Dimensional Eroders

As time goes by, one after another first-grade children, under the guidance of the magical punk house elves with prosthetic limbs, sit on chairs, are sorted by the sorting hat, and are finally sent to different colleges.

In a blink of an eye, 2/3 of it has been completed. Bailang also ate up the 'food' that was constantly being presented on the table in front of him. On the left hand side, a tall stack of empty plates has been built.

Speaking of which, although Hogwarts is located in the food desert of England, the food provided by the school is uncharacteristically rich and delicious.

Whenever a new piece of food is presented, the house elf who stands beside Lang, wearing a white chef uniform and the same white hat as the God of Cookery Tang Niu, and whose body has been modified by magic machinery for more than half of his body, will always Speak in time, and introduce him to the source of the ingredients and the cooking techniques in an earnest + flattering tone.

People in the Celestial Dynasty always boast about the eight major cuisines, and look down on the sum of the culinary skills of all civilizations outside the Celestial Dynasty. But the Hogwarts kitchen successfully helped Lang break this prejudice.

He has eaten about 60 dishes, only about 1/10 of which are made in China, and the remaining 90% of the recipes come from all over the world, and the ingredients covered are all-encompassing, including cheap dragons, phoenixes, and unicorns unique to this world. ...

As far as Bailang knows, creatures like dragons and phoenixes have very high B ratings in most magic worlds and immortal worlds. Although it can also be made into dishes, only the real big shots can eat it.

But the current mission world is different. Dragons, phoenixes, unicorns, giants... and other magical creatures are really being raised and even hunted on a large scale. Successfully entered thousands of households.

Even in the original world line, first-year freshmen who have just entered school can buy magic wands containing dragon nerves and phoenix feathers; and in the world before them that has been upgraded by the contractor + magic changes, such magical creatures are even more rampant. Make it into a dish.

Not only the high-status teachers can taste it, but also the students of the seventh grade in the hall. In particular, [Dragonborn] eat far more than humans, but the school has unlimited supply. Can you imagine how cheap the exotic beasts in this world are?

It is worth mentioning that the recipes of these delicacies are all from [Hufflepuff - Cooking Culinary Academy].

If 'Gryffindor' is the cradle of combat, then the core of 'Hufflepuff' is 'cooking'...?

It's not accurate to say that, Hufflepuff's 'Biology Department' and 'Potion Department' are equally outstanding, and 'Cooking and Cooking' is just a by-product derived from the two, or the crystallization of a chemical reaction.

(Biology Department, better research on the properties of ingredients; Potion Department, better configuration of seasonings, to tap the potential of ingredients.)

The dragon descendants of Hufflepuff are not good at fighting compared to Gryffindor, but they also have the power to protect themselves by killing magical animals.

But what the Hufflepuffs prefer to do is to follow behind the 'Gryffindor', help recover the killed prey, and then deal with it. Divide the corpses of magical animals according to their functions such as edible, magical materials, etc.

In the end, these ingredients are used efficiently to cook 'food', and after eating, one's own strength is greatly improved.

Sound very familiar? That's right, this is exactly the way of [Food Paradise].

Before Hufflepuff's contemporary Headmaster 'Hannibal' came to power, he served as the Deputy Headmaster for a long time. The previous dean of Hufflepuff was a high-level contractor from the Food Paradise.

Like the core inheritance of the Lion Academy, the "Buddha Saying Lishi Dahui Sutra", the former dean also left his own orthodoxy when he innovated the "Hufflepuff": [Gourmet Cell]. As the core of Badger Academy students.

After Hufflepuff students enroll, in addition to receiving seven years of systematic training for dragon descendants, they will also implant [gourmet cells] in the third grade, embarking on the road of reserve for the contractor of the gastronomy department.

Even if the final achievement cannot achieve the favor of [Food Paradise], breaking the boundaries and soaring. But among the aborigines, they can also grow to an extremely exaggerated level of 'legendary, demigod'.

It is also because of the influence of the "gourmet cell" that the painting style of the entire academy has gradually shifted, just like all the Gryffindors are fighting ashes, and all the Hufflepuffs are rushing towards the chef. The corpses were purchased from the Lion Court, and the unfit materials were divided and given to Ravenclaw, and the rest were used to make delicacies and shared with the pile drivers of Gryffindor.

Constant eating means continuous growth and strengthening. The Lion Court has mastered the secret technique of 'pile driving to upgrade', while the Badger Court has the ability to 'eat meat and become stronger'.

The two colleges get along very happily, just like the lions in the prairie are responsible for hunting, and the wolverines are responsible for picking up corpses and eating leftovers.

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As for the 'Ravenclaw-School of Biochemical and Environmental Materials', it is the only college that has completed the unification without a high-end contractor serving as the dean.

Among the four colleges of Hogwarts, the Lion House and the Badger House used to have high-level contractors in charge, and Gaia had all the voices, leaving its own orthodoxy as the core of the college.

