Dimensional Eroders

Chapter 1205: Past, Present, Future

When Bailang returned to the tutoring house with his two daughters, it was just in time for lunch.

Somogo time, Wednesday.

It was obviously a school day, but the three sisters in the store were busy preparing lunch for the students who stayed in the store one after another.

Even if Bailang came back, he could only spare a cat to serve the master, to catch the wind and wash away the dust.

Bailang didn't disturb the kittenman's work, but just observed casually, and he sensed that a strong power of faith had accumulated in the shrine at the C position of the shop. The server used to store the question bank has also been activated tens of thousands of times, mostly for the knowledge of different subjects at the elementary school level.

Licorice presented food, and Bailang led the two snack foodies to bury their heads in eating, while distractedly saying: "It seems that the business of the tutoring house is quite good during this period."

Licorice agreed: "Indeed, it's just too good. The three of us are almost overwhelmed. I don't know what's going on. Many parents of students who are not in our district have traveled thousands of miles to take a taxi to their children. Sign up. Now at night, the vacant seats in the store are sold out, but there are still parents who keep calling to make reservations. The seats in the store are already charged at 1,000 yuan per hour for studying and brushing questions, but the result is still in short supply. If not The eldest sister is afraid of delaying the progress of those children's studies, so she can't bear to refuse, and she doesn't have to close at 2 am every day. Hey, we are almost open 24 hours now, and we haven't had a holiday for a long time."

Lang asked curiously: "Don't the current students take a break? They don't go home until 2 o'clock in the morning after reading the questions every day?"

Licorice waved her hand: "Oh, we are enshrining the [Mother of Mercy], just fatigue and staying up late, it's completely trivial. As long as you are devout + rich, there is nothing that the gods can't solve!"

Although she said 'God Master' in her mouth, instead of worshiping without thinking, it seemed like she was discussing her best friend. After retiring over time, they are no longer full of awe and respect for [Ji Du] and her little sisters as before. Instead, they regard the "god (evil) spirit" they enshrine as friends who talk about everything.

"Even if it is open 24 hours, it can't meet the needs of all customers, right? I checked the religious records, and there are more than 3,000 students who pay fees here, and 11,000 believers."

(When one student enters the pit, brothers, sisters, parents and grandparents will also believe in the "God of Tutoring", and bless their children's grades to flourish.)

Licorice: "Our store is equivalent to the temple of the gods, the gods on the ground, and you will get extra bonuses for learning here, so you will be charged by the hour and provide the best environment and food. Other believers will buy the offerings of the 'tutoring gods'" , take it home to worship, recharge to open the family god drop, the effect is not as good as this store. Not all values ​​​​have the time and money to send their children.”

Lang: "Wow! Have you opened online recharge service and accurately projected thousands of households?"

Taking a brief look at the changes in the family, Bailang found that "Three Sisters + Evil Spirit Projection" is also constantly improving and adjusting the tutoring business, buying books privately to learn about religion, sacrifice, missionary and other knowledge to recharge, and quickly changing from the original "coffee shop" to professional "tutoring" mechanism'.

"I don't worry about your work, but don't work so hard. I will suspend business this afternoon. I have created a professional tutoring religion [Suffering Education] for this mission. I will update the system of the 'Tutoring House' in the afternoon, and then open new services .”

Licorice said strangely: "Huh? Why is it called [Brave Education]? It's not pleasant to hear, and it has nothing to do with learning."

"[Hard education] is an abbreviation, and its full name is [Study Hard Church]. If you join my [hard education], you will be rewarded with a [coolie] for every contribution. You can exchange for various miraculous services in this store, and even embark on the path of superhumanity by pure learning behavior and become a person of ability."

Licorice's eyes lit up: "Is it so magical? As long as you are willing to learn, you will gain something? We have received many silly children during this period, and their parents have charged hundreds of thousands in the store. The three gods (Bai Chuan + Thorn + Virgin) With blessings, the speed of learning and progress is still as slow as a cow."

"So this reflects the importance of establishing a tutoring religion. The previous 'tutorial church' was just a temporary patchwork, and the four evil spirits were not professional. Now [Suffering Education] is different, regardless of the doctrine, or the [Rule of Hard Learning] that is the foundation of the teaching ], are tailored for the education industry.”

After noon, the [Kitten Tutoring House] was closed, and the three sisters took a rare half-day rest. Bailang summoned a few evil spirits to fiddle with the shrine at position C, and used the [Bitter Teaching Online Learning System] that the little mushrooms were using. 】Install overlay.

Then, [Ji Du, Our Lady of Mercy, and Black Thorn] also joined the [Department of Hard Learning], but they did not steal the limelight from [Bai Chuan Genius].

[Bai Chuan], as the incarnation of [Fu Shen (God of Hard Learning)], enjoys the C position of the Lord God of Hard Work.

