Diablo Destruction

Two chapters in one, 8800+ words, it’s not too much to ask for votes. It’s exhausting. The great thing about misfortune is that there is no tragedy.

"Cousin, you don't know something, meow~, I accidentally fell off a cliff when I ran away, meow~, and I can't remember many things after I woke up, meow. You see, I didn't recognize you at the beginning. Meow~"

When Phoenix heard this, he quickly came up with an amnesia attack that was famous all over the world. He didn't forget to add "meow~" at the end to make up for it.

Hahahahaha——

I almost burst out laughing in my heart, but now is not the time, Wu Fan, for the sake of the great revolutionary cause, you have to hold back, hold back! !

Resisting the twisted smile on my lips, I nodded, and then suddenly shook it again.

"There's still something wrong. Let me think about it. Oh, by the way, my cousin likes to play a game. If you get it right, it means you are really my cousin."

I looked at Phoenix with a serious look on my face.

"What game, meow~? I can't remember it anymore, meow~!" This guy looked at me, his delicate eyes filled with mist again.

"Well, there's nothing we can do about it. I'll just demonstrate it to you."

Saying this, I took out a cute magic wand. Yes, it was the magic wand that came with the white devil meat when I bought it at the trading market last time. Although the workmanship was a bit rough, it was better than the cute one. I insisted. To describe it, it's like a magic wand used by a beautiful girl to transform.

So, I took a deep breath and held the magic wand in my chest. As if affected by my movements, the whole bar suddenly became silent. The cross talk duo Phoenix and I have become detached, completely forgetting that there are other audiences around us.

Then, he blinked lightly with his left eye, and held the wand in a few circles with great momentum (please imagine, I can't describe it).

"Transformation, miraruku, kiraruku, gyogyogyogyo... I like fish the most."

"..."

There were only gasps in the audience.

"Come on, if you are my cousin, give it a try." I thrust the transformation magic wand into Phoenix's hand.

Phoenix looked at me blankly, and then at the cute magic wand in his hand. Phoenix's eyes kept moving back and forth between the two, as if he was hesitating about something. His eyes were a little strange, as if he was resisting. But there is also a sense of novelty that is eager to try.

Finally, she took a deep breath and gently placed the magic wand on the chest of the maid's uniform decorated with a bow made of yellow ribbons and blue oval silver-trimmed gems. She didn't know why, but she looked quite confused. There is a somewhat solemn feeling. It was as if what she had to do next was more important to her than praying to God.

Then, she raised the staff slightly unfamiliarly and turned her body stiffly for a few times.

"Transform...transform. mi...raru...ku, ki...ra...ruku, gyo...gyogyogyo..., I like fish the most."

As everyone, including me, inhaled again, Phoenix completed the entire process stiffly. Although her movements were stiff, she was petite and cute in a maid uniform. It looks much better than when a grown man like me does it.

Those adventurers who just didn't understand why the mortal adults made goosebumps-inducing moves couldn't help but have their eyes lit up after seeing Phoenix perform it again. It turned out that the same move, performed by different people, had such a huge contrast. , and at the same time, I secretly admired him.

Master Fan is Master Fan, his vision is far-reaching. Avant-garde thinking. We can always see and think of things that we cannot see or think of.

Among all the people present, only one person still frowned. That was Phoenix. After stopping, she looked at the magic wand blankly, her eyes full of "I'm very dissatisfied". For a while, before the other adventurers called for another one, she was like no one else. She held the staff in her chest again and took another deep breath. At this time, she gave the impression that she had completely forgotten her surroundings and everyone else. The whole world was her stage, and she was the only one on the stage. And it’s just the transformation magic wand in her hand.

It was obvious that she had entered a wonderful state.

"Transformation, miraruku, kiraruku, gyogyogyogyo..., I like fish the most."

This time, her speech was already fluent. Although she still lacked emotional fluctuations in her tone because she had not adapted to this strange pronunciation, it sounded a little stiff and lacked that sweet and lovely feeling, but she had already done it. It's very good, especially in terms of movements. The few movements of turning around give people a very light feeling. The light maid's skirt floats in the wind due to her smooth movements, blooming like a black lotus.

The whole audience was shocked!