Afterwards, the contractors who worked in these two academies, even if they left their own traces, could not compete with [Hit Ash Sutra, Gourmet Cell] for the C position, and they were all elective courses.

So most of the contractors who entered this task world and were hired by the lord focused their attention on Ravenclaw College.

This academy was originally famous for being smart, intelligent, and rich in academic masters. After the lord's reorganization, he still did not forget his original intention and became an all-encompassing 'super academy' integrating all the top disciplines.

And actively cooperate with top universities in human society, absorb the gradually malfunctioning 'modern science and technology', and try to explain it from the perspective of 'magic'. At the same time, it absorbed a large number of top unemployed scientists in Europe... and finally formed the four tiankengs of "biochemical ring materials".

(Because of the increase in erosion and the recovery of magic, modern science has entered a period of decline, but the wisdom of scientists still maintains its value and is absorbed into Ravenclaw College.)

Precisely because 'Ravenclaw' has the highest gold content and the largest talent pool, the contractors who are hired here like to leave their own inheritance in the Eagle Academy, and can obtain a higher status than other academies.

Therefore, Eagle Academy does not have the world-renowned signature town hall features like the previous two academies. On the contrary, it has been in a state of competition among the powers. If Bailang wanted to keep the "Greedy Zong Dao Lineage, Carp Dao Lineage", choosing Ravenclaw would be the most promising.

It is also the evenly matched state of the multi-party game that makes the aborigine dwarf professor Flitwick always sit in the position of dean.

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As for the last 'Slytherin-Magic Web Programming Academy', it is also the most special one.

As can be seen from the name, it is related to the 'magic net system' of the DND universe. But this inheritance does not come from high-level teammates related to the lord, or contractors hired to teach.

The major of 'Magic Net Programming' has spread all over the world in all magic schools. Was it "people"...? To be precise, it was forcibly inserted by [God].

'Hogwarts' and the United Kingdom where it is located can be regarded as the private territory of a certain lord. The other party promotes the [Dragonborn Law] in its own territory and implants it into the origin of the world. It is currently a regional-level law that affects The power gradually spreads to the world, and the ultimate goal is to grow into the underlying basic rules of the world.

Before this lord, there were already other high-level contractors (senior lords) who were about to complete this ultimate goal.

That is to weave a [Magic Web] with magic power as the standard currency for the entire earth, and successfully condense the godhead of the [God of the Magic Web].

Already in this world, officially 'Ascension to God'. They are the strongest among the lords in this world.

It's just that implanting a 'private law' into a piece of land, registering it into the origin of the world, covering a continent, and completely covering the whole world becomes the cornerstone of the law. The further you go, the difficulty increases geometrically.

[Magic Net] Although it initially covers the whole world, the restraining power from the mission world and the resistance from other lords are increasing significantly.

Moreover, the lord is also a contractor, and has a vast "quest world" for himself to fight for. It is impossible to hang himself in a world with an erosion rate of less than 60% and stop moving forward.

So the opponent chose a conservative tactic, keeping the current advantage as a hole card, and then went to other more advanced worlds to fight for a wave. If it is done, the ranks will continue to jump, hitting the 7th rank; if it fails, return to the magic world to consolidate the status of the 6th rank without disqualification.

And the "conservative tactics" chosen by this high-ranking lord is to "forcibly open" his "magic net system" to the major lords all over the world, insert them into the territory of the other party, and share with the other party. use.

From the perspective of a high-ranking lord, at the cost of transferring the control of the 'sub-magic net', he successfully expanded his 'magic net' to the private territories of other lords, and further completed his plan to cover the whole world in depth.

In addition, after the lords gain control of the 'Sub-Magic Net', they will fully develop it. Similar to countless app vendors developing apps with different functions for the Android system, the ultimate enrichment is its own Magic Network system.

For other small lords, although the 'magic net' was forcibly installed in their own territory, it seemed somewhat passive. But it's not that I can't accept foreign things.

Take 'Hogwarts' as an example, both the [Hit the Ash Sutra] and the [Gourmet Cell] are the private inheritance of other contractors. Compared with the former two, the [Magic Net] has no essential difference, except that Just a little more hanging. (Well, it is much more hanging than my [Dragonborn].)

As for the benefits, there are too many.

The purpose of the "Slytherin-Magic Network Programming Academy" is to absorb the "Magic Network Technology" and use the UK as the center to construct a "Dragonborn Magic Network System" (local area network) that is perfectly adapted to itself.

Nowadays, the Snake Academy has also produced a lot of show operations, one of which is the [Dragon Roar Magic Bit].

The dragon descendants of Hogwarts, in addition to the magic power accumulated in their own bodies, can also interact with the [Magic Web] deeply (check in, recharge krypton gold, upload knowledge, improve their user level), and in the body In the "magic net system" outside of the system, an additional [magic slot] is created to store dragon roar spells.

