Diablo Destruction

We learned from Garn that the magic compass would probably not be ready until early in the morning. As soon as we heard it, we knew that poor Taba would have to lead his research team to stay up late again.

This kind of thing is a common occurrence for mages, because in this way, we can also have a good rest for a day, get rid of the fatigue from excessive mental and physical exertion just now, and in exchange for setting off full of energy early tomorrow morning.

After bidding farewell to the overjoyed Garn and Thackeray, I went out alone and wandered on the street, looking around at the tired adventurers passing by me.

I remember that both the KFC and Hanbag teams were assigned to Lu Gao Yin City. Lu Gao Yin City has the strongest defense, and the monsters are leaderless, so the casualties are the least. I haven’t heard of any career changers being killed in the battle. news, so I was relieved.

Oh, say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here. The red curly hamburger hair that looks like his head is on fire and the neatly trimmed white hair and white beard of a gentleman are walking together. How conspicuous they are on the street...

"Hey, how are you guys?"

A group of twelve people were divided into two groups, led by Hans and Ricken, who were cursing and pushing each other into the bar. No one was willing to give way. Even the traces of hard battle all over their bodies could not stop this momentum. What a surprising spirit. It seems that my worries were in vain.

"Oh, it's Arthas... That's wrong, it's brother Wu Fan. Look, I can't change my words now."

Seeing me approaching from a short distance away, the two friends who were traveling together also gave up their childish behavior of grabbing the door and turned around to say hello.

"Everyone is in good spirits. He is indeed the future elite of the league."

"Of course!"

Ricken and Hans spoke in unison, each took a pose, and they once again shouted arrogantly in unison.

“We are the future pillars of the catering industry, how could we fail in a place like this?!!”

"..."

You two guys are still thinking about such boring things. Give up. Look, your teammates are already standing ten meters away.

By the way, I also want to pretend that I don’t know them and turn around and leave immediately.

"One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. It seems that sooner or later we will have to decide whether to live or die."

"Hmph, it's just what I want. This continent only needs one best restaurant in the world."

After realizing that the other party was "learning" to say the same thing as him, the two guys who had just said the same thing, like twins, suddenly looked at each other, and the place where their eyes met seemed to be flashing with lightning.

"I said... it's okay for you two to duel, but please don't block the entrance of the bar, okay?"

My shoulders were weak. If I hadn't stepped into the swamp called Hanken, I would have wanted to leave immediately. I couldn't afford to lose face. There should be no one here who could recognize me. , I specially changed into a cloak before coming out.

Ricken and Hans came back to their senses and glanced around. Sure enough, they were surrounded by tired adventurers who wanted to enter the bar to relax. They all stared at them with unkind expressions. If it weren't for the high-intensity fighting in the past few days, they would have been The tempers of these energetic guys have been polished off. Maybe a [friendly person] with a scarred face has come forward and dragged these two guys to a corner to discuss life.

"Ah~~~, I'm so exhausted, I really want to take a good nap!!"

Inside the bustling bar, there was a large table occupied. Hans stretched out in an inconspicuous manner, his entire upper body leaning limply on the table.

"Then go to sleep. The monster won't come back until tomorrow at the earliest anyway."

I said nonchalantly while drinking the juice handed over by the maid.

"Wrong, absolutely wrong. What I meant was a deep sleep, not this pitiful level."

Hans suddenly sat up straight, opened his arms, and opened his eyes suddenly, as if a holy light like God was emitting from behind.

"But... sleep for five days and five nights!!!"

"oh!"

I rolled my eyes and responded. Seeing Hans still maintaining the same posture as before, I suddenly felt that this guy seemed to have done something very rude to God. Wake up, you bastard, God is not the God of sleep.

"Damn it, that's why I hate this world."

"..."

What does it have to do with the world? This guy is no longer good, his brain is stuck in his buttocks.

Compared to Hans's weakness, Ricken, who was sitting next to him, had a pair of panda eyes on his tired face, but his spirit was very high. While we were talking, he had already drank three glasses of ale in a row.

"Brother Wu Fan, let me tell you..."

After wiping the foam from the corner of his mouth, Ricken kicked out sharply, put aside the lifeless Hans next to him, and moved to sit on him, as if a panda that hadn't slept for ten days and nights had eyes gleaming with excitement.

