Divine Lucky Star

It's only been five minutes since the performance, and everyone in the audience is laughing like crazy!

"Hahahaha! I can't do it anymore, you'll be numb if you stomp!"

"He has a big head and a thick neck, if he's not rich, he's a cook!"

"This line is made up, it's absolutely perfect! It's also a brain teaser, this question is so perfect, I can't think of it!"

Everyone laughed like crazy, Liu's big head was completely convinced, he was quite resistant at first, after all, Wang Hao is a little-known name, suddenly jumped out and said that he was telling everyone a sketch, who would believe it?

But if you look at their works, they didn't use much effort at all, they haven't even rehearsed, just this line makes people laugh!

This is the sketch!

Compared with him, those things that Liu's big head made before are nothing to mention! It's cannon fodder! Bottom! Make up!

As soon as the abduction was finished, Liu's big head immediately knelt down: "Brother Hao! You are my own brother! Please! You have to ask me to act in this sketch! I was blind before Taishan, Brother Hao, don’t take it to your heart!”

"Cut, am I as knowledgeable as you?!" Wang Hao smiled and said, "You didn't say anything this time, did you?"

Liu with a big head: "It's gone!"

"That's it!" Wang Hao nodded with a smile, and said, "This skit is up to you to perform. If you perform well, I will let the past go!"

"Brother Hao, don't say anything!" Liu's big head clasped his fists at Wang Hao: "From now on, you will be my real brother!"

After talking about selling abductees, Wang Hao casually wrote a few sketches, all of which were the most popular sketches in his previous life.

Like the classic line in "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow": "Can I still board your broken ship with this old ticket!

"Blind Date", the classic line: "Haiyan, you can have a snack!"

Happy Twist's "Traveling", "Research on Human Skin Dirt", etc.

These things were all Wang Hao's favorites in his previous life, and he just opened his mouth. The classic level of the lines could make those present stare out their eyes!

So that in the end, everyone in the audience looked at Wang Hao as if they had discovered a gold mine. No one dared to say anything. The only hope was that Wang Hao could choose himself. Absolutely can fire half the sky!

In the following time, Wang Hao can be said to completely rule the entire room!

From Secretary Lin, the director of the TV station, down to the actors on various big stages, everyone held their breath and listened to Wang Hao's sketch there.

When he finally finished speaking, everyone in the audience was in a state of confusion.

No one could say anything against it.

This is called a sketch! Take out any of these sketches that people say, they are all classics among the classics, and they can even be said to lead the trend!

"Brother," Secretary Lin was completely convinced, and said, "You have helped me a lot! This party will only focus on your sketches, there is absolutely no problem! Let's go out for dinner together later, it's a matter of course. Brother, you have to express your thanks!"

Oops, we are all embarrassed by what you said...

Wang Hao scratched his hair with a smile, and said: "Brother Lin, look at how polite you are, this means that you have caught up, you should, you should!"

"No, no, it's different!" Secretary Lin now sincerely thanked Wang Hao, saying: "This meal must be invited by the elder brother. If you don't go, it will be unkind!"

Come on, people say that, so why be polite?

So when Wang Hao had finished speaking, everyone rushed to the hotel—anyway, it was arranged by Secretary Lin today, so if you don't go, it's not for nothing! What's more, if you can get closer to Wang Hao, it's an advantage, isn't it? !

Soon, everyone arrived at the hotel, the food and drink were ordered, and everyone was seated. Secretary Lin raised the wine glass first and said, "Everyone, I am very surprised by the show you performed today! Especially the sketches that Wang Hao said are all high-quality goods. The best of the best, everyone rehearses well when the time comes, this party is a success, and everyone's treatment will definitely not be bad!"

Everyone responded with a bang, raised their glasses together, and drank a toast.

After Secretary Lin sat down, he smiled at Wang Hao and said, "Thanks to my brother, my urgent need has been solved! Don't say anything, as a brother, I will keep it in my heart. In the future, if you have anything to do, just speak up and help me." My brother will definitely help you!"

Hey, what I'm waiting for is your words!

