Doomsday Strikes Back
Chapter 309 Potion of Youth
The witch doctor, the black lady, smiled and said, "It's good to know, you know what it is! What I said, you understand! It seems that we have a tacit understanding! It seems that you are not stupid, you can understand it at all! Then you can tell me
What are these bottles in them?”
The young warrior Tugan Road "It's too simple!"
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, looked at the young warrior Tugan affectionately, and was full of expectations for her, saying, "Little Guy! Little Kid! Say it!"
Young Warrior Tugan Road "Poison!"
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Damn! fuckyou! Why are you so capable? You don't have a common language with you and can't communicate with you."
The young warrior Tugan walked a few steps towards the witch doctor Black grandma, "Why don't you have a common language? We are not the Heat speculation!"
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "You are a scoundrel, a scoundrel! I can't tell you, and I can't explain it to you."
The young warrior Tugan said, "Then you just tell me directly, I'm stupid, and I can't guess it. Are the rotating medicine bottles around your body just poisons? Just tell me honestly, suspended medicines
What exactly is the bottle filled? Otherwise, I will drink all the poison in these medicine bottles and show you how much I will die."
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Hmph, how uneasy you are! Show me to death. Didn't you just remind you just now? Didn't you see me younger? Can you turn from a little girl into an old lady at will?
”
The young warrior thugs his head and said, "I understand, I know."
The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "It's true, you finally understand. I thought you were not open-minded? I thought you were just thinking about it?"
The young warrior Tugandao, "So you know how to disguise, how did you do it."
The young warrior Tugan walked up to the witch doctor Black Grandma, grabbed the witch doctor Black Grandma with his hands and said, "It's not like it! Your disguise technique is quite hidden."
The witch doctor, the black lady, said, "Oh, it hurts... It hurts so much. Why do you tear my face? That's my real skin! My face is real, and it's not something you use to disguise, you...
...How can you treat the elderly like this? You are so rude."
The young warrior Tugan said, "I just pinched your face. It really doesn't seem like I've used disguise? How did you do it."
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, covered her face and said, "Before I started talking, you have to reach out!"
The young warrior Tugan saw the medicine bottle around the body of the witch doctor Black Grandma, and it was spinning around the body of the witch doctor Black Grandma, and it became bigger and bigger, saying, "This medicine bottle is so magical."
!I didn't squeeze the medicine bottle, and the medicine bottle was hidden, and now it appeared again. This medicine bottle is not simple, so you can briefly introduce to me what kind of medicine bottles are filled with
.”
The witch doctor, Daniel Black, said, "These magical potions can keep us young forever! Haven't you seen me twisting my waist and scratching my hands like you?"
The young warrior Tugan said, "Oh! I know! It turns out that these potions make you so young, it's so amazing."
I saw the young warrior Tugan tinted a bottle of red potion with his hands, and the potion bottle became bigger, and the red potion bottle was spinning and shining. The young warrior Tugan till "Is this bottle fully automatic?
It's getting bigger! What's the function of this red potion? Give me Duji Duji?"
I saw the young warrior Tugan was about to drink the red potion bottle.
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Around my body, you see, the red, yellow, blue, green and purple medicine bottles, not all the medicines can be kept young forever. They need to be prepared according to proportions. Who would it be in normal times?
If you drink it, then he can only wait for death, but I only know about this pharmacy! If you really want to drink it, then you can drink it!"
The young warrior Tugan was about to drink the red bottle in his mouth, but the witch doctor Black Grandma said, "You want to kill me, why didn't you say it earlier? I almost drank it."
The witch doctor, Grandma Hei, said, "Look at your promising prospects. Before I finished speaking, you just pour it into my mouth. Then I have no choice."
The young warrior Tugan sighed relieved and said, "I have to come, this red potion almost killed me! It's so hysterical! Fortunately, I didn't fall into your plan and didn't drink it all in one go.
Otherwise, my good deed will be unthinkable?!..."
I saw the young warrior Tugan throwing the red bottle to the witch doctor Black grandmother and said, "Let's go! Poison, poison! I can't play with your poison, so you should keep the necessary needs yourself!"
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Hehe! Who made you greedy cats? Not much (responsible), deserve it (unlucky), who made you chew on it like this (greedy)?"
The young warrior Tugan said, "You are just eating it? I just want to drink and see if I can become as young as you, but your potion is really amazing, making you young and energetic, and
There is a beautiful addition."
The witch doctor, black grandmother, covered her mouth and was fucked by the dirt and praised her, "Hehe! Awards, awards! Do you know how many experiments I have experienced in these experiments? But efforts will eventually pay off. I succeeded and I persevered.
, But these potions have side effects. Look at my memory and always forget things. For example, what happened today will be forgotten tomorrow!"
