Divine Lucky Star

As soon as Liu Datou finished speaking, everyone's eyes were fixed on Wang Hao!

If the gaze could penetrate people, Wang Hao would definitely have turned into briquettes—the kind that would be shot for ten minutes!

"Who is this person? Dare to say that our sketches are not good?!"

"That's right, I've never seen it before. Why is it so loud? We can't play it, but he can do it?!"

"Never mind him, Liu has a really big head. If you say our show is not good on this occasion, let's see what he has to say this time!"

At this time, Secretary Lin also saw Wang Hao on the rostrum, and frowned, "Who are you?"

"Hi, my name is Wang Hao, and I'm here to support my classmates today." Wang Hao smiled and said, "Let's take a look at the excitement."

"Your classmate, who is it?" Secretary Lin asked curiously, "Which program is it in?"

"It's the cross talk that just passed the trial," Wang Hao replied, "Yue Peng is my classmate."

"It's him?" Secretary Lin was stunned when he heard this, and said: "Your classmate is quite talented, and the cross talk is very good!"

At this time, Yue Peng, who was sitting next to Wang Hao, spoke. He was a standard Wang Hao's best friend, and said, "Secretary Lin, the cross talk I'm talking about was made by Brother Hao for me. Brother Hao is really talented!"

In an instant, everyone present opened their mouths wide open!

The cross talk that made everyone laugh just now was made by Wang Hao?

Secretary Lin was also surprised, and asked, "You're good at cross talk, and you understand sketches?"

Wang Hao smiled very modestly: "I understand a little, I understand a little."

Hearing that Wang Hao understood a little, Secretary Lin rubbed his chin and thought about it. Speaking of which, this year's Mid-Autumn Festival party is very important. Mayor Su issued important instructions, requiring that it must be done well, the songs must be good, and the sketches must be good-looking!

As his secretary, Lin Qingfeng did take this as an important matter.

But the problem is that none of the performances of so many sketch actors can catch the eye, just such a cross talk is okay. Youdao said that he went to the doctor in an emergency, and immediately asked: "This...how about you come up and talk about it, brother?"

"Success!" Wang Hao stepped forward generously, and Secretary Lin hurriedly asked someone to bring him a stool. At this time, the director of Kung Fu TV Station also spoke. He pressed the microphone and said in a low voice: "Wang Hao, this skit is not just about being able to make funny jokes. Just kidding, this is very professional. Some people only rely on a small fire all their lives, so you can take it easy."

"Don't worry! I don't dare to stand here without two brushes, do you think so?" Wang Hao took the microphone and said directly: "Next, I will tell you about the sketch!"

"When you say you're fat, you're really panting!" Liu's big head stared, and he said loudly, "Do you know how long it takes to study a sketch? We have to study a work for a month and scrutinize it repeatedly before it can be put on the stage! You, a cross talker, dare to talk about sketches here? You still say that my work is not good?!"

Everyone echoed: "That's right, this is a very professional thing, and the lines are separated like mountains, so don't talk nonsense!"

"I'm really sorry," Wang Hao said with a smile: "I think you misunderstood me. I'm not targeting anyone. I just want to say that all your sketches are not acceptable!"

boom! As soon as Wang Hao said these words, the whole room immediately exploded!

"This man named Wang Hao is really arrogant! Does he really know sketches? He's bragging, right?"

"That's right, skits are not so easy to make. You have to have characters, right? You have to have a plot? You have to have burdens, right? This is not to say that cross talk can just make some jokes."

"That's right, it must be that Secretary Lin is here, and he's blowing his mind!"

"Secretary Lin, I can't take this job!" Liu shouted with his big head blowing his beard and staring, "Here's a random guy who says he understands sketches and that we can't act! I know he and Lin You know the secretary, but you can't cover up your friend like this, can you? Just tell him to run wild here?!"

This time, Secretary Lin was also in a dilemma, and said: "Wang Hao, you can take it easy, is it okay?"

