Doomsday Strikes Back

Suddenly the big kettle sounded "Chi, Chi..." and the witch doctor Black Granny said, "Come on, come on, Sodia is recovering well!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I found it, I found it!"

The young warrior Tugan saw Granny Black, the witch doctor, take out an object the size of a peanut from the glowing spider web. The object was shining with colorful lights.

The young warrior Tu Gan asked, "This is it. This is what you are talking about. Tu Gan snatched it over, put it in his hand and said, "What a beautiful little thing, just like peanuts!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Bring it here, what kind of peanuts are these!"

Before the witch doctor Hei Granny finished speaking, Tugan put the peanuts in his hand into his mouth. The witch doctor Hei Granny was shocked and said, "No, no... you can't eat this qualification certificate.

Not peanuts!”

The young warrior Tugan was making chewing movements, and the witch doctor Black Granny said, "Give me back my qualification certificate, give me back! You are a pig! Why do you eat everything?"

Tugan chewed and said, "It tastes great!"

Granny Hei, the witch doctor, straightened the clothes that were about to fall off, stretched out her hands, pulled the dried soil from her mouth and said, "Hurry up, spit it out quickly, you damned dried soil, who told you to swallow it, return it to me now."

,Give me back my qualification certificate!”

The young warrior Tugan said, "I'll shake you to death, ah! My tongue, don't pull my tongue! It hurts..."

The witch doctor Hei Granny pulled Tu Gan's tongue to its long length and loosened it. Tu Gan's long tongue curled back and fell on his face. Tu Gan's eyes rolled around and he said, "You are not torturing this."

How can a damn person be so tongue-tied?"

The witch doctor Hei Po Po was crying and was about to pull Tu Gan's tongue again. Tu Gan put his hands on his chest and said, "Don't... don't do this! I will pay you back."

After hearing what Tu Gan said, Granny Hei, the witch doctor, stopped crying and said, "You scared me to death. I thought you ate the peanuts."

The young warrior Tugan said, "I was just joking with you to see your reaction. Isn't that just a testimonial?"

I saw the young warrior Tugan stirring his tongue in his mouth, and saw the peanut shining on the tip of his tongue. The witch doctor Hei Granny was also puzzled. After searching for a long time, she couldn't find it. She didn't know Tugan.

Where did you hide the peanuts?

The witch doctor Black Granny asked, "Where did you hide it and it took me a long time to look for it?"

The young warrior Tugan threw the peanuts to the witch doctor Black Granny and said, "I hid it in my teeth. Of course you can't find it. The root of my teeth has been stretched by you and it still hurts!"

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The witch doctor Black Granny rolled her bright eyes and said, "You deserve it! You asked for it, what does it have to do with me?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Your qualification certificate is really different from other people's. Why does it look like peanuts?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Don't you know this? Are you really a layman? Look at..."

The young warrior Tugan saw Granny Hei, the witch doctor, put the peanuts between his hands and peeled them gently. The skin of the peanuts was peeled off, revealing a white object inside. Granny Hei, the witch doctor,

Put the white jade-like thing in the palm of your hand and say, "Look..."

I saw the white object placed in the hands of the witch doctor Black Granny, slowly stretching out, just like the roots of a tree sprouting, and gradually the white object turned into a piece of paper. Tugan looked at what happened to the white object,

"It's incredible. How could you put such a big piece of paper in the peanuts? How did you do it?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "This is a secret. This is my personal cultivation."

The young Tugan asked, "Oh Magad, a secret! It's a secret again. Where can there be so many secrets? Girls have so many secrets, so many that they are out of control. It's okay if you don't know the secrets."

Tugan said, "Let me see what you wrote above? I really can't believe your medical qualifications."

The witch doctor Black Granny put her medical license behind her back and said, "I can show it to you, but you are not allowed to put it in your mouth."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Don't worry! Be at ease."

Granny Hei, the witch doctor, handed her medical certificate to Tu Gan, who said, "Don't worry, don't worry, hey! I promise not to use it to wipe my butt."

When the witch doctor Hei Po Po heard what Tu Gan said, she froze her hands in the air and said, "I regret it. I should have known I wouldn't give it to you."

Tugan laughed and said, "Just a joke, just a face joke! Hey! Why can't I understand it?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Why can't you understand? I fainted! You...you took it over, okay?"

The young warrior Tugan touched his head and said, "Hey! Blame me, I took it over."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "It's no wonder. Your IQ and your EQ are the same, both zero and zero. I guess you are not human. It's possible that you are like the mud-pecking rats, and belong to the domestic animal category."

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The young warrior Tugan said, "Women are really good at writing ink. What is written on this medical qualification certificate? Why can't I understand any of it!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Why can't you understand? Bring it here and let me train you."

