Diablo Destruction

"Ji~~~~~!"

With a confused look on her face, she kissed Aike Lu's eyes for a moment. At this moment, Kajie suddenly realized what she was doing. There seemed to be a light bulb flashing above her little head, and then her eyes lit up and she squinted. With eyes closed, she turned her young and sweet face towards me.

"..."

If Aikelu is still somewhat credible, then you, the little angel, are completely lying. I don’t know how the murderer who throws raw eggs at other people’s faces can do it without dirtying his own.

"In short, since I have seen it today, then Silos, Aikelu, and Kajie, if they really want to play the role, please cooperate with me. It was very reasonable to take the role player. It’s already wrong. If you don’t do it properly, don’t you think it’s too much?”

After coughing a few times, I finally took on my father's posture and asked the three little guys to sit in a row in front. Then I straightened my collar, looked solemn, sat upright, and said this matter-of-factly.

Then, after thinking for a while, I leaned close to Alukachi's ear and lowered my voice.

"I said, Sister Alukaqi, do you really want to perform on the birthday of God? Can't you consider that since Sirus and the others don't get along, just cancel it?"

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw three little guys approaching with their ears tilted, and I couldn't help but move towards them.

"Go, go, this is a conversation for adults."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Elder, this won't work. This is a key program approved by Akara personally. If Xilusi and the others really can't perform well, they can't cancel it. I will consider other candidates."

Alukachi had a gentle smile, but her tone was very firm.

What a misfortune! ! !

I covered my face and sighed.

"No, I don't want to play daddy to others."

"Chiji~~~~!!!"

Upon hearing Alukachi's words, the twins and Kajie immediately protested.

"If you don't want to, then go ahead and do it. Let me see. If it still happens like this next time, I will ask Teacher Aluka to disqualify you from playing. How about telling Dad, can you do it?"

I gently held the three girls in my arms and kissed them, and I watched them motionless.

Xilusi and Aikolu glanced at each other, and their eyes met Kajie'er unexpectedly. After looking at each other for a moment, the three of them nodded their heads at the same time, as if they had reached some agreement through the communication between their eyes, and finally turned their heads together. He looked at me and nodded heavily.

"Of course we can do it."

"grumble!!"

Very good. Looking at my well-behaved daughters, I couldn't help but smile, but there was still a faint pain behind the smile.

These words... seem to be spoken too early. I was planning to go to Akara first and ask her to cancel the show even if I was shameless. But now looking at the piercing eyes of my daughters... I really can't open my mouth. Come on, if Akara is canceled, wouldn’t their expectations and efforts be in vain?

Does this count as trapping oneself in a cocoon?

What a misfortune!

I let out another long sigh.

"Okay, that's the deal, let's go home."

As I said this, I remembered something, took out three rose candies, put one gently on Kajiel's lips, and gave the other two to Xilusi and Aikelu respectively, and then put Kajiel on her back. On the back, holding the little hands of Xilusi and Aikelu, preparing to go home.

"Sister Alukaqi, how are you? Are you free to visit my house?"

I turned around and invited Alukaki with a smile. Of course, the drunkard's intention was not to drink. Alukaki would definitely not stay at my house for too long, because Carlos's home was not far from mine. At that time, she could find any excuse, for example, Carlos was a grown man alone, so she could go over to cook dinner for him or do some laundry.

Anyway, I just want to cause Carlos some trouble... ahem, no, I just want to add a harmonious atmosphere to his deserted home.

"Okay... no, let's forget it. I have something to do later."

Of course Alukaqi understood what I meant. She stood up happily, and then sat down in frustration. It was really rare to see this beautiful nun with a usually gentle and calm face looking downcast.

"Well, that's such a shame."

I shook my head regretfully, should I tell Alukachi that Carlos was actually nearby?

I looked towards the place where Carlos was hiding just now, and found that there was no one there anymore. I probably saw that the performance was over, so I went back to prepare dinner to welcome Kajie.

Forget it, just tease him next time.

After saying goodbye to Alukaqi, before we had gone far, we were suddenly stopped by more than a dozen priest students.

The first few male students, who seemed to be a few years older than Xilusi and Aikelu, and looked somewhat handsome, looked at me cautiously.

"Could it be...could you be Mr. Elder Fan?"

They rubbed their hands together, looking a little overwhelmed.

"Well, what do you want?"

I stretched out my hand so as not to hit the smiling man. Although I felt uncomfortable being blocked for no reason, I lowered my cloak and hat and responded in a low voice. It seems that holding hands with Sirus and Aikelu was indeed too conspicuous. No one in the entire camp knew about it. These two little Gemini princesses are my precious daughters?

"It's... great. It turns out it's really you. It's such a... such an honor to meet... to meet you. I... we are all your admirers, Mr. Elder!!"

After receiving the confirmation, these priest students immediately started an uproar, and the leading ones became a little incoherent.

After all... Although it is a bit awkward, my current position as an alliance elder is equivalent to that of a national leader. If this is not enough, then Akela's image of me, who has nothing to do all day long, has made me even more... The whole thing turned into an existence like a shining and dazzling moving statue of the savior carved out of diamonds.

