Diablo Destruction

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My body wrapped in the shimmering light felt a warm feeling, as if a warm stream had merged into my blood, flowing from my body to Dia, and then from Dia's body back to me, and so on. It's quite like the dual cultivation in martial arts novels.

Uh, don't get me wrong, I'm talking about the kind of serious double cultivation, for example, palm to palm in a misty sea of ​​flowers, you take a shot and I take a shot, etc., director, I'm a little hungry. , a small steamed bun and two chicken drumsticks.

To put it bluntly, it is similar to taking a bath in a hot spring on a cold day. It feels so comfortable that you want to moan. This is almost the feeling.

I squinted my eyes slightly and looked at my changes. Anyway, the mages were not allowed to open their eyes and look around. Even if something happened, could it still explode with a bang?

I saw the shimmering light covering my body and wondered, could this be the so-called ritual? It's a bit concise and unpredictable, coach. I thought it was a more complicated and grand scene, but it turned out to be just an altar and a group of mages singing and spinning?

Wait, I can’t underestimate the capabilities of the Horadric clan. Maybe the moment I am distracted, there will be a strange light pillar suddenly rising into the sky, radiating brilliance, colorful clouds gathering, angels descending, fairies scattering flowers, demons dancing and so on. , no problem.

I waited and waited, and waited, but when the glimmer of light from the super flesh-and-blood resurrectors disappeared, when the mages stopped chanting, and when the white light covering us also disappeared, there was still no miraculous phenomenon born. , Could it be that the ceremony failed? I'm going to be like so many prank transfiguration stories, suffering the penalty of failure and turning into something strange?

I was shocked, and then I thought, no, why did you say "again"? It was as if a similar scene had happened before. I am a serious straight man, and I will never accept the evil spirit of transforming into a human being and marrying a human being. A crooked script.

Seeing that Tia had fully opened her eyes and was stretching her waist, she looked at me who was nervously smiling with an expression of interest.

"Is it over?" I tried to ask.

"Well, it's over." Tia nodded vigorously.

"Is it that simple?"

"Yeah, it's that simple."

"What? I thought it would be so grand." I wiped the sweat from my forehead. I had been told that it would be fine to just stand like this for a while, but it made me so nervous.

"Fanfan is wrong. Although it is very simple, it is not simple at all." Dia suddenly looked solemn.

"What does it mean to be simple but not simple... huh?"

Dia's eyes seemed to be explaining, guiding me to look at the Horadric mages who were presiding over the ceremony just now. I suddenly discovered that the seven mages under the altar, as well as the one who had just been circling around the super flesh and blood resurrector, Hundreds of mages were all pale and dripping with sweat, like a otaku who had not left the house for three years and was forced to do a three-thousand-meter run. He was so tired that he might collapse at any time.

"What's wrong with them?" I felt a little guilty, as it seemed that it was indeed not that simple.

"Most of the power is consumed in the ritual."

"No...no way, I just chanted for a while."

"So, what I just meant is that it looks simple to outsiders, but in fact it is not simple at all."

"What exactly happened? Where is the difficulty? You have to keep it secret, wouldn't you have told me earlier?"

"Hey, hehe, this is the only way to have a surprise. Fanfan, let's take a look at his attributes." Tia smiled cutely at me.

"Attributes?" I glanced subconsciously and suddenly found that there was an inexplicable addition of +3 on the strength attribute and physical attribute.

I rubbed my eyes, yes, it wasn’t that I was dazzled, it was indeed the sudden appearance of such strange things.

"Oh, oh, does it mean that rituals can increase attributes?"

"Ding dong, you guessed it right." Tia looked at me with a smile, as if to say, how about it, it's a surprise.

"The hunting rituals of our clan are not just superficial things. Could it be that Fan Fan has forgotten that our slogan is practical first."

Sorry, Tia, I really didn’t know that the Horadric people had such a slogan. It’s not too late to remember it from now on. Anyway, I know that the Horadric people are a group of very pragmatic people.

"Through the blessing of the hunting ceremony, the power of the prey is guided and blessed on the newlyweds, making the ceremony both meaningful and practical. This is the real magical effect of the hunting ceremony of our Horadric clan."

"Tia." I made a Chinese-character face, looked at the princess girl in front of me with shining eyes, held her hand tightly, and said affectionately.

"Let's get married more often."

As long as I get married a few more times and perform hunting rituals a few more times, I can become like Arturia.

"Hey, hey, I know what Fanfan is thinking, but it's a pity that everyone can only get the blessing of the ceremony once, and it won't be effective the second time."

"That's it..." I shook my head, but I wasn't too disappointed. I had already guessed that there would be restrictions. Otherwise, in order to maximize the attribute values, the Horadric clan would have long ago changed from a magic clan to a hunting clan and a marriage clan. , Hunting and getting married every day will increase your cute attributes.

"As for which attributes will be added and how many, it will depend on the strength of the prey, as well as the relationship, tacit understanding between the couple, and the influence of talent."

