Diablo Destruction

"The eldest sister seems very happy."

Behind him, Paladin Malagby whispered to the wizard Cook who was walking next to him, and then his eyes fell on the girl walking in front.

The beautiful and supple brown fox tail was swinging excitedly, and the cute plush fox ears on the head, which were also brown but with a bit of white tip, also twitched from time to time.

With decades of experience in getting along, Malagbi swore in the name of his grandfather that his captain, Sister Lucia, was in a very good mood now.

"There's no need to ask." Cook rolled his eyes.

"Let me ask you, where did Sister Lucia go just now?"

"Huh? Didn't you go to Lord Mara's place? Don't treat me like an idiot, you bastard."

Feeling underestimated, Malagby took advantage of his strength and deliberately grabbed the collar of Cook's mage robe and shook it.

"Ahem, let go, you idiot, you are an idiot."

Not to be outdone, Cook pulled out the mage's staff and stabbed Malagby hard on the belly. As a result, one bent over and hugged his belly, while the other wheezed and coughed. It can be said that both sides were hurt, and Lucia, who was walking in front, looked particularly special. The eye-catching team is even more popular among onlookers.

"A couple of idiots."

Bai Lang murmured with a cold face, and walked around the two of them while keeping a distance to show their distance.

"Wha...what?"

Malagby and Cook looked at the white wolf angrily, and then Malagby turned his attention to Cook.

"Tell me, who said I'm an idiot?"

"Yes, do you want to ask Sister Lucia?" Kurt sneered.

"..." Malagbi was speechless and looked away.

It was also the experience of getting along with her for many years that made Malagbi know that if she really went to ask like that, even if Lucia was in a good mood, it would not prevent her from making an unequivocal evaluation of "idiot".

"Okay, let's get back to the point. You haven't told me yet why Sister Lucia is so happy."

After coughing twice, Malagby obviously wanted to change the subject, and Kurt, who felt he had the upper hand, was happy to continue explaining to the idiot Malagby.

"Did you really not hear what Mala-sama and Lucia said?"

"Ah...I was playing with those bottles and jars." Malagby scratched the back of his head and giggled.

Is this guy still a kid playing in the sand?

Looking at Malagby like this, Kurt couldn't help but worry about the future of the team.

"Ahem, listen carefully, Master Mara said..."

Kurt pretended to be serious and looked at Malagby, making the other party uncontrollably nervous.

"Master Mala said that Malagbi will stay and help me pick herbs from now on. You can find another paladin partner."

"No~~~~~~~, why me?!!!" Malagubi looked up to the sky and held his head in his arms, screaming miserably.

"Yeah, because, you see, isn't it? Because there is a word [horse] at the beginning, maybe Lord Mara feels very kind to you and treats you as his own grandson."

Kurt gave a thumbs up cheerfully.

"I don't want such kindness! And if that's the case, why does Sister Lucia look so happy? Could it be..."

With tears streaming down his face, Malagbi stretched out his hand to grab the petite figure waving his tail in front of him, only to feel that the distance between them was getting farther and farther, and finally he was swallowed up by the bottomless black hole whirlpool.

Could it be... am I a burden?

"Be strong, maybe you can usher in a new life. Oh my, Lady Mara is very popular in Harrogath. If you stay with her, you might be immediately noticed by some beautiful barbarian. , bid farewell to the miserable single life."

Kurt continued to add insult to injury.

"I don't want any barbarian beauties...well, but if it's Qiaxi...no, what qualifications do you have to criticize me, you virgin wizard!!"

Malagby suddenly pointed angrily at Kurt.

"Wha...what? You have the guts to put the thing that matters most to me...you bastard!"

Kurt, who was enjoying the pleasure of teasing, immediately tasted the bitter consequences of Malagubi's counterattack. He covered his heart in pain and stared at the opponent as if he was seeing a bull in red cloth.

"Hmph, how about it, do you want to have a party?"

