Diablo Destruction

After coming out of the Elf Teleportation Array, more than 600 adventurers lined up in a long queue and marched all the way to their home lair. With such strength, unless they provoked creatures like giant dragons, they would not be able to survive in this area. It was time to run wild, and the journey was uneventful. Three days later, we arrived at the transfer station in the Skinning Forest and finally returned to Kurast, where we had been away for more than a month.

Stepping out of the Kurast Teleportation Formation, I took a deep breath and looked around. Kurast is not as beautiful as the Elf King City... No, it can be described as a world of difference. There, breathing It was full of fragrance, but now, I can only smell the faint fishy smell of the swamp.

But for some reason, I prefer the feeling of stepping into Kurast. The familiar figures, familiar colors, and familiar smells. When I set foot on this land, the heavy pressure accumulated in my heart seems to be a lot lighter. No longer feeling heavy in the Elf King City, this is probably the feeling of belonging.

The adventurers who came out of the teleportation station also cheered. Perhaps the time spent in supporting the elves this time was not as long as one of their own experiences, but the meaning was completely different from the previous experiences. When they returned again, When we arrived in Kurast, we felt different from before. The sights we were tired of seeing in the past were now so fresh and friendly, making these adventurers eager to return to their familiar places. The beautiful scenery The anticipation of getting some sleep, or having a few drinks with the other bros.

"Okay, everyone, let's disperse. Go and do whatever you have to do. But don't forget that in a few days, the members of this operation will gather again to discuss their merits and reward them. Especially the barbarian brothers, don't oversleep. .”

I saw everyone walking out of the teleportation station, their eyes showing eagerness, but none of them left. Instead, they gathered behind me and kept looking at me, as if they were waiting for my order. I couldn't help but smile. I wonder when did these big guys become so disciplined?

"Ha-oh-oh-"

After hearing what I said, the crowd suddenly laughed. Who doesn't know that barbarians are the best sleepers. After returning from experience, it is not surprising to sleep for three or four days. Then, everyone cheered a few times, and the dark crowd suddenly came from all directions. The ones dispersed.

very good. It’s time for me to go home. I don’t know if Princess Sanwu is safe, but I specifically asked Kurt and Dika to take care of me. They left two days earlier than the other mercenaries. I wanted to come to Princess Sanwu. It’s time to go home first now.

really. As soon as I arrived at the gate, it seemed as if the strictest procedures had been set. The gate opened on time, and the little princess was wearing an apron. He was holding a long ladle in his hand, with the soup still sticking to it and steaming, and he looked like he had just stepped out of the kitchen.

"Welcome back, Master."

She still had an emotionless face and tone, and she still followed the most standard maid etiquette. It reminded me of the first time she appeared in my home, exactly the same.

Wait, what is she doing with a ladle. It was already past lunch time, but there was still some time before dinner. The rather strange costumes that appeared at such a strange time made me immediately sound a red alarm in my heart.

"Little Jasmine, what were you doing just now?"

I asked with a smile on my face, rubbing my hands in a friendly manner, just like when interrogating a prisoner, I would first serve him a bowl of hot egg noodles and then greet his parents. I plan to adopt a gentle policy first. Leniency for confession.

"Research, dishes."

I expected Princess Sanwu to cherish her words like gold. And the answer shocked me.

Some people may ask, isn’t it just about studying the dishes? This seems to be something Princess Sanwu often does. What's all the fuss about?

Different, completely different! !

There is no doubt that Princess Sanwu is a genius child, and she is also very good in the kitchen. When she gets serious, she is even as good as Veras, who is versatile in housework, or Aunt Lisa, who is experienced in housework. Therefore, a person with a series like her If a master wants to make new dishes, there is no need to use the word "research" at all. She only needs to imagine the properties of various ingredients in her sophisticated mind, and then simulate the taste of the combination. For her, what is the difference? Making dishes unpalatable is a problem worth studying.

Therefore, if she really just wants to make new dishes, she will sit at the table, sipping from an empty tea cup, her eyes wandering, unfocused, her little head keeps bubbling, and she falls into a serious state of natural trance. On the contrary, , if she uses the kitchen, then you have to be careful. There is a high chance that she is studying something weird, and it might explode.

No, something must have gone wrong. Is this little princess angry? What is she angry about? Wait, let me make sure first. Many thoughts flashed through my mind. My eyes quickly looked around, and finally my eyes fell on an ugly and thick iron tree in the yard in front of my door.

In this dark swampy terrain, it is difficult to plant those beautiful but delicate flowers and plants. Therefore, even Princess Sanwu, who is known as the all-purpose maid at home, can only find some where to get some flowers that like dampness. Simple flowers and plants that are easy to grow can decorate the front yard a little to make it less ugly, and I planted this ugly iron tree with my own hands.

Stop, at this point, some people may say that I have poor taste and actually like this kind of bare and ugly wood. You are wrong to think so. This tree is definitely not for viewing. When I planted it, I Secretly gave it a name - Princess Sanwu Mood Tester.