After saying that, Tia looked at me with a blushing face and said shyly: "The prey that Fanfan came back from hunting is so powerful, and Fanfan and I have such a good relationship, and we are...we are connected by heart, so we can add so much."

"Wait, please allow me to ask a question first." When I heard the word talent, I immediately made a gesture to pause the game.

"Tia, tell me seriously, how many attributes have you increased?"

"Me? Because the attributes of the flesh-and-blood resurrector are biased, the strength and constitution are increased by 20 points each."

puff----! ! !

My heart gushed out, and I looked at my +3 mark again, and decided to silently regard this number as the secret of my life. Isn't it just missing 50 attribute points? I don't care about a mere piece of dark gold. This is the attribute you can get in exchange for it, huh.

Blood and tears called pride slowly seeped out from the heart of a certain druid.

After the most important and mysterious hunting ceremony is over, the next step is to witness the wedding of Tia and I. This is easy to handle, and it is not much different in each place. The busiest people are not us, but the witnesses and both men and women. representatives, namely Tyne and Raphael.

So Dia and I had a leisurely attitude of laughing and watching the flowers blossom and fall. Especially me, I have rich experience after all. When I married Arturia, I was stared at by more than 100,000 people and my legs didn't feel weak. Not to mention this small scene.

Tyne probably also knows that today's generous words have caused Tia and I's wedding ceremony to be forcibly labeled as a great day to witness and create history, which has aroused public outrage. Therefore, in the next process, he can Simplified, simple and fast, it made Tia and I feel like we were not holding a solemn wedding, but a stage play with leaping development. It seemed that in this way, we wanted to prove to Thakron and Kleisina that he Tyne is a good and obedient boy. Look, if you want everything to be simple, I can do it better than you think.

Although Tia and I, as well as everyone watching the wedding ceremony, had an inexplicable and unclear feeling, as if we saw the brave man just pulling out his sword, and the powerful evil dragon on the opposite side immediately sent the princess intact, and then "Gah!" he let out a shocking scream, with an expression that said "I will have no regrets in my career if I can meet a powerful opponent like you in this life." He clutched his heart in pain and fell down.

However, after experiencing such an exciting moment as a "witness to history", no one complained about the heavy thunder and light rain that followed. After watching the entire ceremony, they all expressed that they were satisfied. It was a worthwhile trip. They must tell their partners after returning home. I’ll brag about it to my friends, wives, and children—I might also be included in important history books as a witness in the future.

Finally, there is the real topic, at least in my opinion, it is the real problem.

After all the ceremonies were over, the sun was about to set. I had been watching from the morning until now. Few heartless guys could completely ignore the squints and disdain of others. While watching, they took out their dry food and ate and drank. , food residues fell all over the floor. What you eat is not dry food, but your character. What you lose is not residues, but your integrity.

So, everyone is hungry.

Originally, Tyne and the others had been preparing for the entire ceremony for so many days. In fact, the most difficult and largest task was the banquet that day. There were tens of thousands of people in the clan, plus the audience who came to watch, and there were only two people. Thirty thousand. The Horadric people in the third world are poor and food is scarce. However, no matter how poor or scarce they are, they cannot entertain poorly on such an important day as the wedding ceremony of the future prince and the future matriarch. But it is related to the dignity of the clan.

However, a certain druid hunted back a huge flesh-and-blood resurrector, disrupting half of the food collection plan that had been deployed. Although such a huge size can be sealed forever to prevent it from rotting, it will still be damaged after being stored for a long time. Not good, it would be better to...

Tyne's brain suddenly turned around and he had already thought of how to deal with it. As for using the corpse of the flesh and blood resurrector to replace the original ingredients, would it seem a bit abrupt and would the guests be satisfied? Well... Anyway, they originally prepared it. Most of the ingredients are scorpions, lizards, sandworms and the like. Again, you don’t understand the views of the Bei family.

So, after the ceremony ended, a scene that was forbidden for children was staged in the square. A huge flesh-and-blood resurrector fifty or sixty meters tall, its weight was really immeasurable. Hundreds of mages flew in the air, and after working for a while, they finally took one of its pieces. After the legs were removed, these mages were dripping with blood, looking like butchers who had been busy all day.

But they didn't care at all, as if they were used to doing this kind of thing. The adventurers' hearts trembled when they saw it, and they had a new understanding of the power of the Horadric mage.

Such a tough mage who has no regard for gentleness would never want to be his enemy.

In fact, the Horadric mages were quite unjustly accused. I think back then, when the three demon gods were not besieging the middle of the desert, they were like most mages, they were polite and immersed in the sea of ​​knowledge in the stacks of books in the mage tower. In the middle, take the possibility to do the work of cook Ding.

However, a thousand years is enough to change too many things. Faced with the problem of food, mages must not only become excellent desert hunters, but also cooks and master the cooking of at least eighteen kinds of sandworms. Method, if I talk about it too much, I will shed tears.

"Isn't this a little too slow?" Looking at the sun sinking more and more, and then looking at the lonely flesh-resurrected alien thigh, I asked worriedly.

"I didn't expect it. I didn't expect its flesh to be so hard even after it died." Tyne was a little embarrassed, saying that he had underestimated the strength of this flesh and blood resurrector.

