Diary of the life of a working wizard

Xia Yunjie looked at the three young men with sperm in front of him and felt familiar. He said nothing and just walked to their door calmly.

In old communities and old houses, the doors are all old-fashioned iron doors, which are bulky but look very strong.

Xia Yunjie reached out and touched the iron door. There were rust spots left by time on it.

"What is this guy doing? Is there something wrong with his brain?"

"It seems a little bit!"

"Hey, young man, this is an iron gate, not a beautiful woman. Why are you touching it?"

Seeing that Xia Yunjie faced the ridicule of the three of them, the three of them neither got angry nor turned around and ran away in fear. Instead, they touched the iron door of their rented house. They couldn't help but look shocked and laughed.

Shen Liti and Du Haiqiong were also a little confused about what Xia Yunjie was going to do, and there was a hint of curiosity and doubt in their eyes.

"Don't you think this door is a little worn out and needs to be replaced?" Xia Yunjie suddenly said.

"Crazy! This door needs to be changed!"

"That's it, is this kid frightened by us? We talked to him about beauties, but he actually told us..."

"Bang!" A sound of heavy objects colliding suddenly sounded in the corridor, and then the three guys who had looked arrogant just now and were chattering at Xia Yunjie all immediately closed their mouths and stared at the iron door with wide eyes. The mark of the fist on the deeply sunken iron pit is clearly visible, as if it were carved on it.

Heavy breathing sounded in the corridor, and cold sweat broke out like raindrops from the foreheads of the three young men. Although Shen Liti and Du Haiqiong already knew that their Master Xia was powerful, their beautiful eyes were still wide open when they saw the shocking dents on his fists, and they could hardly believe what they saw.

"Look, now you all believe that this iron door is broken, so you should hurry up and replace it tomorrow." Xia Yunjie said, twisting his wrist with a relaxed expression.

"Yes, yes, it is indeed broken. It is indeed broken. I will replace it tomorrow." The three of them wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads and nodded like chickens pecking at rice.

"Do you need my help? I am happy to imitate Lei Feng and do good deeds." Xia Yunjie's eyes slowly swept over the three of them, revealing two rows of white teeth.

"No, no!" The three of them shook their heads like rattles.

"Really no need?" Xia Yunjie asked.

"No need!" The three people shook their heads again.

"Then why don't you go back to the house? Do you still need me to send you back with my fists?" Xia Yunjie suddenly said with a serious face after hearing this.

"Yes, yes." The three of them all ran back to the house.

You're kidding, an iron gate can create a fist crater. It's a veritable iron fist. If you hit me lightly like this, your head will probably explode immediately!

"Close your door." Xia Yunjie said.

"Yes, yes." The three of them hurried back to close the door. However, when they saw the shocking fist pit when they closed the door, their hands couldn't help but tremble when they closed the door.

Fortunately, fortunately, today I just took advantage of her words and did not touch the two beauties. Otherwise, today would be doomed.

When Xia Yunjie saw the three of them closing the door, he turned around, only to find that Shen Liti and Du Haiqiong were looking at him like they were monsters.

"What's wrong? Are there flowers on my face?" Xia Yunjie asked with a smile.

Shen Liti and Du Haiqiong opened the door without saying a word, then dragged him into the room, closed the door with a bang, and then stared at him with beautiful eyes.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Even though Xia Yunjie was surrounded by many beauties, he couldn't resist the gazes of the two of them and couldn't help but take a step back.

Seeing Xia Yunjie retreating, the two of them pressed forward step by step.

"Take it out!" the two said in unison.

"What?" Xia Yunjie asked in confusion.

"Nonsense, fists!" The two of them rolled their eyes at Xia Yunjie at the same time, and then one of them grabbed one of Xia Yunjie's hands without any explanation. Then, like experts who studied antiques, they grabbed Xia Yunjie's hand and turned it over and over, pinching, pinching, They even used their noses to smell it, and finally, the two of them suddenly opened their mouths and bit Xia Yunjie's hand.

"Hey, are you guys born in the year of the dog?" Xia Yunjie hurriedly withdrew his hand when he saw this, and said dumbfounded. \u003cp\u003e

"You are a dog. We just want to prove how hard your hands are. You even made a dent in the iron door, but it doesn't seem to be hard at all. It's fleshy." The two of them were angry at first. He rolled his eyes at Xia Yunjie, and then said with a puzzled look on his face.

"Nonsense, of course I won't be hard if I don't use force. Besides, even if you want to bite my hand, please wait until I wash my hands before biting." Xia Yunjie said.

"Ah! Bah! Bah! Bah!" The expressions on the two people's faces suddenly froze when they heard this, and then they suddenly covered their mouths and hurried to the bathroom.

"Hey, why didn't you tell me earlier? You must have done it on purpose!" The two of them rinsed their mouths and glared at Xia Yunjie with fierce expressions.

"Please, you guys spoke so quickly, how could I have time? Besides, who would have thought that you would use your mouth to prove it." Xia Yunjie said feeling aggrieved.

"Nonsense, you don't need to prove it with your mouth, why don't you use a knife!" Shen Liti and Du Haiqiong rolled their eyes at the same time, but as soon as they finished speaking, their beautiful eyes suddenly lit up.

