Diablo Destruction

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"Then what do you think of me?" Lao Ma flashed his Paladin biceps, full of pride, just like Dr. Turtle,

"Well, very good, very good. You must be very strong. It just so happens that I am short of someone to move bricks, so it's you."

"Boss Fan, you are not being kind. What is our relationship? We are the most staunch brothers, aren't we?" Amidst the laughter, Lao Ma yelled angrily.

"Oh, do you still want to deal with those hell monsters?"

"Of course, I'm not bragging. I think back when my old horse was killing everyone in Rogge Camp, Boss Fan, you were still a rookie just out of the camp. In terms of qualifications, I am a little more senior."

"Well, that seems to be the case. How about... I take you to the third world to experience it first?"

"This... third world monster seems a bit... to me."

"The monsters in the hell world are stronger."

"Okay, just move the bricks." Lao Ma was stunned, and actually admitted it. He wanted to go to the hell world of death no matter what. He was worthy of being the number one Death Emperor in the mainland, even Feini couldn't compare.

"Hey, you interrupted my wonderful story without authorization. Isn't that bad? Everyone agrees." Doug, who was bragging vigorously, was not happy and wanted to mobilize the power of the masses to condemn Lao Ma.

"I'm treating you today." Lao Ma, who was also an old loach, snapped his fingers calmly after hearing this. The adventurers who were about to respond to Doug's call immediately switched sides after hearing this, making Doug's eyes widen in anger. People today don't have the willpower to drink a glass of ale.

"Oh, Boss Fan, why is this juice? Come on, come on, serve ale, good ale." I saw a grown man with a glass of juice shamefully placed in front of me. What kind of ale, fruit wine, rum is there, it is clearly the best among others.

"No, no, there is a banquet tonight. Didn't you receive the notice from Akara?"

"I got it, why don't you come here? We'll talk about the banquet tonight. It's still noon, a beautiful noon, a warm noon. There are still six full hours before the banquet, right?"

"Wait a minute..." I was about to look for the non-drunk wine Bisi gave me. Unexpectedly, when I touched it, I found it was out of stock. What a mistake.

"There's no need to look for it. Come on, have a drink. White Wolf, don't forget to bring out the Xuekou Soju of your werewolf clan. We have to celebrate before the banquet." Old Ma was clearly in high spirits. Ignoring the rules of the bar, I took out my own wine.

"This is Harrogas's fine wine, you are in for a treat."

"Oh!" The drunkards in the bar became excited.

"Come. Everyone shout with me, long live the devil of love and justice!"

"Long live the Demon King of Love and Justice!"

"Long live the devil who saves the world with love and justice!"

"Long live the devil who saves the world with love and justice!"

"Long live the Great Demon King Wu Fan, even though he looks ordinary, he is indeed ordinary and has no aura of master!"

With a snap, I quietly kicked the stool legs under Lao Ma's buttocks with an expressionless face. When he fell backwards and fell to the ground, I flew out with a concealed kick and kicked him directly outside the bar.

"Don't be like the old horse, come on. Don't talk, don't talk, drink!" At this time, using wine to block the mouths of these bastards who are afraid of chaos in the world is the best choice.

"Cheers to the great demon king, Elder Fan!" Even though I had a dark look on my face, everyone still shouted loudly. Lest people don’t know.

The bar owner standing at the bar pushed up the bridge of his nose, looked at the scene silently, then lowered his head again and concentrated on wiping his wine glass, as if the noise just one cell away from him belonged to a different place. The world cannot affect him at all.

"It seems we're late."

The door of the bar was pushed open again, and Ricken walked in dragging the old horse foaming at the mouth with one hand. He looked around for a few times and then walked over with a smile.

Behind him, Hans, Gris, Barr, Kira and other members of the Hanbag team and the KFC team walked in one after another, including the little rotten girl Aleus.

This little rotten girl, like a timid little animal, came in and took a look, then immediately ran over and sat next to me, her crimson eyes hidden under her hat sparkling.

"Teacher, Arius, is already a student of the Demon King, right?"

I:"……"

Looking at Arius indifferently, I suddenly pulled off her hat at lightning speed. You talk too much, so shut up.

The flaming hair was scattered in the drunken bar, and the delicate and indifferent face was like a red lotus blooming beautifully in the dirty factory sewer, without any dirt on it.

"Oh oh oh, she is a great beauty, Elder Fan, you are so abominable, you take advantage of all the good things!" A group of adventurers, especially the singles, fell to their knees in grief and exaggeratedly shouted to the sky.

"What's going on, what do you want to do to my sister?" Hans' super curly red hamburger head suddenly appeared, glaring at every adventurer who peeked at Aleus.

"Aleus, please say something and explain." I didn't expect the effect to be so outstanding and caused a misunderstanding, so I quickly looked at Aleus.

