Doomsday Pavilion

"Really cleaner than a dog licked!"

Only a straight boy like Sikong would say such things in front of everyone-don’t you want the face of Prince Huang Dashan?

A group of people sneered and laughed, as if they were leaking.

The wanderer was not happy at the time.

"Hey, please don't wear colored glasses. What's wrong with the dog, the dog has dignity! Our dog never licks the plate!"

While speaking, he stared at Huang Dashan with a strange and contemptuous look.

Oh, you guys run wild, and my dog's innocence has been tarnished.

Huang Dashan suddenly yelled.

"Hey, hey, see what daddy does! Daddy never licks dishes..."

Sagong quietly said,

"Master Shan, are you willing to talk like that, the Queen?"

Huang Dashan: "???"

Am I... pretty... Ma Maipi heard... am I pretty...

Is this f*ck the Sikong that daddy knows? The soul under this stinky skin is really interesting~

Frightened Huang Dashan quickly fastened his seat belt.

Daddy soldered himself to the car today, please feel free to step on the accelerator!

The wandering demon didn't understand what he said wrong, why did the expressions of these guys suddenly become weird?

The wandering demon is now a person who has broken away from the low-level tastes-especially the circulation point, which is both vulgar and accompanied by a strong copper smell.

Don't think that Lord Dog King is so good, the sky sees the sky guarding a group of energetic demon kings who have nowhere to vent. They have to worry about everything except urinating and defeating, and Lord Dog King's heart will be broken.

The wandering demons couldn't help looking at the sky.

Lord Dog King is really a profession that requires talent. For example, a guy like himself who has been full of food from his birth to the present, his family is not hungry, but he has hundreds of mouths around him, and his whole person will collapse.

One thing is true, the wandering demons are improving rapidly now.

Hundreds of numbers "Only you can't think that you can't find it in their stomachs." The little brother who nibbles the world and nibbles the air in the middle of the earth is filial to him. The mess includes but not limited to the meat, bones, magic plants and other things, his The strength to stand still has become a wishful thinking.

Everyone in the world has the potential to become a strong person, and some people need a little help.

——And Lord Dog Wandering Demon is the object of "being aided by the poor".

The resources in the wilderness are so rich, besides, there are hundreds of younger brothers for Lord Dog King to spend his waste.

Cough cough cough...

The bad news is that in addition to his sturdy strength, the wandering demon hasn't even saved half of his private money on his body, and his pockets are cleaner than his face.

I used to save some animal skins to sell a strange animal meat, but now, at most, this dog's hair is used to weigh the scales, and nothing else. All the fucking ones have entered the dogs' stomachs to hide their shame. The great cloak of animal skins has to be pierced and worn from the alien beasts every now and then.

Don't talk about what gold always shines.

Can be pulled down.

It's true that gold always runs out.

There is a saying that the words of the art and literature are said:

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.

The Wanderer agrees very much.

It was a person who was full of emotions-the weight of poverty is really-overwhelmed.

"Old You, I'm so witty... Fortunately I didn't roast the iron pig... and didn't let the dogs grind their teeth..."

Beautiful!

After eating the food and grilling the meal, he poured three bowls of soup in a row. Not only did the wandering demon not hold on, he even wanted to drink a big bucket of fat house happy water.

This damn thing is Life~The wandering demon said to Lin Chou,

"Linzi, when I was walking in the wilderness a few days ago, I ran into a strange place. There was you...huh...what's wrong with you?"

The wandering demon yelled several times, and Lin Chou was staring at the bowl in his hand.

The wandering demon is speechless,

"Lin Zi, this is... don't you have some disease..."

Huang Dashan mumbled,

"Well, black heart cancer, it's hopeless."

Of course Lin Chou didn't have black heart cancer, he was just looking up at the barrage.

system:

"Dip, congratulations to the host for making the recognized delicacy-iron bone pig set meal.

"In the first production, a 120% special effect bonus is obtained, some negative effects are eliminated, and the strength value is +13.

"Zhengzheng iron bones:

1. Those who eat this dish will be blessed with the power of iron-bone pig, the defensive power of the mouth and nose is ascending by 30%, and the destructive power is increased by 20%.

2. Increased willpower. Under any circumstance, they will insist on their own opinions and stay unmoved by foreign objects. Any malicious unit will reduce the effect and success rate of torture, arbitrariness, and deception of trust for those holding this status by 6%. Hundred.

