Divine Lucky Star

At this time, everyone in the room was very curious. Can this sketch made by Wang Hao on the spot work? Hearing what he said was awesome, but I don't know how it works.

Then the skit begins.

First, Maomao and Zhao Laolan took the stage, and Zhao Laolan read according to the lines: "This is the most expensive restaurant in Tieling, Scotland... flirting..."

Mao Mao: "Grandpa, you read it backwards, this is a Scottish sentiment! Grandpa, this place is very expensive!"

Old Zhao: "Don't be afraid, we have brought money, 30,000, do you have a bag? It's the yellow bag."

This is the foreshadowing of the opening. Simply put, the two are going to welcome the judges of Zhonghai Haosong, but the bag containing the money has left home.

At this moment, everyone below stretched their necks——

"It's not funny, it's just an explanation."

"Yeah, what's the matter? It's not better than ours!"

Soon, everyone will know how powerful this skit is!

At this time, Zhao Laoji and Maomao entered the restaurant, Zhao Laoji: "Waiter!"

Xiaoshenyang made a splendid debut: "I'm sorry, sir, we are a high-end hotel and do not accept agricultural and sideline products."

Old Zhao: "We are eating, girl, this meal is very important!"

Xiao Shenyang: "Who do you call a girl, she is a pure man!"

This little Shenyang's cheap expression, coupled with that outfit, made everyone happy immediately.

Old Man Zhao: "Why are you wearing a skirt?"

Xiaoshenyang: "It's not a skirt either, it's cropped trousers, and it has legs... Oh, I lost my way in a hurry to wear it, I said why it's inconvenient to walk!"

When they acted here, everyone couldn't stop laughing.

The sketch "Not Bad for Money" selected by Wang Hao is recognized as one of the pinnacle works of Uncle Benshan. This sketch is called Xiaoshenyang Red Through the Great River! Although there hasn't been much rehearsal here, but among other things, the wonderful lines alone have made people overjoyed, and it is obvious that this skit gets more and more interesting as it goes on!

"Hahaha, it's so interesting! Scotch stewed noodles! Is the stew expensive? The stew is free. Let's have a bowl of stew, the child is hungry! Hahaha! It's so clever!"

"The decoration is very grand, a hall, a big room, a big photo in the middle, surrounded by flowers! There are white and yellow ones! Hahaha, this room is so uniquely decorated!"

"Is there any more than a catty? Is there... or not? These two people, hahaha, this conversation is amazing!"

The people below were jolting to and fro, and the three on the stage were also laughing as they read: "This one can be... this one really isn't!"

At this time, Secretary Lin, who was sitting on the rostrum, had already heard that his jaw was about to drop to the ground!

Such an awesome work, was it really Wang Hao who did it? ! If it's shown at the party, wouldn't it blow up the scene? !

"That's it! This is what I want!" Secretary Lin slapped the table: "Just this sketch! It must be up then!"

Everyone below was stunned——Secretary Lin was so excited!

In the next time, everyone's eyes were opened!

In this skit given by Wang Hao, the classic quotations are endless!

"Brother, next time at the restaurant, you will make all the materials yourself? What are you ordering here? There are a few dishes, two. Give me a chance. Teacher Ren comes to your restaurant. You must not express it? How about giving one? How about you? If you pick it up like this, you don’t even have a point, so we need to build another one!”

"Stop arguing, what if something happens later?"

"Sometimes a person's life is the same as sleeping. Once you close your eyes and earn a living, the day will pass, okay~~~~ Once you close your eyes and stop earning, this life will pass, okay~~~~~! "

"Money is something outside the body, what is the most painful thing for people, people die, money is not spent!"

"The most painful thing is that people are alive, but the money is gone!"

At this time, there are no actors on the stage to act, just this line alone made everyone laugh out loud several times!

Secretary Lin's eyes were as bright as a 200-watt light bulb, and he didn't need to turn on the light in the middle of the night, just his eyes could illuminate it!