The young warrior Tugan said, "Wow, wow! Really, it is understandable that you forget things, because you are old! I only realize that you are so great now, you are so good, although now you are better than what I do
It's far from that, but you have done a good thing for our Shugen Country. On behalf of the people of Shugen Country, you expressed your deep condolences and gratitude to you."
The witch doctor, the grandmother-in-law, said, "I'm grateful for the condolences, so I'll spare you! You're like smearing honey in your mouth. You'll eat honey!"
The young warrior Tugan Road "It's not just about eating honey, I really want to eat honey. Look at you, you look like a flower, I really want to pick it, but I have this thief heart and don't have this thief courage. I can only see it.
Look, there is nothing we can do about it.”
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "You men! You speak one by one, and you can simply describe your mouth as a perfect match."
The young warrior Tugandao, "Since I praise you for this, you should make some statement!"
The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Haha! I'm wondering too? I'm thinking that you praise me like a Baohua. You definitely have a purpose, otherwise it wouldn't be you, you! It will only cause me to lose again and again.
I'm used to it, but although you didn't really praise me, I could only accept your false and long-lasting words."
The young warrior Tugan defended, "I speak to you out of sincerity! Heaven and earth can be seen!"
The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Hehe! OK! OK! I admit that I am soft-hearted. Who made me a woman? I didn't blame you. I admit that you are praising me, okay? Don't say those empty words
Oh! But I feel comfortable listening to those words you said."
The young warrior Tugandao, "Look, you admit that I praised you for being like a bun, but you should also express it. Use your magic potion to match it, I'll try it, see if it's good to be a big kettle
When Sodia woke up, she saw me like this and might not know me anymore. If you don’t say it, I won’t say it, and I will give her a surprise!”
The witch doctor, the grandmother-in-law, said, "You really think about it! Surprise? I'm afraid you'll be scared!"
The young warrior Tugandao "Scared! Yes... You know me so much, confusing people is my strength!"
The witch doctor, the black grandma, smiled knowingly and said to herself, "Is it your strength to prank people? Hehe, I will prank you too."
The young warrior Tugan kept pestering the witch doctor Hei Grandma and said, "Can you do it! Please, my happiness is reliable."
The witch doctor, Grandma Hei, smiled and said, "Since you said that, it's hard for me to postpone it, so let's settle it like this! Give you my magic potion."
The young warrior Tugandao, "It's true, I really have to use the magic potion. I'm not dreaming! It's said that you are stingy, but I didn't expect that you are so generous. You are so arrogant.
OK! It’s really rare to see people as good as you and people who are so easy to talk to in the world. I thank you on behalf of my happiness.”
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Come on, come on, don't flatter me, you are a flatterer, don't talk about those useless."
The young warrior Tugan said, "You are not a horse, where do you come from flattery? What I said to you is useful, why is it useless? Those words are... but they are all in my heart.
The words of the heart are like the world, there are not many people who have the heart to me. You are the exception. You should feel extremely honored and honored. The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, you are so nice and helpful, and you should be awarded it to you.
A reward for helping others.”
The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "You are a flatterer."
The young warrior Tugan said, "Hehe! I am a flatterer, I admit it, I am... But have you ever seen the best flatterer in our Shugen Country?"
The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "The most awesome flattery, who are you talking about? Why don't I know?"
The young warrior Tugan said, "How can you know if I don't say it? Of course you don't know if I don't say it. If you know, then you are really a god, then I can really worship you."
The witch doctor, the grandmother-in-law, said, "But I know a little bit, can I predict what others will say next? I can understand that little bit."
The young warrior Tugandao, "Is it true or false? Then you can guess the little privacy in my heart."
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "I am not as powerful as you said, I am just a little bit!"
The young warrior Tugan said, "Hehe! Well, I'll test you. Guess you, guess what you mean (Zaozhuang dialect, guess what)" What am I thinking now?"
I saw the witch doctor Black grandma closed her eyes. When she opened her eyes, the young warrior Tugan found that the witch doctor Black grandma's eyes were glowing red, and her voice was very thick, as if she had become another person.
"I guess your next sentence is going to say...you're going to fart!"
Young Warrior Tugan Road "Wow, you are really great!"
I only heard a "bang..." sound coming from the young warrior's butt, saying, "Congratulations to you, the witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, I didn't expect that you really have two brushes, and there is nothing to reward you,
I'll reward you with this nonsense!"
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "You are kidding! There is no way to give gifts."
The young warrior Tugan said, "Hehe, I don't tell him anyone else. This is my unique skill! I can tell you the truth. I'm so fucking! It's a very good nose covering effect.
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, rushed to her nose and said, "Young warrior, your fart has been spent half an hour since it was put on it, why is it still so smelly! It's even more smelly than stinky tofu! It's so big, please flash with your hands
I can't stand it if you let your fart spread as soon as possible. I'm so fumbling that I can't breathe."
The young warrior Tugandao, "It's strange, why don't I smell my farts smelly!"
