Diablo Destruction

"Let me tell you, Grandma Yalandlan, I don't want to discuss these things with you today." With a heavy sigh, I patted my butt and sat back in the chair, holding the cold tea and took a sip.

"Jeluka waved.

"Yes, Your Highness."[]

Jeluka, with a red face, hurried up and walked away holding my tea cup.

"Oh, you are so considerate. Are you covering for Jeluka? In fact, I have felt this way for a long time. Wu, maybe your personality is a good match for Jeluka."

Yalandlan saw our actions with a smile and waited for Jeluka's figure to leave before speaking.

So, the mouthful of herbal tea still stuck in her throat spurted out again.

Let me tell you, I am a good match for that pornographic maid?

Just that maid who sells her integrity? !

Tell you... no, I want to tell the whole world that my moral bottle is always full...

The moral bottle... is full...

But……

Sorry, it does match up well in a way.

No, bastard, now is not the time to apologize. This is not the topic that should be discussed. It doesn’t matter whether my integrity is good no matter what it is... No, no, no, it’s not important whether I am a good knight no matter what. It’s just that Why should I discuss this kind of issue with Yalandlan, you bastard!

"Grandma Yalandlan...you want to change the subject, right? No matter what, you don't want to tell me about the little ghost, right?" I stared at the other party, and the more vague she became, the more I The curiosity is getting stronger. Although no matter what the truth is, it may not have any impact on the little ghost who doesn't care about anything except me, but I still want to know, as the husband of that stupid saint, I , I want to know, it’s okay to say it’s about possessing Yu, I just want to know!

"Did you originally want to ask about Your Highness Alice?"

Yalandlan's eyes opened slightly, revealing a calm and distant gaze.

"Of course, you can't guess it, right?" I was so helpless that I wanted to hit the wall.

"No, it's just..."

"It's not that I can't tell you, but it's just that there is no benefit in knowing the truth too early."

"It's no good and I want to know. Of course, if it puts the little ghost in danger, then forget it."

After hesitating for a moment, I took a small step back. Compared with the safety of the little ghost, the truth was nothing.

"That's not serious, it's just..." Yalandan looked at me strangely.

"It's just nothing, Grandma Yalandlan, please stop tempting me."

"It seems that Akara didn't tell you, hahaha, you are indeed my student." She suddenly smiled slyly, her expression seemed to say, my student is indeed better than his predecessor, especially his bad character. I.

"What's going on?" I was alert.

"There is something more important than what you want to know about the truth." Yalandlan started to riddle mysteriously.

At this time, Jeluka, who came in from outside, brought me hot tea and stood back behind Yalandlan again. Her expression was normal and she seemed to have adjusted her mood.

You must be stupid, you are a stupid bitch who is complacent about your acting skills, but in the end, this old fox has clearly seen our relationship.

After finishing the dirty jokes and sluts with a bit of a smile, I seriously considered Yalandan's words, while subconsciously picking up the hot tea, placing it next to the spring and sipping it gently.

Something more important than asking about the relationship between the little ghost and the Crystal Tree?

Akara hid it from me, didn't say anything?

Thinking back to yesterday's short trip home, in the little black shop in Akara, the two people were indeed in a state of silence. It seemed that they were hiding something from me. At first, I didn't care much. These two old foxes There are so many things that have been hidden from me, but now that Yalandlan said this, I have to face it.

"What is... important?"

My sixth sense seemed to sense something. I took a deep breath, adjusted my mood, and then asked cautiously.

"Well, actually, the Dragon Sun Grass was found."

"Huh?"

Just now... what did this old fox say carelessly?

It seemed to say... dragon or something. Could it be that he wanted to tell me that little King Arthur had finally found a giant dragon and that I could get rid of the danger of my mount?

Dragon...dragon dragon...dragon grass!

As if I had been drugged, I became sluggish and motionless. The hot tea that I had just poured flowed down the corner of my mouth and soaked my cloak without even noticing.

