Diablo Destruction

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Wow, is this thing really edible?

Enduring the stench, I slowly raised the fish-bone sword with only a skeleton left. It looked a bit funny. What could such a stuffed bear do with such a comb-like fish-bone sword?

But the adventurer standing on the edge of the square didn't dare to laugh. When a certain druid was in his true form, he really didn't have the aura of a master at all. He could easily be misunderstood as a harmless rookie druid, even if he transformed into a ragdoll bear. , as long as you restrain your breath well, it is also a mascot. ＋＋＋

However, Nima has become fifty or sixty meters tall. Even the blind, deaf, stupid, and lunatic dare not think like this anymore. The fundamental reason for the huge increase is that the original body can no longer withstand the huge power and the blood of the past. The transformation of a bear is quite similar. It is obviously impossible for such a huge cosplay bear to completely restrain its momentum.

So, even though these adventurers are all smiling, in fact they are pretending to be calm and their legs are shaking. As for the civilians, perhaps it is because they are too far apart and are not in the same world at all. The feeling was not that deep, I just saw the huge size of the cosplay bear and felt an unknown depressing wind.

I don't have the heart to care about what those adventurers think, or I don't have the guts to care. To be like this in front of tens of thousands of people, you still have to have a certain immunity to shame. I don't have enough ethics.

After looking at the body of the Super Flesh Resurrectionist for a few times, I already had a plan in mind. Let’s start with this tail. It’s quite dangerous. The scorpion hook on the end of this thing is highly poisonous. Even a cosplay bear would be hit. It's not a pleasant blow. You have to remove the end part and the poison sac.

The fish bone sword slashed hard. There was a frightening loud click. The entire 100-meter-long tail broke off and fell to the ground, raising a large cloud of dust.

Next is the head, remove the head. Crunchy.

The fish bone sword slashed again. Cut off the super flesh and blood resurrector's head and neck.

Remaining torso. It can be divided into two front shoulder armors, two rear hip armors, and waist ribs on both sides. And the spine in the middle. I hope this guy has the same body structure as a cow or sheep, right?

Wielding the fish bone sword swiftly, it didn't take long for me to dismember the super flesh and blood resurrector into several large pieces. Although in terms of cooking skills, except for roasting meat and stewing meat soup, I am below the level of a normal person, but in dissection If any adventurer says that he is not good at cutting meat, he will definitely be laughed at.

Come on, even a mage has the experience of carrying a knife and killing everyone, right?

After dismembering the big pieces, I didn’t stop. The size was still too big to handle, so I sat down cross-legged, pulled out a forelimb, and chopped it into neat pieces with an animal-like speed while wielding a fish-bone sword. I don’t know why I suddenly wanted to sing. Bathing song, this is a disease, it needs to be cured.

About half an hour later, the huge body of the super flesh and blood resurrector finally turned into pieces of [small meat] weighing one to two hundred kilograms. The next work was left to the Bei family... Oh no, it was Master Horadric. Well, they should be able to handle it quickly with such a size.

Covered in blood, I carried the fishbone sword and disappeared from everyone's sight. The vicissitudes of my back stretched out a long, long ramp under the sunset.

I hate this town...Wait a minute, the director gave you the wrong lines, you bastard!

What, where am I, the protagonist, the groom, going? Bastard, do you need an explanation? I went to take a shower, but if I didn’t wash off the bloody smell on my body, I was afraid of inhaling Tia when she asked me to go to bed tonight.

As a result, another half hour passed before I came back with my head hanging down in frustration.

The fishy odor on his body could not be washed away even after using Veras's special soap. It could be smelled from a long distance away. Although everyone is an adventurer, the fishy smell has long been commonplace. If you don't like it, you will definitely not dislike it. However, I despise myself!