Iron Tree, as its name suggests, has a very hard trunk, so hard that it is difficult for non-melee class changers to cut it with a sword, and I took a fancy to this advantage of it. At this time, I moved my eyes to the foot of the tree to take a look. , suddenly started to tremble.

At the foot of the iron tree, it was as if someone had been smashed with hard stones for a long time. The outer layer of black hard bark had already been smashed, revealing the milky white wood flesh inside, which was also slightly dented, as if telling a story. After his own tragic experience, there are probably not many people in the world who can injure a hard iron tree like this without using weapons. The ones I know of are the following.

The little ghost's teeth ignore the hardness of gems, the dead dog's canine teeth ignore the defense of the job-changer, and the princess's princess kick ignores the reaction force...

This scar didn't exist before I took Princess Sanwu away, and it looked very fresh. In an instant, I seemed to be able to imagine Princess Sanwu with a dull face, using Chunli's leg skills and speed. Time and time again, she inserted the toes of her pink princess shoes into the trunk of the tree, and the thick iron tree, hugged by one person, swayed violently and screamed with her endless kicks.

"No--"

I wailed, if I don't do something, my fate will definitely be worse than this poor iron tree at dinner tonight. The next moment, with the momentum of an Allied death squad, I threw my legs and faced the man who was about to enter the kitchen. Morissa pounced. There was a roar, dust flew up, and the momentum was majestic.

"Little Jasmine, Master, I was wrong, please don't be angry, okay?"

Press the little princess under him. I said with a flattering face and full of flattery. Although I didn't know where I was wrong, it was always right to admit my mistake.

Head tilted. Ignore.

Hoho, now I had the only trick I could do. I lowered my head and kissed her, gently sucking on Moissa's thin lips. They were still the same touch as before, a bit cold, like the indifferent temperament she usually showed. . But when the kiss goes deep and the lips and tongues meet, you can feel the passion inside. After all, Princess Sanwu is not a machine without feelings. In fact, her feelings are richer and stronger than ordinary people, but she can't express them on her face. Just go up.

So, when I thought this trick worked. And contentedly, she got up from the panting Morissa. When leaving humming a ditty like a diva, on the bowl. What was placed in my bowl was a colorful, unknown object that exuded a mouth-watering taste and tasted ecstasy.

But, what exactly is this little princess angry about? I never figured it out.

Time can heal everything. I originally wanted to deny this knowledge in order to show my deep condolences to those brothers who died, but in the end, I still had to admit this fact. I rested at home for several days, every day. When I was playing with Princess Sanwu, the little ghost and the dead dog, laughing about the fish-dog battle, and gloating about the dead dog being thrown out of the window by Elijah and turned into a shining meteor in the sky, I discovered that the pain in my heart The pain has begun to fade away.

Then a few days later, nearly two thousand adventurers gathered together again, but compared with last time, there were 72 soldiers permanently missing here. Our brothers, according to the credit of this operation, all adventure teams will receive I have received rewards, and those responsible for delivering information are no exception. I have not forgotten the agreement with the adventurers escorting the elven villages. Each team has two pieces of high-grade blue equipment, a total of twenty-eight pieces. This is not a big deal to me. What.

Then, there were the sixty-seven dead mercenaries. Among them, only a few of them had their relics taken back by me and handed over to their teammates. The rest had already been turned into art by Gamorro. product, and then turned to ashes in our fierce struggle.

Even if I didn't directly kill them, their deaths were related to me. I can't make any promises for their deaths, but I can still do it by giving them material compensation.

These sixty-seven mercenary teammates involve a total of twenty-six mercenary squads. Each squad has received huge personal compensation from me. Each squad has two bottles of rejuvenation potion, two high-level blue equipment, and There are a large number of gold coins to ensure that the families of the dead mercenaries can live a life of food and clothing without any worries. Of course, in order not to be unfair to others, I also gave the same compensation to the other five adventurers who died due to other reasons.

While being surprised by my generosity, other adventurers also looked at the adventurers who had received compensation with envy. Of course, they did not have those dirty "it would be great if someone in their team died" mentality in their hearts. In their consciousness, the death of adventurers is a very common thing, but they have never heard of such generous compensation for those who died. They feel envious for those adventurers who have died long ago, and even have a feeling of what if When he dies, his teammates and family will also receive such generous compensation, so he can die with peace of mind.

Seeing this, I sighed secretly. Yes, I am in a dark continent where human life is like grass. In terms of attitude towards life. I will always be incompatible with this world.

However, seeing the gratified smiles of the deceased teammates made me feel a lot better. Sixty-seven heavy sustenances still weighed on my shoulders, but at least this approach can alleviate the guilt in my heart. I am not just doing it for Compensating them is still giving myself a chance to escape, I can't argue with that. People are selfish. Help, salvation, even self-harm, no matter what the purpose of the behavior, its ultimate essence is just to make oneself feel better.

After thinking about it a lot, one day after that, I suddenly thought of Phoenix. It was indeed a bit too much to think of him after talking about it for so long, because he had planned his own plan. After all, he had some obligation to see what happened to this tragic guy.