The barbarian who spoke first opened his mouth wide, sucked in air, and was about to burst out "Okay". You can imagine how earth-shattering his roar would be in this environment where you can hear the drop of a needle. , However, before the sound could reach his throat, several other adventurers next to him all took out their palms, and four or five big slaps were slapped on his bald head. With a few snaps, the barbarian fell to the ground in a somersault. Under the table.

Why not let this barbarian speak out? The reason is very simple. After finishing her actions, our maid, Miss Phoenix, fell into deep thought again. She frowned and looked solemn, as if she was thinking about something. Everyone knew that she was still dissatisfied with her performance just now.

Sure enough, after pondering for a while, Phoenix raised his head again, took a deep breath, his eyes suddenly changed from solemn to cute, and gently held the staff in front of his chest, without any pause, with such a natural move, at this moment, everything Everyone was in a trance. In their eyes, Phoenix seemed to be integrated into the magic wand. The man was the wand, the wand was the man, and every move made by the man and the wand became one. Could it be that she is dissolved in nature and beauty, as if there are countless stars rotating around her.

"Transformation——meow~~"

Lifting her toes, as she rotated, the hem of her skirt floated gently, and the lovely staff traced beautiful trajectories in mid-air, which made people fascinated.

"miraruku, kiraruku. gyogyogyogyo..., I like fish the most, nya~~."

The cute movements, the cute syllables, especially the cute ending that seemed to be a stroke of genius. At this moment, Phoenix has not only completely surpassed the demonstration I just had to hold back, but also made some modifications to several tones and movements. Become smoother and cuter.

The entire bar was silent, and even the maids looked at Phoenix with envy and jealousy.

"How's it going, cousin. Is it like this, nya~?"

After finishing it, Phoenix's face was flushed, his eyes were full of joy, and he seemed to be very satisfied with the perfect performance he had just performed.

"Well... yes... yes. Very... very good. You are indeed my cousin Starling."

When Phoenix asked me this question, I came out of my trance and stammered, "I don't know why, but now I have the urge to lie down on the table and cry. There is no reason, I just want to cry hard." .

"Cousin. Meow~~?"

Seeing me lying limply on the table, constantly banging my forehead on it, Phoenix felt a little strange. It wasn't just me, but a few adventurers in the bar who knew Phoenix's gender were also doing the same thing as me. The sound of kowtows echoed throughout the bar.

"Uh...what's the matter? My dear cousin." Standing up, I wiped the bruise on my forehead.

"This...meow~. Cousin. Can you give me this magic wand, meow~?"

Look back. I saw Phoenix holding the staff tightly with both hands, as if he was afraid that I would not agree, his face was full of tension, and there was a raging fanaticism hidden in his hot eyes.

Huh--?

I stared at Phoenix with wide eyes. At this moment, I realized that she had completely changed compared to just now. If she was playing the role of a transvestite before, with a sense of stiffness and resistance, as if she was being forced into danger, then now, he has already He is completely integrated into this character, and the fiery light shines out of his beautiful eyes, as if a child has discovered his favorite thing or found his most desired dream.

To put it simply, at this moment, she seemed to have broken through some kind of bottleneck and entered a new realm. The true motherly light released from her whole body was so dazzling that no one could compare it with the "male". The words are connected together. If I had seen her now when I first walked in, I would definitely not be able to recognize her as Phoenix anymore, and I would not have the slightest idea of ​​such a thing.

Could it be that his teasing just now accidentally awakened something deep in her soul? A great product called the soul of a transvestite! ! !

"Okay...you...just take it."

I kept my mouth open for a long time before speaking. When I saw Phoenix put away the magic wand happily, I couldn't help it anymore, turned around and cried.

Phoenix, my friend, you have a good journey. From now on, there may be no Phoenix anymore, replaced by Joseph and Starling who have shed their cocoons and been reborn.

"Guest, what would you like to drink, meow~~"

Phoenix blinked his left eye playfully, and the assassin with a cool face suddenly showed a hint of bewilderment on his cold face, and then ordered a lot of things indiscriminately.

"Guest, what would you like to order, meow~~"

This time, she was facing a mage. She held the hem of her skirt with both hands, lifted it slightly, and bowed gracefully. Phoenix asked softly. Every tiny movement was full of the ladylike temperament. Suddenly, the middle-aged The mage also lowered his head.