"That's all easy to say," Wang Hao smiled and clinked a glass with Secretary Lin, and said, "I'm also good at the song class. I happen to have a friend named Jiang Feng. If you are short of people for this song, I will ask him to sing on stage." one!"

"Jiang Feng!" Secretary Lin was startled when Wang Hao mentioned this person: "That's the hottest male singer recently?! Oh, I've heard of him, and now every David TV party invites him. I heard that the appearance fee has already been raised to one million! Brother, how good are you?"

"That's necessary!" Wang Hao took out his mobile phone without saying a word, found Jiang Feng's number and dialed it: "Hello, Jiang Feng? I'm Wang Hao!"

"Brother Hao!" Jiang Feng's voice on the other side of the phone was full of surprises: "Brother Hao, what's the matter?!"

"So, I have an older brother," Wang Hao said with a smile, "He plans to hold a Mid-Autumn Festival party on Zhonghai TV. The city is very serious about it. I don't think I'll ask you to sing a song. How about it? Brother, do you have this face?"

"Yes, there must be!" Jiang Feng didn't even hesitate, and he agreed directly: "Brother Hao is definitely easy to use, so I will push down invitations from other TV stations. Brother Hao, don't worry, what are you talking about?" I can't drop your chain, can I? Tell me, someday, I'll go straight there!"

"Look!" Wang Hao hung up the phone and smiled at Secretary Lin, "Is my face okay?"

"It's more than okay." Even though Secretary Lin had seen all kinds of storms and waves with the mayor, he was really shocked at this time, and even said violently: "My brother is so shameless, I didn't say anything! You know, our stage I’ve invited him before, it’s not easy! His schedule is too full now, and we may not even be free when we ask! As soon as my brother speaks, all the schedules will be pushed, which is awesome!”

"Come on, do it!" Wang Hao clinked a glass with Secretary Lin, and the two drank it together. After that, Wang Hao said with a smile: "Brother Lin, you are the mayor's secretary, and a younger brother can't embarrass you, right?"

"That must be done." Sitting down and starting to eat, Secretary Lin also started to talk to Wang Hao: "Brother, you don't know that Mayor Su entrusted me with this party, and the requirement is that it must be good-looking. At that time, many city leaders will watch it. You said that if I screw up, will I embarrass Mayor Su? That’s why I’m so strict in choosing programs this time. Alas, it’s fortunate that you came and gave me such a big deal. It's a surprise. Otherwise, this time, I would really have a hard time handling it."

After hearing Secretary Lin's words, Wang Hao immediately understood.

To put it bluntly, there will be many leaders coming to this party, so we can't be fooled. Therefore, Secretary Lin was extremely strict when selecting programs, and in the end there were only more than 20 language programs left with Yue Peng's cross talk.

"Brother Lin," Wang Hao thought for a while, and then said, "I just don't have any urgent matters recently. If you don't worry, I will do this party with you? Your brother is doing well now, and I will guarantee you to take it out this party. It can shock all those leaders!"

"True or not?!" Upon hearing Wang Hao's words, Secretary Lin said pleasantly: "Just look at the sketches you said, brother, that's absolutely fine! Okay, we'll do this for a while! Whatever conditions you have, don't hesitate. Say, I promise you will do it all for you!"

Hey, this is what I was waiting for!

"Actually, there is something wrong." Wang Hao scratched his head a little embarrassedly, and said, "My great-grandfather in my hometown celebrates his 100th birthday on the Mid-Autumn Festival. The old man has a wish, that is, to repair the road in his hometown. That road The road is too difficult to walk, and it is very troublesome for people in the village to come out. So Brother Lin, look..."

"Building roads," Secretary Lin immediately took out his mobile phone, opened the map, and asked, "Which one is it?"

"Near DQ County," Wang Hao found the place, and said, "The road here is difficult to walk, it seems that there is a mountain or something. I ran for a whole day today and didn't understand it. Brother Lin, how can this road be repaired? "

"There are many things involved in road construction." Secretary Lin looked carefully again, and then said: "But don't worry, brother, I will respond to Mayor Su, by the way, are there any good specialties in this village? ? If it has economic development value, it will be much easier to say."