Diablo Destruction

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I waited and waited at the bar. I drank eighteen glasses of water, but I still insisted on not going to the toilet. My legs were splayed, motionless, and I could turn on and off the faucet with just one breath. This is what it means to be a four-winged person. The strong man is the strongest and most confident source of ability.

All the hard work paid off, and I finally got someone to wait for.

But, does this person have a lot? !

I looked at the figures jumping up and down with no expression on my face. The palms under the stage were lifted and released, released and lifted again, brewing an ancient and vast force that I could no longer hold back.

But a little kid even came to ask for a beating. A little guy with icy blue hair ran over as if he had discovered a new world and pointed his finger rudely.

"Didn't you say that in order to welcome the noble Sir Cirno, all the guests were driven away? Who is this guy? He has a big, ordinary face, and he is as silent and motionless as a stone statue. It's really weird. oh."

After saying that, the childish face suddenly zoomed in, and blinked at me from a distance of less than three inches. Unfortunately, I didn’t have a magnifying glass on hand, otherwise I would have to take it out and point it at me. When you look outside, you can see clearly that you can count the number of hairs on your face.

At this distance, as long as I reach out to hug her, press her hard on her thigh, raise my hand, and raise my hand, even if she is the strongest witch in the world, her butt will definitely turn seven points red.

"Although it's strange, it's quite pleasing to the eye if you look closely. Have we met somewhere? Hey, are you here to meet the noble Lord Cirno?"

In response to her words, I endured the overwhelming power of the slap. At this time, another extra little guy also came over.

"Crystal is hungry, Crystal wants to eat."

Crystal, who clearly looked like a primary school student but had a shameless figure, opened her mouth wide and looked at me, waiting for food.

No, do we know each other in this world?

You are so hungry that you are not selective about food. If you have milk, you are your mother...ah, if you have food, you are your father?

"Idiot Crystal, there is obviously nothing to eat in front of the weirdo. What can I give you to eat?" Cirno said mockingly.

"I don't care, I want to eat, and you must have something to eat with you!" Crystal puffed up her cheeks angrily, with a fierce and cute expression that said if you don't give me food, I will bite you.

I looked at the remaining half glass of ice water, thought about it, put a few sugar cubes in it, and handed it to Shuijing. She didn't even mind it, drank it all, wiped her mouth, and smacked it. A few times, a little sweet.

Looking at the empty cup, he showed an embarrassed expression of being reluctant to accept it, really reluctant to accept it. Then he looked at me, maybe knowing that he really couldn't squeeze out the oil, so he took a disappointed step and trotted away. Bisi went to ask for something to eat.

"What about me, where's the gift for Sir Cirno?"

Seeing that the crystal was eaten, Cirno was not to be outdone. She crossed her arms and stared at me proudly, with a threatening look that said if you don't finish the bowl of water, I will turn you into a frog and freeze you.

I looked around a few times, found the freezer, picked up the empty cup, scooped out a full cup of ice cubes, and handed it to Cirno.

She imitated the crystal and chewed it loudly, saying at the same time, "What kind of tribute is this? It's not as chewy as the ice cubes made by Cirno herself." However, she still chewed up a whole cup of ice cubes and swallowed it.

Then, he showed the same reluctance as Crystal, like a strict but soft-hearted teacher, hesitating in the face of a paper that could be 60 or 59.

But in the end, I still ran away with 70% entanglement and 30% disappointment.

What to say.

These two naughty kids are really annoying when they are constantly arguing, but they are not without their merits.

I'm just not picky about food, and it's super easy to pass on.

For example, when it comes to Crystal, sometimes she is so messy that I have to make something out of nothing and conjure some food for her to feed.

What can I do? I can only grab some things around me, such as a cicada that keeps croaking on the tree. If I throw it on top of her head, the crystal will jump up and open its mouth at lightning speed. bite.

Immediately, she showed a disgusted and disgusted expression as if she had eaten shit-flavored chocolate or chocolate-flavored shit. Just when you thought she would open her mouth and spit it out like a normal person, she swallowed it in one gulp.

Yes, that's right, she swallowed the cicada whole.

What's even more annoying is that even though I have completed the task of feeding her, she will give up the struggle just like I feed her normally, but when she leaves, she will shake her head, put her two little hands on her forehead, and keep saying Rubbing and rubbing, like a confused duck.

Who am I, where am I, what did I just eat?

No, I have to delete this period of history from the diary. If one day the crystal recovers the memory of my past life and she accidentally sees the contents of the diary, I must be made into shredded chicken and sprinkled with more peanuts and coriander. mix.

After Cirno also ran away, Feini trotted over, smiling and concerned.

"Mr. Wu, Mr. Wu, they didn't make things difficult for you, meow?"

"How outrageous!" I slapped the table angrily: "Will I be embarrassed by two brats?"

"Of course, you can't do it, meow. I know that Mr. Wu has always been very good at dealing with children, meow." The little pseudo-mother shook her head desperately, looking serious.

you know me? Do you know that I have the aura of being a nanny? Have you ever seen me step on a ball, step on a unicycle, and walk on a tightrope?

Laughing to death.