It's so terrible...

"Little Feeney..."

A familiar voice came from the second floor, and upon looking closer, it turned out to be the other protagonist of the incident—Oona, the most beautiful maid in the bar. Upon hearing the sound, Phoenix hurried over.

"The boss lady asked you to come over, eh? Little Fini, you seem... a little different..." Oona, who was walking down the stairs, held Phoenix's hand and looked up and down and asked.

Of course it was different. She was completely different from the one she was just now. Her soul had changed from "he" to "she", I shouted in my heart.

After looking at it for a while. Although she was confused, Oona was still very happy. She was the instigator of the incident. The change in Phoenix's current temperament made her look even more tender and affectionate.

"Little Feeney, let's go together."

A smile broke out on that beautiful face, Oona pulled Phoenix's hand tighter, and the two beautiful "girls" in cute clothes stared lovingly. In the eyes of the adventurer, this beautiful scene looks like it is surrounded by lilies.

When I came out of the bar, I felt that the corners of my mouth were still a little stiff, so I touched it and laughed rather self-deprecatingly.

Is Phoenix’s current outcome a tragedy? I can't explain it clearly, although it seems very tragic. But when he got the girl he liked, even if he had to dress up as a transvestite, now it seemed that it was because he was interested, or maybe the soul of the transvestite buried deep in his heart finally awakened. In other words, did I fulfill him?

What is the definition of happiness? I don’t know much about it as a career changer. Working as a waitress in a bar may seem a bit funny and absurd. However, Fenix's status as a former wanderer is not necessarily much better in the eyes of other adventurers. The most important thing is not other people's opinions, but one's own. , does Phoenix think he is living a happy life? That's the only standard.

Recalling his smile at the bar. I suddenly felt envious.

"Master is envious and wants to wear women's clothes?"

Princess Sanwu, who was silently standing by, suddenly spoke, looking at me with two words in her eyes - pervert.

No, no, no, you guys know exactly what I want to express, right? You said it on purpose, you bastard. Besides, how do you see what I'm thinking, are you mind-reading?

"Xiao Fan. It doesn't matter if you express your thoughts on your face without missing a beat. You still don't consciously say it." The little ghost in the necklace complained to me mercilessly.

Yeah? Am I this kind of person? Do you speak out what is on your mind without even realizing it? Just lie.

"I definitely didn't lie to you."

The little ghost and Princess Sanwu retorted in unison.

"..."

In the face of the naked facts, I can't argue.

"I was just thinking. It would be great if one day, like Phoenix, I could move forward on my own path as I pleased." Looking at the setting sun, I sighed.

"Is it impossible now?"

The little ghost tilted her head. For her, she can abandon everything except me at any time, so naturally she can't feel the ropes that are firmly tied to me, and her. In comparison, I am more like a dark man now.

"The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. When one day you find that the road ahead is not what you imagined, there is no turning back."

I smiled bitterly. If I had woken up earlier and taken Willas, Sarah and the others to live in seclusion when I was at Rogge Camp, it might still be possible, but it is no longer possible.

The forces of hell are already paying attention to me. Without the protection of the Adventurer Alliance, I have the confidence to protect myself, but I don’t have the confidence to protect Sarah and the others. Also, I learned from Elder Lyman that I have been called that mainland twin star. , if I abandon everything now, then I will become the sinner of the entire continent, and at least I will be looked down upon. Even if I don't care, can I let Sarah and the others who follow me suffer such injustice?

Lal, Doug, Goff, the four elders, Dhruv, Ihana, Marton, Linya, Chasi, Thorne, Tia, Kurt, Dika, White Wolf, Lucia... and so on There are those faces whose names cannot be called, but are equally sincere and sincere.

These people flashed through my heart one by one. When I noticed it, I realized that I had been integrated into the dark world without knowing it, and there were already countless fetters on my body, and the fetters entangled me. The rope stretched towards these people, and then divided into countless channels, spreading in all directions, like a dense spider web, making it impossible for me to break free. Can I ignore these people and run away alone to enjoy myself?

