Diablo Destruction

"oh?!"

Hearing what I said, everyone was in a state of trance, especially Hans, whose eyes were shining. I guess the weakness this guy showed earlier was not due to fatigue, but mostly out of boredom with repeated battles. Bar.

"Well, it's like this, you learn from me... Like this... Cross your hands on your chest... Yes, that's it, then clap, then lift it up, three movements, each movement reads a word... like In this way, blue~blue~road~"

"Is this magic? I didn't feel any magic fluctuations."

After seeing me complete this "weird" magic, everyone was stunned.

"Hmph, that's why I said this magic is not simple and cannot be treated with common sense."

I folded my arms across my chest, leaned my upper body back and let the two back legs of the chair support my entire weight, and gave everyone an incomprehensible look.

"I always feel that the so-called old librarian is very suspicious. And did you say before that this magic is not simple? Anyway, I won't lose anything anyway, so I'll give it a try."

Probably thinking that there was no harm in being cheated, Hans scratched his head in confusion, thought for a moment, nodded, then stood up from the chair with a bang, took a deep breath, and crossed his hands on his chest.

"Blue~~"

Clap your hands gently in front of your chest.

"Blue~~"

Put your hands in the air.

"Road~~"

"..."

Dozens of eyes nearby focused on Hans. They were all stunned, and they didn't even notice the ale leaking from the corners of their mouths.

"It seems to have no effect... Hey, brother Wu Fan?!!"

I fell down laughing under the table.

It's a pity, it would be more perfect if I put on makeup, a clown suit and a pair of bright red boots.

At this time, Hans, who was still holding his hands up stiffly, realized that more and more eyes were focused on him. His expression changed, and he clutched his chest as if he couldn't breathe.

"Damn it, I thought I had nothing to lose after being cheated. Why do I still feel like I've lost something?"

"You have lost your value as a human being, you idiot, hahahahahaha~~~"

Ricken pointed at Hans and laughed.

"I'll fight you!!"

Hans, who was in a depressed mood, couldn't help but feel angry when he saw his old enemy taunting him. A hungry tiger pounced on the food and threw the laughing Rickon to the ground. The two equally powerful enemies immediately began to fight on the ground.

What I didn't expect was that although this matter was temporarily revealed, it would be mentioned again after the Hanbag team began to rise to prominence in the Western Kingdom and became the top adventurer team that many adventurers looked up to. So at that time, Hans, who is already at the boss level in the Western Kingdom, has the nickname "Blue Road" behind him.

Ignoring the two captains who were wrestling in a ball on the ground, I turned my attention to the petite girl wearing a cape and hat next to me.

From the beginning, this little guy was staring at me. Although his gaze was hidden under his hat, the adventurer's intuition was ridiculous. If I couldn't notice such an obvious gaze, it would be better to hit him to death.

"Athios, can your body still tolerate the food?"

I can't imagine that this petite body, which is like a delicate girl of fifteen or sixteen years old, is so thin and delicate that it feels like it will break if you fall. It can actually last for ten days with almost no sleep. Survive the endless battle.

"..."

Gently put down the cloak and hat, and the long and beautiful flame-like hair poured down from the hat. For a moment, Aleus seemed to be surrounded by countless dancing elves of fire. The surrounding scenery became much brighter as her long hair and face were revealed.

Raising his petite and delicate face, Alius glanced at me blankly, and then his head, as small as a small animal, nodded.

"Not so much. I'm tired. Stand on the wall, draw the bow, draw the bow, whirring, draw the bow~~"

As if trying to make me understand, this little fu girl pinched her thumb and index finger and made a bow-drawing motion, and then her eyes flashed with excitement that made my hair stand on end.

"Everyone, sweat and blood, man's friendship, Aleus, is extremely touched and inspired, a lot of inspiration."

"..."

Why is it that the Shura battlefield should be like a warrior fighting with blood and shouting desperately, but when it comes out of the mouth of this rotten girl, my mind will involuntarily change to countless naked men with shiny oily brown skin, sweating. , what about the scene where the bulging muscles squeeze together and make disgusting moans?

Could it be...that this is the legendary fujoshi halo effect? !

"Yeah, it's so touching."

Paladin Baal, wizard Kira and others recalled the scenes of desperate protection and blooming love of comrades during the bloody battle at the city gate. They couldn't help wiping the wet corners of their eyes, and even the ice-like assassin Gris nodded lightly. nod.

If these guys could understand the true meaning of Arius's words, who knows what wonderful expressions they would show?

