Diablo Destruction

After secretly scorning Phoenix, I returned to the tent, only to see a stunned scene - the little ghost was stuffing meat skewers into his mouth, three or two bites, and he didn't know that Ru Ying How could her beautiful petal-like mouth accommodate so much? Not only that, she also grabbed other meat skewers with her other hand and threw them to Xiaoxue, as if the boss was eating meat and the younger was drinking soup.

Princess Sanwu ate not too slowly, chewing in small bites, but the frequency was astonishingly high, like a chicken pecking at rice, and she was still making some little moves while eating. The thing that left me speechless the most was the dead one. The dog, oh, that dead dog, actually dragged away all the meat skewers that I had worked so hard to grill, hid in a corner and ate it calmly.

Roar, you actually ignored me, the head of the family, and they all died for me. I roared, rushed forward, grabbed the last few skewers of meat that survived, swallowed them in big mouthfuls, and then looked at the little ghost. When she saw me looking over, she quickly bit the meat skewers into her mouth in two or three bites. Her cheeks bulged up, her eyes were whimpering and she was speechless. She looked hateful, pitiful and cute at the same time.

Do you think this is safe? I smiled, hugged the little ghost's soft body, kissed her oily mouth, and then used my tongue to roll the meat inside bit by bit, mixing it with her cold and sweet juice. The taste of body fluid becomes more fragrant.

"Woo~~"

The little ghost, whose mouth was too busy, could only watch the food in his mouth sink. Finally, he became worried and simply hugged my neck tightly with his backhand, and stretched his little tongue in, fighting for my mouth. There was not much food in the house, and a battle for delicious food began.

Haha, do you want to test whose tongue skills are better? Don’t you even look at who I am? Let me tell you little one, I am... I am...

Al? Why is there nothing in my mouth?

When I came back to my senses with pride, I found that there was nothing in my mouth except the little ghost's slippery and soft tongue that was still naughty and entangled with me. Could it be that I had swallowed it unknowingly? That’s not right! Looking at the smiling and contented silver eyes of the little ghost so close to me, I suddenly realized that I had lost.

How can a human tongue be as soft and flexible as a ghost (unfounded), so there is no shame in losing. Everyone must think so...

My stomach is still growling. I simply pushed the little ghost to the ground, pressed him up, and kept kissing deeply...

You can't even eat meat, so I'll just eat you little one.

Oh, and there is also the untouched Princess Sanwu beside her. Is this a program not suitable for children? I thought about it and felt that Princess Sanwu who could openly recite the H book on the street was too childish for her at this level. As long as she didn't do it for real, there should be no problem.

So I felt relieved. He concentrated on teasing the little ghost under him. Of course, boundaries were necessary, not to mention that Princess Sanwu was beside him. Xiaoxue and dead dogs were also around. Even though they were just some animals, I wasn't open enough to "communicate" too deeply with the little ghosts in front of them.

After finally letting go of the little ghost, she was completely immersed in emotion at this moment. She looked at my beautiful silver eyes covered with a layer of mist, and her pretty face was full of charming spring.

It didn't work anymore. If I kept playing, I would get angry. I took a deep breath to calm myself down. At this time, I had to move. That's right. It is a transfer, from carnal desire to appetite. He sat up from the already soft and boneless little ghost, and with a sharp glance, he immediately discovered the dead dog hiding in the corner and feasting.

You little golden retriever, how dare you eat the crocodile meat that I worked so hard to roast...

At this time, my anger and appetite burst out at the same time. I rushed forward in three steps and snatched the meat that had not been poisoned by it, and swallowed it in three mouthfuls.

"Ga-oh-ga-oh-"

Seeing that his food was being robbed, the golden curly hair on the dead dog's body trembled, and its rabbit ears stood up in anger.

Leona: Huh...huh...you have courage. As the first humble human to dare to snatch food from our dragon family, this princess admires your courage, so this time I will be merciful and leave you alone. Corpse, hoho~~

Just as I was carefully chewing out the flavor of each piece of barbecue in my mouth, I suddenly felt a pain in my feet. I looked down and said, "Hey, this stupid dog has eaten so much barbecue from me. I just didn't ask it to settle the score. Now, that's all." Instead, the bad guys complained first.