I think if you do this, it is not called free and easy, nor is it heroic. It is a kind of escape and cowardice. As a member of the Dark, he, his wife and friends all enjoy the blessings of this continent, are protected by the alliance, and face the heavy responsibility on their shoulders. How dare I turn a blind eye?

The more difficult the period, the more noble personalities will be born. Unexpectedly, I floated in the big dye vat of darkness, and my consciousness seemed to have become higher.

Sighing, I took Moissa's little hand and smiled at her.

"Don't worry, little one, it will happen one day. After defeating the Hell Clan..." How long will it take? I don’t know, this is a beautiful wish, and all adventurers are moving towards this wish.

"Ah, Xiaofan, I want it too. I want it too." Seeing me holding Moissa's little hand, the little ghost seemed unhappy and started making noises in the necklace.

"What's not allowed, as long as you come out of it. I can drag your hand until you are old, ah, don't forget to put on your underwear before coming out."

"I~don't~want~"

This little guy was in trouble and didn't know whether to put on his underwear or not to walk on the street where passers-by were coming and going.

"Then I'll let you hold me for as long as I can when I get back..."

"No, no, no, I want to hold hands and watch the sunset, I want to hold hands and walk on the deserted streets under the sunset, ah-"

"Go to sleep." If you sleep, everything can come true.

"Wu Gu——"

A few days later. Phoenix became famous for her perfect magic transformation dance, but what I didn't expect was that I was so complacent at the time that I ignored the others to demonstrate to Phoenix, and was caught by everyone. As a result, Phoenix's The more famous I become, the more famous I am as the founder of Transformation Dance.

So, walking on the street. I was innocently surrounded by adventurers. The eyes seemed to be talking: "Look, Master Fan is the founder of the Transformation Dance."

"No way. That cute dance, I thought it was created by some pretty and cute girl. How could it be a man, Lord Fan?"

"You don't know something about this..."

As a result, various versions of speculation were born, and there were even versions that speculated that I was a woman disguised as a man...

What a tragedy, if you are with this guy Phoenix, you will indeed be infected with tragedy.

Originally, after confirming Phoenix's final destination, it seemed that I should rush back to Gallon immediately, and do some hard work according to Akara and the others' expectations. This would allow them to calculate in every possible way. Old Gallon is definitely not simple, even if Without their urging, I was eager to learn from them. My desire for strength was no less than that of other adventurers.

However, before that, there are two things that force me to put this matter aside. One is Old Man Snoopy. I have not forgotten that this guy fiddled with my golden bird and said he wanted to make it. The one-month development time for the life-increasing potion has now passed a month and a half, so the life-increasing potion must have been completed.

The second is the promotion ceremony of Vilas and Sarah. For such an important event, I have to go there no matter what.

So the next day, I visited the old man's house in person. When I saw that the door of his hut was ajar, I was immediately happy. It seemed that my trip was not in vain.

Opening the door and walking in, I was greeted by a strange, not unpleasant, but definitely not comfortable smell. The dark room was filled with various jars, and the number of them was astonishing. They were everywhere. Look, there was no one, but I soon found a clue. On the ground in the corner next to the table, there was an underground door. I guess Old Snoopy's laboratory should be underground here.

When I went down the steps, there was a sudden explosion sound inside, which made me stunned. This old man is not as tough as Farah, the miser. It is better not to be killed by the explosion.

Speeding up my pace, I finally descended into a rather dry basement, which was in a mess. There were thick smoke and traces of explosions everywhere. Broken experimental equipment and papers were scattered on the floor. But Old Man Snoopy, this lucky guy The guy on the ground was getting up from the ground shaking his head. If you look closely, you can see that a lot of his white beard has been blown off.

"Are you OK."

I snickered secretly in my heart, and stepped forward to help old Snoopy up. The old man groaned in pain, and turned his head around. When he saw clearly that it was me, he suddenly showed doubts in his eyes.

This guy must have been stunned because his head was blown.

"Oh, it's Elder Fan. Look at my brain..." After being stunned for a long time, he suddenly slapped his head as if he suddenly realized something.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I wonder if the life-increasing potion has been developed?" I curled my lips and showed a smile that I thought was the most respectful of the elderly and the young.