Malagubi bowed his body slightly, like a full-strung arrow containing powerful power. He held his claws in both hands and traced the trajectory of the Pegasus constellation in the void.

"Let you taste the pain of my Pegasus Gobi Fist again."

"That's what I should say, eat my blue and white striped underwear."

Kurt's face was as solemn as if he were on a pilgrimage. He took a deep breath, tied the loose mage robe firmly around his waist with a belt, and slowly clasped his fists with his hands high above his head, making his erect body look more like In the shape of a water bottle, he yelled out the name of the move with wide-eyed anger.

There were two "bumps". It was not that the two's ultimate moves hit each other, but that Lucia, who did not know when to sneak behind their butts, kicked each of them in the buttocks.

"You two guys, why are you acting like idiots on the street?"

I don't know when Lucia's charming and seductive face was covered with a sneer, wagging her fluffy fox tail, one hand on her hip, glaring at the two of them and cursing loudly.

"And what's the point of such an embarrassing name? If you don't explain it clearly, I will send you to the Twin Seas offshore fishing vessel!!"

"No, Sister Lucia!!"

Malagubi and Kurt were immediately scared to death. With the navigation technology of the Dark Continent, the so-called ocean fishing boat is simply a kind of punishment. Generally, only death row prisoners who have made a life and death contract will be sent aboard. If you are lucky, Only by winning that 1% survival rate and getting back a large number of precious fish from the open sea can he be pardoned.

"Sister Lucia, you have to make the decision for us. Actually...it's actually like this..."

The two of them were like abandoned newlyweds, kneeling on the ground with tears in their eyes, accusing someone of their sinful history.

The tragic story happened when they didn't know much about someone's attributes. Three people who met by chance in a bar got together, chatted and bragged with each other, and then a slightly drunk person revealed the hidden identity of the singer, Malag. Bee and Kurt naturally didn't believe it, and were angered by the other's arrogant words of "sing until you are convinced", so they made a bet.

Then, the two people gave in and fulfilled their bet. Their favorite moves were forced to be given such humiliating names, and they were required to shout out loudly when performing them.

Lucia: "..."

Even the idiot duo Malagby and Kurt wouldn't have such vulgar taste. If it were the bad guy, everything would make sense.

Thinking of this, Lucia wanted to be angry, but her lips curved into a sweet arc uncontrollably.

"Look, Sister Lucia is here again."

At this time, Malagby and Kurt were surprisingly in tune, as if they were suddenly on the same front.

"Damn it, this is intentional, is it intentional? Doesn't she know that this kind of light is like the devil and the holy light to us?"

The two miserable single men seemed unable to bear the sweet light emanating from the pregnant girl. They screamed and turned away, covering their faces with their arms.

"Ahem, tell me why the fight suddenly started again."

Lucia, who felt she had lost her composure, quickly retracted her silly smile, coughed a few times, and regained her captain's power.

"By the way, Sister Lucia, are you trying to get me to leave the team?"

Malagby finally remembered this important matter, and couldn't help crying, looking at Lucia longingly.

"No, I never said anything like that."

Lucia, who was filled with joy, rarely used her little devil character to tease Malagbi, but directly denied it.

"Kurt~~~~~You guy!!!"

Malagby immediately understood what was going on, roared and rushed towards Kurt.

"Humph, I don't care about you anymore."

Lucia, who had roughly understood what was going on, hummed coquettishly, and strode away, waving her proud and beautiful tail, as if there was something urgent.

"I'm telling you, I'm just telling you."

The wizard faced the paladin, and in the unfavorable situation of close combat, Kurt finally wisely chose to surrender.

"Actually, it's like this. Lord Mara said that Wu also came to Harrogas a few days ago, and then Sister Lucia xdd~~~~"

"So that's it, no wonder Sister Lucia xdd~~~~"

"xdd~~~~"

"xddd~~~~~~"

Kurt and Malagby kept whispering to each other, and from time to time, with lewd expressions on their faces, they cast their thoughtful gazes far ahead to the fox's tail that was shaking excitedly as it moved away.

