Divine Lucky Star

As long as he is here, it will be easy, Wang Hao is not in a hurry, and immediately starts to read the sketches.

Speaking of which, the skits in this world are beyond Wang Hao's expectations! It's not that the acting is good, but the acting is really bad!

The whole skit lasted nearly 20 minutes, and Wang Hao didn't laugh even once!

Can you see such a sketch? It's fine if you can't laugh, but the actor is always begging for applause or something if he's fine-what about you singing Errenzhuan? !

"Little Yueyue," Wang Hao asked Yue Peng beside him: "This skit must be the worst one among the programs that participated in the review this time, right?!"

As soon as Wang Hao finished speaking, and Xiao Yueyue hadn't answered, Wang Hao saw the people around him and turned their heads in an instant. Those eyes, squeaky, could almost shoot him into pieces. Hornet's nest!

What's the situation?

"Brother Hao," Xiao Yueyue was covered in cold sweat from fear, and whispered, "The one who is performing on the stage is called Big Head Liu. He has always been the finale of previous evening shows. His sketch is definitely ours this time. Among the programs that participated in the audit, how can you say that it is the worst when it is the best?!"

Fuck, can such a skit be the best?

What do you think his performance is called? The three of them screamed and screamed on the stage, busy with their work, and then there was no laughter at all, only occasional applause—this kind of skit is still the finale? !

If this was put in the world before, it would probably only be regarded as the level of a cave performance, and it would have to be the kind of cannon fodder!

"Such ones are the best?" Wang Hao was dumbfounded: "Then the ones in front are so rotten?!"

The people around turned their heads again and stared at him again!

Soon, the skit was over, and the actor nicknamed Big Head Liu stepped off the stage and came towards Wang Hao!

Then Wang Hao saw the people around him rushing up, the one who brought the tea and the towel, the one who brought the towel. sit down. Let's not talk about how this guy is doing in this show, just look at his style, he is really awesome in the circle!

Hearing the tea-serving person chuckle softly: "Brother Big Tou, the skit just now was performed very well, I must pass it!"

The one who handed the towel said, "Do you still need to doubt our big brother's show? It must be no problem! This year has to be the grand finale!"

"It's so-so," Liu said, holding a teacup in his head, "I didn't perform very well just now, so I can barely score a score of 90. Of course, it shouldn't be a problem if I think about passing the trial."

Wang Hao: "..." Ninety points for this show? !

Brother Fuck, I finally understand why you are nicknamed Big Head, it must be because you are too cheeky to stretch your head!

At this time, Secretary Lin on the rostrum in front of him and several senior executives of the TV station began to evaluate the skit performed by Big Head Liu just now. They whispered to each other for five minutes, and finally shook their heads together.

An officer beside the rostrum immediately raised his hands, made a cross, and said: "The program has not been reviewed, and there will be a ten-minute intermission!"

"Pfft!!" Seeing that the show was killed, Liu, who was drinking tea, spit out a mouthful of tea from his big head, and said in shock, "Damn it, I can't even do this show?!"

Not only was he shocked, but the entire audience was probably shocked except for Wang Hao!

"Isn't it?! Liu Bighead's show has been banned?! Then will there be a show at this party?!"

"That's right, the program with Big Head Liu just now is definitely very good. This program has been banned, so shall we still use it?!"

"What should we do? To be honest, our show is definitely not as good as his one. It's over, it's over, it's definitely hopeless!"

Yue Peng was also full of horror, and said: "My God! The program of Big Liu's head is no longer available! Brother Hao, what should we do?!"

"Isn't it normal for such a show to be banned?" Wang Hao scratched his hair, and said, "I don't think it's funny at all. Even the sketch audience can't laugh, so it must not work."

To tell the truth, Wang Hao is also telling the truth, but it will be different in the ears of the people around him!

"Who are you? Do you understand what a sketch is?"

"That's right, young people, don't be so arrogant, the sketches with big heads are definitely good, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"

There is a saying that good things do not go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles.

It took less than two minutes for Wang Hao's words to reach Liu's big-headed ears.

Liu stood up with a big head, walked to Wang Hao angrily, and said with a sneer, "Who are you? You speak so arrogantly? My work is not good, but yours is good?" He said and glanced Glancing at Yue Peng, he said, "Isn't it just a crosstalk talker? What's the fuss here?"

Oh, I'll go, why don't you let people tell you that your performance is not good? Do you think everyone has to spoil you?

What happened to the cross talk? Our little Yueyue is now the pillar of the Happy National People's Congress stage! What's the matter with being lower than you?

Wang Hao just wanted to teach Liu a big head, at this time Xiao Yueyue secretly tugged at his clothes, and whispered: "Brother Hao, forget it, let's not quarrel with him, I will appear on stage later, Don't argue with him about this."

"Okay." Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders: "Then I will say a few words."

In fact, he really couldn't help it just now—as far as Liu's big-headed sketch, in his opinion, it is definitely pure cannon fodder, even those who come to participate in the review are of the grade of filling.

As a result, this Liu's big head was worth 250,000 to 80,000...

"Why, is this cowardly?" Liu laughed loudly with his big head, and said, "That's right, cross talk has always bowed its head in front of our sketches, and I will remember it in the future, don't say anything, you know?"

Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders with a smile, this guy really feels good about himself!

At this time, the intermission was over, and two sketches went up later, all of them were killed without any accidents, and everyone couldn't sit still.

"What to do, what to do? Go up and kill each other!"

"It's over, no one can pass the trial this time!"

Yue Peng was also nervous. He took Wang Hao's arm and said, "Brother Hao, I will be next. Can you do it?"

Wang Hao said with a smile: "I'm afraid of the fart, come on! Brother Hao is here, absolutely no problem!"

Standing next to the two of them, Liu's big head hummed: "You can brag, you can see that your cross talk is killed, what are you talking about!"

Wang Hao cast a glance at him—this guy is really narrow-minded, isn't he just telling the truth...

Soon the venue quieted down, and Xiao Yueyue appeared on the stage!

No surprises, when Xiao Yueyue finished this cross talk, the entire review team showed their cards together and passed!

"Fuck! Is it really over?!" Liu's big head and eyeballs almost popped out, his face full of disbelief: "This... this..."

Everyone was surprised. At this time, Secretary Lin, who was sitting on the rostrum, frowned and said, "This is not good. There are so many programs, but one good one at the end. Can't a party be just one language program! What should I do? ?”

After hearing Secretary Liu's words, everyone in the audience shut up and didn't dare to speak.

That's right, one language program for one gala is obviously not good, and it can't be done.

In the end, when everyone was in a dilemma, Liu suddenly stood up with a big head, and pointed at Wang Hao: "Secretary Lin, this person said that our sketches are not good, maybe he can do something!"