So, one sunny afternoon. I led the little maid and walked the golden dead dog to the Green Forest Bar, pushing open the heavy bar amidst the commotion. A crisp sound of bells suddenly rang.

"welcome."

A voice that was sweeter than the sound of the bell rang in my ears. This scene reminded me of the first time I met Vilas in Vitas Village. With a smile on my face, I naturally looked at He went over and nodded towards this cute maid who was wearing a light and cute ribbon maid uniform and was raising her head after bowing slightly.

The next moment, both of our expressions were dull at the same time. Standing frozen on the spot, my smile suddenly froze and my pupils gradually dilated, while the maid's mouth was stiff and her eyes were panicked.

He has a round and delicate face, small and straight facial features, and a very beautiful face shape. Long eyelashes. Small nose, thin lips. Her ear-length short hair adds a touch of vitality to her dignified and quiet temperament. Although she is not as beautiful as Oona, the number one beauty in the bar, she has a temperament of her own. The more she looks at her, the more attractive she becomes. Like that.

But why does this person look so familiar! ! !

My eyes widened, and my trembling fingers pointed at the maid involuntarily. The image of a tragic mage who couldn't match the cute girl in front of me gradually emerged in my mind.

"Fei... Fei Feifei... Fei Ni..."

My lips were trembling for a long time, but I finally didn't dare to say the name of the figure that came to mind. It was so shocking, and even if I said it, it would definitely distort my previous world view.

"I...I'm not Phoenix!!"

The maid was so anxious that she spoke out first. She covered her chest with her little hands, her eyes were filled with water, and she looked pitiful.

"Oh, Master Fan, please don't bully the cutie from the Green Forest Bar. Otherwise, even if it were you, Master Fan, we wouldn't agree." The adventurer's rough voice came from inside. Looking back, it turned out to be a man with a red nose. The barbarian was being hit on the head by the drinking buddy next to him.

"You alone are not enough for Master Fan to hold one finger."

Suddenly the whole bar burst into laughter.

After such an interruption, I calmed down a bit, and I was already convinced that this was Phoenix, but why did he appear here in this costume? Oh my god, it is completely impossible to reason. Can anyone help me figure it out? ! ! !

My eyes fell back on the fake maid version of Phoenix, and I saw that she was still looking at me with pitiful eyes, as if she said don't bully me. If I didn't know her identity, I might still be treated like this by her. I am fascinated by her appearance. You must know that we are not immune to this type of girl.

Finally, I finally confirmed that the other party was Phoenix. Some people may wonder about his voice. Hum, changing his voice is not a difficult thing for an experienced adventurer who has been wandering for a long time. Regardless of why he became like this, It seemed quite interesting. While secretly reminding myself of the other person's true gender, a sinister smile appeared on my lips.

After sitting in a position where I could look around the entire bar, I kept my eyes fixed on Phoenix's busy figure, and his expression became more solemn, powerful, too powerful.

I remember it was said in a comic book that a transvestite, especially a beautiful transvestite, is very scary, because he is a man himself. As a man, he understands the weaknesses of men better than any woman, and it is even easy to see what the other person is at a glance. Which type of girl you like, knowing what kind of postures, what kind of movements, what kind of expressions, what kind of words can make you cute in the eyes of the other party, this is an advantage that no woman can match.

Therefore, when he plays the role of a transvestite, he can easily win the favor of the other party based on his own judgment. Especially when the state of the transvestite reaches a certain level, he can instinctively act according to the type of the other party's preferences without even thinking about it. Show the gesture that can best touch the fragile love string in the other person's heart. For example, the moment I walked in, this guy immediately saw through that I couldn't stand the charming type of girl, and naturally made a move that made my gender concept An almost distorted look?

"I see."

I roared, which immediately startled everyone in the bar, especially Phoenix, who seemed to think I was going to expose her. She looked even more panicked and dropped the plate she was holding.

"Aren't you my cousin who has been missing for many years and likes to run naked - Joseph Starling? Cousin! Where have you been all these years? How are you doing? Uncle and the others miss you so much."

The whole audience couldn't help but feel stunned, especially Phoenix, wondering what kind of drama the other party was singing, but he quickly realized that when he met this guy for the first time, didn't he just misunderstand that he was his long-lost girlfriend? Cousin? Now that I am wearing women's clothing, it is not surprising that I am misunderstood again.

Thinking rapidly in his mind, he suddenly burst into tears. As if he thought of something in his mind, he called out to his cousin and rushed over.

I quickly held this guy up with my hands. Damn, what is professionalism and quality? Did this guy really take on the role?

"Are you really my cousin?"

I pretended to be in disbelief, looked at Phoenix blankly, suddenly shook my head, and said with certainty.

"No, you are not my cousin. Although she looks very similar, my cousin is not like this. I remember clearly that she would add the word "meow" at the end of every sentence. This is her tenth Habits that have lasted for several years cannot be changed simply by changing them.”