"Huh...huh...you have courage. As the first stupid dog who dared to bite my druid, Mr. Wu Fan, I admire your courage very much, so I will show mercy this time and treat you as a pair. Tie your soft and long ears into a bow, roar~~"

So, a person and a dog (dragon?), who had exactly the same way of thinking, started fighting in the corner...

"idiot……"

Moissa moved her lips slightly and applied the freshly ground powder to the grilled meat skewers.

"Oh, little Jasmine, did you do this specially for me? Or do you love me?"

Holding the dead dog with its ears tied in a beautiful bow, which looked like a doll princess, struggling constantly, I looked at the meat skewers in Morissa's hands with bright eyes.

"No." Princess Sanwu shook her head and walked out of the tent with the meat skewers.

Is it for Phoenix? I knew that our little Jasmine was actually a kind-hearted child. However, as the owner, I was a little disappointed when she gave the meat skewers that I thought she was going to give to others.

After a while, Phoenix's grateful cheers came from outside, and then Princess Sanwu came back from outside the tent. Her face was still ruthless, but from some tiny movements, I could tell that she was in full-on sinister mode.

Huh?

Sitting next to the campfire, Princess Sanwu picked up a small branch and slowly cut it off section by section, as if she was calculating something. When the last section was thrown to the ground, Phoenix's voice suddenly came from outside.

"Oh... Your Majesty... Your Majesty... please... please spank me harder... harder... harder. Oh... I was... stepped on... no... don't... don't Like this...please don't stop...oh...(continuous moaning)"

"The time is just right, the test is perfect!" Princess Sanwu on the side recorded something indifferently.

"..."

I was too stupid and naive to think she was a kind girl. Having said that, Phoenix's current illusion world is also quite interesting to me. If I can enter it, and if there is a dv. I wonder how much I can sell it for if I record it...

Xiaoxue's body was undoubtedly the best pillow and sheet. She curled up like a big fluffy cradle. When Phoenix's voice stopped, I lay in it happily, and the little ghost came closer.

"Xiaofan Xiaofan. I want to sleep with you too, okay? Meow~~" As she said that, she leaned on me and started acting coquettishly.

No, even if you act coquettishly like this, I will... no. It should be said that even if you don't act coquettishly, I can't resist your cute expression. Damn it, how can a stupid ghost look so cute? It's simply a foul.

"Aren't you going to put it back in the necklace? Where's the little mermaid?" I held her in my arms and kissed her, and the young couple pressed together warmly.

"She is sleeping. She can sleep better than me."

The little ghost curled up in my arms, murmured, and soon began to breathe evenly. Her lovely sleeping appearance makes it impossible for anyone to wake her up.

Speaking of this little mermaid, I am really convinced. She and the little ghost are a perfect match. Even the sleepiness is exactly the same. It should be said that she can sleep better than the little ghost. Out of 24 hours a day, she is there for at least 20 hours. Sleeping, no wonder people see mermaids so rarely. I think this should also be a big reason.

But that’s fine. Because I couldn't let her out when other people were around, and I was also worried about whether she would feel bored if she stayed in the "fish tank" for a long time. She slept like this all day, which saved me a lot of worries.

Thinking like this, my eyes touched Princess Sanwu next to the bonfire. Just when I lay down, she also spread out the quilt and lay down, sleeping alone. Her petite back looked so lonely and strangely pitiful.

At this moment, in my ghostly eyes, Princess Sanwu's body began to roll, rolling from the mat she was lying on to the ground, making a big circle around the bonfire, and then rolling onto Xiaoxue's bed. Body, roll into my arms.

If she had fallen asleep, she would look really strong sleeping! Holding her petite body close to her, I thought in a dumbfounded way...

The next day, when I walked out refreshed and stretched myself against the rising sun in the forest, a look of infinite resentment came directly from the tree branch opposite, making me shrink back.

Looking along the line of sight, in the tree opposite, in a simple shelter made of branches and leaves, Phoenix, who was feasted by the hospitable mosquitoes in the forest, was staring at me like an old man with broken thoughts. If there was a cursed scarecrow in there, I'm afraid it would have been nailed down long ago.

Khan, you provoked them first, what does it have to do with me? Don't take it out on me if you can't get angry at a woman, you bastard.

"Where's the ghost?"

Jumping down from the tree, seeing only Moissa walking out from behind me, Phoenix asked with some vigilance. After Princess Sanwu, the little ghost became the second girl to leave a shadow in his heart.

"She's back where she belongs."

