Diablo Destruction

"Um... may I ask, Lord Jeluka, what are you recording?"

After wiping my sweat, I turned to Jeluka and showed a flattering smile, rubbing my palms continuously.

"Nothing, please don't mind, Your Highness, it's just something about [His Royal Highness ignored the crystal fragments passing by in order to retrieve a gold coin, causing thousands of elf warriors to search hard in the dense forest for three days and three nights]" Just a simple report.”

How could I not mind this kind of thing, you bastard! ! If the serious Arturia finds out about this, given her character, she might whip me away with that silly hair on her forehead. Do you know the seriousness of the consequences, bastard! She is the woman who is called the King of Silly Hair. That stupid hair is naturally extraordinary. It is the finest product refined from five thousand years of essence extracted from heaven and earth. It is not impossible that I will be drawn to the M78 Nebula. ! !

Angrily shaking the table in my mind, I continued to rub my palms and looked at Jeluka with a smile.

"Look, Jeluka, the weather is so nice, ah...your breasts..."

Very good, there are flaws. Sure enough, although Jeluka is a maid with dirty jokes, her resistance to other people's dirty jokes is quite weak. In adventurer terms, it is simply negative resistance. Just mentioned this word, her A hint of panic flashed across his purple eyes, and he lowered his gaze involuntarily to check.

At this moment, a sharp light flashed in my eyes, and I rushed forward with fearless momentum, intending to snatch the notepad from Jeluka's hand. Thanks to the equipment appraisal period, my physical strength has recovered a lot. It should work.

However, I still underestimated this guy's strength. I should say I underestimated her reaction ability. Although she was distracted for a moment, Jeluka's body was still instinctive. With a twist, she moved the little yellow in her hand. Ben left my capture route, so...

"Huh--?!"

"ah--!!"

Two exclamations, then a thud.

I:"……"

Jeluka: "..."

Wait, let me figure it out first, what happened just now?

I rushed forward with all my strength, trying to snatch the little yellow book from Jeluka. That was true. Unfortunately, Jeluka reacted sharply and turned around to remove the small yellow book in her hand.

Because I was going all out, I naturally couldn't stop myself, and Jeluka too, because it was a subconscious reaction, her balance was not well controlled, and she was unsteady even after turning around quickly.

To put it simply, I missed the target and failed to stop, and Jeluka just lost her balance again.

So, you should be able to imagine what happened with the two exclamations and the sound of falling to the ground. What is the plot of this damn galgame? You bastard? ! Why do I have to trigger the flag with such a pornographic maid? Who can tell me what’s so cute about her?

"Well... in short, let's calm down now and analyze the problem at hand and the causes of the problem, okay? So in other words, this kind of thing happening is force majeure. I hope you can understand..."

Jeluka's face is right in front of you. No, maybe it can no longer be described with the subtle expression in front of you. To put it simply, it is a very bad situation. It is the kind of situation where as long as you are willing, you just need to move your lips slightly downwards. The distance where they can kiss each other, where the tips of their noses rise and fall with the breathing of the two people, and where they are constantly touching each other like a pair of gourami fish.

I seemed a little incoherent. Not only was this flawless white face clearly enlarged in my own eyes, but the closer I got to these two eyes, the more I could feel the deep and beautiful purple pupils inside, or the breath of each other hitting each other's face. She felt numb and itchy, and because of these words, Jeluka's body shook even more violently.

This is not okay, Jeluka, you can't tremble at this time, otherwise your lips will touch, I yelled in my heart.

Well, that's right, before you worry about all this, you should move your hand away first. The little yellow book that was just grabbing Jeluka missed the opportunity, and kept grabbing it forward. The result seemed to be overwhelming. The right hand on something tall and soft...

With many years of galgame experience, I naturally should know which part of Jeluka I mistakenly grabbed without even looking at it. This damn bloody plot, even if it happens, please at least let me and another gentle and virtuous girl. asshole! !

But it’s really strange. I’m weak and can’t exert my strength. As a master, shouldn’t Jeluka be able to get out of the way in an instant or kick me away? This boring plot shouldn't happen. It's so strange. I don't think it's Jeluka who is interested in me. This is a very sad fact.

While thinking about this, I secretly moved away from that soft place that made people reluctant to leave, little by little... Very good, Jeluka didn't seem to notice, you must know that what is in front of you is not ordinary. The pornographic maid, apart from other things, is at least above the advanced level in the pseudo-field. If she gets angry, I will definitely be beaten into a pig's head now that I am physically weak.

Didn't the pornographic maid get mad? After I moved my hand away, I came back to my senses and was speechless.

If it was Jeluka who suddenly reacted and her eyes were burning with fire or something, which represented something like shame and anger, that would be normal. I was ready to be shot away, but what kind of situation was this?

