Diablo Destruction

"Speaking of this, I remember a name."

I slowly raised my head and looked at the distant sky. My eyes seemed to pass through the blurred sky, returning to the distant memory and distant place.

"Kaqiu...Sha."

Then, in the treasure box deep under the tree filled with memories, I found this name on a small fragment.

"Huh? Katyusha...what is it?"

Gott questioned the words that suddenly popped out of my mouth.

"Katyusha..."

After looking away for a moment, I suddenly clapped my hands.

"Hmm... he's probably a type of shark. He likes to eat canned saury. He's good at jumping through fire rings. Occasionally, he'll make a pop and shoot a howitzer from his mouth. That's probably right."

"What is canned saury? What about jumping through fire rings? And what about that sizzling howitzer? Are there such strange sharks in this world? This is too strange, although I am a little bit I don’t know, and I’m not qualified to protest, but Wu, should you recall it carefully? Did you make a mistake? This sounds like a girl or the name of a song or something strange. Are they connected?"

"You, a guy who doesn't even know who Katyusha is, stop talking nonsense."

After coughing a few times, I pointed at the gorilla with a superior look and scolded him, yes, how could my memory be wrong? When I was practicing the national anthem at home when I was young, my neighbors came over to praise me and said that if I could even remember the Russian songs, I would definitely become a promising child when I grow up. Although I don’t know what they meant, in any case, it should be... You're right to compliment me on my memory.

"Eh...Eh? Is Katyusha common sense? I didn't expect that I have such a blind spot in knowledge, oh oh oh oh!!!"

Seemingly suffocated by my energetic appearance, the Gorilla, believing it to be true, held its head and let out a pitiful cry of ignorance.

"Speaking of Katyusha..."

Although he doesn't want to pay attention to this gorilla who always likes to interject in this key place, he seems to want to make up for this blind spot of "common sense". He is now looking up to the teacher like a student eager for knowledge, with an expression on his face. He sat in front of me solemnly, listening to the fragments of my unreliable memories with his ears raised.

There was nothing he could do. If he could keep his mouth shut, it wouldn't matter if he listened.

"When you think of Katyusha, don't you immediately think of RPGs?"

"Huh? r...rpg?"

Gott opened his eyes full of curiosity and raised his hands in protest.

"Teacher Wu, although I don't know where you went wrong, I always feel that you made mistakes in all aspects."

"That student over there, don't be wordy. He is the most pathetic person who doesn't even know common sense about RPGs."

I mercilessly pushed Gott, who was bound by the cobweb of common sense, into the abyss of ignorance.

"Listen up, the so-called RPG is the abbreviation of rose, play, and game. Do you know? To put it simply, it is a role-playing game, do you understand?"

As if the words "Role Playing Game" made of fireworks appeared in the sky, I pointed my finger upwards and announced proudly.

Although I don’t quite understand the other meanings of RPG, but this is the only thing that, as a senior nerd, even a fool will not remember it wrong, even if the terrible mountain of English is blocking the way! !

"Sorry, teacher, I didn't understand at all. I'm such a fool." Gott shed tears of despair and banged his head on the ground.

"Never mind, I never expected an orangutan to understand."

I shrugged helplessly and sighed, and continued to look far away, rummaging through the treasure box of memories for fragments.

"When it comes to role-playing games, we have to mention another game. Yes, one of my spiritual food, the beautiful girl love game, or galgme for short!!"

But...recently, don't you feel that a sad trend is spreading? Recently...more and more gay friends are choosing the route. The slightest slip of the hand will lead to blindness. Even the hand specially equipped to prevent this Titanium alloy dogs are blinded.

Thinking of this, I fell to my knees weakly, tears streaming down my face.

"What...what are you doing?"

Probably because he didn't hear the pronunciation of galgame clearly, Gao Te hesitated on the pronunciation of the word "ga".

"That's right, this is it!!"

Suddenly, I jumped up from the ground and let out a tragic cry.

"This sword will be called [The Sword of Mephisto] from now on!!"

As the echoes of each sentence rippled in the sky, slowly, the question mark on the sword disappeared, replaced by the three words "Gay".

Gott was stunned.

"Teacher, what does being gay mean?"

"Shut up, you just have to smile at this point."

He patted Gott's shoulder hard, and then put the successfully named crystal dagger back into the inventory.

"I didn't understand what you were talking about from the beginning, you bastard!!"

Gott, who had been spinning in the abyss of ignorance, broke out. "

"..."