"That's good, that's good." As if he was glad that a demon was gone, Phoenix gently lifted the bangs on his forehead very coquettishly, revealing a swollen face covered with mosquito bites.

After a simple breakfast and packing up the tent, the journey continued...

The place we are now is called Spider Forest, listen to the name. You might think that this place is full of horrible spiders, but that's not the case. Although there are not those disgusting spiders, there are not enough to warrant such a name.

This name is given because there are two most famous and disgusting caves in this forest, one is called Spider Lair and the other is called Spider Cave. As the name suggests, there is a sea of ​​spiders inside the cave. You can see all kinds of spiders, ranging from fist-sized to palm-sized to basin-sized to giant spiders as high as legs, you can see them inside.

Then again. Why are they given such similar names? Isn’t it hard to figure out lair and cave? Even if they are called Cave No. 1 and Cave No. 2, it is easier to tell them apart, you bastard! ! (The mission in the game is in a spider cave. As a result, someone often ran into the nest and groped blindly, so he felt very resentful...)

besides. Walking straight along the Spider Forest is the huge wetland. There is nothing outstanding here, so just skip it. Then there is the Skinning Forest. It was given such a weird name because there is a skinning cellar inside. The name of the skinning cellar comes from the fact that the dwarfs in the cellar like to skin people. It has to be said that the dark man named The way of thinking about names is relatively simple...

If you can successfully pass through the Skinned Forest, you will see the ancient capital of Zakarum. That is, the current site of Kurast before the invasion of hell forces, so it is also called ancient Kurast. After the invasion of hell forces, Zakarum was controlled by the dark forces, and the entire Kurast had to Moved to this place for stability.

Of course, this does not mean that the entire primeval forest is just a few small places. What I just said adds up to all the land. It's just one tens of thousands of the area of ​​this forest. Just because there are fewer adventurers going to other places, there is no name for it.

After the place name introduction is completed. It’s now time to introduce the situation in the forest. In the entire known primeval forest, there are two major forces. Upon hearing this, everyone’s first thought may be to think of Kurast, that is, the Adventurer Alliance should be one of them. A big force, if you think so, you are totally wrong!

One of these forces, probably everyone can think of, is the elves. They have lived here for generations, and their influence on the entire primeval forest is far beyond what we adventurers can match.

According to legend, the elves have three main professions. One is the wizard. A little different from us is that the elf wizards are not as good at fire magic as humans. Their fire magic is composed of part of the fire skill and part of the elf. They are composed of unique plant skills of the tribe. In a certain way, although their damage output is not as high as that of human mages, their unique plant skills make their combat more flexible and safer.

The second profession is my hometown - Druid. The difference from ours is the transformation system and the summoning system. They lack the clumsy bear transformation, multiple dexterous deer spirit transformations, and naturally have fewer attack skills. A few were replaced by the unique skills of the elves, and the summoning earth spirit series was also replaced by other skills. Compared with us human druids, who is stronger and who is weaker has not yet been concluded.

I think everyone can guess the last profession. Yes, it is an archer, or a magic archer. Compared with the Amazon, this profession lacks the javelin skill and replaces it with the elven clan's characteristic sword-protection skills, bow and arrow. The skills also seem to be different. Due to space limitations, Kane did not elaborate on this in the book.

As for whether we humans have hidden professions such as priests and monks, the elves also have hidden professions. This is not something we can know. It should be because humans and elves have always been at odds, although they have not gone to war. We can see each other, but the elves don’t have a good attitude toward us. The grudges here can be traced back to before the invasion of hell forces. In the papal era when mankind was the most prosperous, I don’t know the specific content, but I have read too many novels about other worlds. You can probably guess a thing or two - the elves moved here not only because they like the forest.

I only know so much information about the elves, and I heard some of the details from Phoenix. Next, of course, when Phoenix introduced us to another major force in the forest, I never thought of it, and I believe not many people can think of it. A major force turned out to be - the dwarves!

That's right, it's the dwarves. Maybe everyone will have questions about why the weak dwarves can replace the powerful Adventurer Alliance and become one of the two major forces in the forest. Regarding this point. Phoenix quickly cleared up our confusion.

——Their strength comes from their terrifying reproductive ability and adaptability.

Why humans have never been able to eradicate cockroaches and rats on earth is actually the same reason. There was once a saying that if the IQ of animals like cockroaches and rats could reach half of our humans, then the people who rule the earth would not be Humans are them, and the dwarfs are the highly intelligent versions of cockroaches and mice from another world, so it shouldn't be difficult to imagine them occupying this place.