At this time, the sun has gone down, and the desert has changed from the heat of the day, and the cold wind has begun to blow. The Horadric tribe's vision must be praised here. The hinterland of the canyon was not only hidden, but also just able to block the wind and sun from all sides. Coupled with the heavy protection of the magic circle, this place has turned into a fairyland in the desert. Many businessmen and adventurers from Lu Gaoyin have begun to consider whether to find a place to stay here.

Looking at the others, all the Horadrics have begun to exert their Beiye attributes. After the mage cuts up the large pieces of flesh and blood resurrected flesh and detoxifies them, they start to set up large pots to cook them. stand up.

Such a huge mountain of meat would definitely not be eaten by 20,000 to 30,000 people. The Horadric Tribe had no plans to hold a [Full Flesh Resurrectionist Banquet]. After all, some people would be unable to eat it, so they prepared sandworms, scorpions, lizards, ants, etc. I still cook them, but they are all the same in my eyes.

Tens of thousands of people and thousands of cauldrons were densely arranged in and around the square, like stars, lighting up almost half of the Horadric village. The deserted village had never experienced such a lively scene, making Hera Dick people are also secreting adrenaline, as if they have seen the shadow of prosperity. They are cooking, singing and dancing, so happy.

When I returned to the crowd, I found that two figures were missing. One of them was Raphael. Needless to say, this lively singer and dancer couldn't sit still and ran to laugh with everyone.

There is another figure that has not appeared since I came here today, that is Ben Zina.

"Where's that guy?" I asked Tia in a low voice.

"Fanfan, actually you don't have to stay so far away." Tia was troubled when she saw a certain druid ten meters away, pretending to be whispering to her.

"This is a safe distance." I shook my head.

"I do not mind."

"I mind."

Tia, who couldn't find any way to convince me, let out a sad cry.

"So. Can we ignore it? Do you think my nose is not as delicate as Tia's?" Tulakov and Shashik glared at me.

"Don't say that. Aren't we comrades who share weal and woe together? At this time, shouldn't we hug each other to show our friendship?"

"Asshole, don't get closer while you are talking. We have decided to break off our relationship with you for three days." The two grown men pinched their throats, pretending to be suffocated and in pain.

"Sa Qili, don't you like Lao Niu the most... no, the newcomer the most? Now is the time to show your love."

Tulakov finally got smart for once. He hurriedly stopped the car in front of the cliff facing aging. Changed his words.

"I'm not a big man like you two. Come on, little brother, let me give you a hug." Sa Qili was a woman who didn't show off. He glanced disdainfully at the two pretentious grown men.

"Please consider how I feel?" I gave an innocent look. I am not a doll. Isn’t it too much to just hug me when you want?

"What, you're not happy?"

"No, I'm afraid that I'll smoke you, Aunt Qili. It's okay to smoke those two guys to death."

"The newcomer makes such heartless words!"

After messing around with the three of them, I suddenly remembered the topic and returned to Tia's side... ten meters away.

"That guy, where is Princess Nana?"

"Nana." Speaking of Benzina, Tia's cheerful smile dimmed slightly.

"Nana, she is probably a little sad."

"Why is she sad? Do you blame me for robbing her of her best friend's good fortune?" I was very curious. Could Ben Zina be hiding her lace attributes?

"That's not the case, Nana. In fact, she still cares about the decline of our clan 30,000 years ago. She has shouldered this heavy crime on her body without authorization and lives as a sinner. So on a day like today, especially It was Grandpa Tyne who said those words, so she couldn’t even show up, and I couldn’t persuade her no matter how hard I tried.”

Yeah? It turns out that this guy has such a weak side. When she was with me, I couldn't see how she lived as a sinner. Instead, she seemed to treat me as a (perverted) sinner and kept venomous.

Wait, my sixth sense seems to have noticed it. Someone seemed to be secretly complaining about me using the mysterious bracket just now. Who is it? !

"If it's Fanfan, maybe it can cheer her up." Tia suddenly looked up at me with a hopeful look.

I? Ha, where does this wonderful confidence come from?

