Diablo Destruction

"By the way, Senior Brother Carlos, you didn't do anything to those priest students, did you?"

Suddenly I remembered the screams I heard when I left the training camp, and I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. After all, I was still a little flower of my motherland. If I was bullied too badly, Akara would be angry.

"Don't worry, they will never hit on Ka Jie'er again in this life... No, they are hitting on women."

Speaking of this, Carlos, who had just been kicked off the ground by Kajie's punch, immediately turned into a black-faced Mr. Bao, exuding a chilling black aura.

"Anyway, Junior Brother Wu, you have to be careful during this trip. We can bear the crystal fragments first, but if there is a shortage of manpower, you still have to come over and help at any time."

"Well, I understand, and let me go!"

I picked up the last croquette with my chopsticks, and almost at the same time, Carlos picked it up with a pair of chopsticks.

Explosions often start with an inconspicuous little spark.

"Don't you think it's appropriate to respect the elderly and care for the young?"

Carlos squeezed his chopsticks tightly, obviously not planning to give up easily.

"I don't want to be taught the principle of respecting the elderly and caring for the young by someone who comes here to eat." I didn't give in at all.

"Aren't you already full? Kajiel likes croquettes." Carlos blushed, but for the sake of his daughter, he still shamelessly did not let go of his chopsticks.

"Xilusi and Aikelu just kept putting food into my bowl. They barely ate much."

Don't think that you are the only one who has a daughter, I do it for my baby girl too, you bastard! !

"hey-hey."

"Hmm."

It was obvious that both I and Carlos, who was sitting across from me, were on fire at the same time.

That's right, this is a man's battle! !

"Well...there are many more in the kitchen."

Willas looked at the tug-of-war between the two pairs of chopsticks on the dining table, and her expression became troubled.

"Stop talking, this is a man's war."

I stood up, put my big feet on the chair, and locked eyes with Carlos.

"Although I don't think this kind of thing can be described as a man's war, I won't let go easily, Junior Brother Wu!!"

Carlos shouted and stood up.

For the sake of my daughter! ! ! ! !

"Ah woo~~"

With this cute "Ah woo~~" sound mixed with a nasal sound, the little ghost suddenly poked his head up and bit a notch in the croquettes that were standing in a stalemate above the table.

"I'm full, I'm full~~, Hua~~"

Patting her belly, this little saint had eaten at least one-fifth of all the food on the table, and had eaten enough food to fill the stomachs of two barbarians. She stretched out with satisfaction, her body glowing. He suddenly floated up from the chair, leaving Carlos and I who were instantly petrified, and flew back to our room. It seemed that he was about to start sleeping mode again.

No, it doesn't matter, the little ghost only bit a third of it! !

Glancing at the croquettes above, a sharp look flashed in Carlos and I's eyes at the same time, and the tug-of-war continued.

"Dad, dad, come on~~"

Seeing that I was fighting for them so hard, Xilusi and Aikelu couldn't help but look at me with affectionate eyes and cheer me up.

Oh oh oh oh! !

Player [Druid Wu Fan], morale +2.

Endless power surged into the body, ahhhhhh! ! ! Show off your clothes, Ken [Beep] Lang, and watch my Wuxiang Yusheng - Beidou Fried Pancake Fried Meat Boxing! !

"It's not that easy!!" Carlos also got excited.

"I have my support too!!"

"Jiji~~jiji~~~"

Kajier spread out her cute white angel wings, waved her knife and fork and joined the cheerleading team.

Humph, Carlos, you are too naive.

Look at both sides, even if Kajiel supports you, the most you can get is: player [Paladin Carlos], morale +1 bonus, but I have two here.

That's right! This is strength in numbers. I have two precious daughters! ! ! !

Besides...

"Ji~~"

Kajiel made a childish sound while flying towards me.

"No! Kajiel, I am fighting for you. How can you betray me at this time?"

Carlos screamed in despair.

Player [Paladin Carlos], morale -max.

"There is a flaw!!"

I roared loudly and took action.

"Damn it, don't think that I will lose to you like this, Junior Brother Wu, I, I am known as the Holy Knight who can survive strong even if I am betrayed by my daughter!!"

Carlos turned despair into strength, exploded in an instant, and picked up a dish on the table to block my attack.

Well done, Brother Carlos.

At that moment when the swords and swords clashed with each other, I cast my gaze in approval.

Hum, Junior Brother Wu, you are becoming more and more insidious.

Carlos smiled coolly.

But...

I closed my eyes gently, this is the posture of a winner.

I wonder if you have ever heard of the saying that it is difficult to guard against house thieves if you guard against them day and night?

All the punches and stuff are all feints! My trump card is! !

"Kajiel, attack!!"

"Boom!!"

Kajiel, who didn't know when she lurked next to Carlos, waved her delicate little fist and punched Carlos high into the air.

ko!

perfect! !