In addition to my wife Vilas and others, my friends Carlos, and Akara and others, there are only a few adventurers with strong nerves such as Lal, who can completely ignore my identity and fight with me. Which adventurer generally I was respectful when I met them, let alone these students who were not even adventurers.

Being treated like this makes me feel a little lonely. I really miss the days when I could take off my cloak and sit in a bar, casually chatting and bragging with other unknown adventurers.

Sighing, I came back to my senses and looked at the students with shining eyes.

"Don't worship me, just be yourselves. Redemption is greater than killing. As long as you have a kind and pure heart, you will also be heroes in the future."

"Yes...yes! Remember your teachings!!"

These young students stood up straight, looked excited, and replied sonorously, as if they were already heroes after I said this.

Hey, I don’t just give people the power of being a hero. If you want to get this honor, you have to work hard on your own. But then again, are heroes really that good? Can you ask Akara to give me three more days off every month?

I looked at these students with expressions full of fantasy and hope speechlessly. Forget it, I’d better keep these words in my heart, lest they accept the cruel fact too early. The druid Wu Fan you admire is actually just a human being. He is just a guy who only dreams about eating and waiting to die.

Well...is there anything else? If you have nothing to do, please give way quickly. I'm hungry.

Yawning, I glanced at these students who were still extremely excited and thought to myself.

It's a pity. I don't know if those words just gave them some strange power, or reckless courage. After being excited for a moment, several of the leading students suddenly took a step forward and looked at Xi Xi with gentle eyes. Ruth and Ecolu.

"..."

Uh, no, why don't you give me this set?

"Xi Lusi (Ecolu)." They took a deep breath and plucked up the courage to say.

"If I can become a hero like the elder in the future, will you choose me?" Several people said this in unison, and then looked at each other, their fighting eyes bursting into fierce sparks in the air.

"..."

Do they... feel a little too good about themselves? Do you really think that heroes are something you can easily get?

Now I really don’t even feel like complaining about them. After all, they are just a group of greenhouse flowers that have never experienced wind and rain.

"Dad, dad, let's go. If it's too late, Mother Vilas will nag Luo again."

Silos and Aikolu took my hands and walked around this group of people.

"..."

He actually ignored the other party's existence! ! !

So... so cruel, my daughter, you must be a little too cruel.

Looking at the petrified students, I broke into a cold sweat.

I remember reading an article in the original world that asked for the simplest and saddest love story to be written, and someone ended up writing it like this.

Will you marry me?

roll!

I think, if the pure request is the saddest, simply ignoring it may be more powerful than the word "Go".

"Sure...sure enough, it's still too difficult to become a hero like Elder Fan."

Behind the scenes, the male students' voices sounded like prodigal dogs, as if they were planning to give up.

"However, for Ka Jie'er, maybe the requirements can be a little lower. Speaking of which, who is Ka Jie'er's father?"

"..."

I immediately stopped and planned to go back and teach these guys a lesson. Although Kajiel's real age is probably not younger than Vilas, she looks like she is only five or six years old now. You little girlies! ! ! !

However, before I could make a move, I felt a chill behind me, and an eerie and ghostly aura.

"Well……"

This breath is...

Carlos.

I suddenly looked away, and it seemed that I didn't need to take action myself.

It turned out that this guy didn't leave, probably because Alukaqi was nearby just now, so he didn't dare to come up to him. Of course, even if he did, he would definitely be punched away by Kajier.

So, the tragedy happened.

More than a dozen students, who were muttering a second ago, were frozen by a biting chill coming from behind. They were like frogs being stared at by snakes. Their spines were trembling and they were unable to move.

"You guys all come here."

Carlos's voice, which seemed to come from the Nine Hells of the Netherworld, sounded from behind them, and then he held several of them in one hand and walked deep into the jungle.

As for the others, he was not worried at all. Who is Carlos? He is a top master in the pseudo-field, and what he is best at is speed. Even if these young students run to the ends of the world, they cannot escape his clutches.

"Dad, Uncle Carlos suddenly became so scary."

Silos and Ecolu looked back, their voices trembling. In their minds, Carlos was always a courteous paladin with a gentle smile, and... ...Well, the tragic paladin who always gets punched away by Kajiel.

"Forget it, don't worry about it, let's go back."

I gave a moment of silence for those students. Carlos, who had turned into this ghostly posture... even the laws could no longer stop him.

As expected, he is an unscrupulous daughter-in-law.

Kajier glanced back, and chirped twice cutely, with yawns written all over her angelic face.

When the pitiful screams of more than a dozen students rang out, I had already left the priest training camp with Xilusi and the others.

"Daddy daddy."

Along the way, the two little Gemini princesses were silent for a long time. One of them, Sirus, suddenly raised her head and looked at me with her round, dark eyes open.

"What's wrong? Who bullied my Xi Lusi?"

I hurriedly bent down and wiped her tears.

"Dad, does he hate us?" Xi Lusi shook her head, and her eyes that had just been wiped were immediately filled with crystal water. She was indeed worthy of the title of crybaby Xi Lusi.

