Don't Call Me A Devil

On the roller coaster, Tao Yaoyao sat side by side with Ren Jie, but instead of sitting in the first row, they sat in the last row, because the Internet said that the last row is more exciting.

Soon the roller coaster started, and people rushed up to the highest slope with a car.

Immediately, it dived down at an extremely fast speed. The tourists all raised their hands and cheered excitedly, and so did Tao Yaoyao.

Ren Jie turned his head to look at Tao Yaoyao's smiling face, nothing is more satisfying than his younger sister's smile, right?

Tao Yaoyao raised her hands high and shouted excitedly:

٩(๑˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶)۶ "Hahaha! Brother? Why don't you call? Don't be so rigid, let's get high?"

Ren Jie grinned, it wasn't that he was rigid, it's just that things like roller coasters couldn't stimulate Ren Jie's nerves at all.

But in order to accompany Tao Yaoyao, Ren Jie still raised his hands, laughed and screamed excitedly!

٩(๑ʘ̆ ꇴ ʘ̆)۶“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh~”

But just as Ren Jie was grinning, an unknown thing flew over from the front row...

Ren Jie's face darkened, and he closed his mouth immediately...

٩(๑▀̿ж▀̿)۶…

And Tao Yaoyao heard the silence from the side, and was about to turn her head to look, but the wig on the head of the uncle in the front row was blown off by the wind, revealing the shiny Mediterranean hairstyle, leaving only a few stubborn weeds in the air swaying.

The wig was floating in the air, and hit Tao Yaoyao's face with a bang, blocking all her sight, and Tao Yaoyao's movements also froze.

The two of them patted their hoods on their faces, and the other lowered their heads and shut their mouths tightly. They sat for the whole journey in a daze...

As soon as she got out of the car, Tao Yaoyao angrily pulled the wig off her face, and stuffed it to the bald man angrily...

(◦`~´◦) "Next time you go out, remember to stick it firmly. You have too much oil on the top of your head, don't you? I'm afraid it's enough to cook a dish after scraping. No wonder you're bald!"

The bald-headed uncle smiled awkwardly, blushing:

(⌒ㅂ⌒;)୨ "Xiao Taotao? What are you looking for? I've been looking for it, hurry up?"

Staying one more second is disrespectful to my baldness.

I saw that Taotao was wearing a hip-wrapping skirt with big waves, exquisite appearance, explosive figure, and was searching around anxiously at the moment.

(๑•̌ж•̑๑) "Hum~ oh oh oh!"

The young girl named Taotao kept her mouth shut, and the bald man asked her something, but she didn't speak...

Ren Jie, whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, stepped forward and patted the one named Taotao:

(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ "Miss, you must have a leek box in the morning, right?"

Taotao was stunned: (｡･ˇconvexˇ･) "You... how do you know?"

The bald uncle looked stunned: "Hiss~ Taotao? Your teeth?"

I saw that Taotao showed her snow-white teeth as soon as she spoke, but there were two missing front teeth...

His appearance dropped a lot in an instant.

Shocked, she quickly covered her mouth.

And Ren Jie made a sound of "spit~", spit out two side-by-side front teeth from his mouth and put them in the palm of his hand, his face became even darker:

Teeth ٩(̿▀̿优▀̿ ̿)̄ "Here~ Your dentures flew out and fell into my mouth just now. It hit my throat...the smell is really strong..."

"These dentures are quite expensive, right? Don't lose them again..."

That Taotao blushed, and she had a great meowing smell.

"No... no more!"

She covered her face, turned her head and ran, the dentures flew out and fell into someone's mouth, is that okay?

I'm ashamed, I'm dead! Me!

The bald uncle turned his head and chased after him:

"Peach? You don't have front teeth? Why don't I know?"

Taotao was also in a hurry: "You still have the nerve to talk about me? Aren't you bald too?"

The uncle wiped his face: "Why don't you take back those dentures, because you can't hold them without your front teeth, and you spit on my face every time you speak?"

...

While Ren Jie and Tao Yaoyao looked at the backs of the two of them going away, they were also silent...

(̿▀̿_▀̿ ̿)̄ "Next time...sit in the front row..."

(̿▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)̄ "Hmm... sit in the front row~"

After playing wildly with Tao Yaoyao in the amusement park all morning, when it was time for dinner, Ren Jie found a noodle shop to sit down on the spot.

Directly ordered a big bowl of noodles for Tao Yaoyao.

The steaming hot noodles came up, and the aroma was tangy.

Tao Yaoyao tilted her head and said:

(๑◔～◔ิ) "Brother? Do you want a bowl? Why don't you eat it? You should eat first~"

As he spoke, he pushed the face in front of Ren Jie, and Ren Jie smiled and patted Tao Yaoyao's head, then pushed the face back:

"Haha~ I'm not hungry, I'm really not hungry, you should eat first!"

Tao Yaoyao looked suspicious: "It's already noon, are you still hungry? You didn't eat last night or this morning?"

Ren Jie had a look on his face: "Hey~ You don't know this, do you? Advanced genetic warriors are cultivated by absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, and they have little need for food. You will know when you reach my level~"

"Really...really?"

"Yeah! Really!"

Only then did Tao Yaoyao feel relieved and slurped the noodles.

At this moment, Ren Jie's heart was full of confusion and wonder, was he suffering from some serious illness?

