Diablo Destruction

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It's okay to pretend to be ignorant while pretending to understand. If you get too involved in the drama, the witty Miss Bailong will see what's wrong.

Well, although I'm not sure how much she knows about my ingredients now, she has eaten a lot before.

"Your company is really noisy...so lively."

Watching the two little brats flitting back and forth in front of my eyes from time to time, pestering Bisi for food and drink, their presence was so strong that I wanted to give them a few slaps on their butts.

The good news is that the crystals here are not set with a halo of thorns, so you can hit them casually.

The bad news is, neither have I.

I don’t know whether the witch’s butt is soft or hard, or whether it hurts my hands or not. I can’t try it with Gemini or Sarah first, especially Sarah, will she be chopped off? Absolutely.

"Is Mr. Wu thinking about his beloved wife at home again?" Seeing that I was slightly distracted, Miss Bailong made a blind guess.

"No." I took the juice handed over by Bisi, looked at the noisy Crystal Cirno, lowered my voice, and said in a sincere tone: "I'm estimating how familiar I have to be with them before I can let nature take its course at any time. Grab them on your lap and spank them hard.”

"Oh, Mr. Wu and I have exactly the same ideas many times." Miss Bailong narrowed her eyes with a smile and continued: "But the only thing that is different from Mr. Wu is that we are already very close to these two little guys. Familiar, as familiar as Mr. Wu wants to be."

so what……

As soon as he finished speaking, Crystal and Cirno, who happened to be running by, were caught by Aika Laiyin one by one, placed on his lap, and spanked their butts hard. They screamed and asked me with a smile.

Mr. Wu, do you want to come together and try it out?

Adhering to the principle of try or die, I pretended not to have heard of it, and it’s not like I’ve never fought before, right, so I’m not surprised.

But someone finally punished the two little brats, and the surroundings finally became a lot quieter, which was really satisfying.

It would be even better if someone could address the other big source of noise as well.

I'm talking about you, old drunkard!

Early in the morning...no, late in the morning...that's not right either. Is it really early in the morning? He's going crazy with alcohol!

Bragging about the glorious history of the past, what kind of quiet beautiful girl is full of poems and books during the day, and the peerless beautiful girl who punishes evil and eradicates evil and saves the world at night. The man who chases her can circle the playground hundreds of times. It is so funny that anyone can circle around it. No man running around the playground would chase a drunkard like you, okay?

And you are the only one who is a beautiful girl? Believe it or not, any guy here is more beautiful than you.

Of course, I mean Finny, Finny!

Anyway, please come and stop this guy's mouth, it's too noisy.

"Mr. Wu, did Fei Ni say you were looking for me?" Amidst the noise, Miss Bai Long's clear and melodious voice reached her ears without any influence.

"Ah, I just thought that it was always a chance encounter, or you called me to ask me out. It seems that I have never taken the initiative, so I planned to try to take the initiative and ask out for a drink, just like now."

I raised the orange juice in the glass. Miss Bailong blinked her beautiful eyes, raised the milk tea in her hand, and then looked at Bisi silently.

At this moment, in this atmosphere, do you think the drinks in our hands are suitable?

Bisi wiped the red wine glass and smiled at us.

Very suitable and a perfect match for you.

Looking at Bisi who was unable to get enough food and salt, Aika Laiyin and I had no choice but to clink glasses of milk tea with orange juice. It was supposed to be a hormonal social interaction between men and women in a bar under dim lights.

Forcibly turning it into a dinner party for elementary school students, and adding crystals and Cirno, the atmosphere became even more exciting.

"Oh, Mr. Wu really thinks so?"

"if not?"

"I thought maybe there was a conflict between the couple and Mr. Wu wanted to find someone to relieve his boredom?"

"I'm not bragging to you. In all the years of marriage, I have never had a conflict with my wife."

"Alas~~~"

"Why are you sighing?"

"Doesn't that mean I can't wait until Mr. Wu gets divorced?"

This should have been the most irritating conversation of the year, but when it came out of Miss Bailong's mouth, her expressions were affectionate, with the slightest hint of provocation, which made her not irritated, but instead made her fanciful and wild.

It's just... Why do you and Ariya have the same moral character? Can we be said to be mortal enemies? Both of you are looking forward to my divorce?

Especially the little mermaid, it was too much and blatant. The divorce agreement was already prepared for me. I seriously doubt that she still has a stepdaughter custody agreement in her hand, just waiting to say that only stepmothers are the best in the world.

Seeing that I just smiled and said nothing, Miss Bailong, who failed in seduction, seemed a little unconvinced. She raised her eyebrows in a rare attack, showing an aggressive attitude.

"I really want to see the woman who can make Mr. Wu fall in love with her so quickly."

Something stirred in my heart, and I was worrying about how to speak. Didn't this opportunity come to my door?

"This...isn't necessary, it's just two eyes and one mouth."