"Okay, it was ready more than half a month ago. I originally wanted to deliver it to Elder Fan in person, but Elder Fan was not there at that time. I have been busy with new experiments these days, and I forgot about it for a while. "

As he spoke, he rummaged around in the drawer, and finally carefully took out seven bottles of weird potions, telling me that these were all the potions made using the formulas and raw materials in the Golden Bird.

The liquid inside the conical glass bottle is orange-yellow liquid that sinks to the bottom, while a green layer floats on top. The color looks a bit eerie and gorgeous, a rather weird potion. Except for the dishes made by Princess Sanwu, I have never seen such a strangely colored liquid.

However, the shape seems to be very similar to the life-increasing potion in the Diablo game that I have a vague impression of. Therefore, I had no doubt that this was the legendary life-increasing potion. When I picked it up and looked at it, I found that there were only a few simple large characters written in dark gold font on the label.

Life Potion: After drinking it. Permanently increases the user's health.

It's really concise. When I saw this, I turned my head to Old Snoopy: "Old man, I don't know how effective this life-increasing potion is. How much health can it increase?"

"This, because there is no experiment, I don't know much about it, but according to the instructions on the formula. It should be different according to the user's qualifications. Generally speaking, the mercenary will increase his life by about 10-20 points after drinking it. The value ranges from 20 to 40 points for those who change jobs.”

Old Man Snoopy stroked his half-scorched white beard and replied like an old scholar who didn't care.

So that’s it, 10-40 points, for adventurers in Kurast, especially mages with weak systems. It's already a big number. If you can get it for free, it's worth a lot more than half a piece of dark gold equipment. This potion must make adventurers go crazy.

"How are the materials? Can they be produced in large quantities?" After thinking for a while, I immediately entered the elder mode.

"Yes, but some of the important raw materials are in the hands of the elves. Look, Elder Fan..."

Old Snoopy hesitated and said, although the Dark Continent is facing a disaster, it should be for you and me regardless of race, but for something as precious as the life-increasing potion, he, the person in charge, still dare not make the decision without authorization.

"It doesn't matter. You should prepare for mass production first. We will take care of it on the elves side."

Now is a good opportunity for the two tribes to cooperate. I believe that with this life-increasing potion as a bargaining chip, the cooperation will be smoother. It is simply killing two birds with one stone. Akara and the others will not let go of this opportunity.

"I said, old man..." After hesitating for a while, I asked a personal question.

"Can this potion be used in combination, or is there room for improvement in the near future?"

"Haha, one person can only drink one bottle. It's useless to drink more. As for improvement, I think there is definitely room for improvement, but the space is very small and it will definitely take a lot of time. Elder Fan should not expect too much. That's good." Old Snoopy chuckled and gave up my idea, but when the topic changed, he continued.

"However, there are better materials in the second and third worlds. When you go there in the future, you will naturally be able to use the enhanced and super versions of the life-increasing potions."

Khan, isn't this just like in the game, there is one mission for each difficulty, and you will get a bottle of potion after completing it?

After bidding farewell to Old Snoopy, that night, two people, a ghost, a dog and a fish, gathered around the table and fell into deep thought while looking at the seven bottles of life potion on it.

"Ga oh——"

The alluring luster of the life-increasing potion is obviously very attractive to dragons, creatures that regard bright and shiny things as life. The dead dog swaggers up onto the table, holds a bottle of potion in his arms, and the arrogant dog's head flicks. Yang announced the ownership of this bottle of potion, and then, not satisfied, he extended his paws to the second bottle...

I quietly glanced at the little mermaid who was watching the dead dog's behavior. The little mermaid Elijah received my meaning and cutely straightened her perfect upper body. She gave me a military salute straight away, and then took out her golden trident that was as big and small as a fork from somewhere. She held it in both hands, and with great momentum, she performed a trick of gunfire and shot towards death from behind without hesitation. The dog's butt was crossed.

"oh--"

The dead dog that had been attacked on the butt jumped three meters high. When it fell, the trident held by the little mermaid like a baseball was swung hard and hit a home run. Turned into a shooting star and disappeared out of the window.