I sneered and looked at the two brats who were about to have a fight in the bar. I didn't sympathize with them at all. Instead, I wanted to laugh: "You can't do this. The bar is not a place for minors. Be careful of being reported and closed."

"That's right, meow. Fortunately, Aika Laiyin called me in advance and told me. I finally managed to persuade all the guests to leave on the pretext of closing the restaurant early because of an emergency. I treated it as a reserved venue for today, meow."

"Not even Oona?" I looked at Feini teasingly. I could understand driving away the guests, but she wanted to deceive even the people around her. I didn't know what kind of trick this little pretender had used. Even Oona didn't do it. She was coaxed to leave.

This is a bit...not good, let's not talk about feelings, just safety. What if one day, Oona knows all this, will Feini's pink and tender neck follow Oona just now? The time was the same, why did he leave so neatly?

Hanging, I see hanging.

"After all, Oona is not an organization... I mean, she didn't join us, so she doesn't know the situation." Feini blushed, and her self-deceiving face was comparable to contemporary Kong Yiji.

"Don't you plan to let her know? Do you want to keep it secret from her?"

"I don't know either, Meow." Feini sighed deeply, her eyes melancholy: "It's best if you don't know. If you don't know, you won't get involved, and Meow will be like me now."

"Your idea is good and I support you."

"Really? Mr. Wu, do you also think this is the best?" Feini raised her head suddenly, as if she had encountered an umbrella in the wind and rain.

"Yeah, of course, um..." I nodded in agreement, took out my phone and pressed...

"Wait a minute, Mr. Wu, what are you doing, meow?"

"Nothing, just call home and tell me that I'm going to have a drink with Aika Laiyin today and I'll be back later."

"I told you not to drink. Wait, Mr. Wu, are you really calling home?"

"Of course, who else could it be?"

"I clearly saw that you only pressed three digits, meow!"

"Oh, there is someone above my house..."

Before she finished speaking, Feini reached out and snatched the phone away like a nimble cat. After taking a look at the number, she hung up decisively. Then she looked at me with a faint look in her eyes, which made my scalp tingle.

"Ahem, Feini, I am actually doing it for your own good. Paper cannot cover the fire. It is a knife to extend and a knife to shrink. It is a knife in the morning and a knife in the evening."

"Anyway, it's Mr. Wu's knife, right? Meow?" Feini stared at me. She kept glaring at me.

"Ah... Hi, I was just kidding, you look nervous."

I took my phone back, and to show my innocence, I turned it off before stuffing it back into my pocket.

Tsk, if I had known that this little transvestite was so alert, she shouldn't have imitated Vilas's secret skills, but dialed Tamoya's private number.

I just suddenly thought of a good way to make money.

What would happen if I reported Feeney and the bar closed?

That’s like taking the next two years’ rent for nothing!

Moreover, I can go back and tell Eliya whether the resourceful Mr. Wu, who designed and destroyed a hideout of the evil organization, is interested in dancing on the enemy's grave, renting the hideout, and making it his own. A secret stronghold.

Elijah, who has been suppressed by Aika Laiyin, would never miss this opportunity to undermine the enemy's morale and boost our army's fighting spirit. She would nod without hesitation, even if I asked for ten times or a hundred times the rent.

One fish, two meals, perfect!

Unfortunately, the plan was discovered by Feini and she was strangled in her infancy.

"Didn't you say you wanted to find Aika to come to Yin Miao?" Seeing that I was still sighing, the little transvestite asked.

"I'm looking for it, but..." Seeing the two little kids making trouble, it suddenly became boring. Is such an enemy really worthy of me?

No matter, for the sake of Aika Laiyin.

I picked up the empty cup and staggered towards Will's private room. Suddenly I turned back and pointed at Feeney: "Don't forget to serve the wine."

"Go and ask for it for Bisi, meow."

The man is back, and Feini is now confident. If I can't cure Mr. Wu, can't Bisi also cure him?

When I came in and took a quick look, I was immediately overwhelmed by the noisy atmosphere.

Oh, today everyone in the evil organization is alive, including Crystal and Cirno, not one of them is missing.

"Hey, Mr. Wu, this way." Miss Bai Long waved her hand enthusiastically as always, asking me to sit next to her.

"Morning, Aika Laiyin, I heard from Feini that you booked the bar. Could it be that today is the company's team-building activity?"

I pretended to be confused and looked at Crystal and Cirno in particular.

With such young children here, your company...could it be the children's program production team of a local channel?

Miss Bailong did not confirm or deny, she blinked her intellectual and charming eyes and smiled with a hint of meaning.

"Our company has always been eclectic in recruiting talents. What do you think? Are you interested in joining, Mr. Wu?"

It's not just eclectic, it's simply a wild dream, and the punishment has failed.

"Is this considered a talent?" I'm not sure whether Aika Laiyin is dissatisfied with the security captain or she wants to open a circus.

At least I am sure it is not an entertainment company. My singing god setting is hidden too deep.

"Resource-based talents." Aika Laiyin clasped her slender fingers, gently dragged her chin, and winked in a cute way.

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Just like the group of fair-skinned and beautiful young women in some industries who spend all day chatting and doing nothing, while the boss turns a blind eye?

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