"Oh, Mr. Wu, just let me take a look, just a quick look, or are you afraid that your wife will be jealous?"

"You can rest assured that Willas is gentle and generous, and she will never be jealous." I promised, slapping my chest. If the puppy was jealous, it would have been as early as when the little fox moved here. I am sore to death.

No, maybe in the past, being jealous of a little ghost would make you sore to death. Even if social common sense and rules are different, the little dogs in the two worlds are still quite consistent in this aspect.

"Then what are Mr. Wu worried about?"

"Well... I have a little too many people in my family." And there is also your long-cherished enemy waiting for you, I added in my mind.

"Isn't this a good idea? I can also meet Mr. Wu's lovely adopted daughters."

"..." A daughter is just a daughter, there is no need to emphasize that she is an adopted daughter.

I looked embarrassed: "My family is just an ordinary family. We are not from a noble family like you, Aika Laiyin. We are always worried about doing something wrong and being rude to beautiful women."

"If you are worried about this..." Aikalai Yin's beautiful eyes wandered, and finally locked on Crystal and Cirno, who had just been taught a lesson by her and were sitting quietly.

"I will bring these two rude guys with me. This way, everyone will be rude to each other and it will be even."

"..." Well, this is the first time I have seen such a strange solution. As expected of you, Aika Laiyin.

"That won't work either." Miss Bailong frowned and then said to herself: "It will be pulled down too low by these two little guys, so take Bisi with you."

"Eh...Eh?" The little maid and bartender were caught off guard. They were stunned on the spot, and then turned red in the face, but they didn't say no in the end.

"Me, I want to sign up too, and I want to go with Meow!"

Not to be outdone, Feini raised her hands and kept jumping up on the spot, for fear that we would leave her behind. It was strange. Wasn't she always opposed to it before? Now she joins in if she can't beat him?

"What's so rare about a monkey's little shabby house." Benzina is still arrogant. With her status and financial resources, the house is built on an oil field. It's very appropriate to call my house a small shabby house. I don't have a bad temper at all. that is……

"Then don't come." Of course I didn't like her, so I immediately retorted.

"You think I'm happy?" Xiao Bian clearly had a look of disgust on his face, but he refused to let go.

"The most important thing in life is to be happy. If you don't feel happy, don't force yourself."

"Why, is there something shameful at home that you don't want me to see? Are you afraid that I will go back and tell Tia?" Benzina is not a vegetarian. When I forced her to do this, she not only did not relent, but turned against her.

Hey, I just hate it! I just want to come! Are you convinced? If you don't accept it, hit me.

"When you say that, it's true."

"Hmph, then I have to take a closer look and let Tia know your true face as a monkey."

"You don't have to go all the way, I'll show it to you right now."

I took out my mobile phone and turned it on. Three seconds later, the standby screen popped up. It was the photo of Ben Zina that I took together with the old drunkard last time. The effect was comparable to that of Ah Heiyan.

Seeing that I not only took out the photo, but also set it to the standby screen, the doll princess lost her guard at that moment. She gritted her teeth and rushed over desperately to grab the phone.

"I uploaded it to the network disk. It's useless for you to grab it. If you break my phone, I will print this photo on my clothes, front and back, and wear it when I go shopping every day."

Imagine those nerds wearing Aheiyan T-shirts. To be honest, I was also shocked. Even I was scared when I became cruel.

Not to mention Ben Zina, her movements froze, and she didn't know if the same picture as mine appeared in her mind, so she stared at me for several seconds with her deathly dark eyes. My hair stood on end, so I turned around and turned my back to everyone. In the bleak back, there was a black aura that I had no choice but to drag someone with me to die.

I finally calmed this guy down, and I breathed a sigh of relief. According to the settings, my eight-pack abs were no match for her as a witch, and I almost twisted my waist just now.

No, what I said is serious, I didn’t drive this time.

"Then it's decided, Nana is one of them." Seeing that we were done fooling around, Aikalai Yincai, the last Sir to appear, concluded his speech.

Only then did I realize that I won Ben Zina, but lost my family.

What a terrible home-stealing tactic!

"Hey, hey, hey, you all went, are you trying to isolate me?"

With a heavy weight on his shoulder, the old drunkard breathed out the intoxicating smell of alcohol, pressed his arms hard on his shoulders, leaned his head over, and squinted his eyes, as if he had found an interesting prey, showing an interesting look, and you could tell at a glance What kind of evil idea are you planning?

"Of course, as long as Ms. Kasha is willing." Aika Laiyin smiled and nodded.

No, that's my home, my home!

We are familiar with each other, even if I walk across your path and you step on my bridge, you can't... you can't overwhelm the guest, right? !

Facing the innocent-faced Miss Bai Long, who flirted with me in a cute way, the extreme beauty of contrast made me open my mouth wide, but I couldn't say a word, and I had no temper.

Suddenly he woke up and looked at a large group of people with a look of fear.

"You guys, don't you want to continue team building at my house?!"

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