"You didn't see it at the time. Lord Seattleke was so powerful. He was so powerful. He turned into a huge tornado. Hundreds of thousands of monsters had no power to fight back. Even their attacks were bounced back. , it’s just effortless…”

His eyes were shining with extreme excitement, and Ricken was spitting. He really couldn't tell that this guy who always seemed to have the same kind and calm expression as the white-haired old man was actually a star-struck fan. .

"One person drove back hundreds of thousands of monsters, hundreds of thousands... holy shit!!"

Finally, Ricken raised his hands and sighed like a devout believer, almost without bending his knees to worship. As a result, Hans who stood up kicked him on the leg of the stool where he was sitting, and his whole body followed. The stool turned over, and the last two words came from under the table.

"Didn't you just push back hundreds of thousands of monsters? Why are you so excited? Don't you know that I have a headache?"

The tired Hans didn't have the usual elegant image of a mage. He looked like a little hooligan who dyed his hair red and made an unconventional issue. After he kicked Ricken into the trap, he kicked him under the table in anger. A few kicks.

"You guy, what do you mean by [repelling an army of hundreds of thousands of monsters]? It sounds like you are some kind of powerful character. It doesn't matter if you insult me, but if you dare to insult Mr. Seatik, I will never finish with you!!"

Ricken struggled to get up from under the table, his eyes were red, and he rushed forward to fight Hans to the death.

"I don't have this ability, but that doesn't mean no one here has it."

Hans said disdainfully while taking out his staff.

"Huh?"

Ricken was stunned for a moment, his eyes wandered a few times, and his movements froze in mid-air, as if countless question marks were popping up from his head.

"Is your head on your butt? It's right in front of you, right in front of you!!"

Hans was filled with anger and evil in his heart. He looked at Ricken's head with his staff and pointed at me with the staff.

Looking here with a confused look like he was still half asleep, Ricken seemed to have an alarm clock in his head, ticking and then ringing~~

"How come I forgot?!"

Clapping his palms, Ricken grasped his white hair that was neatly cut like a gentleman in sudden realization. He looked ashamed as if he wanted Hans to hit him a few more times.

Ricken finally remembered that Wu Fan, the brother in front of him, was the first person to repel the monster army with one person, and he also took credit for the city of Highlands. None of these honors were inferior to Seattle's. Regardless of the bigger hero in front of him, Seattle Ke was praised so much that he was really blind.

"However, I still can't imagine that that person would be you, brother Wu Fan, or an alliance elder, tsk tsk~~"

Hans's spirit of gossip seemed to be a little ignited by this. He brought his dazzling red burger head closer and looked at me up and down with the eyes of a shrewd housewife walking in the vegetable market.

"Understandable."

After swallowing the last sip of juice, I shrugged.

This principle is the same as that of a star. You need to have a sense of distance. For example, if your neighbor's little dog with a snotty nose suddenly turns into a superstar, and appears in front of you with golden light, you can immediately rise to the top. Do you feel worshipped? Maybe there is more of a sense of distortion in my heart. This is how distance creates a sense of beauty.

That's okay, if Ricken praises himself like he just praised Seattle, it will make me feel even more awkward and uncomfortable. This feeling is just right for now.

"Indeed, even though this big living person, brother Wu Fan, is standing in front of me, I still don't feel at all that this person in front of me will actually be the big hero who saves the entire Western Kingdom."

Ricken also imitated Hans and brought his face up to look at me carefully.

Hey, hey, please stop it. Don't you think it's disgusting if two grown men put their faces together? You are shameless and I still want it.

Leaning back to the chair, I distanced myself from the distance, and smiled slyly at the two big faces: "How about giving it a try?"

Ricken and Hans looked at me and I looked at you, then shook their heads as fast as they could break their necks.

After realizing the fact that there could be no idols among acquaintances, Hans sat back decadently, slumped on the table in a half-hearted manner.

"Why don't I teach you a magic that can lift your spirits? This is a trick I learned from an old librarian."

Looking at Hans’s eye-catching red curly hamburger head lying on the table, a nasty thought came to my mind...