It seems that the orangutan was suppressed to death, no wonder he couldn't understand. In fact... I just wanted to find fault with Mephisto from the beginning.

"Eh? Look at the other side!!"

I suddenly pointed into the distance and looked over intently.

"Don't try to change the subject. If you don't explain clearly what being gay is today... Huh?"

Gott thought I wanted to leave the topic, so he glanced disdainfully in the direction my finger pointed, but he also exclaimed.

The land... well, it should be said to be lava. It was floating along the ice floes under our feet. I don't know when we returned to the lava zone, which is the area of ​​the Styx Cave.

I remember that after leaving the Styx Cave area, I should have been running in one direction, and it was impossible to go back.

After thinking about it, I suddenly realized that this entire sea of ​​​​magma area is just a projection. Naturally, it cannot be as boundless as the real sea of ​​​​magma in hell. I estimate that this should be a closed space. To put it simply, it is. Like the earth, if you walk in a straight line, sooner or later you will return to the starting point.

With only this possibility, I will never admit that my sense of direction is wrong.

All in all, it’s easy to go back to the Styx Cave area. Although you can use the scroll to return to the city even if you can’t find it, but still, we have to make a teleportation array from Harrogath to the Arreat Plateau, and then work hard Running for several hours to get back to the entrance of the Styx Cave would take a lot of time.

Seeing a familiar place, Gott couldn't help but wave his hands desperately like a savage who had been besieged on an isolated island for decades and yelled to the other side. As a result, someone actually responded to his cry for help - a A large group of Styx temptresses with flapping wings and the Blood King carrying a pair of large axes were gathering on the opposite bank with a grin, waiting for the ice floes under our feet to float by.

"..."

Occasionally, I would have the urge to kick this idiot into the sea of ​​lava.

After returning to the shore, we eliminated the monsters that had welcomed us with warm eyes on the shore early, and we hurried along with Gott. After nearly half an hour, we finally returned to the exit of the Styx Cave.

Seeing the teleportation array shining with scarlet light, both Gott and I let out a long breath. Although it had only been more than two hours since we entered the cave, it was nothing compared to our usual experience. , but the two of us felt as if we had been there for several years, feeling the "colorfulness" of life, and feeling the emotion of greeting God from the bottom of our hearts.

Returning to Harrogath, the sun has barely risen, and the surrounding scenery still retains a hint of darkness. The storm at night has subsided a lot, and the entire Arreat Plateau is shrouded in the tranquility and tranquility of the early morning.

When we returned to the ice cave we dug, we unexpectedly bumped into Veras, who was standing at the door of the ice cave, humming a sweet tune and scrubbing the pan under the pure white ice and snow.

"Woo~~~~!!"

Raising her head, her eyes fell on me. Veras held the pan in her arms, puffed her cheeks slightly, and looked at me angrily.

"..."

Seeing her posture, especially the golden pan in her arms, Gott and I both took a step back.

No, I met the person I least expected to meet right now.

Gott was even more desperate and showed a mournful expression as if he was going to be shot back to Harrogath with this murder weapon.

Then, Vilas's face softened, and she sighed slightly. With a helpless smile that was as if it was reflected by the dazzling light of the rising sun on the snow, making people unable to look directly, she walked up and stretched out her hand. My little hands carefully arranged the tie of the cloak tied crookedly around my neck.

"Sir, welcome back. Go back and have a good rest. Breakfast will be ready soon."

"It's fine."

Looking at Willas's pretty back, Gott suddenly showed a sad expression.

"If my Lina had one-tenth of Vilas's... no, even one percent of the gentleness..."

"If so... so what? My dear?"

Behind me, there was a smile that took over from Gott, but it made us tremble suddenly.

Looking back, Karina was standing behind us with a smile, looking at her husband with kind eyes.

"Lina...that...I...I was just talking casually."

Gott's calves had begun to tremble.

"Indeed, when it comes to gentleness, even a hundred of me can't compare to Willas. It seems that I really need to learn from her on this point."

Suddenly, Karina's tone took a big turn, and it seemed to be a twist, which made Gott show a surprised expression, as if she wanted to strike while the iron was hot, and turn Karina into a gentle and virtuous woman in one fell swoop.

"Yes, yes, study hard, study hard."

Not knowing that this was a trap, he responded by nodding his head like a chicken pecking at rice.

What a pathetic guy, he was easily manipulated. I looked at Gott with pity, and then looked at Karina with awe, and then slowly moved away from Gott.