"Why do you think so suddenly?"

I continued to gently wipe Xi Lusi's tears, and was dumbfounded by her inexplicable and unreasonable thoughts.

"Actually, it's just those idiots who keep pestering us."

"Yes, Xilusi and Aikolu never paid attention to them."

Aikelu next to him also helped.

This is what I was talking about.

After listening to Aikelu's words, I suddenly understood what Xilusi was talking about, and I felt like I was crying. Am I going to be jealous of those little students?

Besides, I'm not a daughter-in-law like Carlos... Wait, what exactly do you want to express? ! !

When I saw my two daughters who were as beautiful as angels, their faces turned red and they looked at me with wet eyes, I suddenly felt a little vigilant.

Then, the two little princesses transformed into disgusting angels, spread out their hands and flew toward me. They both put their arms around my neck and hung them in their arms. They raised their heads and spoke in unison with a firm tone.

"Xilusi (Aikelu) likes her father the most. She has already agreed that she will become her father's bride when she grows up."

"Chichichichi!!"

Kajier, who had candy on her back, raised a small pink fist high and shouted vaguely without losing her momentum.

"..."

What a misfortune! !

"Okay, my little baby, Daddy is really not angry."

Gently putting down the two little princesses in my arms, I said this in the most serious voice, almost without swearing.

"real?"

Silos and Aikolu blinked their crystal black eyes and looked at me motionless.

"When did Dad lie to you?"

"That's great, Sirus (Aikolu)."

The two little princesses hugged each other happily and spun around. They were also dressed in snow-white priest robes, making it impossible for others to tell who was who. Looking at it this way, it was as if one person suddenly split into two. It gives people a dazzling illusion.

"But Sirus, just saying this seems a bit insufficient, doesn't it?"

As soon as Aikolu's clever big eyes rolled, Sirus, who was connected to her soul, immediately showed a look of surprise. They all turned around and stared at me unblinkingly with their two pairs of clear and smart big eyes.

"What do you want to do? Don't tell me that you want to say something stupid like taking a shower together."

I took a step back warily.

"If...if dad wants to."

The two little princesses lowered their heads coquettishly, playing with their robes with their little hands. Their pretty faces turned red, and suddenly there was a hint of charming moist eyes. They peeked up at me from time to time. It seemed that as long as I nodded, they would immediately ignore me. He agreed without hesitation.

Gulu~~

I swallowed carefully.

I originally thought that the daughters who asked to take a bath together with pure thoughts in the past were very dangerous, but now it seems that the daughters who have gradually grown from lolita to young girls and gradually understood the difference between men and women seem to have become even more dangerous.

"Sleep together, can't we?"

Probably seeing me trying to escape, Silos and Aikelu finally stopped making things difficult for me and made their request.

"No... no problem, yes. It's been a long time since we've slept together as a family. Let's just make a bigger bed, call your mother Vilas and sister Sarah, and let the whole family sleep together. That's good. Yeah, ah haha~~~~"

I burst out laughing. As for why I was laughing, I actually didn’t quite understand, because I felt like I wanted to cry at this time.

"Woo~~"

The smiles on the faces of Xilusi and Aikelu froze, and then their lovely lips curled up.

"Dad, the big liar."

The two little princesses turned around aggrievedly and stepped forward without saying a word.

"Hey, when did I become a liar?"

I quickly chased after him.

"stupid stupid stupid!"

The melodious sounds of Sirus and Ecolu's angry voices echoed on the small road.

"..."

Huh--?

Why did I suddenly become silent when they said this?

Is it because it is irrefutable?

All in all, we are back home for now.

"Sir, come back...eh?"

Seeing that Sirus and Ecolu looked angry, Vilas looked at me in confusion.

"Have you made Sirus and the others angry? It's really rare."

"No problem, they will be happy soon."

I gave a thumbs up to Willas with some lack of confidence.

After a while, Carlos came to have a meal. Because Kajie was here, his reason for the meal this time was that he was aboveboard and confident.

During dinner, Xilusi and Aikelu had returned to their normal appearance. From time to time, they gave me a sweet smile, put vegetables into my bowl desperately, and then looked at me with happiness as they secretly touched me in pain. I ate it one bite at a time, just like usual.

Vilas and the others looked at me with admiration, unaware that I was trembling in my heart.

Because I haven’t had time to coax them yet! Conspiracy, there must be some conspiracy brewing in the minds of these two little babies. What is even more tragic is that as a father, his poor IQ is not enough to deal with even their small conspiracy.

"By the way, the help invited by Elder Akara, I heard that if nothing unexpected happens, it will arrive tomorrow."

Carlos didn't know where he got the news. He suddenly said this to me while eating, and then he diligently placed a piece of tender chicken leg on Kajiel's bowl. Naturally, he was punched away by her again.

Tomorrow?

It seems that the leisurely days are gone again, but luckily this time, Vilas and the others will also go together, just treat it as a family trip, although a ghost place like Harrogas is not worth traveling to.

I thought about it secretly.