"You don't believe it, do you?" Wang Hao said with a smile: "I knew you didn't believe it. Hey, who is that, you are called Big Head Liu, right? What was the sketch you played before?! It doesn't match up, There are no jokes, no burdens at all, you just study such a sketch for more than a month?"

"I can't?!" Liu's big head said angrily, "You can do it!"

Everyone joins in—

"That's right, Secretary Lin, if you don't care anymore, we won't take this job!"

"You can do it, if you can't, don't BB!"

"Yes, you can go up if you can, if you can't, come down quickly and don't pretend there!"

Yue Peng, who was sitting in the corner, broke into a cold sweat, Brother Hao, you are my real brother! Can you do it? ! Don't scare me!

Facing the passionate crowd present, Wang Hao pressed his hand with a smile, and said, "Let me just say one, so that everyone can understand what a sketch is!" He shouted, "Hey, that big brother, Please get a board, and I will demonstrate it to you."

The officer on the side immediately moved a board and put it on the stage.

Wang Hao walked over, swish, swish, and wrote three words on the board, and everyone said together: "Scotland."

Then Wang Hao wrote two words below, and everyone connected this time: "Scotland flirting?"

Wang Hao chuckled and said, "That's Scottish sentiment!"

Everyone was dumbfounded at first, and then all laughed——

"Hahahaha, this is interesting, don't even mention it, this kid has some skills, just a few words can make a joke!"

"Indeed, it seems that he still has two brushes, Scottish flirting, Scottish sentiment, haha, if you read this order wrong, you can kill people laughing!"

Everyone laughed, and Secretary Lin was dumbfounded. He laughed for a while, and then said in surprise: "Brother, you can do this! It's amazing, just five simple words are a joke! "

"Do you understand?" Wang Hao pointed to the five characters, and said, "This is called a joke, okay? Look at your works again. After working for a long time, you can't make a laugh. Let me say your works Can’t I wrong you?! Yue Peng, is the old Zhao from our big stage here? If he comes, ask him to come up! Get another braid of garlic, and another chicken! Find another pair of pants, the kind with huge trouser legs!”

"Okay!" Yue Peng shouted, "I'll call him over right now!"

Soon an honest-looking middle-aged uncle entered the room, and bowed to the rostrum in fear: "I'm here, I'm here, I'm Old Zhao."

"Old man, come quickly," Wang Hao waved at him, and then asked Yue Peng to help him put the prop on his back: "You put this prop on your back!" Then Wang Hao looked at the scene again, regardless of who was who, anyway He randomly found a suitable one, and pointed out: "Hey, you, that's right, you, come here, play a role!"

The little girl pointed at: "Me?"

"That's right, it's you," Wang Hao said, "Your name is Maomao in this sketch, remember?"

"Success," the little girl walked up directly, and Wang Hao confessed, "This is your grandfather, do you understand?"

The little girl nodded: "Understood!"

Then Wang Hao was looking for an actor on the spot, and soon his eyes lit up, and he pointed: "The one over there, yes, the young one, the more feminine one, eh, yes, it's you!"

The guy boss was not happy: "Who are you calling feminine? Brother is a pure man!"

Wang Hao is very happy, this guy is so upright!

"You look at the waiter in this restaurant," Wang Hao said, "I'll write your lines later!"

"Can it work?" The man came up suspiciously, and said, "Read it according to the words?"

"Must," Wang Hao pulled up another one, and said, "You're a judge of Zhong Hai's good songs, you know?"

The man nodded: "Understood."

Now that the personnel arrangement is over, Wang Hao will start to make lines. There were laptops and printers at the scene. Wang Haoyun pointed out that he was flying, and he typed up all the lines in about 20 minutes. Each person had a copy, handed it in, and said directly: "It's done, you can read according to the words. There are reminders of when and what to do, can you understand it?"

Several people nodded together: "Yes!"