If these words are heard by adventurers passing by nearby, then before tomorrow, the bar will definitely be filled with "Stories One and Two that the Alliance Elders and His Highness Tianhu Have to Tell", "The Alliance Elders' lingering feelings are still lingering, and they are chasing after each other" His Highness Tianhu came to Harrogath to force someone to do something powerful", "Beautiful girls love heroes, His Highness Tianhu seduces, the whole story of civil strife in the alliance elders' harem", "Shocking!! His Highness Tianhu is pregnant out of wedlock, the identity of the child's father is self-evident ", "Illegitimate daughter? The alliance elder and His Highness Tianhu are walking on the street together. Who is the girl in his arms for? (Picture attached)" and other such gossip.

Then, wait until tomorrow, these gossips will turn into more nonsense gossips such as "Man and God are outraged! The alliance elders forced His Highness Tianhu to become pregnant", "Forbidden love! His Highness Tianhu seduced the illegitimate daughter of the alliance elders".

Back at the hotel, Lucia had gone to nowhere, but a moment later, White Wolf, Malagby and Kurt received her message and were called over.

In front of the three people, there were more than ten vegetable boxes.

"You guys try it."

White Wolf: "..."

Kurt: "..."

Malagby: "..."

Although they have always known that their captain is an activist, this energy is too...

And the most important thing is that these things are very subtle in terms of taste.

It's not that the craftsmanship is not good, but I don't know if His Highness Tianhu's taste is a little different from normal people, or he often thinks of salt as ice and snow, and sprinkles it on casually. In short... it's just very salty.

"What? I personally cooked for you, and you don't want to eat it?!" Lucia stared fiercely at her charming eyes.

"No... we were so moved that we were speechless." Under Lucia's power, the three of them spoke against their will.

"It's all Boss Fan's fault. This debt will have to be recovered from him someday."

Malagby whispered quietly, and the other two nodded in deep agreement.

Then, they stiffly stretched out their hands and each took a dish. You looked at me, I looked at you. The three of them closed their eyes and ate it in one bite.

The next moment, the three of them opened their mouths slightly in shock, looking sluggish, and six lines of tears welled up.

"I seemed to be dreaming of a big river. I couldn't see the other side, but there was a very kind voice beckoning me to come over."

"I dreamed of a field of flowers, and my dead grandma was sitting there smiling at me."

"I dreamed about Lena, and she handed the bento she made by herself into my hands."

The three of them each expressed their feelings.

"How's it going? Not bad. This is my favorite. The bad guy also said it was delicious. Of course... of course, I didn't make it specially for him. I just occasionally made too much and left a little bit. Just a little bit, I thought it was a waste so I poured it all over to him, use the waste, huh!!"

Lucia crossed her arms and spoke with a blush on her round face, her beautiful fox ears and tail shaking back and forth.

It's not easy for him either.

Hearing Lucia's words and seeing her obviously lying tone and small movements, emphasizing the words "not specially" and "a little bit", for a moment, all the envy, jealousy and hatred in the three people's hearts disappeared. turned into understanding.

At this time, under the table, White Wolf lightly kicked Malagby and glanced at him.

This is a tacit understanding in their eyes that only the three of them can understand, having been oppressed by Lucia's female power for many years.

[Old Ma, hurry up and find a way to anger Lucia. 】

The white wolf's eyes said so.

【Do you want me to go to hell? ! 】

Malagby returned the look with an angry look of rejection.

[It’s better than all of us going to hell. 】

Bai Lang's eyes fell on the table, which was full of more than ten dishes... No, it was on the vegetable salt. The meaning is self-evident.

[Even so, why me? ! 】

Malagby was even more sad and angry.

[Because you can always anger Sister Lucia without knowing it. 】