But if you follow this statement. The dwarves should be able to rule the entire forest. Even the powerful elves have to retreat in front of their cockroach-like fecundity and vitality. This is true in theory, but in fact, there are also dwarves. There are many uneasy factors that restrict them from dominating the entire forest.

The first factor is tribal nature. Dwarves have a strong tribal concept. Although dwarfs from different tribes would not start fighting immediately when they meet, it would be difficult for them to integrate with each other, let alone cooperate to fight against the enemy.

The second factor is related to the forces of hell, because of its strong reproductive power and vitality. The dwarfs have a strange relationship with each other. First of all, they are monsters projected by dwarfs from the third world. These projections have no IQ. Like all projections, they are hostile to any life. Secondly, there are dwarves who have been eroded by the power of darkness. Unlike projections, although they are crazy, they still maintain a certain IQ, so this type of monster is very It gives adventurers a headache. The last type, of course, are the dwarves who are not affected in any way and are native to the forest. They maintain their original IQ. Some dwarf wizards even understand the common language of the mainland.

These three different kinds of dwarfs form a unique relationship between the dwarf races. As soon as the three different dwarfs meet, there is nothing to say. Either you die or I live. If you don’t kill each other, you will never do it. give up. This kind of hatred relationship between each other. It also greatly weakened the strength of the dwarves.

The third factor is to prevent the number of dwarves from becoming overwhelming. But at the same time, it allowed them to stand on their invincible point - a strong sense of territory. The dwarf tribe was very stubborn about its own territory and generally would not go out of its way to expand its territory. However, because of its terrifying reproductive ability, the tribe's population quickly increased. What should we do if we fall into a saturated state?

Fighting, they chose to kill each other, even relatives, and would not stop until about one-tenth of them were left. Although this behavior seriously weakened the strength of the tribe, the surviving dwarves As they become stronger, their descendants will also become stronger, and then when the population is saturated, they will start a new round of fighting.

Because of the benefits gained from this kind of fighting, adventurers call their behavior transformation. Every time they transform, the strength of the dwarf tribe becomes stronger. After about ten transformations, the tribe will produce a leader. After a hundred transformations, the tribe will have a leader. After 500 transformations, an elite will be born. After 500 transformations, a mini-boss will be born. After 2,000 transformations, a dwarf with demon king-level strength will appear. After 50,000 transformations, a dwarf with demon-level strength will appear. Dwarfs (the demon king and demon god-level strength here refer to projections. If they were real, there would be no need to fight. The dwarfs would have dominated the world long ago and even went to hell).

However, so far, I have never heard of any adventurer encountering a dwarf tribe with demon king level strength, let alone a demon god level. In addition to the factors of fighting between the dwarves, the elves also played an important role. They are very familiar with the entire forest, and they will always wipe out the dwarf tribes that are in the weak stage after their transformation one by one, and strangle the enemy in the cradle.

The character of the dwarves is cruel and murderous, which can be seen from the origin of the name of the skinning cellar, while the elves are kind and paranoid, and cannot tolerate a grain of sand in their eyes. In addition, there is no room for two tigers in the same mountain. The grievances between the two major forces in the forest, The incompatibility between water and fire began as early as countless thousands of years ago.

What is the role that we adventurers play in it?

"Don't pay attention to us. We're not in the way. At most, we just want to see what the elves look like, kill a few insignificant dwarf tribes to level up, and then everyone goes their own way." This is Phoenix's version.

"You guys fight slowly, I'm just passing by to make soy sauce, and I'm watching and throwing a few pebbles." This is my version.

Of course, having said that, our adventurer alliance is naturally biased towards the elves. I have only heard of adventurers killing dwarves to level up, but I have never heard of any adventurers who dare to kill elves to level up. Although we are in a cold war with each other, But there is still this subtle tacit understanding. After all, everyone has a common purpose, which is to drive the hell forces out of the Dark Continent.

"I heard that the elves often go to Kurastri to purchase necessities, but they are always hidden and mysterious, making it difficult to find." Phoenix blinked his mouth with a rather regretful look, and then added.

"I was accidentally exposed. When I ran to take a look, I saw that they were all male elves, but they were more handsome than me. How unlucky!!"

Hearing this, I gave Phoenix a middle finger without hesitation...