3. Pain tolerance increased by 30%.

(Note: The iron bone status of the person who eats this dish doubles the effect on the female spouse, but the possibility of being beaten at the price is ascending to 1,200%.)"

"Dip, the temporary task iron-bone pig package, completed. Comprehensive evaluation, acceptable."

"Reward calculation..."

"Essence fusion degree +2.5%, all attributes +22, intelligence value extra +1, can teach apprentice exclusive dishes [Cooking eggs]*1."

"Especially first-level scrambled eggs (eggs).

Special effects: Foundation Building.

The egg laver is infused with the power of this system and dedicated to it. Those who eat this dish will enhance Xiantian's physical fitness and martial arts roots for his direct blood descendants.

Target crowd: pregnant women.

(Ps: This dish requires the lower female primate to hold the child to eat under the warm and loving eyes of its male lower primate spouse. The three races must be exactly the same.

PPs: According to the genetic law of genetic traits between offspring and parents based on the biology, genetics and related subject theories of the compound host worldview, the degree of mismatch between father-son and mother-son DNA fingerprints shall not exceed one part in 30 billion, otherwise it will be an egg There will be no effect. )

Production Method:.......

Ingredients: bamboo shoots, bamboo sun, iron-bone pig crispy bones, fish maw, penguin eggs. "

Lin Chou rubbed his temples after reading the barrage of Master System.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Hehe~

Sure enough, it is a dog beep system that knows how to do tricks.

What a clumsy iron bone!

This is not a clambering iron bone, you should be called "my mouth is very hard"...emmm..."my head is very iron"?

Well, after being scammed so many times, Boss Lin still has expectations for the system...

Simply naive.

So you ya this dish is specifically to provoke family conflicts, isn't it? Lin Chou is so afraid to think about people such as the famous dying little expert Huang, Bai Qiongshou, who is afraid of his wife, etc. after he finishes eating and drinking here. Back at home, the scene suddenly stiffened.

It will definitely kill people. Hey!

I, Lin, is just a cook with a super handsome appearance, and I don't want to be a bloody debtor executioner. Hey!

The brain hurts broadly.

In comparison, the inertial ellipsis of the egg and dog beep system at the back are not so conspicuous...

Isn’t it just when you’re eating food to check if your father has a cross-racial relationship?

emmmm...

What's this, don’t bite if there are too many lice, don’t worry about more debts?

Lin Chou sighed.

"Huh? Did someone talk to me just now?"

Wanderer: "..."

Chatting or something, now I have completely lost the interest in communication.

Outside.

Yanhuishan has already ushered in a catastrophic and very familiar scene.

The dogs all over the mountains dig out numerous pits and gnawed away the Naxiang red bean fruit that had just been set up with the potted plants in a few days.

After looking at it, Lin Chou said that he was rather blue and thin, and wanted to cry.

However, in the yingyingying voice of the snow dumpling boss, there is also the most excited guy at the moment.

The four dogs wailed and called.

Oh my god, there are hundreds of dogs, what a familiar smell, what a kind scream.

You have to say hello if you haven't seen it for many years. It's about politeness and quality.

So here comes the question-how can it make the little friends who used to advance and retreat and bite the world can smell its ass?

The size of Si Gouzi that can be said to cover the sky causes its ass to hang ten meters high in the air. Then Si Gouzi has already smelled the ass of other dogs. What about its own ass?

Coming and not being indecent, this is a cordial and friendly tradition with a long ethnic history. If you don't let the dogs smell it, things will be a big deal.

It will make other dogs feel that its dog's quality is worrying, and how can it be married to a wife in the future...

Worry!

As a result, in the eyes of everyone's sickness, the four dogs lay on their backs on their backs with their limbs flat, revealing a sphere-like belly and a N-meter-long tintin.

The wandering demon's subordinates rushed in from all directions, and instantly covered and drowned the four dogs.

"..."

Lin Chou spewed out 18 meters of old blood, feeling that all the faces on his body were stripped by the dog.

The pan with red and blue flames whizzed past,

"Bang~Boom~"

Half of Si Gouzi's body did not move, and the half of his body including his head seemed to be chiseled from the front of the meteorite. The whole body was below ground level, and the two hind legs were still twitching.

Even Leng Han was dumbfounded by the black of the start, his mouth opened into an O shape.