Wait...wait, I have to calm down. At this moment, this druid Wu Fan needs to show his talents as a savior. When he is in danger, this may be the conspiracy of aliens, trying to make me have trouble. Severe auditory hallucinations to achieve some ulterior purpose.

That’s right, that must be it! After causing me to have auditory hallucinations, I couldn't wait to see Xiao Heitan, so as to obtain Xiao Heitan's secret coordinates, and wanted to take Xiao Heitan away from me. This must be the case. It is really a terrible conspiracy, but you will definitely It will not succeed. In the face of this druid's wisdom, all alien plots are just a cloud, even if there are strange dragon balls, Holy Grails, **, future diaries, magic-dressed girls, horse monkey soju, I am a dead devil. Even the naked eye can see through it!

Jeluka: "This guy's brain is completely confused."

Arlandran: "Yeah, it's completely chaotic, then..."

"Dear Wu, it's Dragon Sun Grass, Dragon Sun Grass is right." So Yalandan decisively added a fire.

"Oh oh oh oh, yinmou, this is yinmou da, yinmou meow, ji ji ji, yin yin yin ya, ga oh ga oh~~"

Jeluka: "Ah, my head is starting to smoke."

Yalandlan: "It's really like a magic spell to control people. Do you want to try other keywords?"

Jeluka: "Great Elder, it is not good to cause a war between the two races."

Yalandran: "That's really a pity."

For a while...

"Grandma Yalandlan, are you saying... that you really found the Dragon Sun Grass...?"

"Oh? It seems that he has calmed down. Yes, that's what I just said."

I:"……"

He lowered his head and remained silent for a moment.

"Jeluka, you idiot!!" He suddenly became angry and rushed towards Jeluka.

"Stupid... stupid, it's not my fault." Jeluka ran away in advance.

"Since you dare to hide such an important thing from me, it's not your fault or whose fault it is." Although the hall is spacious, it is not enough to catch Mi and hide. Even though Jeluka is more powerful, he was soon forced to blind spot.

Explanations are useless, let me take care of you today!

With a roar, he caught Jeluka who was cowering in the corner with tears in her eyes. He held her waist and pressed her on her thighs, like a father beating a naughty child, and slapped her on her raised tunics. The beatings began like raindrops.

"Bullying people... Idiot Prince... Bullying people... I'd rather be kicked to death by a million horses... Idiot... Idiot..."

After a relieving beating, Jeluka was put down. She didn't know whether it was grievance or shame. Her face was as red as an apple. She squatted in the corner, hugging her knees, and kept wiping her red eyes full of tears with her palms.

"It's time to fight. It's such an important thing. Why don't you tell me that you are Xiao Heitan's mother and I am not her father?" I looked at the Xiangtun she was protecting fiercely, still feeling uneasy.

"I...I only found out after I came back." This stupid maid, like a child, stared at me angrily as she resisted domestic violence.

"It's been three days since I came back." I waved three fingers in front of her.

"Who...who knows where you, idiot, beast, have gone and who you can have sex with, huh!" After saying that, he puffed up his cheeks in jealousy and tilted his head heavily.

You are still talking plausibly, but where am I and you, the intelligence chief, will...

Well……

this……

Ahem, it seems... there's a misunderstanding somewhere.

I suddenly thought of something and grabbed the back of my head in embarrassment.

These three days, ahem, how should I put it, were with the little fox, that, well, that's what it was about anyway.

Then, Jeluka must know that I am in the fox tribe and am with the little fox, so there is no such thing as her not knowing where I am and unable to notify me.

However, she also knew what I would do if I fell in love with the little fox passionately and reunited after a long separation. She must have this idea that a father who is fooling around outside would not tell him the news about his daughter.

Don't forget that she is the most jealous and petty maid.

Therefore, although she was indeed derelict in not telling me such an important thing, I am the only one who has no right to blame her.

"Sorry, I got excited when I heard about Xiao Heitan."