[Jidu] became a shareholder with [digitalization] priesthood, and became the background board of the myth of the bitter religion, an ancient god. The status is equivalent to that of a Buddhist lamp, the past Buddha. [Jidu] opened up the sky with the body, created a "digital virtual reality" platform for the bitter religion, and created the foundation of the kingdom of God for the bitter religion.

As for the two evil spirits [thorns and the Virgin], they became the gods of [Bitter Cult]. One is responsible for strengthening the souls of students, eliminating distracting thoughts, and focusing on learning; the other is responsible for health, making up for the overdrawn body, staying up late for 20 days without sudden death. As long as the health value does not return to zero, it can always be twisted and healed back.

In this way, another subsidiary of [Healing God Department] [Great Learning God Department] was formally established. The fringe figure of the "healing gods" "Bai Chuan Genius" went out to start a business alone in anger, and then the parent company Sanxie Shen made a cameo appearance (supporting the scene) and bought a dowry for Fufu.

[Tutoring Room] The upgrade here is complete, and it's evening; Feng Ying on the other side of Somogo finally gets out of school, regains her freedom, rushes into the paradise space and starts sending messages to Fufu and Bailang.

So Lang returned to the space with his two daughters, and then Feng Ying broke in. Without any verbal communication, the two loli hugged each other tightly, and then squatted together, exchanging [Holding the head and squatting on the fence] 】The core data.

This time, the two orange [Ability Bars] had an unprecedented collision of sparks. Both Fufu and Feng Ying were addicted and unable to extricate themselves.

Bailang and Jack were too bored to sit stupidly, so they brought out a large pot of stir-fried crayfish from [Fog City]. The father and daughter exchanged feelings and discussed the future development direction and business philosophy of [Fog City Blood Moon Hot Pot City] , while feeding each other, waiting for Fufu and Feng Ying to finish communicating.

The two loli hugged each other for half an hour, and they would not separate even if they died. Their souls blended together, and they were doing double cultivation under Lang's nose!

The way Bailang looked at Feng Ying gradually changed, from the brother's doting on his sister, and the win over the rich loli's lender, to a vigilant little pig trying to win over his own little cabbage.

Although this little pig has a prominent family background, good looks, and cleverness... But even if he is good in every way, it cannot be a reason to join my Bai family!

"Fufu is priceless!" Bailang slammed the shrimp shells on the table.

"No! I support this marriage!" Little Jack slapped his hand on the table and objected.

Lang couldn't believe it: "What? You rebellious son! How dare you oppose your father?!"

"Marry Fufu, and I can take over my mother! Be good, open your mouth, I'll take care of you when you get old!" As he spoke, Jack stuffed the peeled lobster into Bailang's mouth, and began to show his filial piety.

At this time, the two Ji Luoli finally parted reluctantly. Each one showed a very satisfied expression, their eyes were blurred, and they were still immersed in the mysterious avenue blending, and they failed to return to reality completely.

"Wonderful, really wonderful! I didn't expect Xiao Fufu to complete [Rules of Hard Learning] and load it into [Baotou Township] during this vacation. This is just the finishing touch I'm missing!"

Before Bailang could speak out against this marriage, Feng Ying called out first, her face was full of surprise and joy, and she continued to clap her hands in applause.

Fufu also looked dumbfounded, showing a surprised expression, obviously shocked by a certain scene in Feng Ying's "Holding the Head Hell".

Bailang froze there, all his thoughts were stuck in his throat and he couldn't spit it out. It's his villain's heart that beats Lolita's belly. Whether it is Feng Ying, who has not yet reached puberty, or Fu Fu, who is only 2 and a half years old, they have not reached the golden age of Jiji, and they only have innocence in their hearts.

Feng Ying suddenly yelled: "Brother Bai, I've decided! I also want to join [Kujiao], leave me a godhead! You wait, I'll contact my family and order a blank godhead. You will use it Integrating into Fufu's [Baotou Township], leave a place for me, and let my 'godhead' share the power of incense when worshipers pay homage in the future."

Bailang didn't expect Fu Luoli to be so decisive, no, she is so rich, and the investment goes directly to the 'Godhead', but she still agreed. 【Mythology of Bitter Education】Didn't he just make it up this afternoon?

It's only evening now, and the sky isn't even dark, so is there any difference in adding another god?

"OK!"

"I want it too! I want it too! I want to join the 'Department of Hard Learning' too!" [Genyuan primary school scum], who has always been extremely tired of studying, said [Godfather of Spicy Strip Smuggling] Jack suddenly jumped up and smashed the shrimp shell in his hand. Throw it, and shouted quickly.

Originally, when the elder sister was doing something about [hard education] at [Hogwarts], she sneered and dismissed it. No matter how well your 'Study Church' is doing, can I be as happy as my Gryffindor 'Spicy Tiao Gang'?

