Don't Call Me A Devil

The two came all the way to Jincheng Happy Valley, which can be regarded as the largest amusement park in Jincheng, with all kinds of dazzling entertainment facilities.

Ren Jie bought two sets of tickets, pushed Tao Yaoyao into the garden, and saw the Ferris wheel, big pendulum, carousel, and various thrilling projects.

There are also puppets walking on the square with balloons, and laughter is everywhere...

Tao Yaoyao's eyes were twinkling with little stars, and she frowned with excitement:

٩(๑˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶)۶ "Brother! I want to play this, and this, and that one too."

"Wouldn't it be a loss if you don't play all of the more than 200 tickets?"

Ren Jie grinned: "That's what you said, don't be cowardly then."

The two headed straight for the super big loop project. On the way, Tao Yaoyao's eyes were attracted by the milk tea stand next to her, she swallowed, and quickly looked away.

But the careful Ren Jie found out and couldn't help laughing:

(๑◔◡◔ิ) "Want to drink? Just have a drink if you want to drink?"

Tao Yaoyao shook her head like a rattle:

(ﾟ◠ ﾟ≡ﾟ◠ ﾟ) "Don't drink it, don't drink it~ It's all made with flavors, all kinds of additives are not healthy at all, and they are very expensive, right? I have water in my schoolbag."

But Ren Jie turned around and pushed Tao Yaoyao to the milk tea stand:

"Hey~ I'm so restrained, brother treats you to drink the first cup of milk tea in autumn, why do you come out to play and think so much? Your brother is now a rich man after all."

"Hee hee~ Brother Crab~"

"Boss, have two cups of pearl milk tea, add more pearls!"

Ren Jie shook his head and smiled: "I won't drink it, you can drink it yourself, one cup is enough~"

"Okay~ A cup of pearl milk tea, 15!"

It's not that Ren Jie thinks it's expensive, it's that milk tea doesn't appeal to him at all, and he even feels a little nauseated when he looks at it. Instead, he stares at the flower soil in the flower bed and swallows, feeling a sense of hunger.

Surprised, Ren Jie quickly shook his head with a puzzled look on his face.

What the hell?

At this moment, Tao Yaoyao looked at her cup of pearl milk tea expectantly.

"Boss~ Adding pearls is free, right?"

"Of course? The little girl wants more?"

"Yeah~ add more pearls!"

"Add more!"

"Add more!"

"Not enough... add more!"

At this moment, the pearls in the cup of milk tea are almost full, there is no milk tea, it is full of pearls.

The face of the boss is black:

(̿▀̿供▀̿ ̿٥)̄ "Hard to add? I'll make you a bowl of pimple soup right away?"

Tao Yaoyao shrank her neck when the boss yelled at her, and clasped her fingers in embarrassment.

(๑◔₃◔ิ)…

Ren Jie stared immediately, took out two hundred from his pocket, and patted it on the booth.

(ꐦ‾᷄ ⁻ ‾᷅)っ.[$̲̅(̲̅ ͡°ټ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] "Boss, let's have a bowl of pimple soup!"

boss:? ? ?

As soon as these words came out, all the passing tourists were startled, and looked at the milk tea stall in a daze.

Fuck?

This milk tea stand has a good business, right?

Also sell pimple soup? A combination of Chinese and Western?

A minute later, Ren Jie pushed Tao Yaoyao to line up at the super giant loop, and Tao Yaoyao was holding a pot of black pearl lump soup in her arms, eating with a spoon, with a happy face...

Immediately, a tourist asked: "Little brother? You...where did you buy this pimple soup? I want to eat it too..."

Ren Jie turned back and raised an eyebrow at the milk tea shop:

"Over there~"

After a while, two young men carrying women's bags came to the booth:

(˵ಠʖ̯ಠ˵) "Boss, we also want to buy pimple soup!"

Boss: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇) Huh?

I seem to have discovered some new ideas for entrepreneurship?

Selling pimple soup in an amusement park?

...

After queuing for a long time, it was finally Ren Jie's turn. The Super Giant Swing is the kind of event where people sit on both ends of a horizontal bar and then keep spinning in circles.

Ren Jie and Tao Yaoyao sat in the first row, with Tao Yaoyao sitting next to him, and Ren Jie sitting next to him.

And next to it, there is a young couple...

The safety lock is down, and the facility is ready for start-up.

Tao Yaoyao was so excited that she kept calling Ren Jie to look here and there.

The young man on the side was full of displeasure:

(￢得￢ꐦ) "Can you stop being so noisy? It's so annoying, it's the first time I've seen someone in a wheelchair be able to participate in a project."

