Diary of the life of a working wizard

"This is a real fortune teller. Last time I asked the master to help me calculate my children's fortune, and he calculated it accurately." Master Guo had already realized it at this time. His words just now were too ambiguous, and he couldn't help but feel a little anxious. For a moment, I also forgot what Xia Yunjie had told me.

But fortunately, we all met by chance and happened to be riding in the same car, so it didn't matter if we spilled the beans.

"Grand fortune teller? Fortune teller?" Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti both took off their sunglasses after hearing this, and stared at Xia Yunjie with wide eyes as if they were aliens.

Now of course they understand that the taxi driver always calls "Master", which is not the name of the young man in front of them, but an honorific title. Of course, the so-called "master" fell into their ears, and they naturally imagined him sitting on a small horse with a Yin-Yang Bagua chart spread in front of him. On it was written something like "catching ghosts, subduing demons, and divination." Destiny is good or bad, fortune tellers can tell fortunes and misfortunes in life by reading faces and palms, looking for Feng Shui treasures to determine the future of heaven and earth..." Wait for the fortune teller who sets up a stall at Xianren Bridge to talk about the big words that make the world go crazy. Of course, fortune tellers are a polite term, but they are actually deceitful magicians.

But those magicians, after all, also pay attention to a certain professional appearance. Some will wear sunglasses, some will grow a goatee, or wear a white mandarin jacket, and they are all older. In short, they have to appear somewhat fairy-like. , so that they can fool people into believing that they really have some ability to predict fortune and fortune, and then willingly spend money to buy a safe future. In this regard, they are actually very similar to their flight attendants. Flight attendants have a set of very strict requirements in terms of appearance, height, body, age, clothing, makeup, etc. In short, flight attendants must be young and beautiful, but also dignified and generous, so that passengers can believe that the airline is very high-end. Here they You will enjoy very high-end services, and then you will be willing to pay for tickets and choose expensive travel methods. But a young man who is only in his early twenties at most, a young man who is very ordinary in both clothing and appearance, turns out to be a fortune teller, no, to be precise, a magician. This is too unprofessional. This is too ridiculous. The driver, who is already quite old, is still calling me "Master" respectfully and thanking him for his wife's pregnancy! Is there anything more surprising and ridiculous in the world than this?

So Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti stared at Xia Yunjie with their eyes wide open. The more they looked at it, the more interesting they found it. Their watery, charming eyes bent down unconsciously, and their sexy little mouths pursed hard, and finally they couldn't help but " "Puch" laughed out loud. As soon as he laughed out loud, the defense in his heart collapsed completely. The two of them immediately burst into laughter, making the flower branches tremble with laughter and the other charmingly.

"Giggle, brother driver, you said he is a master? A fortune teller? You made me laugh!" After laughing, Du Haiqiong couldn't help but pointed at Xia Yunjie and asked breathlessly. Even because of this episode, I completely forgot about the previous unhappiness, and even called the driver "big brother". However, Du Haiqiong did not notice that the driver's expression was very unfriendly.

Not only was he unfriendly, the driver suddenly stepped on the brakes, stopped the car on the side of the road, turned to the two beauties behind him who were laughing so hard that they almost shed tears, and said unceremoniously: "Get out of the car!"

"What?" Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti couldn't help but look stunned. They really didn't expect that the driver had been poisoned by the "master" to such an extent that they actually fell out because of him.

"Let me tell you..." the driver said rudely, still with a sullen face.

"Brother Guo, what are you doing? Drive, drive! Besides, fortune telling is something that you either believe in or not. I just listened to the old fortune teller in the village nagging too much. You are doing random calculations. Don't be too serious." Seeing the driver getting angry, Xia Yunjie hurriedly tried to persuade him with a smile, winking at him while trying to persuade him.

When Xia Yunjie said this and made such a look in his eyes, Master Guo suddenly remembered what the master had told him last time. He couldn't help being shocked and hurriedly smiled and said: "Anyway, I believe in you."

With that said, he started the car again.

It seems that this driver is hopeless! When Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti saw that Xia Yunjie opened his mouth and the driver drove obediently, and even showed "loyalty", they couldn't help but look at each other and shook their heads in silence. You think, this little charlatan who doesn't even have the slightest bit of appearance can drive people? The driver is quite stupid for being deceived into this!

But even though they thought so in their hearts, the two of them felt a little curious about Xia Yunjie for the first time. After all, it is rare to see a young magician like him, not to mention that he seems to have some ability to deceive.

"Hey, Master, how about you do your fortune telling for me?" The car drove for a while, and the restless Du Haiqiong finally couldn't hold back her inner curiosity, and for the first time, she took the initiative to chat up and harass men.

"Haha, I'm sorry, I'm not a fortune teller." Xia Yunjie shook his head and refused without thinking.

Are you kidding? Do you really think you are a magician setting up a stall? Whatever you say! I am the first-generation leader of the Wu Xian Sect!