Reflected in my pupils, those beautiful pupils so close at hand are full of moist moisture. No, because they are so close and can be seen so clearly, perhaps this level of moisture should be reflected in the words filled with tears. ...tears of grievance and shame are the right thing to do.

Hey hey...what's wrong with your dirty maid? It's okay to hit me and scold me. Anyway, I'm thick-skinned and not afraid of being beaten, and I'm thick-faced and I'm not afraid of scolding. But why are you crying? Isn't this a deliberate attack on your weakness?

"let me go……"

A voice as soft as a mosquito came from the mouth of Jeluka, whose eyes were filled with tears and whose lips were trembling slightly. However, because I was in a panic, I didn't hear it clearly, so I looked inquiringly.

"Please... please, let me go..."

So, slowly again, it seemed that the voice was a little louder, but it seemed that it was not, I heard this sentence from Jeluka. When she said this sentence, she was so timid and weak, she was simply changed. Personally, but at this time I had no time to observe Jeluka's changes.

"Uh, okay, immediately!!"

I suddenly realized that even if the most dangerous contact point was moved away, the distance between her nose and the tip of her nose was still very bad. I quickly turned over, stood up, squatted down and held my head. synthesis.

As long as it doesn't slap you in the face, that's what I'm thinking right now.

Jeluka stood up silently, patted the dust behind her, wiped her eyes, and then stepped forward without saying a word, walking around behind a big tree opposite me, not knowing what she was doing. .

Should...could he be preparing some props to kill me cruelly, even if he couldn't die in a quicker way? What a vengeful maid. Seeing this scene, I shuddered even more than if I had been slapped. It was as if I could hear the sound of a hatchet being sharpened from behind the gloomy tree.

Just when I was getting more and more stressed and was really thinking about running away, Jeluka came out from behind the tree. My first reaction was to look at her hands. They were fine. They were folded as usual. In front of the abdomen, he did not hide behind his back or make any suspicious moves, but he should not take it lightly. Don't forget that adventurers have inventory. Even if the hatchet is not hidden behind his back, he can quickly take it out to kill someone at the right time.

"Yo...yo~~, Jeluka, are you okay?"

The atmosphere was eerily silent, so I made a sound and greeted Jeluka. In any case, let's see her next reaction before making any judgment.

"not good at all."

I don't know where a white handkerchief came from and was biting it in her mouth. With tears glistening and her face flushed, Jeluka looked like a weak woman who had endured something unbearable, with a withered and desolate posture, and she complained to me with eyes wide open. .

"His Royal Highness is really in such a hurry. He... He obviously didn't even have time to take birth control pills. If..., will His Highness be responsible?"

"..."

Very good, the pornographic maid is resurrected.

I gave a silent distant look, then turned around and walked away. Jeluka showed off her sharp acting skills as always. After leaving me unmoved, she immediately changed to her indifferent expression with a slight three-dimensional attribute, and silently following behind.

I obviously slept well last night, but now I am physically and mentally exhausted in every sense of the word. I really want to find a place to cover my head and sleep for three days and three nights. I feel weak all over my body. I cover my forehead and sigh.

The culprit of all this is not the Hell Knight who fought with me for a long time and finally blew me up by blowing myself up, but the dirty maid behind me who never knew what she was thinking with her purple eyes. .

After a huge low of helplessness and loss, and after walking through an unfamiliar forest for a while, I suddenly stopped.

"Um... Jeluka, I would like to ask, do you know the direction of the Elf King City?"

"Yes, I take the liberty to tell you that His Royal Highness Prince Lu Chi is in the direction behind you."

Is it my imagination? I seemed to hear the word "lutti" coming out of Jeluka's mouth.

"Then you should have said it earlier." I burst into tears.

"I thought His Highness the Prince's far-sightedness was something I couldn't understand. Going in this direction has a very deep meaning, doesn't it?"

Jeluka's cool and indifferent purple eyes stared at me, staring at me.

"that……"

To save face or to be pragmatic, I was hesitating. At this moment, there was a burst of movement from the other side.

Listen to the sound, is it some kind of beast?

I was secretly on guard.

"Your Highness the Prince, Lu Lute, a member of the third squadron of the 11th Squadron, salutes you."

The voice of Sosusuo sent out greetings when it was still some distance away from us. How did he know that I was His Highness the Prince? Could it be that the conversation with Jeluka just now was heard? Well, that's probably it. Those ears are not white and pointed.

I lowered my guard for a moment, and then a male elf nimbly used the branches as jumping points, quickly approached here, and finally jumped down, doing a few flips in the air and landing steadily.

"Your Highness, it turns out it is really you."

After seeing my appearance, the elf showed an unfailingly overjoyed attitude and bowed respectfully.

Very good, doesn't seem to be the kind of die-hard queen who pulls Blix.

"Hello, Lulut, what are you doing here, and how do you know me?"