"Let me help too." Grandpa Wixon, who was next to him, suddenly said with a smile. To deal with ingredients of this size, it is better to have someone with a corresponding size to take action.

After everyone retreated to a safe distance, with a clear dragon roar, the dozens of meters long green dragon suddenly flapped its wings and soared into the sky. The strong winds from its wings hit the ground and spread in all directions, like a Category 10 hurricane.

"Okay, Lord Wixon has taken action." Everyone was a little bored waiting, but suddenly saw Wixon transforming into a green dragon, and their eyes lit up.

Wixon's dragon form was still smaller than that of the flesh and blood resurrector, but it was just fine. It slowly landed on the ground, stretched out its front paws, grabbed the limbs of the flesh and blood resurrector, and tore them apart with all its strength. Blood splashed all over the air. , and tore off another leg, much more efficiently than before.

The adventurers cheered one after another. They did not expect that the scene of dismembering the corpse of prey could be so spectacular and wonderful.

Immediately afterwards, the last two legs were torn off by Wixon, but facing the torso, head and the strong scorpion tail, it also encountered a small problem. After working for a while, it only resurrected the flesh and blood. The patient's stomach was cut open.

"Little brother, little brother, isn't this a great opportunity for you, teachers and students, to work together?" Seeing that Wixon was very busy, Sa Qili and the others began to encourage me to appear.

"No, it's so embarrassing to look like that in front of so many people." I said that the shame was too sour and unbearable.

"You'll have to know sooner or later anyway."

"Later then."

"You can't bear to see Mr. Wixon doing this kind of hard work with his old body and a troubled look on his face, and remain indifferent? Are you still his student?" Seeing that straight goals are not successful, these people are afraid that the world will not be chaotic. The guy started to act emotionally and rationally.

"This..." I looked at Mr. Wixon, who was grinning and seemed busy happily. His old body? A troubled face? It’s not like that, director, I don’t study well, so don’t lie to me.

"Oh, what are you talking about?" Raphael came up at this time and asked with interest.

"I want my little brother to help me, but I'm just trying to survive."

"Xiao Xiao Wu, you can't do this. That's your teacher. Why don't you help me if you can." Raphael also started to lecture me like an elder.

I looked at Tia, whose picturesque eyes also showed a little bit of expectation. I nodded helplessly. I was really defeated by these guys. It was obvious that Teacher Wixon seemed to be having fun. I was so rash. Is it really good to grab business?

No choice, just transform.

In the blink of an eye, the majestic cosplay bear appeared. Under the gaze of a group of people who didn't know the truth, I pulled out the salmon sword, ate it with big mouthfuls, and walked towards the center of the slaughterhouse.

One step, two steps... The size of the cosplay bear is getting bigger and bigger. Gradually, with each step, the entire square, which has been blessed by many heavy magics, begins to tremble slightly.

Everyone looked at the super-giant ragdoll bear that suddenly appeared, growing bigger step by step in front of their eyes. Even if they wanted to hypnotize themselves, it was just a blur.

"Oh oh oh, is this what Xiao Xiao Wu will look like after being promoted? Not bad, not bad." Raphael raised his head high and was amazed.

"If it were really a ragdoll bear suit with a person hidden inside, wouldn't it be very hard?"

When the cosplay bear heard this sentence, he almost stumbled and fell. This is an old joke from tens of thousands of years ago. Please don't use it to tease people anymore. You can repeat it as many times as you want, no matter it's Hell Fighting Bear Still a cosplay bear, back! back! All! Absolutely! right! without! have! strange! Strange! of! pull! chain!

"Really? I actually think that if I could use a little bit of hair, I might be able to make a nice dress." Sa Qili expressed her alternative point of view.

I shuddered again, with countless bear hairs all over my body trembling, and refused to sell. Ben Druid’s bear fur and bear pelts all refused to be sold!

I need to stay away from these two camp witches.

I quickly accelerated a few steps and came to Teacher Wixon. At this time, Teacher Wixon, who had transformed into a giant dragon, was looking at me with curious eyes. Its dragon body and my gigantic ragdoll bear body. Compared with the size, they are about the same, except that one grows horizontally and the other grows vertically.

With a look of relief and satisfaction, Teacher Wixon raised his bloody paw and gave up his position. This action seemed to mean many things and made me feel guilty. I'm sorry, Teacher Wixon, it's all Sa Qili and Raphael encouraged me to disturb your mood.

The ground has been soaked with the blood of the Super Flesh Resurrectionist. If the Horadric Mage hadn't been working at full strength to collect the blood that was constantly flowing down, the entire square would have been stained with another layer of blood.

Arriving at the spot where Wixon was standing just now, I took a few glances. The limbs of the Super Flesh Resurrectionist's body had been torn off, leaving only the torso, with the head and tail connected. The belly had also been broken open, and the body inside The internal organs and other things were flowing all over the floor, emitting a strong fishy smell. It was the hard-working mages who were eliminating the smell, otherwise the smell alone would stun ordinary people.

. . . r1152