In human terms, it means registering as a member on the Internet and storing the real 'grenade' in a virtual account.

Then you are fully armed with Gatling and rocket launchers to rob the bank, and in the process of escaping, you have a passionate exchange of fire with the cops who are chasing the helicopter, and finally you run out of ammunition and food and fall into the end.

At this time, ordinary gangsters have already emptied their last bullet, so they can only be caught in despair, and they can't even commit suicide. But you are different, you have 20 grenades stored in your virtual VIP account.

As a result, the body is exhausted and the last drop of magic power has been drained. You can still communicate with the magic net and make a comeback. Without any consumption, you can release the uploaded and stored spells out of thin air, saving your dog's life.

In addition, Hogwarts, which has opened the [Magic Network] service, has successfully connected to the "Super Magic Network" that communicates with the world, and also enjoys the convenience brought by the [Great Magic Network].

[The big magic net] is composed of the bottom magic net constructed by the high-ranking lord, and the small magic nets of all the lords around the world.

[Big Magic Network] can effectively mobilize the magical elements on the earth and enhance the power of spells; it can be used as a tool to assist wizards and magicians to explore the mysteries of magic; it is similar to the Internet to provide big data calculations, breaking through the limits of human beings; at the same time, countless users, The lords jointly upload knowledge and share it with each other, creating a benign effect like a technological explosion.

[Slytherin-Magic Network Programming Academy] At the request of the lord, with [Dragonborn] as the core, use the convenience of [Magic Network] to optimize its core technology.

But another part of the wizards in the Snake Court represented the pure-blooded aristocrats and other dignitaries in human society before the lord came to power. They are not satisfied with the division of power at Hogwarts, just like they were dissatisfied with Dumbledore's rule at the beginning, they want a higher status and more rights.

So slowly with the [Magic Net] as the core, he tried to kneel and lick the high-ranking lord, introduce new forces to check and balance the principal, and improve his status.

Therefore, compared with the first three academies, the Snake Academy has a certain colonial color. Under the influence of the [Great Demon Net], it has gradually become a "spiritual arcanist", showing a tendency to "leave the dragon descendant into the magic net".

But 'Arcanist' is undoubtedly a harder job than 'Dragonborn', and it requires extremely high talent, wisdom, scientific outlook, and computing power. Therefore, it is difficult to get started with 'Magic Net Programming', the upgrade is slow, and it is extremely painful...

Most of the wizards spend their whole lives as low-level code farmers in the [Great Demon Network], relying on selling computing power in exchange for sharing, upgrading their level, and staying below the 14th ring.

They often die poorly, at the cost of sacrificing their hair in exchange for the level of spell slots.

As far as hair loss is concerned, it is a fate that cannot be escaped from the "Magic Network Department" in all magic schools around the world.

At this time, someone wants to ask: Mr. Ma, with the development of magic in modern society, isn’t there a magic medicine that can cure hair loss? Or is it magic?

The answer is of course there is! Ravenclaw's elite scholars have developed a high-efficiency hair tonic without any side effects. Even if you are born bald, you can grow beautiful hair after using it!

But the wizards of the 'Magic Net Department' are different. As their connection with the [Magic Net] deepens, the skull (Tianling Cap) that protects the brain will form a complex and microcosmic 'integrated magic power pattern' according to their own level. '.

This kind of 'magic pattern' is called [magic circuit] in some magical worlds, but it is different from the traditional 'magic circuit'. This unique "integrated magic pattern" in this world has a built-in "integrated chip" principle, which aims to transform the wizard's skull into a small "magic computer".

The purpose of doing this is naturally to better 'connect the [Magic Net]'.

Internet + personal computer ≈ big devil + integrated magic pattern skull.

And the level of [Magic Net Mage] is also directly proportional to the precision and computing power of one's own 'Magic Skull'. The higher the level, the deeper the wisdom, the stronger the brain computing power, the more complex the magic model is, and the faster the upload speed...

Well-founded, logical and self-consistent, there is nothing wrong with it!

So what about hair loss?

Of course, when the 'skull-integrated magic pattern' runs at high speed, it releases a powerful 'magic radiation', which kills all the hair follicle cells and causes hair loss, which makes it easier to dissipate heat!

Nima, it is too scientific and perfect!

After reading this part of the science popularization, Bailang absolutely believes that the construction of the [Magic Net System] of the great lord is too reliable and reasonable!

Although he is a member of Hufflepuff, it does not prevent Lang from yearning for Slytherin's [Integrated Magic Web Skull Technology] and the [Magic Web System] behind it.

This is really a great supplement to the [Healing Divine System]! Jidu's [Nightmare Demon Realm] can learn (plagiarize) [Magic Net]; and the integration of magic patterns has become a new target for reference.

As long as you steal this, this vacation will not be in vain!