I held the poor little servant girl squatting in the corner in my arms.

"Hmph, anyway, I'm just a sh-girl who was played with and thrown away like a rag. She kept nudging me with her forehead, as if she was being intimate or venting her anger, pouting her little mouth angrily and muttering.

This look is so cute, how could I throw away such a cute, shameless, jealous maiden!

"Don't be unfair. I have never regarded you lower than Artoria. Be good and don't cry. Don't cry."

I reached out and gently wiped the wet marks on her cheeks, feeling distressed.

"Hmph, the Duke of Beasts has learned a lot about his sweet words." Although he said this, his swollen cheeks seemed to have faded a bit, and the corners of his lips that were curled up in an awkward manner slowly began to bite.

Still not going to forgive me so easily? Really, the only option is to use last resort.

I leaned forward and kissed her gently on her beautiful, blushing face and her moist and quivering eyelashes that were covered with tears and looked extremely beautiful.

"Uu~~ Stupid... Idiot, you will use this trick... It's useless... I... I won't forgive you, this time I will definitely... wu wu~~" The hard mouth he held up gradually softened. down.

"Cough cough cough————!!"

As I gradually felt the warmth of that person's mouth and wanted to explore the past, the stupid maid raised her neck affectionately and hugged my waist tightly with her arms, when I suddenly let out a heavy cough.

Oh oh oh, no, I completely forgot!

In an instant, Jeluka and I were separated as if electrocuted, whistling and looking around as if nothing had happened.

"Of course it's really embarrassing for you two to be intimate, but I suggest you go back and do it slowly." Yalandlan, who was sitting in the middle, looked at us with a smile.

"Hug... I'm sorry, Grandma Yalandlan, we're going home right now... No, no!"

I subconsciously took Jeluka's little hand and wanted to go home. I took a step in the air before I woke up and patted the back of my head desperately.

"Now, immediately, immediately, go see Xiao Heitan!" After saying that, he didn't care about being shy anymore.

"Grandma Yalandlan, Jeluka can lend me her for a while, that's it."

After saying that, he pulled the maid who was still in a shy daze and left like a gust of wind.

"Today's young people are so enviable, don't you think so?"

Seeing the two figures disappear, Yalan Lan chuckled and shook his head, as if talking to himself or speaking to someone, and said softly.

"Oh oh oh - it's time to dance Zeluka!"

After running out of Yalandlan's house, I couldn't wait to go around those annoying steps, so I jumped directly from here, hundreds of meters above the ground at the foot of the Crystal Tree.

"Do you feel it? Even the wind around me is happy for me." Falling in mid-air, I felt very depressed.

"I just feel that His Highness the Prince's IQ is plummeting like the current situation."

Jeluka, who was already in mid-air when she came to her senses, let out a scream. After she came to her senses, she used her poisonous tongue to sarcastically say this without mercy.

"Huh, Piao Tianwen.com, all I need now is Xiao Heitan." There were two thumps, and I landed safely, and I couldn't wait to take steps.

Xiao Heitan, wait for me, daddy, I'm coming! ! !

"Wait, I said wait, you idiot." Suddenly a strong pulling force pulled me back into the air.

"If you have anything to discuss later, I'm going to see Xiao Heitan."

Looking back, I puffed out my nostrils and said, "It doesn't matter how you complain about me now, but the people who hindered me from seeing Xiao Heitan have disappeared, ho ho!"

"Do you know where Xiao Heitan is?"

The cold words made the steps I was taking forcefully freeze in mid-air. When I turned around again, this dirty lady was looking at me with a half-smile.

"That's right, lead the way."

I stopped awkwardly and smiled the most harmless and sunny smile.

"snort."

"Dear Lord Jeluka, please lead the way." I bowed my head and bent over.

"Hmm~"

"As long as you are willing to take me to the Eighth Route Army... No, ahem, as long as you are willing to take me to Xiao Heitan, there will be great benefits." I cried, who is the Taijun here? ro! .