I looked at her in disbelief. If it weren't for the stench still emanating from my body, I would have wanted to move up to her and use my forehead to check Tia's body temperature to see if she had a fever.

"I'm not kidding. Fanfan and I are the only two people Nana agrees with the most and can get along with each other openly." Tia said seriously.

If Ben Zina's heart is made up of countless poisonous tongues, I can indeed think that she has opened her heart to me.

By the way, her natural enemy is still the little ghost.

"Nana is actually very lonely and afraid of being alone."

I don't deny this. I can indeed feel the loneliness in her heart. Besides following you, she usually follows me. Her behavior is too lonely. Don't you plan to develop some new good friends? Hey, hey, if this continues, I'm going to turn into Aleus.

"Besides me, Fanfan is the only one who can cheer her up, so please." Tia looked at me closely, showing a begging look that I couldn't refuse.

"Okay, I'll try my best."

I scratched my head. If I could let that guy vent his venomous words to vent his inner guilt and loneliness, then it wouldn't matter if I sacrificed myself for Tia. Remember, I was doing this for Tia's sake. Absolutely not. For Ben Zina herself.

"Great, Fanfan agreed." The little girl was so happy that she threw herself into my arms regardless of everything.

"Idiot, don't get so close, are you afraid that the smoke won't kill you?" I quickly pushed her away and tapped her lightly on the head.

"No way, Fanfan doesn't stink at all. I like being held by Fanfan." The little girl raised her head and gave me a bright, serious and sincere smile.

Me, I came to this world and became the savior just to protect this smile! ! !

I was struck by Tia's energetic smile, and boundless fighting spirit and motivation surged in my heart.

Benzina. Come out here, I want a guide... No, I'm just teasing you!

Ben Zina didn't come out, so another uninvited guest arrived.

"Who am I talking about? I can smell a stink from all the way." The person who came over with a frown and fanning her nose was not the Beiya girl who always likes to go against me.

I had a serious look on my face, intending to use my mature and steady side to scare this girl: "You know nothing, I am sacrificing myself for love."

Sure enough, this little girl doesn't understand such deep love at all. Hearing this, he puffed up his mouth angrily. After a moment of silence, he spoke forcefully.

"Hmph, my Highness doesn't care about that. I'm here to vent my anger on Sister Alto. Why does Tia have a share? Sister Alto has no share. Hurry up and hunt a bigger and stronger guy to offer to Alto. elder sister."

"If Arturia asks me to do this, I promise to go. But not you little girl."

I drank the tea calmly and flicked her forehead with my finger. "Is this the prince that you, a little princess, can order at will?"

"Woohoo ~~~ You's abominable idiot Wu, bastard, fool, pervert, give His Royal Highness the stink for a lifetime!" The little girl immediately burst into tears, covered her forehead with one hand, pointed at me with one hand, and the tremor of the two ponytails was trembling. Non-stop.

"I'm going to stink for the rest of my life, what should Artoria do?"

"Of course I will divorce you immediately. How can Sister Alto's noble body be with your stinky body?"

"I don't think Artoria would do that."

"Then...that's because of the relationship between our elves and the alliance. That's why we do this. In my heart, I must want to get rid of the stupid Wu who has become smelly."

This princess girl can't persuade me, so she still has to force her words.

"Yes, it's so pitiful that Arturia has to endure me for the sake of our relationship." I snickered secretly, showing a conspiratorial look.

"Of course, sister Alto is the greatest queen."

"Yes, yes, I have known about this kind of thing for a long time, but as a princess, you seem to be doing nothing."

"You...you are so brave, you actually said the things that you should never say!" Beiya, who was in pain, immediately fell into a state of preparing to go berserk.

"In addition, she is short-breasted, short-tempered, and has a bad temper. She can't even be a mascot."

"His Highness wants to destroy you, he must destroy you!"

"But even if you are like this, as long as you are determined, you can still save it."