"Little Wang, you're good at it! This skit is absolutely amazing!" Secretary Lin praised, and said: "Just take this sketch up, it will definitely make people laugh their teeth out!"

You are not talking nonsense, this sketch is recognized as the pinnacle of sketches, how can this one sketch make Xiaoshenyang popular? Then why doubt it?

Sure enough, when the skit was all over, there was an explosion of applause from below, which lasted for a full minute!

Everyone is completely convinced by Wang Hao now!

Who dares to say no to this sketch? ! This is the skit, right? ! In just twenty minutes, how many times did you laugh? That's too many to count! Almost every sentence is a classic!

At this time, no one dared to pick on Wang Hao. Secretary Lin asked in a low voice: "Brother, I definitely didn't say anything about this sketch. Do you have any other ideas? Your sketch and the cross talk finale are definitely the best for our show." No problem, but just two, the quantity is not enough!"

As soon as he uttered these words, brother, Wang Hao's worth changed immediately!

Even the director of the TV station looked at Wang Hao's eyes changed!

Mayor Su's secretary called this young man Brother on the spot, what's the point?

In the future, when Wang Hao sat in the bureau and said he knew Secretary Lin, who would dare not give him face? !

"That's right, little Wang'er," the station chief's tone was obviously very kind, and he asked in a low voice, "Is there any more?"

For a gala, language programs such as skits and cross talk must account for at least one-third. Now these two, although the quality is quite high, if the quantity is not enough, it still won't work!

In fact, Secretary Lin just asked a random question, but he didn't want to. Wang Hao nodded without thinking, and said, "No problem, brother Lin, I guarantee you can sell this show! I'll return this sketch Heap, let me tell you!"

As soon as he said this, everyone in the audience was stunned!

He has prepared more than one of these sketches? !

Liu's big head and eyeballs almost popped out, and he shouted, "Fuck, he's not the only one like this?!"

"Hey, who is that?" Wang Hao pointed at Big Head Liu: "It's just you, Big Head Liu, right? You come here! Today I will let you know what a sketch is! You can't play the sketch in front, but this one will definitely do. !"

Yes, that's right, Liu's big head is suitable for playing a role in this sketch!

"Me?! I can do it too?!" Liu's big head was full of disbelief, and he couldn't figure out that Wang Hao could still arrange a role for him: "Is there really a role for me?! "

"Nonsense," Wang Hao called him up, and said, "You play a role here, wait until I get the script out!"

Wang Hao was making the script on the spot, and Liu's big head was full of horror!

Could it be that this guy, this skit script, just opened his mouth? ! no? so scary? ! We study a skit at least on a monthly basis, and some sketches even take two or three months to finally get on the stage, but this guy randomly took out several? !

Liu's big head was full of disbelief, but when he got the script, he knelt down!

"You just read it." Wang Hao handed the lines to Big Head Liu, and found two people at random, and said, "I've written all the main points, is it okay?"

Liu looked at it with a big head and said, "No problem!"

So this starts to play out.

Soon, the old woman began to repeat: "Abducted, abducted!"

Liu with a big head: "What the hell are you abducting?!"

Uncle Zhao: "You read all the following words!"

Old women: "It's sold, it's sold!"

Uncle Zhao: "Read it together!"

Old women: "Abducted, abducted!"

Big head Liu: "Hey, hey, what are you talking about? What are you abducting and selling?! I almost called the police!"

As soon as they acted here, the following people couldn't stop laughing. Many people laughed and said: "Hahahaha, I can't do it anymore. This line is absolutely perfect! Kidnapping, haha! Is it selling abduction?!" "This Wang Hao She's too talented, I can't accept it!" "That's right, every line of this line is a burden, I can't accept it!"

The skit that Wang Hao chose is also the pinnacle of the skit program, selling abductions!

This skit is a burden from the beginning to the end, there is not a word that is useless! All connected together can make people's stomach burst with laughter!