The witch doctor, the grandmother-in-law, said, "Because you may be used to it! Of course, you don't smell your farts! It is said that there is a set of punishments in the roots of the tree that specifically interrogates prisoners. Is that true?"
The young warrior Tugan said, "What are you saying? What are you doing? I can't understand what you said, the bullhead is wrong, what punishment is against prisoners? Everyone is adults, so let's explain whether it's good or not, don't slap words.
good?"
The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "It is just a punishment for the prisoner to be punished specifically."
The young warrior Tugandao, "How to punish criminals with farts? Are you kidding me! Are you teasing me?"
The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "You don't believe it! It's really true! It's in the tree demon prison."
The young warrior Tugan said, "Really, give me a la la, how do you punish criminals with farts? Where does that fart come from."
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "It is said that in the tree demon prison, the prisoners did not confess. There was a group of giants who ate 24 hours a day. Their bodies became bigger and bigger, and their stomachs became wider and wider.
Planting golden beans produces a kind of fart that is specifically targeted at prisoners, and this fart is extremely smelly,"
Young Warrior Tugan Road "Big Giant? Fresh, I have lived in Shugen Country for more than 20 years, and I heard of it for the first time."
The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "The fart produced by the giant, if the prisoner sucks enough, it can cure the prisoner and die. When the prisoner really can't stand the stinky fart, if he really can't stand the torture, he will naturally be...
I confessed honestly. It is said that the giant's fart is very powerful, and it is particularly lethal and destructive. It seems that when the soldiers of Shugen Country took the giant to judge the prisoner, the prisoner refused to do so.
To be honest, confession, maybe the giant used too much force and farts too loudly, which made the tree demon prison collapse. It is said that many people died and many prisoners who escaped."
The young warrior Tugandao "It's really incredible. I didn't expect that stinky farts could be used as a deadly lethal weapon."
Suddenly, the young warrior Tugan farted again and said, "I have been holding it in my stomach for a long time. I still feel comfortable fart. My stomach is no longer enlarged, and my body is really comfortable."
The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, covered her nostrils and said, "Don't let it go, I'm not a prisoner, your fart is almost catching up with the giant."
The young warrior Tugan said, "Hehe! I feel a little embarrassed when I make you laugh. But has anyone seen what the giant looks like?"
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "I heard them, I have never seen them. It is said that the giant looks particularly like a Japanese sumo wrestle, but it is even bigger than a Japanese sumo wrestle. It has a head as big as a copper coin door and a body.
Needless to say, the height is natural. Do you want to see the giant? Do you really want to!"
Young Warrior Tugan Road "I really want to do it! I'm particularly curious about these new things."
The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "I have thought of a good way for you. Do you want to experiment?"
The young warrior Tugan Road "What is the best way? Tell me out and everyone discusses and studies. If you keep a giant as a pet at home, wouldn't it be too contempt?"
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, smiled with a malicious intention and said, "If you want to see the giant, the best way is to make something or a serious crime, you will naturally see it!"
The young warrior Tugandao "Damn, go to death, what's the idea? You have so many ideas. It's really nothing wrong with ginger or old ones!"
The young warrior Tugandao, "How was the big giant in the tree demon prison? Didn't that big giant's fart destroy the entire tree demon prison?"
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Later, it is heard that the tree demon prison is the heart-to-heart treasure of the Black King of the Tree Root. It was destroyed by a big giant, but it made the black King of the Black King feel sorry for it. Later, the big giant was affected.
The punishment should be, but I don’t know where the giant was taken away by the Tui Black King, and there was no trace. I guess it might be that the Tui Black King hid the giant somewhere and might have used evil spells.
It's all frozen!"
The young warrior Tugandao said, "Oh! So that's it! The mud-pecker is coming, why doesn't the Turkish King use the giant? How powerful is the lethality and defense ability! It can resist the mud-pecker."
The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "I don't know, this is just a legend. Is there really a giant or not? This is simply a mystery."
The young warrior Tugan Road "Then... why... why... why are the giants so huge? Are they the people of Shugen Country? Or..."
The witch doctor, Daniel, said, "He is the people of Shugen Kingdom, but the giant was like us when he was young. Every year, the Tuhei King selected the giant from children aged 3-6."
Young Warrior Tugan Road "How to select, how to select, after the selection?"
The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Of course, it is a healthy child aged 3-6. It is not enough to have few arms and legs. After the selection, the children's parents will receive a considerable amount of property, and from then on, the children will be cut off from their parents.
Relationship and connection.”
The young warrior Tugan Road, "Ah! That's not a child trafficking, what a poor child! The giant is so pitiful."
The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Later, it is said that the child will take a medicine every day, and gradually the child's body will become bigger and fat. By the time they are 10 years old, they will be able to produce a kind of fart, which is what we now call it "
The lethal fart.”
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