Diablo Destruction

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"Don't worry, I won't leave you alone, oh oh oh, I really want to have a girlfriend who can say such things to her!!!"

A group of people fell to their knees, wailing, holding their heads in agony.

"Death penalty, this bastard harem elder really needs to be put to death, otherwise adventurers like us with a bright future will be bachelors for the rest of our lives!"

Hey, hey, hey, don’t blame me for being a bachelor. There are so many women in this world, why can’t you find me to blame?

"Look at the faces of these people." Lao Ma took a deep sip of rum. The gold coins in his hand kept rolling up and down with his nimble fingers, as if he was looking down at a group of people with a condescending victor's gaze full of superiority. A wasted dog that only barks.

"By the way, aren't you a bachelor yourself, Lao Ma?" As a good gay friend, Kurt would certainly not forget to remind his partner of the cruel reality at times like this.

"Don't poke me in the butt at this time, you bastard!" Lao Ma was no longer calm, and knelt down on the spot to join the ranks of prodigal dogs.

"Hmph, boring." Bai Lang looked as cool as ever.

"Shut up, you bitch, haven't you been abandoned by Lena and come here to drink to drown your sorrows?" Malagbi raised his head with a tearful face, intending to drag people into the water. He must not Just let yourself cry.

"Lena is busy dealing with things and doesn't have time." Bai Lang's cheeks twitched. It seemed that Lao Ma's statement really touched his heart.

"Oh haha, that is to say, in Lena's mind, your brother's status is not as good as a stack of cold documents? If it were Boss Fan, maybe Lena would... Oh oh oh, you guys After these despicable things are done, they will attack by surprise."

The old horse who wanted to die was as confused as ever. Bai Lang and I jointly poked him with a double dragon to seize the pearl. He covered his eyes and rolled around on the ground.

"An Xin, I also had the experience of being kicked out by Lena." He gave the white wolf a thumbs up. Bai Lang nodded, and his face, which seemed to be frozen with a layer of ice, softened slightly.

As expected, he was a bitch who only had eyes for his younger sister. I really couldn't tell him that the reason why I was kicked out by Lena was not because of alliance affairs, but because I accidentally saw her changing clothes.

But then again. It seemed that Lena didn't mind this kind of thing gradually. The last time such an accident happened, she very calmly asked me to turn around and wait for a while, and then carefully put away the clothes while I was carrying her. Put it on, really, it is quite troublesome for the younger sister to become less and less defensive about her older brother.

"I don't know why I have an unknown murderous intention in my heart." Bai Lang suddenly put down his wine glass and clutched his chest with a look of pain.

"It's just your illusion. Come on, have a drink, cheers." I wiped away the cold sweat. I quickly cut off the thoughts in my mind, I said your sixth sense is too sensitive. Should I say that he is indeed a werewolf and Lena's brother?

"Speaking of which, brother Wu, after your trip to hell, you came back as a devil. Nothing has changed, except that your drinking capacity has increased."

Ricken, who had been silent until now, suddenly moved closer to him and his neatly trimmed white beard, and looked at me curiously. As if my drinking increased was something more incredible than becoming the devil.

"Ahem, of course, but why did you say that?" I still didn't react.

"Haven't you already had a lot of drinks?" Kira pointed to the empty cup in my hand.

"Huh?" I lowered my head blankly and looked at the cup. After smelling it, I found the smell of ale, fruit wine, and even rum. This is one of the higher alcoholic drinks commonly found in bars. No wonder Ricken said that I was drinking too much.

but. Didn’t I drink juice before? When did you switch to these wines?

I quickly replayed the previous memories in my mind, and in a daze, I seemed to have remembered...Who is it...Old Ma...Hans? She said she and Juice were too girly and wanted a glass of men's wine to toast together, and couldn't stop after that.

Thinking about it this way, I really drank a lot.

It was as if these memories had opened a certain door. Suddenly, a loud wine burp came from his throat, and his eyes quickly became hazy. His body... his body seemed to be flying... lightly... Huhahaha...

"Hiccup~~~~~~~~~"

I let out a wine burp that was so loud that the entire bar could almost hear it, and I slammed the empty glass in my hand onto the wooden table.

"The amount of alcohol... this kind of thing... if you want to exercise... you can't exercise at any time... burp... talking about wine, my glass has been empty for a long time, hurry up and get me some wine, I I’m not drunk, it’s just starting now!”

"Wow... It's okay that Boss Ricken didn't remind me, but he got drunk immediately when he did."

Seeing a certain Druid who was drunk and shouting and started to drink like crazy, the KFC team couldn't help but exclaimed, saying that they had gained experience. There is really such a thing in this world that only one realizes that one is drunk after being reminded. fool.

"I said, is this really okay?" Lao Ma suddenly remembered the name of the bar. It seemed that in his impression, Boss Fan... seemed to have demolished this place more than once. Is history going to repeat itself again?

Just when I thought of this, I saw the bar owner with a serious look on his face, and he obeyed the shouts of a certain druid and poured rum into his cup.

"Hey, is this really good?" Even the dead emperor has respect for the bar owner's actions. You are adding fuel to the fire, brother.

"It doesn't matter, I've been prepared for it." He lowered his head and pushed the bridge of his nose, and a bright light reflected from the lens. At this moment, the bar owner was like the big boss behind the scenes, giving people an unfathomable feeling.