Good shot, I gently touched Elijah's little face with my fingers. She seemed to like me touching her so intimately. After putting away the trident, she held my fingers firmly in her arms with her two little hands. , Yiyi made cute sounds, and kept rubbing her face on it, or simply put it into her mouth and sucked it.

at this time. I always can't help but think that if she grabs her fingers like this and suddenly throws it hard, where can she throw herself? Is it that the tragic ending of the dead dog is too fresh in the memory, or does he have persecution delusion to begin with?

"Alice, little Jasmine, one bottle for each of you." There was no doubt about this allocation.

"I don't need it. Anyway, I can hide in the necklace when I'm in danger. Besides, my health is not very important to me."

The little ghost shook her head and said, just as she said, as long as you reach level 60. After learning the Blood Demon Transformation, the priests with full mana points will usher in the real spring, and their health will really not be so important to them.

"Nonsense, how far is it to reach level 60? Besides, this thing can be mass-produced in the future. How can you, a greedy little guy, learn to be reserved?"

I pinched her soft face. Really, how could it feel so good? It's totally a foul. Isn't this addictive?

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The little ghost knows that although this potion can be produced, it is not easy to collect the raw materials. Even if it is made, it must be distributed to the second and third worlds first. If it wants to be truly popular among adventurers in the first world , no one or two years is impossible. For now. These seven bottles of potions are quite precious, considering her ability. The life-increasing potion is indeed not that important, but in this regard, how can you defeat me who has entered the domineering mode, so the little ghost can only accept it helplessly and sweetly.

Seeing what happened to the little ghost, and then looking at me again, Princess Sanwu was so young and very sensible, knowing that I couldn't be messed with now, so she grabbed a bottle without saying a word.

Very nice, clever little guy.

I looked at Elijah, I'm sorry little mermaid, you are a member of the team who sits on the floor during the battle, and I can't allocate potions to you yet.

"Err, eh, eh-"

Eliya cutely stretched out her little hand towards me and made a hug gesture. Her expression was full of well-behaved and obedient. Okay, very good. If the dead dog was as obedient as you, I would have considered killing it a long time ago. Their status has been upgraded from grain reserve to coolie class.

There are still five bottles left, and I definitely want one of Salad and Vilas. The rest depends on fate, and I will give it to whoever I meet first.

"Xiaofan, don't you want it?"

Seeing me putting away the remaining potion, the little ghost's eyes were full of disobedience. This guy asked me to drink it so arrogantly, but he refused to drink any of it himself.

"With my strength, do you need it? Let's wait until mass production is completed later." I smiled. This is indeed not a lie. Dozens of health points are for people like me, whose life is full of "challenges". It doesn't really have much effect.

"Woo——"

The little ghost murmured, put the potion into his mouth, drank it in one gulp, and suddenly looked out the door with surprised eyes. Then, taking advantage of my carelessness, he pounced towards me, and his lips curled up with a hint of coolness. Liquid flowed from her little mouth.

"Fool."

By the time I came to my senses, she had already poured the entire potion into my mouth. In desperation, I had no choice but to give her a slap in the face.

"Woo~~"

Although he was holding his head and moaning in an exaggerated manner, the little ghost's face was still full of a smile that seemed to have succeeded.

"I don't need the potion, and neither do you, so let's share a bottle together. In this way, our lives will be connected. Isn't this great?"

Dancing lightly, the little ghost's face flashed with moving colors, which made me speechless for a moment, and my heart was full of tenderness.

So, under the little ghost's plan, this bottle of potion was almost equally divided between two people. Since the dose was halved, my life only increased by 16 points, but the little ghost unexpectedly increased by 36 points. , half the dose can increase that much. Is the saint profession a monster?

After Princess Sanwu drank it, she also reached the maximum 20 points for a mercenary. Originally, I thought that with the intelligence of the little princess, the effect of the potion would be more obvious. It seems that this limit is not so easy to be broken. .

However, when the little ghost talked about life sharing, it reminded me of one thing. I haven't used the new heaven-defying skill Soul Chain Lock that I have mastered. There are a lot of instructions on it, but there are few on it. He gave me instructions on how to sign a contract with the other party. Isn’t this a joke? Could it be a shoddy and counterfeit product?

Looking at the instructions on the soul chain, I fell into deep thought.