"Really...really? Damn it, I won't believe what idiot Wu says." Upon hearing this, the idiot elf princess felt a little moved, but she still refused to give in.

"A great man once said that only by personally trying the path that successful people have taken and enduring the hardships that they have endured can you be successful."

"Really? I always feel like there's something wrong with this sentence. Which great man said it?"

"Don't worry about such details. So, don't you want to try the hardships Arturia has experienced and the road she has walked, even if you become a princess who is only one-tenth as good as she is? good."

My soul's persuasion... no, it was advice, like morning bells and evening drums, which made Beiya stunned. For a while, she showed a determined look: "Idiot Wu can still say some reasonable words occasionally, so what should I do? "

"Of course it's to suffer the suffering that Arturia has experienced or is about to experience, such as..." I smiled and looked at Beja like a fat fish that has been hooked.

"Like what?"

"Like what you just said, put up with my stinking body!" I roared, and before Beiya could react, I first used a golden rooster to shoot, then a roc to spread its wings, and then a divine dragon to swing its tail, smoothly killing Beiya. After being frightened, he finally took the girl into his arms, held her tightly in his arms, pressed the back of her head, and made her face and nose fit seamlessly against his chest.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Suddenly, the little girl began to dance and struggle, letting out a muffled cry of pain. Her two arrogant ponytails danced like snakes, threatening me, telling me to let her go quickly, otherwise the consequences would be serious.

"Hahaha, enjoy it to the fullest and walk towards the path of a successful person." I hugged Beiya tightly, enjoying the joy of victory.

If Feeney were here and saw this scene, she would definitely scream in sympathy. This is exactly the enhanced version of the friendly and friendly manly hug of Hans, the King of Hairy Chests.

Half a minute later, Beya's flailing and struggling limbs finally softened and lost all movement. I carefully let go of my hand and raised her delicate pink face to take a look. This little girl clearly passed out with her eyes rolling in circles. .

"Hmm, this little girl can't even endure this little pain. She really can't become an outstanding person like Arturia." I put Bea aside with disdain and came to a conclusion.

Then I accidentally saw what the pornographic maid was writing down in her little pornographic notebook. I curiously went over to take a look, and I was like, "Holy crap."

It read, "On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, His Highness the Prince forcibly hugged Princess Beja and forced her to smell her body until she fainted."

"Writing like this, wouldn't I become a complete pervert?" I grabbed the small yellow book and tore it up angrily.

"It's not a big problem." Huang Duanzi's maid flipped her little hand, and a dozen small yellow books were held in her hand like playing cards.

"how do I say this?"

"Even if you don't write it like this, His Highness is still a pervert."

"Stop slandering people, I am an upright and good man, the best man in Dongluoge!" I felt guilty... No, I felt guilty, it was an angry rebuke that was full of energy and righteousness.

"I don't remember any upright man who would take off a girl's underwear in public and play with it in his hands."

The shocking revelation made by the pornographic maid made me feel like a thousand arrows piercing my heart, and I was speechless in pain. Why, didn’t we agree not to dig up these dark histories?

Fortunately, this was a whisper between two people. If others heard it, my moral integrity would be over for the rest of my life. This stupid maid was not bad at all.

"That...that was an accident."

"Both times were accidents?"

"Yes!" At this time, you have to nod shamelessly. Between being shameless and perverted, it would be abnormal to choose the latter, right?

Then again, why do I have to choose between the two? What kind of hatred or grudge is this?

"Is it really okay for His Highness to tell lies with his eyes open like this?" The pornographic maid stared at me expressionlessly.

"for sure."

"Okay, then I'll learn a trick too." She said, lowering her head and started writing in a small yellow book.

Judging from the beginning, it is still the same sentence just now, the sentence about "I forced Beja", but this unscrupulous maid gave full play to the writing style she learned from the Beast Duke series and changed one of the words.

Change "body" to "下".

I knelt down for her at that time. What sin had I done in my previous life to have such a personal maid?

. . . (To be continued...) u