Diablo Destruction

Could it be that I haven’t forgotten the flag matter in the morning and I am trying to stir up some conspiracy? Thinking of this, I couldn’t help but shudder. Did I agree too rashly?

"Then, please come with me."

Using an ambiguous attitude to avoid talking about the destination, Jeluka took a step forward.

After a while.

"I said Jeluka..."

"Is there a problem?"

"No, it's not that there's anything wrong. It's just that since we are going where you want to go, wouldn't it be better for you to lead the way?"

Feeling helpless, I stopped, turned around, glanced at Jeluka who was following closely behind me, less than one meter away, and asked a question.

There is no doubt that Jeluka is very dazzling walking on the streets of the main city. Even though she is surrounded by delicate and beautiful male and female elves, her appearance, her purple eyes and purple hair, still stand out from the crowd, as if she is alive. Like a work of art, it attracted the admiration of many elves.

Of course, I, who was walking in front of her, transformed into the ubiquitous cloaked man mode the moment I returned to the main city, but with Jeluka now closely following her, she naturally attracted the attention of everyone. It also implicated me as a fish in the pond near the burning city gate.

So, I really hope that she can walk in front, whether it is to lead the way, or to save me from receiving some strange looks.

"No, as a maid, how can I go in front of the master? Does His Highness want me to be cursed by the maid god?"

This is the third time Jeluka has rejected my proposal with such a grand reason. By the way, who is the God of Maid? Please explain to me clearly who the God of Maid is. I'm also very interested, you bastard! !

"right."

When we came to the fork in the road, Jelu behind me pulled my cloak and motioned for me to turn right.

So, it looks like we are a brother and sister or a couple. The petite and cute but somewhat shy and timid sister or wife follows closely behind, holding on to the brother or husband's clothes coquettishly.

And I am that perverted brother or husband who lets his sister or wife wear a maid uniform to satisfy his strange hobby - the sympathetic and contemptuous looks of passers-by around me express this meaning.

Having said that, Vilas often wears bar maid uniforms. According to her, she is used to wearing such clothes to work, but that was in the Rogge camp, and everyone understood Vilas's thoughts, so it didn't cause any surprise. misunderstanding.

"Anyway, at least put on something like a cloak for me, or change out of the maid uniform. Don't you have the consciousness yourself? The consciousness of standing out when walking on the street."

Under the baptism of countless pairs of contemptuous eyes, I finally couldn't help but make a compromise protest.

"Cloak... no..."

"I really admire you. It's common sense to carry hundreds of cloaks when you go out."

I passed on my extensive experience as a cloaked man to Zeluka.

"Yes, yes..." Jeluka's voice became thin.

"What about the cloak?"

"It fell off together with the underwear..."

"..."

I always felt that if I continued to ask this question, it would be a dangerous topic and I might get teased by this naughty maid again, so I wisely closed my mouth and admitted my defeat... How strange! !

"Now, I'll lend you my cloak. It was made by Willas herself. I'm warning you not to get it torn or dirty."

He sighed helplessly, and while turning around, he took out a set of the smallest style of cloak, randomly dressed it on Jeluka, covered her head, and then rubbed it all over as a small revenge. , God knows that I have been subjected to countless scornful looks along the way. In the eyes of other elves, I have become something more humble than a paramecium. I guess if I walk a little further, those who follow secretly are ready to be heroes to save the beauty. The guy couldn't help but jump out.

There are also many elves who have a Robin Hood-like chivalrous spirit.

Although my smallest cloak is still ridiculously big for the petite Jeluka. After putting it on, it looks like a big acting robe, and the cloak is dragging on the ground. Forget it, I must ask Jeluka when I go back. Wash it for me. This is the precious cloak that Willas gave me, although there are hundreds of spares in the inventory.

After putting on the cloak, although the large cloak was still not suitable for the petite body, it would attract a lot of attention, but it was much better than before. With Jeluka's guiding guidance along the way, we finally arrived at the destination.

"Um... I'll take the liberty to ask, Lord Jeluka, what exactly is this place?"

"A store that sells lingerie."

Without hesitation, Zeluka gave an answer that made me furious.

"Then let me ask you, noble Knight Jeluka, what do you want to do in a place like this?" Do you want to take revenge on the flag incident in the morning? That must be it, you bastard! !

"His Royal Highness is really..."

Showing a shy expression reserved for acting, Jeluka hesitated to speak and looked at me with moist eyes shyly.

"Have I not said it many times? You are wearing nothing underneath, yet you still ask me to answer such a shameful answer over and over again. His Royal Highness is really an out-and-out sadist."

"If you want to buy underwear, you can just come by yourself. Why do you have to bring me with you?! Come to a damn place like this." I couldn't help but lift the table and roar.

"Didn't His Highness the Prince agree immediately? I thought His Highness the Prince liked coming to places like this very much."

"Who knew you were going to come here...forget it, I'll go back first."