I originally wanted to take out the paper roll and give the dead rot girl a slap in the face, but after thinking about it, I gave up. This guy's rotten nature is not engraved in his mind, but branded on his soul, no matter how many times he slaps it with the paper roll. It's no use.

"Forget it, it'll be fine."

Instead, I gently stroked the long flaming hair on her head with my hands. When I saw Aleus narrowing his eyes in comfort and rubbing his head like a kitten, I suddenly felt that I should care about this little guy occasionally. No matter what, I was called Master so many times, although I never admitted it.

The question is, what does it mean to care? By the way, let’s start with the most basic communication, just like friends, chatting with each other about daily life and so on. So, I smiled brightly and gently patted Aleus on the slender shoulder.

"Hey, Aleus, what are you doing here alone? Why don't you tell me about your experiences these past few days, what are your feelings, etc."

"Experience...feelings?"

Aleus raised his head, with countless questions popping up in his beautiful eyes. Then he lowered his head and started thinking, thinking, thinking...

Five minutes later.

thinking……

"..."

I almost forgot, this guy is not good at talking, and he is also well versed in the Four-Character Mantra. Isn't asking like this the same as asking a cripple to run the 100-meter trapeze?

I have to find a way to remedy this.

"By the way, make it simple. Use your method and simply talk about what you have seen in the past two days." After Aleus wasted seven minutes of thinking time, I said to make up for it.

"Simple, Arius's method?"

Aleus continued to lower her head and hum. After about three minutes, just when I started to get impatient, she suddenly clapped her palms, and her face, which rarely showed any emotion, started to point up and down.

Aleus's small fingers pointed in the direction of the city gate through the wall of the bar.

"The day before yesterday, I saw a mummy."

Then, he pointed to the ground.

"Yesterday, it was sandworms."

Finally, the cute little finger pointed directly at me.

"Today, it's the teacher."

"Don't confuse me with the sandworm mummies, you bastard!!"

A crisp continuous slap sounded. Arius squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, curled up with his trembling body, looking at me with tears in his eyes and sobbing and asked.

"Complaining, complaining?"

The snap sounded again.

"Shut up, this is already my fault."

You have to understand that there are too many things to complain about in what I just said, but I tried my best to endure it, just like picking out the only grain of sand in a pile of rocks, just finding the lightest point to attack.

Sure enough, it was wrong to let this dead rotten girl get too carried away, she had to take the initiative.

"Speaking of which, how have you accomplished the task of making a hundred friends?" The devil's teaching director patted the roll of paper while I looked down at him with an unfriendly expression.

I originally thought that when I asked this, the little fu girl would shrink her trembling body into the corner even more. Unexpectedly, she suddenly stood up, slapped her clothes a few times, and raised her head like a proud bird. She straightened up her fair and slender neck like a big white goose, as if she had done something extraordinary, and looked at herself with a look asking for credit.

She dug into the pocket of her cloak, turned her little hand over, and found a four-legged thing on the palm of her hand.

"What a mess!"

I rubbed my eyes and looked at her palm again. The thing seemed to call out to me several times. Was it because I was hearing hallucinations?

"The sand frog, whose scientific name is Zipu, is distributed in oasis areas. It feeds on insects, smaller fish, and scorpions."

Aleus thought I didn't know, so he explained in a clear-cut manner.

"No, I mean, why is this thing here?"

I rubbed my forehead, wondering if I was dreaming now.

"Friend, Aleus's." A very affirmative tone.

"Find me a friend who can speak human language, you bastard!"

With a snap, the paper roll hit Aleus's head with unprecedented force.

"Quack~~"

While Arius was holding his head and moaning, the sand frog in her palm jumped suddenly and escaped from her hand.

"Wow~~, wow~~, Gutai~~"

Arius knelt on the ground in an otz posture, and stretched out his small hands weakly in the direction of the sand frog's escape, as if he wanted to use this sad posture to hold him back.

"..."

Have you even chosen a name that is full of complaints...

"Why……"

Seeing Gutai jumping up and down, wishing he had a few more legs and running away quickly, Aleus was greatly shocked.

"..."

Isn't this an obvious thing? If it were me being stuffed in the dark cloak pocket all day long, I would run away.

I continued to complain.

"grumble--!!"

The moment Gutai was escaping, his body overlapped with the sole of a barbarian who happened to turn around, causing blood to splash everywhere...

"Ah...ah..."

Screaming meaningless syllables, Aleus gradually turned to stone.

"Don't be discouraged, start over." I couldn't help but pat her shoulder.

How can I put it, this is too happy.