Arius, who became cool after taking off his cloak, nodded his head coolly, glanced at the bar with the cold eyes of an assassin, and after cooling everyone down, he put his hat back on, his temperament suddenly changed, and he made a timid voice.

"Arius and the teacher share the same goals and have sworn to be together."

"There is no such oath, I have never sworn such an oath!" Seeing that even Hans was casting a wary look at me, I angrily raised the coffee table in my heart.

"Aleus, we are heart to heart with the teacher. There is no need to say this. You can just say it out loud."

"That's fine, sister, what are you thinking about on your own? Please correct me. It's best to clean your whole brain!"

"Aleus and the teacher are already so close that they wash each other's hair. This kind of relationship is over."

"Oh oh oh, are you washing in the bathroom? It is indeed in the bathroom, right? Elder Fan is such a beast. He tricked his students into the bathroom to do such slippery things in the name of washing their hair. What kind of washing was used? Fa. Could it be... could it be..."

A group of adventurers were snorting heavily from their nostrils, looking intently at Aleus and me, or at the few strands of smooth and silky crimson hair of Aleus scattered from his broad cloak and hat. Imagine something very inappropriate for children.

It seems like everything will slide down when you look at it. Such soft and smooth hair, could it be that you use Elder Fan's... Elder Fan's special shampoo that is produced and sold by himself, right? Ho ho ho ho ho! ! !

"Brother Wu, is this true? Is this really true? Have you done this to pure Hannah? I'm sorry I believe you so much." Hans's face was instantly soaked with tears. , grabbing my lapel and swinging hard.

But the next moment, his tears seemed to flow into a dry river bed. It disappeared in an instant, replaced by a serious expression.

"Since this is the case, there is nothing we can do but marry her to you before Hannah's girlhood is completely ruined by you, Brother Wu. Don't hesitate. We will hold your and Hannah's wedding together with tonight's celebration. It's a double happiness. It comes with a hundred gems and ten pieces of golden equipment as a dowry. You also have an excellent brother-in-law like me and our entire Hanbag team will fully support you and protect you. What are you waiting for? Now hold Hannah's hand and enter the marriage hall together. Don't miss it if you pass by. If you pass this village, there won't be this store."

As if he had prepared his lines a long time ago, a series of curse-like words came out of Hans's mouth without any pause. I was stunned for a while. Why did this guy seem to be eager to sell his sister?

"This is wrong, men and women. How can they be here, wuwuwu~~~"

Before Aleus could finish speaking. I just covered her mouth tightly. You don't care about exposing your rotten nature in a place like this. Even though I am your teacher, I still care.

"Hans, you are very suspicious today, you are so eager to marry Aleus..." while covering Aleus' mouth. While looking up and down with suspicious eyes, I looked at the burger-headed leader in front of me.

"How...how could it be possible? You must be too worried, Brother Wu. I am concerned about Hannah, yes, I am concerned about her." Hans was not good at acting. Already beginning to panic, he quickly whispered to Barr, the dog-headed strategist beside him.

"I said, is it really possible? Brother Wu seems to have seen the clues."

"I have no choice but to have sex with Boss Hans. I can no longer bear the thought of Hannah exuding black energy and staring at us with terrifying eyes while writing down something in her notes that exudes black energy that is worse than the monsters from hell." Horrible writing that smells of evil.”

"I...I can't bear it anymore. I must marry Hannah today, even if I buy one and get one free as compensation for Brother Wu." Hans nodded hard and made a difficult decision.

"I said, I heard it all." I put my ear closer and squinted at these two guys who were buying and selling people.

"Wu...Brother Wu, don't get me wrong." Hans and Baal, who were shocked, quickly explained with gestures.

"Since you ran away to the hell world, Hannah has become even more withdrawn and strange than before because she was worried about you. She hides in the corner with a notebook all day long and exudes a black aura. We are doing this for Hannah's sake. Make such a decision."

"Oh, is it so?"

After being stunned, my eyes subconsciously fell on the little fu girl next to me. The face hidden in the cloak and hat looked at me with a somewhat flawless, clear, and gentle look. It's like a bird that has found a home. It is clearly bright and brilliant, but it doesn't look a bit dark and lonely.

There is really nothing we can do about this little rotten girl, so I still don’t worry about her.

I sighed and stretched out my hand to gently stroke Aleus's head. I couldn't help but feel funny when I saw her squinting her eyes and looking so happy that she wanted to sleep, just like a kitten or a puppy.

"Don't worry, I won't leave you alone."

"Yes." Arius nodded his head slightly, closed the last hint of crimson in his eyes, and leaned forward with his whole body.

. . . (To be continued...)

ps: I will update one chapter first to calm down the excitement, and then I will add another chapter. I will try to continue with three updates today. Please vote for me. With the current situation, I might be able to compete for the category award this month. Come on everyone! u