On one side are a large group of hard-working students, crazily introverted, in extreme pain, self-torture, accumulating [coolies] to continue the cycle of pain; on the other side, join my spicy gang, happy education, eating and drinking big fish and meat, bullying classmates Help digestion, physical and mental health.

Even in the afternoon, watching her father busy upgrading the system in the 'teaching room', she was still not tempted. At such a young age, she has a huge role in [Blood Moon Hot Pot City in the Fog City]. There are more than 6,000 small skeletons in the waiting hall alone, not to mention the chaotic headless rabbit demon, the divine beast rainbow skeleton sheep...

But at this moment, seeing the elder sister and Feng Ying hugging each other, they kept praising how good the [Divine Department of Hard Learning] was, and they wanted to take the 'Godhead' as a stake.

Little Jack suddenly picked a lemon!

Before Feng Ying came, it was just a family conflict between the sisters, nothing more than a fight for the favor of their father (Fufu's father) and mother (Jack's mother).

But after Feng Ying broke in, she became a kid from another family visiting the house, only playing with her elder sister and neglecting her younger sister. This has already broken Jack's mind. She asked to join the [Department of Hard Learning] not because of remorse, but because she realized the importance of learning, she just wanted to fight for breath! To prove yourself great!

They cannot be underestimated. You can play, but I, Jack, can't? Never be thrown off.

When Feng Ying heard this, she nodded again and again: "Good duck, sister Jack is also here! We three sisters, why don't we follow the example of Sanqing Daozu? Although I really want to occupy the C position, but the [law of hard study] is your sister, [teach hard] It's also your foundation, I can't declare my troops to take over the master... Let's do it! Sister Jack, you are [Learn the scumbag Buddha in the past], Fufu, you are the C position, you should be the [Tutorial Buddha now], and I am [Future brushing questions] Buddha】……"

Jack said angrily: "Why am I a 'stupid buddha'?" I suspect that you two look down on me! What are you alluding to me?

Feng Ying: "Aren't you [Genyuan primary school scum]? You (male) Mama chose this for you!"

"Hmph!" Jack immediately became proud when he heard the words, "Yes, I'm a scumbag!"

Feng Ying also had such a teachable expression of satisfaction, and then added: "I am also particular about my decision. [Bitter Education] The doctrine is very close to the people, and it does not regard a few scholars as masters and gods as an important goal, but the largest number of students. ordinary students and even poor students as the audience. From the perspective of 'religious belief', it is very clear."

"That's why I gave us three sacred titles. We must also be close to the people, starting with Sister Jack's [Learn from the Buddha in the past]. It means that even if you were a scumbag in the past, you didn't have a solid foundation and couldn't keep up with the teaching rhythm. No need to worry. As long as you join my [Tutoring], start studying diligently from now on to catch up, and with the blessing of the gods, you will have the opportunity to make up the gap. The so-called "tutoring" also implies the second or third brush after failing the rankings. As long as you work hard, Always get the title on the gold list."

Silly Fufu nodded thoughtfully. Although she was very dissatisfied with Feng Ying's misinterpretation of her "god of hard study" as "god of failed tutoring", her function of hard education did include "second brush and third brush".

"As for me [Future Brush Question Buddha], it means that there is no end to learning, and there is no end to the path of practice for [Painful Teaching] believers. You can go astray in the past, but now you only need to catch up, even if you fail, don't be discouraged. In the end, not only To be able to win, we must continue to learn endlessly...Continuously create (faith) benefits for our [Divine Department of Hard Learning]. At the same time, only by staged success can we become a [Buddha of Brushing Questions] and turn back to others (tutorial stage) ) questions, continue to publish and print, use the real questions to harvest the tuition fees of other students, and continue to create (wealth) income.”

"Okay." Fufu said it was okay, and reluctantly agreed with Feng Ying's setting. Sister who blames the blame, I will eat the bitterness (to gather the coolies), and you will earn the money. Anyway, I [Poverty Wife] have five disadvantages and three deficiencies, and I have nothing to do with wealth.

"I don't think so..." Jack crooked his mouth, "Why do I, Yangge Star, in your story, have to go astray, correct my mistakes, study hard, and still succeed? In the end, I was even tamed to never-ending learning. This is not to my liking!"

Feng Ying hurriedly said: "Sister, don't be annoyed, there is another solution to [Learn from the scumbag Buddha in the past]. I use the Buddha of the third generation to set up our god position. If there are Buddhas, there must be demons. Not everyone loves to learn, If you can calm down and study, there will always be people like you, who don’t like it or don’t like it. Then [Learn the scum in the past] can’t be distracted, and you can also become a [Learn the scum with great freedom], and mess up my [Bitter Education] orthodoxy !"

"Hey, I like this one!"

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