I was arguing with a pornographic maid in front of a lingerie store. Am I out of my mind? With this reminder to myself secretly, I turned around and prepared to leave.

"Your Highness, the area of ​​the main elf city is one-tenth that of the royal city."

Jeluka's voice came from behind.

"What do you mean?" I turned my head and looked confused.

"I mean, the main elf city is only one-tenth the size of the royal city. A wise person like His Highness will never get lost in such a small place, right?"

Jeluka looked at me with sparkling eyes of admiration.

"..."

So, while Jeluka was entering, I obediently hid in a corner, trying not to let others misunderstand that I was a perverted underwear maniac.

Having said that, women's underwear stores actually exist everywhere, but among humans, such stores are generally relatively hidden. For example, in Rogge Camp, according to Vilas and the others, there are three such stores. However, I have lived in the camp for nearly eight years and have walked through the entire camp several times. I don’t know where the specific location is.

In contrast, the elves are open in conspicuous places. Compared with us humans, these pointed ears are both very conservative and more open-minded than humans. As long as it involves beauty and When it comes to the topic of art...

While I was thinking about some random things, Jeluka finally walked out of the store belatedly.

"Are you ready?" He yawned widely.

"Want to confirm?" Jeluka shyly lifted up her skirts on both sides.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. Please be more serious before you find a place to stay. Please."

Feeling the gazes around me tending to focus on us as we talked, I clasped my palms together and asked her sincerely.

"That is to say... after finding a place to stay... we need... that... that... should the contraceptive pill come in handy?"

Jeluka's face became even more rosy.

"..."

Hurry up and get out of the way. You can't get caught up in the rhythm of this pornographic maid's topic anymore. I left this topic behind without saying a word and left.

After finding a decent hotel, Jeluka and I went to the restaurant on the first floor of the hotel and sat down at a table in the corner to soothe our hungry stomachs all day long.

After resisting several attempts by the naughty maid to get my hands on the dry food that Veras made for me to fill my stomach, I tentatively started a conversation with her as I had nothing else to do.

"Speaking of which, Jeluka, if you can promise to answer it well, I want to ask you a question."

"Your Highness, you are so rude. I have always answered your questions properly."

Jeluka used her own cup and teapot to drink the tea she made while answering seriously.

I don't deny this. If you can answer these questions rigorously and avoid inserting some dirty jokes in the middle, I will indeed recognize your responsible attitude.

"Okay, I promise in the name of a knight that I will answer your question properly this time." Finally, under my serious questioning gaze, Jeluka could only make a promise helplessly.

Is it just [this time]? What a cunning maid, hum.

Regarding the word play of the pornographic maid, I secretly snorted twice, but this is enough, because if I don’t block this guy’s pornographic attributes first, I will definitely not be able to proceed with my question well later. I dare to confirm , because my question is...

"Jeluka, I'm really curious. Did you go out of your way to do this... without wearing anything, and also without a cloak...? I don't think you are such a rash person."

Look, if you don't block the other party's pornographic attributes, can this kind of problem really proceed smoothly?

Jeluka paused while drinking tea, her face turned rosy, and then slowly faded away. In my opinion, she remembered the promise she had just made, and was struggling mentally to suppress the pornographic attributes. Performance.

"makes sense."

Putting down the tea cup gently, Jeluka showed a serious look.

"This question must start when we welcome you."

"Oh, please tell me."

Seeing that Jeluka was going to explain it well, I was naturally very happy. I don’t like wearing underwear. I think that there is only one little ghost in this world.

"Actually, when the Prince came down, Caroline had just left."

"Uh, did we just pass each other by? We didn't even meet."

I sighed with regret. If I had met Caroline at that time, I would have asked her to be my assistant instead of this dirty maid.

"Probably, and at that time, I had just arrived."

Jeluka looked at me with her purple eyes, as if a famous detective was narrating the entire murder process, and spoke seriously and forcefully.

"In other words, I am actually just one step ahead of His Highness, only a small step."

"Then, unfortunately." He held the tea cup again and sighed slightly.

"On my arrival, I was met by the soldier who informed you of your arrival. He mistakenly thought that I was Caroline, so he conveyed the news to me. In desperation, I had no choice but to come to greet you in place of that incompetent sister. "

"Wait a minute, if that's the case, where did that purple outfit come from when you showed up? Don't tell me you came here wearing such a ridiculous outfit."

"It's ridiculous to say that, His Royal Highness is really rude and has no taste."

After complaining about me, Jeluka continued.

"But it is true that I did not wear that suit of clothes on the way. It should be said that I put it on in a hurry to welcome His Highness the Prince. Please be happy. It is a luxurious maid uniform specially worn to welcome Your Highness the Prince."

"No, I'm not happy at all. Please wear normal clothes next time when you greet people, and use a normal way of showing up. The guests will be sincerely grateful... No, just burst into tears with gratitude."

