maid a detective novel? I knew that when she deliberately acted lonely, it was most likely to lure someone into taking the bait.

"Listen up, what do you think is the simplest and most effective deception in this world?"

"Please give me some advice from Teacher Xiao Moli." I lowered my head humbly.

"That is, taking something that is originally very simple, and using a little manipulation, will lead the thinking of the person who is pursuing the clues into a complicated or even endless loop."

"That makes sense."

I was thinking about this sentence, and suddenly I felt that little Jasmine was speaking to my heart. Wasn't it true that I had been deceived like this many times?

"Who is the prisoner?"

For a moment, my expression became solemn. Maybe, maybe, probably, the action of little Jasmine licking the egg yolk off her lips just now was really a trace left by the prisoner to mislead her.

"What do you think is the simplest question when there is no yolk in an egg?" Princess Sanwu began to follow the instructions.

"It was taken out and eaten."

I answered without any hesitation and pointed my finger at the other party.

"After saying so much, you still haven't found the essence of the problem."

Princess Sanwu took a sip of tea indifferently and looked out the window, looking like a lonely master.

"Then what do you mean the essence is?"

"must……"

A serious aura suddenly emanated from Princess Sanwu.

"Absolutely?" I swallowed hard, as if I was facing the final answer to a shocking conspiracy.

"The mother hen must have forgotten to lay the yolk when she was laying eggs." After speaking quickly, Princess Sanwu poured herself tea.

"When you give birth to a child, will you forget your brain and give birth to a child? You bastard!!"

Breathing fire, I roared and kicked the Empire State Building to its roots.

"The child with the stupid master has no hope for his brain or anything."

Hiss, the sound of Princess Sanwu drinking tea sounded.

"Don't say such cruel words... at least give our children a glimmer of confidence, isn't that good?" I burst into tears.

"I don't have any hope for the stupid master."

"No!!!" A roar raised to the sky. Could it be that our IQ is really that low? Are the children with low Lian and high IQ children three without princess being dragged down below the average level? !

"Don't worry." Princess Sanwu patted my shoulder to comfort me.

"With me here, no matter what, the child will be smarter than his useless father, and he will definitely be able to live a good life."

"Oh oh oh, that's it, it makes sense."

While I was happy, I suddenly felt an inexplicable sadness. Why?

I always feel like I've forgotten something important.

After eating two eggs with only the white remaining, my brain was fully replenished with protein, and I got up again.

I remember now! !

Forgotten thing - why there is no yolk in the egg!

No, wait, it should be - why do I have two dark circles under my eyes so early in the morning! ! !

Speaking of which, it wasn't because the porn princess said those words to me last night and then irresponsibly turned off the engine and ran away! !

As a result, I was so angry that I could only walk around in the rooms of Vilas, Sarah, and Linya, and didn't fall asleep until dawn. This was how the dark circles under my eyes came.

Fortunately, the druid has good physical strength. Speaking of which, it is more than enough to satisfy the girls at home, huh.

"Death flag." Princess Sanwu put down her tea cup and pointed directly at me.

"Don't peek into other people's thoughts."

After confirming that she had not leaked anything, I put a knife on her forehead.

"If you want to be proud, you have to take advantage of now. According to my divination, the idiot master will be drained by a woman in less than a month."

Holding her red forehead, the little princess's beautiful eyes like a doll were shining and staring at me.

"And the peeping is so specific!!"

Another blow fell on her defenseless bun hat. Although the soft hat absorbed a lot of power, I also increased the force appropriately. In the end, this erotic little princess still had a headache for a while.

Huh, what a third-rate divination. Even the most demanding Sister Sharna can’t squeeze me dry. If it’s 1vs1, I’m already invincible.

He raised his chin proudly, and under Princess Sanwu's malicious and cursing gaze, he got into the kitchen and started rummaging around.

Two eggs without yolks simply cannot satisfy my appetite.

After a while, with a piece of meat sauce in my mouth, a large bowl of meat sauce noodles in my hand, and a lot of loot, I happily sat back in my previous position.

"Speaking of which, how are you and Jeluka doing now?" I asked vaguely while snoring the noodles.

"The winner is still undecided."

When she mentioned her new opponent, little Jasmine's eyes sank slightly.

"I would like to ask your Highness, little Jasmine, who has added two new enemies in one breath, what are your prospects for the future." I said teasingly.

It's so generous. Yesterday, I made Aleus and Zeluka, two natural enemies who may last a lifetime, in one breath.

Even the protagonist in a self-abuse novel who is hunted every day cannot utter such sarcasm.

"nothing."

Tilting her head, little Jasmine drank tea, looking at ease.

"Aren't you afraid that the two of them will join forces to deal with you?" I was very interested.

"Indeed, it would be difficult to join forces, but we won't do that." She answered firmly.

"Why?"

"A girl's pride won't allow it."

"I personally think that before discussing the girl's self-esteem, it would be better for you three to take the girl's shame into consideration."

I swear, this is the most sincere advice in my life. "That kind of thing doesn't matter."

I:"……"

"Okay, let's change the question." Because I really didn't know how to complain, I could only change the topic.

"Which one do you think is more of a threat, Aleus or Jeluka?"

I know that my current expression must be very much like that of an unscrupulous reporter from a gossip newspaper.

"Jeruka."

Without hesitation, Princess Sanwu gave me the answer.

"Oh oh oh, why?" I suddenly became interested when I heard the shocking information.

"A guy who abandons the shame of women is terrible."

"You are scary too!!!"

Even if my brain's memory is only that of a pig, I will never forget who it was that guy who just a few seconds ago said that it doesn't matter whether a girl has a sense of shame or not.

However, to be able to realize Jeluka's unscrupulous nature in just a short meeting last night, this little princess's observation skills are indeed extraordinary.

"Why do you think Arius is easier to deal with?" I asked again with a roll of my eyes.

"Ha~~~"

Princess Sanwu, who took a sip of hot tea, sighed and seemed to think I asked a very boring question.

"I have to admit that that guy is indeed an opponent to a certain extent. At least he dares to write that kind of thing, and his determination is enough to become a strong enemy."

"Uh-huh."

I kept nodding. Indeed, Arius's rotten nature was a powerful impact on the Dark Continent.

"However, as a comparison with me, as an author, she is completely inferior."

"Indeed, the gap is obvious." I have to agree with Princess Sanwu's words.

"I just want to rely on quantity to defeat quality. I think, ah, I have written so much. As long as one person reads it, I am better than ten people on the other side. As long as I have one reader who can understand me, the others will not be able to understand me at all. No need, those who comfort themselves with this kind of thinking are just pathetic people."

I:"……"

Is it an illusion? This strong sense of déjà vu, seeing someone suddenly vomiting a mouthful of blood and falling on the keyboard...

"Your own thoughts are important, but if you don't cater to the readers' tastes, it's just a book written for you. If you don't know how to cater to the customers' tastes, don't force them to come. Even if you insist on your own thoughts, If you can't balance it with catering to readers' tastes, you're just a third-rate author."

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