"Then, let's learn from the scene just now. My dear, do you want me to fix the ties of your cloak?"

Karina used a soft voice and slowly approached Gott. Gott, who had no idea that the scythe of death was already on his neck, was stunned by the unprecedented gentleness of his wife in front of him. He could only He nodded vigorously.

Then, Karina, who came to Gott, slowly stretched out her hand towards the other person's neck. Under Gott's ecstatic gaze, she grabbed his neck and slowly raised him, lifting his body into the air.

"..."

Gott, who has not yet come to his senses, showed a confused expression, his eyes saying: Lina, you seem to have grabbed the wrong place.

"Oops, really?"

Karina looked up and smiled softly.

"But, your lace is too tight, you have to untie it to tie it again."

Gott, who started to hold his breath, continued to nod.

"But, I always feel that before you can tie your cloak just right, you have to untie the knot in your mind first, otherwise it will be useless no matter what you do, are you right, my dear?"

When Gott saw Karina's murderous smile, he finally showed an expression of fear.

“I’m so sorry for marrying an ungentle wife!!!!”

After leaving Gott and sneaking away, I only heard Karina's angry scolding from the door of the cave, then Gott's mournful cry, and finally a click, returning to silence.

I wish you to become a Buddha soon.

Silently making a sign of a cross on my chest, I mourned for Gott for a blink of an eye, and then with a smile on my face, I held the little angel Sarah in my arms and kissed her soft and smooth face. Take a bite.

Then, while eating breakfast, for some reason, Gott seemed to have changed his job as a son of shadow. He sat alone in the corner with his back to us, his back shrouded in gray. From far away, he could hear the drumming of his stomach and He made a swallowing sound, but he firmly stated that he was full just by breathing the fresh air in such a cheerful Harrogas morning.

After taking a short rest, we entered the Cave of the Styx again and looked at the dark red world. Although Gott and I had just left for less than an hour, we couldn't help but feel a sense of change in the sea and the changes in things and people.

If there is time, when the temple destroyed by the demon is rebuilt, Gott and I plan to continue the mischief of the altar in the depths, even though the most precious things there are the [kind] things left by the predecessors. There are no messages left, but we believe that as long as there are still idle adventurers in this world, this preciousness can be accumulated again over time. In a few decades, this place will become a new place. place of memories.

Well, I must admit that not wanting to be the last fool is one of the reasons that prompted Gott and me to continue this rumor...

Oh, right.

I suddenly remembered something and stopped the girls who were getting ready to go.

Then, he searched in the inventory, took out the dark gold giant war hammer that exploded from the body of the mini-boss Styx temptress, and handed it to Linya. Only her level could equip this hammer. Strong weapons.

"Wu, are you thinking... it's impossible? No matter how hard you say it, it's impossible for a mage to equip such a weapon... to be able to pick it up?!!!"

Before Gaut finished speaking, he saw Linya taking the giant war hammer. At first, she could feel her little hand visibly sinking when she held the giant war hammer, but then, she skillfully Waving.

"..."

The Gaut couple, who were about to ascend the throne of Emperor Danding, had their golden bodies broken again, their mouths opened wide, and their expressions became dull.

After all, this melee hammer requires 80 points of strength and 60 points of agility. Even a general level 40 melee profession may not be able to afford it if the equipment on it is not good enough. Then, there is A living mage is wielding this giant war hammer to challenge their nerves.

The Gaut couple who don't know the truth can't think in their brains.

In fact, originally, Linya was a bit weak with this giant war hammer. Even with the bonus of soul interlocking and wearing a full set of high-grade equipment, her attributes were only 86 points of strength.

I have said before that if the strength attribute just meets the requirements of the equipment, it will be more difficult to use. However, this giant war hammer has an additional 30 points of strength, allowing Lin, who could only barely use it, to use it. Ya, I feel so relaxed.

Therefore, there will be a scene where when you just take it, your hand will feel heavy, and then you will immediately wave it like an arm.

Linya, who was equipped with a dark gold giant war hammer, even if she didn't need the poisonous flower vine bracelet, after Karina added flame enhancement to the weapon, she could hit an enemy with one strike. Therefore, Linya handed over the poisonous flower vine. Gave it to the Sanwu Princess with lower attack power, so that their overall upgrade speed can be accelerated by one point.

On the other side, in the city of Harrogas, three men and one woman were striding through the crowd. The girl in the lead was particularly eye-catching with her beautiful appearance and furry fox ears and tail...