Player [Druid Wu Fan] completely defeated [Paladin Carlos].

"Kajiel, be good~~"

Hugging Kajeel, who had done great things and jumped into my arms to be coquettish, I divided the remaining two-thirds of the croquette into three parts. Taking into account my weight, Velas and the others cut the croquette into the same size. The ones are relatively large, so even if the two-thirds are divided into three parts, each part will not be too small for little Xilusi and the others.

At this time, Veras walked out of the kitchen, holding a plate the size of a washbasin in both hands. The croquettes on the plate were piled on top of each other, half a meter high! !

"Sir, don't argue. I brought out all the croquettes. Look, there are so many...oh?"

Her last word had turned into confusion...or maybe I should say stiffness.

What caught Vilas's eyes was the messy dining table and dishes on the floor, and the wry smiles of Linya and Sarah who had already stepped aside.

Of course, there is also Carlos who fell to the ground and seemed to be dying because his heart was full of despair, and the father of the twin princesses of Loli Angel who was surrounded by a warm pink atmosphere and shared a piece of croquette. Female quartet.

Click——

If you listen carefully, you may be able to hear the sound behind Vilas's extremely stiff smile, as if something is broken in her head.

After being stiff for a moment, Veras took a plate filled with croquettes, turned a corner, and walked towards the door. Although the smiles on her faces remained gentle, Sarah and the others began to tremble, and at the same time they tiptoed back to the room. .

"Leona, I give these all to you."

He squatted down gently and stroked the head of the golden puppy who had just come back from outside. He watched her happily bite the heavy plate in her mouth, then walked away, and finally disappeared from sight.

At this time, Vilas turned around and faced the messy room again. She held a pan in her empty hands at some point, lowered her head, and half of her pretty face was shrouded in the shadow of her hanging bangs. , shoulders shaking constantly.

"Those who waste food will be punished by God!!"

"Ah~~~~~~~~~~"

Under the bright starry sky in Rogge Grassland, a tragic scream came from somewhere.

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"Dear Wu, you look like you are not in good spirits."

The next day, in Akara's little black shop, when he saw me hanging my head and looking dejected, Akara couldn't help but asked with concern.

"It's okay. It's like being hit by a pan at a speed of nine times per second. It's completely okay." I subconsciously touched my head.

"It sounds like it's impossible to be okay." Akara couldn't help but wipe the sweat from his forehead.

"I believe you have heard that the help from the second world is coming today. It is necessary to come all the way to trouble the other party. I want to go and greet it in person. Don't you think so?"

"Well, just do whatever you say."

I shrugged my shoulders weakly.

Then, under the leadership of Akara, we came to the teleportation station and stood on the stage for a while while Akara looked at the time.

"It's almost time."

As soon as he finished speaking, white light flashed on the teleportation array.

"..."

If I could go back to the original world, I would kidnap Akara no matter what. With such strong prediction ability, it would be a pity not to let her buy lottery tickets.

Then, two figures, one large and one small, walked out of the white light.

The tall figure is a strong man, wearing relatively simple armor, but his aura is very extraordinary. Standing in front of him, you feel breathless, as if you are facing a copper wall and iron... …No, it’s an iron wall.

He has a square face with a Chinese character and a thick beard on his chin. Because he is not wearing a helmet, you can easily see his short straight hair. When he is silent, he makes people feel calm and majestic. Taking a step this way is like a mountain pushing towards you.

Standing next to her is a wizard wearing a casual jumpsuit. He doesn't have many adventurer decorations, and his hands don't hold a staff tightly. He looks like a mature and beautiful face of a young woman in her twenties, enough to match her. The beautiful priest Alukachi in the priest training camp is comparable.

It seems that this young and beautiful elder sister or aunt is - of course, if she is based on the official age, maybe it is not an exaggeration for me to call her grandma. In the dark world, you cannot call her according to her age, otherwise she will be rejected.

She doesn't seem to have any outstanding strength. Compared with the imposing Paladin man next to her, she is like an inconspicuous stream next to a big mountain. However, only those who have reached a certain level of strength can feel that the surrounding people are... The strong flames and freezing elements surrounding the seemingly slender beauty are almost breathtaking. If she is like a stream, it is a stream with a giant ice and fire dragon hidden under the water.

An ice and fire wizard? It is relatively rare, because ice and fire are difficult to fuse. If they do not have considerable talent and self-confidence, and also have the spirit to endure hardships and explosions (no explanation), generally no wizard will choose this path.

"Welcome to Camp Rogge. It's really hard work to come back all the way to satisfy an old woman like me."

"No, no, it's an honor for both of us to be appointed by Great Elder Akara."

The wizard smiled brightly, bowed his head respectfully and replied.