Xia Yunjie's unhesitating refusal really surprised Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti, with a look of disbelief on their faces.

Ever since they became flight attendants, they have become accustomed to men harassing them endlessly, and they have also become accustomed to looking at men with colored eyes. In their opinion, Xia Yunjie just said that he would go to Deya Community as the beginning of a conversation, and he would definitely find an excuse to strike up a conversation with them later. Now they took the initiative to send him to their door, but they did not expect that the other party put on airs and refused without any pretense.

How is this possible? Isn't it just playing hard to get? It shouldn’t be, fortune telling usually involves palm reading, so you can legitimately touch your little hands! If it had been any other man, he would have been so beautiful that he would have stretched out his hands.

"It doesn't matter if he's not a fortune teller, it's just for fun anyway!" Du Haiqiong refused to give up, or to be precise, she spread her jade hands out to Xia Yunjie unwillingly.

My aunt doesn't believe it. With this girl's beauty, you can still hold back and not touch the beautiful hands that come to your door!

"Haha, I'm sorry." Xia Yunjie still smiled and shook his head, not even bothering to look at the jade hands.

Okay, just treat fortune telling as a joke!

Seeing that Xia Yunjie was still unmoved, Du Haiqiong retracted his hand and pouted, she was depressed, she was angry!

When did I become a commodity that no one wanted even if it was delivered to my door?

Shen Liti was surprised and amused when she saw her friend was so embarrassed. She had rarely seen Du Haiqiong being ignored like this! The taxi driver secretly gave Xia Yunjie a thumbs up in his heart.

Damn it, the master is so awesome that the little hands that came to my door didn’t even bother to touch it!

Du Haiqiong was angry alone for a while, when he saw the little magic stick in the passenger seat sitting leisurely and admiring the high-rise buildings passing by in front of him. He was pulling as hard as he wanted, and it seemed like it was really happening. Like a master, he couldn't help but grit his teeth in anger.

But sometimes people are just mean, and beautiful women are no exception. If a man really chased her, she would still look down on him and think he was harassing her, but people like Xia Yunjie would not care about her. On the contrary, Du Haiqiong couldn't swallow this breath and insisted on finding out how much he weighed. Two, show his embarrassment.

"Can't I give you money? How about a hundred yuan? The stalls at Xianren Bridge only charge ten yuan a time." Du Haiqiong finally spoke again.

Xia Yunjie was really dumbfounded by Du Haiqiong, and simply said: "I'm really not a fortune teller, why don't you go to Xianren Bridge to find someone to tell fortunes!"

"Phew!" Shen Liti couldn't help laughing when she saw Du Haiqiong deflated again.

"It doesn't count, it doesn't matter. What's so great! It's all a lie!" Du Haiqiong pinched Shen Liti hard, then curled her lips and said disdainfully.

"The people on the Immortal Bridge are the ones who lie. Master, he is a real expert. Let me tell you, last time..." The taxi driver saw Du Haiqiong and said that Xia Yunjie's physiognomy was a lie and quit.

"Haha, Brother Guo, I was just blind." Xia Yunjie interrupted.

The taxi driver was interrupted by Xia Yunjie and smiled coquettishly, not daring to speak any more, while Du Haiqiong was already so angry that he rolled his eyes and stopped saying anything.

I wanted to punish Xia Yunjie who despised him and gain some ground, but I didn't expect that someone would speak up for him! Not only that, but this guy was so inscrutable that he didn't bother to argue with her.

In silence, the taxi drove to Deya Community.

The taxi driver still refused to accept Xia Yunjie's money, so Xia Yunjie had no choice but to let him go.

After getting off the car, Xia Yunjie walked to the eighth building where he rented without looking back, while the two stewardesses, Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti, looked at each other, and then suddenly burst into laughter.

"I thought he was just like other men, but I didn't expect that this magic stick actually lives in Deya Community." Du Haiqiong said.

"So, don't be too pretty or too confident next time!" Shen Liti smiled.

"Tch, with my aunt's figure and looks, does she still need to be beautiful? I seriously doubt this guy is a gay!" Du Haiqiong raised her chin with pride and disdain.

"Giggle! I'm really impressed by you!" Shen Liti smiled and rolled her eyes at Du Haiqiong.

"That's right! There's no reason for a man not to eat meat, or there's something wrong with him." Du Haiqiong said disapprovingly.

"Okay, okay, it's the boss' problem with that magician. He's leaving soon." Shen Liti hit Du Haiqiong angrily and urged.

"It's not that he has a problem, is there something wrong with my charm?" Du Haiqiong rolled his eyes at Shen Liti, and then walked to Building 5 where he lived.

Deya Community is an old community, and the houses are also old houses built in the early 1990s. They are all six-story buildings with one staircase and two households. Du Haiqiong and Shen Liti rented on the fifth floor.