The witch doctor Black Granny pointed to the medical qualification certificate in her hand and said, "Look, this is a simple map of the Tree Root Country. This is the scope of our witch doctors' medical practice."

The young warrior Tugan said, "I'm sorry that I can't understand. It turns out that's what it is. When you said that, I suddenly realized what are these two pairs of little feet?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "You really don't know? These are the footprints of the Black King of Tree Roots! In other words, only by printing these two pairs of footprints can you prove your medical level and qualifications. I'm not lying to you!"

My medical qualifications were given by King Tuhei himself."

The young warrior Tugan covered his mouth and said, "Hey! Haha... I gave it to you with my own hand. Isn't it obvious that it was given to me with my own feet? Do you still want it?"

The young warrior Tugan raised his feet and said, "Do you want more? My feet are bigger than King Tuhei. I will give you a foot gift as well."

The witch doctor Black Granny sniffed the air and asked, "What does it smell like? Why does it smell so bad?"

I saw the young warrior Tugan put his feet on his neck, sniffed the air and said, "There is no smell! There is no smell."

The witch doctor Hei Granny pinched her nose, pointed at Tugan's feet and said, "You...see for yourself!"

The young warrior Tu Gan looked at his feet and saw a few flies circling back and forth around his feet. Tu Gan took a smell and said, "Holy crap! The smell is really strong."

After Tu Gan finished speaking, he fainted and was overwhelmed by the smell of his own feet. The witch doctor Black Granny walked up to the young warrior Tu Gan and said, "Stop pretending, it's not that serious. The smell of your own feet will hurt you."

The smoke is coming, get up quickly, stop causing air pollution, and put on your shoes quickly!"

Tugan jumped up with a startled sound and said, "How did you know I was pretending to be dead?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Haha, my dear, it's not that simple. How can you open your eyes while pretending to be dead? Don't you know how to open your eyes?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Oh! So that's it. I know. If I am pretending to be dead next time, I must close my eyes."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Farewell, you'd better open your eyes! You look good with your eyes open and closed, but if you close your eyes and pout your mouth, people will look scared."

The young warrior Tugan smiled lewdly and said, "Haha! That's right, that's right, what you said is right! I'm a girl killer!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Girl Killer! That's what I'm saying? This trick of yours is useless against my young lady killer. I can clearly see your pettiness."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Don't talk about me like that, okay? You're right...if there was a mouse hole, I'd love to get into it right now. Don't say I'm worthless, okay? You have to be kind!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I can't defeat you, so I've been defeated by you! Aren't you the girl killer?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Hey! Just admit defeat! By the way, why are King Tuhei's feet so small? It shouldn't be!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "How do I know this? But I heard that King Tuhei has a strange disease. It turns out that his feet are very big and very long! And now I don't know why? The feet are so small that they are terrible."

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The young warrior Tu Gan said, "In ancient China, those women had their feet bound. The three-inch golden lotus was the most beautiful. The smaller the feet, the more beautiful the person. Could it be that King Tuhei also had his feet bound."

The witch doctor Black Granny looked at her feet and said, "No way! How painful would it be to be entangled? Fortunately, I didn't live in that era, otherwise I would have suffered the pain of forcing girls into prostitution!"

The young warrior Tugan untied the cloth belt above his trousers, and the witch doctor Black Granny protected her peach-like breasts and said, "What on earth do you want to do? How do you take off your pants! Why are you acting like a gangster to others again! Don't... don't.

!

The young warrior Tugan said, "Are you thinking too much? I just want to wrap the cloth belt around my waist around your legs to let you experience the feeling of binding your feet."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "You are so bad, why don't you bother me? You really know how to think! You are simply a rare talent, you are so rare!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Let me see your feet!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I hate it. Why are you looking at someone's feet?"

As the witch doctor Hei Granny spoke, she stretched out her feet and said, "Why are you looking at someone's feet? But you have seen their bodies at a glance, so it's okay to show you my feet."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Your feet are so small! They are as small as those in ancient times."

The young warrior Tugan rolled up the trousers of the witch doctor Black Granny, lifted them up, and said, "Fuck! Are you a boy or a girl?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Of course I am a woman! Why do you say that?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Look at your legs. Why are there so many leg hairs? The leg hairs grow like hair. Were you an ape in your last life? The hair on your body has not faded cleanly. Look, what do you look like?"

Like a man, I feel a little uncomfortable with it!"

I saw the cloth belt in the hand of the young warrior Tugan shining brightly, like a black crystal snake, spinning several times in the air, as if it was alive, and wrapped around the waist of the young warrior Tugan. The young warrior

Tu Gan said, "That's right, I am the only one in the world. Of course I am rare. There are not many people like me, so I am rare. So I am who I am. No one can change it. I live for myself."