Lao Ma was about to ask what happened. Suddenly, the door was pushed open again. This time, it was a gorilla scent full of southern style. As for what the southern style gorilla scent was, there was no need to pay attention to such a trivial matter.

"Hahahaha, I knew you would be here. I, Gorilla Gort... No, it's Gorilla King Gort... No, it's Gorilla Knight Gort."

Rushing in like a whirlwind, Gott immediately greeted him from left to right. In the past few years, he has been hanging out in the Rogge camp. He is widely known in the camp for his special gorilla aura and his glorious deeds of being chased by housewives washing clothes by the river from time to time. I have made a lot of friends who share the same ideals and attitudes.

"Hey, brother Wu, isn't there a celebration party tonight? Why are you drinking so much here?" Gaut glanced at a certain druid and said in surprise.

"Hiccup, forget this... I can still drink."

"Is it really drinkable? Is it really drinkable?" Gaut suddenly took out a small book, flipped through it, and finally settled on one of the pages.

"Lina seems to have told me that when Brother Wu is drunk, he must stop him immediately, otherwise something big will happen."

"You said you're not drunk!" I exchanged a quick look with Lao Ma. Suddenly, I grabbed Gott's arms from behind and put my knees on his back. Gott raised his head instinctively. The old horse who had been with me for many years, and who had cooperated perfectly, immediately pinched Gao Te's mouth open, and poured down a large can of wine.

"Hiccup~~~" Gott burped, and suddenly got rid of his restraints and stood up. His gloomy face exuded a majestic aura, as if he had become another person.

He burped again, and while maintaining a serious expression, his shirt suddenly fell off without any wind, revealing his muscular upper body?

"Gotte. Free form, transform." In the blink of an eye, Gotte, with his bare upper body already jumping on the wooden table, assumed a free-flying posture.

"Oh oh oh. Boss Gott's performance is about to begin again." The adventurers applauded to show their appreciation.

"Hahahahaha, you stupid humans, open your eyes and take a closer look. Next is the era of me, the free-flying orangutan King Gott. Let you meet my two terrifying partners!"

Gott gestured with his right hand, and the light from nowhere focused on another wooden table on his right. On the wooden table, a desert warrior was kneeling on one knee, assuming a Superman Returns pose.

"The bohemian desert follower Mishan!"

Then, Gott made a move with his left hand, and the light moved to the wooden table to his left. On the wooden table was a barbarian with his feet in the air, supporting his body with one hand, and performing difficult calisthenics moves.

"And he, the soul dancer Khan who transcends himself!"

"we are……"

The voice suddenly became loud and clear.

"The invincible team of sheep, mule and chicken is here!"

"Oh oh oh, that's so cool, Boss Gott, Boss Mishan, Boss Khan, one more, one more!" The adventurers under the stage were already excited.

"Humph, I have unknowingly taken the first step to conquer the world. Mishan, Khan, you can't lose." Looking around at the enthusiastic audience, Gott showed a deep smile, as if to say, this is Ben (gorilla) ) the glory the king deserves.

At this moment, Gao Te, who was posing to attract attention, suddenly flew out like a wild goose falling on the sand, and fell heavily to the ground. Immediately afterwards, Mi Shanye Khan was also driven down.

The dance (wooden) stage (table) is already occupied by two other figures.

"Have you finished blowing? Team Sheep, Mule, Chicken, once you've finished blowing, it's our turn." A certain druid held a magic loudspeaker in his hand and shouted after a drunken belch.

Behind him was Aleus, who was ready to go, holding the saxophone on his shoulders.

"It's ridiculous to say that you want to conquer the world. Are stupid animal squads like you worthy of it? Look and listen, we are the protagonists of this world. I vow to save the continent with my singing, and I will become the leader of the world together with my wife Vilas. Wu Fan, the druid who is the king of songs in the alliance."

"And my partner, the saxophonist with soul-penetrating sounds, Aleus!"

"We are - a team of light (hawu) music gods (hawu) that crosses the universe (hawu) as brilliantly as (hawu) starlight."

It was perfect, and it would have been even more perfect if Arius didn't bite his tongue four times in a row and scream.

"Oh my god, Boss Gott's team of sheep, mule, and chicken has been driven out, replaced by the savior Elder Fan. This is really a battle of the century. Let us wait and see whether it is the team of sheep, mule, and chicken that conquered the world that is better, or the incoming force. The fierce singing team of the Qingyin Department takes the lead."

The adventurers who are afraid of chaos in the world have completely entered the carnival mode. These shady rookies have not seen the terrifying destructive power of a certain druid, but some people know that, no, they have quietly touched the bar. The door is ready to leave.

"Hey, is it really okay not to stop it?"

"It's too late. It's too late. We just can't stop him. It's important to save our lives."

"Goodbye everyone, I hope you can survive this war."

These whispers were quickly drowned out by the waves of cheers erupted by the adventurers. No one noticed that a dozen sneaky figures had opened the door and quickly fled away.

Then hell came.

. . . (To be continued.)

ps: The second update is also the second chapter for S Shun-chan. There will be a third chapter later. Well, it must be dropped. And then, thank you to my friend [Chen Rainbow Orangutan]-chan for the reward, okay.