"I won't be beaten to death..."

It's not that everyone has the thick skin of Shan Ye, ah, of course dogs can't do it!

Lin Chou arched cupped hands at everyone, with a serious face,

"The discipline is lax, just laughed, everyone don't leave at night, and the dog meat pot walks away."

What is the tonnage of Lin Chou's hand strength? And in addition, the great power accumulated over the past twenty years of being single will be added. If you don’t dare to believe it, maybe this guy will be able to cultivate sparks when he cultivates the Five Dragons and Pillars~

Si Gouzi was bombarded. Such a king bombed the whole dog. The posture really seemed to be called by a meteor. It took about tens of seconds of reaction time before he squatted out of the pit. Turning over, the four paws scratched the ground frantically, yelling,

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Qin Sheng murmured,

"Life is not easy. One of the two eldest brothers is a fool. I don't care about hacking, and the other...why...why make people swollen...can you leave a way to survive?" .."

"Boom~"

There was another blasting sound from afar, and the ground trembled.

Qin Sheng was dumbfounded.

"Yes...this is something that brings echoes..."

In a moment, the top of Yanhui Mountain suddenly darkened.

A huge black vortex appeared close to the crown of the dome, which quickly expanded to cover the sky and covered the entire mountain, with a posture of crushing the city.Qin Sheng Erhu and a group of students have seen this posture before, and the heavy pressure of the order almost directly pressed them to the ground.

With a move of Huang Dashan's hand, two giant axes larger than the table top were already lifted.

"who!"

Huang Dashan sneered in his heart, we have Lin Dali, Cold Tyrannosaurus, Billowing adults, four dogs, small hairballs, and even you, Lord Shan, and I am here, what damn bastard dares to make trouble!

Everyone stays far away, isn't it okay to live a good life?

Lin Chou said,

"A familiar breath... this is..."

At the center of the whirlpool, a huge pillar as thick as a mountain smashed down in an unstoppable force, as if the dome built by the master of the system himself was nothing.

"Boom~"

it's dark.

Leng Han's figure was suddenly coated with a dazzling light, and it became as unreal as a flower in a moon mirror in the water.

At the same time, the voice of dialogue came from everyone's heads,

"Have you found the boss? Don't bring any weird things back this time."

"Shut up! Are you there, are you there... Something happened... Close your eyes and watch out for "motion sickness"... Huh..."

"What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, it seems like the lady boss, nah, I said our boss is going on a date. You still don't believe it...hehe... the lady boss comes to play often~"

"Scared, the lady boss is here too? Madame, Xiaomi is here to give you New Year greetings in advance~"

As the giant column retracted upward, Leng Han's figure dimmed like a candlelight about to go out.

She opened her mouth, as if she had said something, but her voice could no longer be heard.

Everyone can see the true appearance of Juzhu clearly.

Huang Dashan is now Spartan,

"Is feelings a well?"

You dare to believe that the wellhead is stronger than a mountain!

Lin Chou frowned,

"Sisters of the Mi family left their homes... Is something wrong with Hei Shenhai again..."

There was another movement from far away,

"Boom!"

The direction is still dark.

Then, a certain ball swooped over from the back mountain and plunged into Lin Sorrow's arms.

"Keep chuckle! chuckle~!"

An urgent thought was transmitted to Lin Chou's mind,

"The skin... the body... was stolen..."

This mysterious and mysterious "idea" communication method was transmitted to Lin Chou to the effect that "the skin of the body was stolen."

The huge wooden "skin" where the fur ball sank on the bottom of the coastline was stolen...

Lin Chou's face was instantly as dark as blood from the bottom of a pot--what kind of fucking operation is this? Can that thing be "stolen" even if it is bigger than a mountain? !

Lin Chou chopped his hand and threw out a small blackboard, and the small blackboard with words like "Closed" plunged directly into the stone with a sound of "closed", sparks shot straight up.

Everyone was frightened, Lin Chou exploded?

Um, that's right, it must be the case if the proprietress is robbed...

Boss Lin growled angrily,

"No one can take anything from me without spending money, no!!!"

A large iron chain was skillfully tied around his waist, and then with a wave of his hand, Boss Lin was flew away by a convenient shovel tied to the end of the iron chain like a fluttering flag under the baptism of everyone's gaze.

Lin's great transfer technique-I throw myself!

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