"Yes, a knife! Why didn't you think of that!" After saying that, the two of them went to the kitchen to get the knife.

Even though Xia Yunjie was a living god who could fly into the sky and escape from the earth, when he saw two beautiful stewardesses holding two kitchen knives and coming towards him with murderous intent, his face changed greatly because of "fright", and he turned around and ran to the bedroom.

Seeing that they were still majestic in the corridor and looked like a peerless master, but now they were running away, Shen Liti and Du Haiqiong couldn't help but giggle.

The clear and sweet laughter echoed in the rental house, making the whole room full of youthful vitality. The only drawback was that the two beauties held two kitchen knives in their hands.

The kitchen knife shines brightly under the light, giving people the feeling of being in a thriller.

What happened before was just a farce. Shen Liti and Du Haiqiong quickly put the knives back in the kitchen, while Xia Yunjie returned to the living room from the bedroom.

"Okay, it's getting late. I'm going back to the school dormitory. You guys should go to bed early." Back in the living room, the three of them sat on the long sofa and watched TV together for a while. They saw that the hour hand of the clock on the wall was already pointing. At eleven o'clock, Xia Yunjie stood up and said.

"It's already this time. Why don't you go back to school? Let's stay here at night." Du Haiqiong looked up at the wall clock and said.

"This is inconvenient." Xia Yunjie was slightly startled and said.

"Tch, stop being so prude. You and Liti lived alone before and never said it was inconvenient. Why is it inconvenient for me when there is one more person?" Du Haiqiong rolled his eyes at Xia Yunjie angrily when he heard this. .

Xia Yunjie was told that his mouth was open and he didn't know how to answer.

"Besides, I heard that the preserved egg and lean meat porridge you cooked for breakfast tastes very authentic! Why, you can cook it for Liti, but not me? Am I not your friend?" Du Haiqiong continued.

"After talking for a long time, it turns out you want to eat preserved egg and lean meat porridge." Xia Yunjie finally found a chance to speak.

"Otherwise, what do you think?" Du Haiqiong rolled his eyes at Xia Yunjie, then stretched and said, "It's getting late, you guys watch TV first, and I'll go wash up first."

"Haha, let me clean up the room. It's winter. If you leave Master Xia here, you can't let him sleep on the sofa." Shen Liti stood up with a smile.

Looking at the two graceful figures, one waddling towards the bedroom and the other waddling towards the bathroom, Xia Yunjie's heart was filled with happiness, but also with unspeakable uneasiness and contradiction.

Could the three of them just get along like this forever? Should we keep hiding it like this?

Obviously this is impossible, and the truth will be revealed one day, but when that day comes, Xia Yunjie really doesn't know if Shen Liti and Du Haiqiong can accept the reality that he has other women outside. If he accepts it, it will naturally be a great joy for Xia Yunjie, but what if he doesn't accept it?

Xia Yunjie was sitting on the sofa, and his mood suddenly became extremely complicated.

…

The next day, Xia Yunjie opened the door of the 306 office on time.

As soon as the door opened, Xia Yunjie immediately felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the office.

In the office, not only Li Xiaoshi, Liu Leehom and other teachers in the same office were there, but even Yang Shuqin, the teaching secretary, was in office 306 early in the morning.

The five people sat quietly behind the desk, looking at Xia Yunjie who came in through the door with serious faces.

"Why are you so serious? Are you having a meeting?" Xia Yunjie's heart trembled, and he asked pretending to be calm.

"What are you doing?" Liu Leehom and others gave "ferocious" looks, "Tell me the truth, did you go back to school last night?"

Sure enough, Xia Yunjie looked at their "ferocious" looks and was speechless for a while.

Are these guys university teachers or gossip journalists?

But the slander was a slander. Faced with the "ferocious" looks of these guys, Xia Yunjie knew that if he didn't confess honestly today, he would definitely not be able to pass this test, so he had no choice but to shake his head.

Seeing Xia Yunjie shaking his head, the originally serious atmosphere in the office suddenly erupted into excitement.

"Holy crap! It's true, it's true!"

"Here you go, Teacher Xia, just do it and teach me a move or two, okay? I'll call you brother from now on, okay?"

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Liu Leehom and others swarmed up to hook up with Xia Yunjie, hooking up with each other and putting their arms around each other, with flattering smiles on their faces.

If it were in the past, if Liu Leehom and others behaved like this, Li Xiaoshi and Yang Shuqin would have rolled their eyes and scolded a few men for not having a good thing. But today, Teacher Li and Secretary Yang just looked up and down with surprised eyes. , looked at Xia Yunjie carefully from beginning to end, as if he suddenly no longer recognized Xia Yunjie.

He is young, handsome, and is a university teacher, so it is normal for him to pick up a few girls. You can't be like Xia Yunjie, who has sex with all the most beautiful women in the world, and he has many of them at every turn. Especially Shen Liti and Du Haiqiong last night, how sexy and beautiful they looked and how elegant they were. They couldn't find any kind of boyfriend they wanted, but they actually...

Teacher Li and Secretary Yang couldn't figure out what charm this teacher Xia Yunjie had in front of them. Why couldn't they feel it?