I composed myself, tried to look serious, and then asked.

"Yes, Your Highness the Prince, our 11th Squadron was assigned to look for crystal fragments here. Speaking of which, thanks to His Highness the Prince for defeating that Hell Knight, I would like to express my most noble regards to you on behalf of the five injured members of the 11th Squadron. gratitude."

As he said this, this male elf, who seemed very pleasing to me, at least much more pleasing to the eye than that Rabbi Riggs, gracefully gave the highest elf gratitude ceremony. As for why I knew he was the highest, it’s hard to say. It's a dark history. At that time, in order not to make a joke at the wedding, I was caught by Kane, and it took me almost half a month to make up for my elf common sense and etiquette.

"Also, thanks to His Highness the Prince's guidance, our search range has been greatly reduced. To be honest, if we don't know the specific location of the crystal fragments, even if we want to find a small piece of land in this jungle, The fragments are also very difficult and may even be picked up by some wild beast."

As he said that, Lulute looked at me with grateful eyes.

Okay, Jeluka, I understand my mistake, don’t stare at me with sharp eyes from behind. Your gazes in tandem make me quite miserable, you know? Isn’t it okay for me to apologize to all the elf warriors who participated in the search on behalf of my Rogge Third?

"As for why I know about you, His Royal Highness, it's very simple. Your and this gentleman's voices came from far away, and I heard a little bit. In addition, when you were fighting the Hell Knight, I was also very far away. I looked everywhere, so I recognized you at a glance."

Finally, this elf warrior named Lulut answered all my questions in detail one by one.

"His Royal Highness, I heard Captain Amrutina said that she was seriously injured in order to protect us, right? Why don't you go back to the main city to have a good rest and come back?"

Then, suddenly, without waiting for my explanation, Lulute showed a shocked look.

"Could it be that... you came back specially to look for crystal fragments with us? How is that okay? We can just leave such small things to us. How can we trouble His Highness the Prince? This is really too embarrassing."

"Uh, um...I..."

"I really admire His Highness the Prince's compassion for the soldiers and his kindheartedness. He took the trouble to come back. It seems unreasonable to rashly reject His Highness the Prince's kindness."

Lulut seemed to be in distress.

"Well, I said..."

I haven't said anything yet, please, please let me explain a little bit, I'm crying in my heart.

"Does His Highness the Prince have any orders?"

Seeing that I looked like I had something to say, Lulut immediately raised his head and stood upright, as if he was ready to go through fire and water for my order at any time.

"No...it's nothing. Please let me join the search team."

Facing such a pair of sparkling eyes, could I really say "Actually, I'm just lost"? impossible.

"That's true. However, may I ask, has His Highness the Prince ever searched for similar things in similar places?"

"No...no."

"I think so. How could a noble person like His Highness spend his precious time doing such a thing? However, if His Highness really wants to join us, he still needs to understand some necessary search knowledge. In this way It will make the search easier and faster. If His Highness the Prince doesn't mind my limited knowledge, I will tell His Highness all the search knowledge I know."

"Uh...Okay, okay." I looked at the sky speechlessly.

Next, it took me several times longer than fighting the Hell Knight, and I accepted the teachings of the enthusiastic elf warrior Lulut.

When I recovered from the sluggishness, I saw that Lulute seemed to be a little unsatisfied and wanted to end the tutorial. I raised my head and glanced at the sky. The red clouds indicated that it was already close to dusk in the afternoon.

At this moment, a voice came from far away.

"Lulut, what are you doing? The Eighth Squadron has found the crystal fragments. Hurry up and return to the team. We are going back."

Lulute suddenly woke up, turned around and responded, and then saluted me repeatedly.

"I am so grateful to His Highness the Prince for his help. I, Lulute, will always bear this kindness in mind. So please allow me to take my leave now."

"No...I don't have anything yet..."

Looking at Lulute leaving in a hurry, I burst into tears again.

By the way, what on earth am I here to do?

"His Royal Highness is really helpful."

From behind, Zeluka's sharp words imitating Lulut's tone made me fall to the ground helpless.

All in all, let’s go back to the main elf city first.

The distance here from the main city is really not very far, and Jeluka seems to be faster than Amrutina, so we returned to the main elf city in less time than when we came.

"What should we do next?"

Looking at the sunset that was emitting feeble yellow light, I said to myself.

"If Your Highness the Prince doesn't mind, please accompany me to a place."

Suddenly, the pornographic maid made a voice behind me, which shocked me. Are guys with three attributes so weak?

"Well, let me think about it, it's too late now, so I'll leave it until tomorrow to visit Elder Monica. Okay, there's no problem in accompanying you, but where do you want to go?"

Speaking of which, although this pornographic maid's words have always been very sharp, she still follows me in terms of pace. This is the first time she has expressed her subjective opinion, which makes me a little curious about what she wants. What did you do?