"Yes, Great Elder Akara, we are here for a holiday, hahaha~~uh!!"

With a bang, the strong paladin was hit with a heavy elbow on the waist by the beautiful wizard. He instantly bent over with a dark face and screamed silently.

The sorcerer still looked gentle and smiling, as if nothing had happened. Was he bullying Akala into blinding him? Do you think I can't see her movements clearly?

It seems that she is another strong young woman.

I scratched my head. It seemed that most of the couples I knew had the problem of strict spousal control. For example, Lal and Carlos. It seemed that only the Dhruv couple I met at the beginning of the adventure were more normal. Speaking of strict spousal control, The customs of the Dark Continent?

"Introduction, this is the partner who will be with you in the next few months and the husband of the child, Druid Wu Fan."

Akara introduced us with a smile.

"Wu, these two are the helpers from the second world, the wizard Karina and the paladin Gott."

"Hello, you are able to come all the way to help my wife Alice. On behalf of our husband and wife, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to both of you."

I protected my chest with one hand, bent down slightly, and smiled friendly at the two masters in front of me.

"You are the famous mainland twin, the youngest elder in the history of the alliance, and the druid Wu Fan who claims to have reached the level of domain strength."

The wizard Karina looked at me without blinking, full of curiosity.

I glanced at Akara in confusion. It seemed that my reputation had not spread to Harrogath in the second world in an exaggerated manner, and it must have reached such a detailed level.

"Sorry, without your consent, I have sent some of your information when I sent out the invitation. The three of you will spend some time together to protect Alice's upgrade. I want each other to know some information about each other. , wouldn’t it be better?”

Akara gave me an apologetic look.

"No problem at all."

I nodded, this was the best, as it would save me having to spend my time explaining it, and I also believed that Akara only gave them some external information about me, and would definitely not give out more confidential information.

Having said that, do I really have so-called confidential information? This is a problem.

"Can't you tell? Is it really that exaggerated?"

Paladin Gaut seemed to be a familiar person. As he said this, he stepped forward a few steps, with a strong body that was a full head and a half taller than me. He stood next to me and patted his shoulders.

"Dong-dong-dong-"

Every time I fall, there is a dull sound like the sound of blacksmithing coming from a blacksmith shop. I feel that if I were not standing on the hard teleportation array platform, but on the soft mud, my knees might have been beaten into the mud by now. Inside.

"..."

Why do these big guys like [nailing people] so much? The same goes for barbarians and paladins. Isn't there a gentler way to say hello?

"Dang——!!?"

This time it was Paladin Gaut's turn to make a dull sound from his body. His face darkened, he covered his butt and grinned, jumping three feet high.

how to say? This Paladin Gott suddenly gave me a strong sense of déjà vu - he looked very calm and majestic with a straight face, and his eyes were as sharp as a samurai, but he always exposed his idiotic nature at critical moments, like A certain gorilla that escaped from the Shinsengumi.

"I'm sorry, my Gott can't speak well, please don't be offended, Elder."

Karina blinked her eyes, with a deep smile in her eyes, and she sounded pleasant, but she didn't seem to really acknowledge me.

That's why I said these experts are not very beneficial.

"Don't stand here, let's talk as we walk."

Akara didn't seem to notice the situation. With a tap of his crutch, he turned around and walked out of the teleportation array.

Soon, we arrived at Akara’s small tent.

"Wu, can you bring Alice here so that you two can meet?"

After sitting down, Akara turned around and said to me first.

"I...let's give it a try."

Hesitatingly answering, I lowered my head slightly, took off the necklace from my neck, and shouted at the gem pendant.

"Hey~~, little ghost, get up, the sun is going to scorch your butt~~"

Akara smiled unsurprisingly, while Karina and the Gotters looked at my actions with surprised eyes.

After shouting several times, there was no movement from the pendant.

Very good, I originally wanted to show you a bit of the majesty of a saint in front of the guests.

I took a deep breath, grabbed the necklace, shook it once, twice, three times...

With a "pop" sound, an unknown white object suddenly fell from the small pendant in the eyes of the Gaut couple with their mouths wide open. Before it hit the ground, I picked it up and pulled the petite and soft pendant. body in his arms.

"Woo~~"

Feeling the stranger's magnetic field, the little ghost opened its eyes suddenly without me calling, and slipped out of my hand with a squeak like a slippery loach. Its light body swayed behind me, using my body as a shield. A pair of silver eyes full of coldness and vigilance appeared on the shoulders, looking at Karina and Gott opposite.

"What a cute girl."

Karina couldn't help but exclaimed when she looked at the little ghost that was looking at her like a beast. What shocked her even more was the holy light emanating from that petite body that slightly illuminated the entire tent. It was obviously not very powerful, but the pure holy aura gave the two people a suffocating and oppressive feeling as if an angel had descended.