"Well, speaking of which, the cloak and other things were actually lost at that time."

"When?" I asked curiously.

"When changing clothes." At this point, Jeluka showed an expression of confusion.

"So I said just come and wear normal clothes for me."

Seeing the dishonorable maid looking deflated, I said sarcastically with a little joy.

"The backpack I originally carried on my back contained all my underwear and my cloak, all..." As she spoke, she sighed.

"That's why this happened... Wait, why are you carrying the backpack on your back?" I suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Since it's a backpack, of course it has to be carried on your back, right?"

"How can there be such a saying? Just put it in the inventory for me, you bastard!!"

"Your Highness, don't you think that a maid carrying a big backpack is more like a maid? By the way, it's best to wear a white headband. The headband can also shoot out countless bandages and the like..."

"You have terrible taste."

Regarding Jeluka's strange interest, I made a categorical conclusion. How could there be a maid in this world who could run around with a big backpack on her head and a hairband on her head that could shoot out bandages? Ah, are you trying to say that the best hair tie can still talk like this, bastard? ! !

"Just joking, it's actually because the inventory can't fit."

As a result, Jeluka finally admitted it.

"What kind of mess have you put in your inventory...Forget it, I'm not qualified to criticize you."

"So?" The topic should not be over yet.

"Yes, when I was changing clothes in the jungle, my underwear accidentally got torn and the package on my back disappeared. That's what happened."

"Ah~~~~"

Letting out a long sigh, I slumped down on the table.

What should I say? I really can’t see Jeluka being so unlucky. It’s a tragedy in every sense of the word, although I’m not qualified to laugh at her.

Forget it, go back to your room and sleep. Why do you feel so tired today? I feel even more exhausted than training with an old drunkard all afternoon...

Dragging extremely heavy steps, I went straight up the stairs, leaving Jeluka calmly drinking tea and resting.

By the way, I forgot to ask her for my cloak, so whatever, let her wash it and return it later.

Thinking like this, I lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Jeluka and I visited Elder Monica, the leader here again.

"Thank you so much, Wu."

Monica was greeted with a bright smile. The Hell Knight who appeared near the main city was like a thorn in the throat. Now it was pulled out, and Monica breathed a sigh of relief.

"You're welcome, this is my mission."

After some polite greetings, we all sat down, and Elder Monica spoke first.

"By the way, according to the soldier's report, after eliminating the enemy, you dragged your injured body to join the search team, right?"

Monica looked at me kindly.

"Ha... I can't help you much."

I laughed out loud, sweating secretly because I felt the dirty look of the maid.

"Having this intention is enough, Wu, because of this matter, your evaluation among the elf warriors has skyrocketed."

Monica's happy smile really made me feel extremely ashamed, so ashamed that I wanted to impulsively donate a few gold coins collected from the Hell Knight in order to atone for my sins.

"By the way, Wu, what are your plans for the future, regarding this mission."

Finally getting to the topic, I straightened my expression and said the answer I had already thought of.

"Grandma Monica, it's like this. I plan to go out for a walk by myself and see if I can gain anything. It's better than waiting here."

There is one more thing I didn’t say, that is, I have the same trouble-attracting physique as Artoria. Once we go out, those crystal shards will definitely swarm in. I will also go home early to celebrate God’s birthday. This is the main reason why I abandon the comfort and enjoyment of waiting for news here in the main city and prefer to run around.

However, Monica obviously misunderstood something. When she heard what I said, she showed an even more pleased look, as if to say, okay, okay, he is indeed a man that Artoria values. His serious and responsible sense of responsibility is simply a Derived from the mold.

I said... Lord Jeluka Knight, please don't stare at me with penetrating eyes from behind, okay? It’s not like I meant to act nice in front of Monica.

After chatting with Monica about the crystal shards for a while, and then being dragged into small talk for a while, I was finally able to get away. I checked the inventory. It seemed that I had essential items for going out to experience, and packed some unused items. , objects of unknown purpose and suspicious shapes, the attentive Willas prepared them for me.

No wonder it takes up more than half of the empty space in my inventory...

"Jeluka, do you have anything else to prepare?" I turned around and glanced at the pornographic maid behind me, and I immediately leaned closer.

Jeluka put a large backpack on her back, straightened her maid uniform like a snow mountain climber, and nodded to me seriously.

"Your Highness, I am ready."

"What a fool, you really come here and stuff your backpack into the inventory!!" I was hit with a spit shot and hit the red heart.

"But the inventory can't be filled." Jeluka looked troubled.

"Then let me come here!!"

Without saying anything, I grabbed Jeluka's backpack and stuffed it into the inventory.

"..."

Looking at me blankly, a blush gradually rose on the face of the pornographic maid, then she turned her head away and murmured softly in a voice that was just right for me to hear.

"Underwear thief..."

The thigh I was about to step out softened and I fell to the ground.