Such tempting food, I don't even want to eat it at all. It's not that I'm not hungry, I just have no appetite just looking at it?

While Tao Yaoyao was eating noodles, Ren Jie looked out the window in a daze. A store outside the noodle shop was under construction, and a lot of sand and dirt were pulled in to form a small hill.

Several workers were working here under the bright sun at noon, and looking at the large pile of fresh earth bags, Ren Jie couldn't help but salivate, and a strong sense of hunger came to his heart...

Ren Jie was so shocked that he shook his head quickly. He was afraid that he was not crazy. What's so delicious about breaking the ground?

This thing doesn’t belong to the category of human food, does it?

But the more Ren Jie watched, the more he couldn't help the longing in his heart, and finally he couldn't sit still:

"Yaoyao, you eat first, I'll go to the bathroom~"

After Urin escaped, Ren Jie slipped directly to the construction site outside, pretending to be passing by, and hid behind the mound of soil while the workers were not paying attention.

Then he looked at the mound of soil with a look of obsession, and his laughter flowed...

٩(º﹃º٩)Goose box～

But the next moment, Ren Jie's eyes widened suddenly and he patted his cheek fiercely:

(ﾉ)` Yi´(ヾ) "No, no, I still have my bottom line as a human being. How could I do such a crazy thing?"

However, being hungry is really hungry. In the end, instinct defeated reason.

If you only take a small bite, it should be fine, right?

I just want to try it...

I'm curious what this tastes like.

Somehow, Ren Jie grabbed a handful of soil and stuffed it into his mouth.

It is soft in the mouth, and the aroma of earth immediately fills the entire nasal cavity. Every taste bud on the tip of the tongue seems to be cheering for joy. The taste is dense and even has a sweet taste.

Isn’t that what is called a long drought and good rain?

It's like eating chocolate powder.

A huge sense of satisfaction filled his heart, and Ren Jie's eyes brightened.

(ʃƪ✧ꇴ✧) Damn it!

I have never eaten anything so delicious in my life.

It's like opening a whole new door.

Once he started, he couldn't stop at all. Ren Jie was seen grabbing a lot of dirt and stuffing it in his mouth, as if he could eat as much as he could.

A look of happiness.

However, after eating more than a dozen handfuls of dirt, Ren Jie felt that his posture was not very elegant, so he just pulled out a piece of paper and sat on the ground.

He took the safety helmet next to him, filled a bowl full of soil, grabbed the small shovel used for plastering the wall, and ate it one bite at a time...

I've eaten three or five bowls, but it's still not enough.

Ren Jie, who was immersed in the world of food, didn't realize how weird his behavior was now.

Passers-by looked at Ren Jie in confusion as he sat cross-legged on the edge of the mound, eating dirt.

Σ( ° △ °|||) "He... what is he doing? Is he testing the quality of this batch of soil with his own mouth?"

"Shit, I... I think he wants to use his mouth as a concrete mixer, right? Mix it manually?"

"Hiss~ He...he eats so deliciously? I feel hungry just looking at it. Could this soil be Guanyin soil?"

(￢﹏￢٥) "Xiao Gang, don't look at that uncle, he will become a fool like him, let's stay away from him..."

Ren Jie, who eats dirt like crazy, has attracted people's attention at the moment...

And at this moment, Yaoyao in a wheelchair broke through the crowd and looked over curiously.

As soon as I came here, I saw Ren Jie eating dirt...

Tao Yaoyao's expression froze instantly:

(꒪ー꒪ ‧̣̥̇) "Brother? You... what are you doing?"

Ren Jie suddenly came back to his senses at the cry. Seeing Yaoyao looking at him blankly, he quickly hid his helmet and shovel behind his back, his eyes averted with an embarrassed look on his face:

(٥◔ㅂ҉̛◔ิ) "No... why not, Yaoyao? Why are you here... Pfft~"

As soon as he said this, the dry face that hadn't been swallowed in his mouth sprayed out...

And Tao Yaoyao's big eyes turned red instantly, and then she burst into tears.

˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄口˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚ "Wow ~ brother! Is all the money from our family used to treat my illness and spend it on me?"

"When you buy milk tea in the morning, you only buy it for me, and you don't even want to drink it. You only order noodles for me when you eat, and you don't even want to eat a bowl of noodles."

"I was so hungry that I couldn't die, and I lied to me that I wasn't hungry, and then sneaked out to eat soil behind my back, and drink the northwest wind to satisfy my hunger...Wow!!!"

"It's all like this, but you still spend so much money to buy me genetic medicine, take me to the amusement park with the magic mark disease, buy me milk tea, buy me new clothes, buy me delicious food, me, me, me... wuwuwu, yes I’m not sensible…”

"Brother! How can there be such a good brother like you in the world, let's go, go home, I don't want to play anymore, wow..."

Tao Yaoyao really cried, big tears kept falling, she pushed the wheelchair forward and pulled Ren Jie to go home, she was so distressed that she almost suffocated, with a look of guilt on her face.

Fortunately, I have no heart and lungs and asked my brother to take me out to play.

I'm really nothing.

At this moment, the way the passers-by looked at Ren Jie also changed, and everyone's eyes were red with tears.

Ren Jie: (•́忉̛•̀ ٥)

no?

I'm really hungry, I'm just a hobby, I'm not really poor enough to eat dirt?