, I live for the country of tree roots.”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I didn't realize that your dream is really great. It should have been your dream complaint just now!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Dream complaints? I don't understand that this is a dream declaration! You are so funny! You are really good at talking."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Hey! A dream declaration is just a dream declaration! But the dream is too big for me, I haven't thought about it yet?"

The young warrior Tugan smiled maliciously and said, "Hey! Why are dreams too big for you? Everyone has dreams! You still have dreams! Dreams? But... dreams are for you,

It’s outdated! You’re so old, why do you need any more dreams?”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Huh! You are a dog looking down on others. You have never heard a word! Live and learn! Although I am old now, my heart is still young. Look at me, now

How young."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Yes! What you said makes sense. Mentality determines everything. Mentality is more important than anything else. Just like me now, I don't seek wealth, but just live a heartless life."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Haha, living heartlessly is also a state of life. You are particularly like me in this way. This is the life I pursue. Simplicity is the truth!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "But it's true that I also have dreams?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "You have a dream, what dream? It must be an erotic dream!"

The witch doctor Black Granny asked, "What erotic dream?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Hey! You don't even know this. Dreams in spring are called spring dreams! Haha..."

The witch doctor Hei Granny scratched her hands and posed in different postures and said, "Are you just a dream? I think you are a dream! You are really stupid, haven't you noticed? Do you have hairy eyes?"

Is it done?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Yes! My eyes have indeed grown hair! And it's black hair!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "How can black hair grow above your eyes? You are too funny!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "You also have black hair above your eyes! But your hair is longer than mine! It's indeed quite long! Guess what the black hair is?"

The witch doctor Black Granny asked, "Don't I have any hair?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "You are so stupid, it's your eyelashes!"

The witch doctor Black Granny took a breath and said, "It's so boring!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "What did you say your dream was? I already know, it must not be an erotic dream!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Are you so stupid? You didn't see it! I'm so young, this is my dream. I hope that the potion I develop can stay young forever, sell it at a good price, and become a tree."

The richest man in the country."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Become the richest man! You can do it. I think you can compete with the Black King of the Root Country, but you are not far from death."

I saw the witch doctor Black Granny saying, "Wait a minute, I have something good to show you. These are the crystallization and sweat of my life!"

The witch doctor Hei Granny pulled down the glowing spider web above her head and took out a flesh-colored stick. The young warrior Tugan looked at the witch doctor Hei Granny's red face and said, "What is this? I seem to be

I’ve never seen such a flesh-colored stick before!”

The witch doctor Black Granny was a little nervous and hesitantly said, "This...this...this is a must-have thing for women. You, a child, don't understand! Don't talk nonsense!"

I saw Granny Black, the witch doctor, hurriedly throwing the flesh-colored stick in her hand into the glowing spider web. The young warrior Tugan chased after him and asked, "Show me, show me. I'm so anxious for you. I'm so worried."

This is well researched, let me see what it is?"

I saw the witch doctor Black Granny change from a lady to a shrew and said, "What are you looking at! It has been thrown away!"

The young warrior Tugan said in his heart, "What a terrible shrew! She can really scare a person to death when she gets angry. But her glowing spider web must hide a lot of good things? Hehe! The witch doctor Black Granny is weird! Why hide things in

In the spider's web, I feel like I'm a spider spirit."

The witch doctor Black Granny stood in the glowing spider web for a long time and said, "Oh, hey! Look at my head! I'm old and I can't bear to be weak. I put these treasures here."

The young warrior Tugan saw the witch doctor Black Granny touching his body randomly and saying, "What? What is it!"

The witch doctor Black Granny touched her body randomly, and the young warrior Tugan asked, "What are you touching?"

I saw the witch doctor Black Granny saying, "Found it!"

The young warrior Tugan saw various medicine bottles floating around the body of the witch doctor Black Granny, spinning around the witch doctor Black Granny. The young warrior Tugan said, "This is your life's hard work and sweat! This is not true.

Are they all ordinary bottles? I don’t see any difference.”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "That's wrong! Of course you can't understand it, you can't see it, you can't see it clearly! These are my treasures. These are the most valuable treasures in my body. For example, if you

If you trade your life, maybe I won’t even give it to you.”

The young warrior Tugan said, "You mean, my life is more valuable than your potions! I just have a cheap life!"

The witch doctor Black Granny smiled and said, "It can be understood that way! Suddenly I found that your brain was enlightened. It turns out that you are not stupid!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "I'm stupid to begin with, but when you said that, I was confused. What exactly are in these medicine bottles? It's so mysterious!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "You haven't seen it yet! All my hard work has been in vain. You haven't seen me scratching my hands and posing!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "I saw it, and I saw it very clearly! You are scratching your hands and showing off! You are clearly showing off your anger!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Don't you see that sometimes I turn into a little girl, sometimes an old woman, and sometimes a big sister?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Oh Gad! I know what it is?"