Ren Jie frowned and looked to the side, while the girl pointed at Tao Yaoyao's ankle:

"Honey, do you see her feet?"

When the young man saw it, his eyes widened:

"Hiss~ Is it magic scar disease? How bad luck! This thing is not contagious, right? Stay away from me, it's disgusting."

"If you have the magic mark disease, you can just stay at home obediently. Why are you wandering around in the amusement park?"

The girl was also full of disgust: "Is it really contagious? Hey ~ husband, let's go down."

"How can I download it when it's locked? Tsk~"

When Tao Yaoyao heard this, she lowered her head slightly, and pulled down her trousers to cover the magic marks on her ankles.

And Ren Jie just smiled, didn't speak, and silently took Tao Yaoyao's hand.

The next moment, the device was turned on, and the super giant loop began to spin uncontrollably, the scenery changed wildly, and the sound of howling wind was all around my ears...

The young couple next to them shouted excitedly, and even raised their arms high!

⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾ "Ahahahahaha, yahoo~ So exciting my husband!"

"What kind of excitement is this? It's a little kiss to me, haha, it would be great if there is no sick person next to me."

"Hahaha, you are amazing, husband!"

Ren Jie couldn't help but have two blue veins on his forehead, and grinned to the side:

(ꐦ¯ิ ◡ ¯ิ) "This is exciting? Have you ever jumped a pole on the Great Northeast Rift Valley? Have you ever swam in the Pacific Ocean? Have you ever skied and slipped on the Himalayas? Jumped on a matchstick?"

"Have you ever been to the scene of a demonic disaster? Have you ever felt the passing of life in your arms?"

"It's not exciting enough, is it? Brother help you~"

I saw Ren Jie's mechanical hand popped out, and undid the safety buttons of the four people in the first row at an extremely fast speed.

The young man's face turned pale.

=͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪ ‧̣̥̇) "You... what are you going to do? Don't make trouble, the project is still running, and people will die?"

Ren Jie looked arrogant: (･᷄ὢ･᷅) "Huh? What are you saying that I can't hear you ~ speak louder?"

"Brother Xiang will tell you how to play this project~"

During the conversation, the blue light of the robot hand was on, and the device was directly powered on. The first row of safety locks was short-circuited immediately, and it was lifted at that time.

At this moment, the Super Giant Swing just runs to the highest point.

That young man was almost frightened!

"Hey hey~ don't... ah!!!"

I saw that the four people in the first row were like the big rocks on the catapult, without the restriction of the safety lock, they were thrown out directly!

Soar!

━=͟͟͞͞ዽah~ﾞ

━=͟͟͞͞ኈahahahah~

━=͟͟͞͞ጿ yah yah~

━=͟͟͞͞ቼ Thai cool~

In the air, the young couple screamed like killing pigs, and they frantically swiped their hands and feet, making them cry in fright.

And Tao Yaoyao was so excited that she even made a superman flying into the sky:

٩( •̀ꇴ•́)୨ "Ahahaha, fly~ The flying girl is coming!"

At this moment, Ren Jie and the tourists in the back row turned pale with fright.

Damn it!

What about the four people in the front row?

Get thrown out?

Nima! then we...

"Ahhhh!"

The tourists on the facility screamed collectively, producing emotional fog frantically.

And the young couple who were projected were already crying from fright, and they were about to fall to the ground.

Seeing flames erupting under Ren Jie's feet, he grabbed the woman, then popped out the mechanical arm, grabbed the young man, and brought the two of them to the ground smoothly.

The woman's legs were limp, and she sat on the ground, her hair was like a chicken coop. As for the man, he was kneeling on the ground with a terrified expression, and there were even wet tears on his face.

Ren Jie covered his nose with disgust on his face:

(๑¯ิก ¯ิ) "This time... is it exciting enough? You went to the street without fully developing your bowel function? You have a big heart?"

"It also allows you to experience the feeling of flying freely."

"Next time you go out, take care of your mouth. Don't spray dung anywhere. Get out of my sight, or you two's mouths will be torn apart."

The man didn't dare to say anything, his face turned green while he covered his pants, while the woman looked at her target in horror.

A gust of green front blows...

Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪"∠)_"vomit~vomit~"

"You... have you pulled your trouser pocket?"

"No! Really not! I thought it was a fart, hey hey~ hold back, hold back, you?"

At this moment, Tao Yaoyao was suspended in mid-air, looking at Ren Jie with admiration:

(ʃƪᵒ̴̶̷̥́ωᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) "Brother~"

Ren Jie grinned:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧ "Go? Next project?"