Doomsday Strikes Back

The young warrior Tugan said, "It's incredible. What you're talking about is that the giant is not an adult, but a child."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Yes, that's right! But giant giants generally don't live long. Their average lifespan can be 20 years old, and then their farts will be gone, and people will die naturally."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Then I...I really drank it...you...don't stop me. I will drink the whole bottle of potion and leave nothing for you."

The young warrior Tugan said, "How pitiful! I didn't expect that behind the giant giant there was a child. The damn King Tuhei actually used the child as a tool. Damn it, damn it."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "That's just a legend. I don't know if it's true or not. So don't be filled with righteous indignation and fight against injustice."

The young warrior Tugan said, "No way! When you said that, I was very angry."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Who is that toady from the Tree Root Kingdom you just mentioned that you compared with him?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "You really don't know?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "How did I know this? Now I never leave the house or step outside. You don't know that I am a homebody!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Otaku? You are really an otaku. How can there be an otaku as old as you! Don't put too much pressure on yourself. You will be nothing more than an old otaku."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Am I that old? Damn it, haven't you seen my slim figure? You know my age, why don't you say something nice? Don't be too sweet on me, that sycophant.

Who is it?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "You went to see King Tuhei for medical treatment?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Ang! Yes, my witch doctor qualification certificate can prove it."

The young warrior Tugan said, "This is strange. You should say you have seen him!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Who is it! Is there any greater official than the Black King of Tree Root Land?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "He can see King Tuhei all day long. He is King Tuhei's personal attendant-Dexigu."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I remembered, it's him. Is he tall, with a long neck, and a red beard above his chin? He looks good-looking, but in fact he has black bones and bad water. I don't know why.

King Tuhei has done so many bad things."

The witch doctor Black Granny continued, "You know him, how do you know him."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Of course I know him. He comes to see me once a week. I also wonder why he always comes to see me. He and I are not related by blood (in Zaozhuang dialect, there is no blood relationship.)

, but usually I don’t bother to pay attention to him and pretend I can’t see him, but he brings me a lot of delicious food every time he comes, which I still like him very much.”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I just know how to eat, but I'm a pig-hearted person, hehe! But why is he trying to flatter you?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "I didn't flatter me much, but after seeing me, I felt very happy and afraid of me. There is also a sentence I often say, in the future you will rule the entire Shugen Country. Tell me, Desi

Didn’t Gu understand that he was joking! Right, how could I have such ability and ability?"

The witch doctor Black Granny looked a little nervous and said, "What happened next? What else did he say to you afterwards?"

The young warrior Tu Gan said, "He didn't say anything. When he saw me, he said some inexplicable and strange words, saying that I was the future king. He was not afraid that these words would reach the ears of King Tuhei. If King Tuhei knew,

I have to chop off his head."

The witch doctor Black Granny said in her heart, "Fortunately, I didn't reveal your life experience. Maybe someone in the palace should know the life experience of the young warrior Tugan Dao."

The witch doctor Black Granny shuddered all over, and the young warrior was chattering. The witch doctor Black Granny thought to herself, "It's better not to wade in this muddy water, so as not to get into trouble. He will know what he should know in the future. Maybe this

It’s just destiny.”

The witch doctor Black Granny didn't pay attention to the young warrior Tugan who talked nonsense.

I saw around the body of the witch doctor Black Granny, bottles of medicine floating around her, spinning in her hands, she randomly selected a bottle and said, "Hey! Then I will make you younger!"

The young warrior Tugan looked at the potion handed over by the witch doctor Black Granny and said, "Purple potion, are you sure that if you want me to be young, I must drink purple potion?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "You have to believe me, just drink it! You will become younger after drinking it! Drink it! Why don't you drink it!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "If I drink this purple potion, will I never come back after drinking it? After drinking it, I will die and foam at the mouth."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "No, no, why are you asking this and that when you are drinking medicine like a child? You are more difficult to serve than a child. Believe me, drink it, and I guarantee that you will become younger and change your appearance."

You will become more and more handsome, ensuring that you become young, energetic and charming."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Then I really...really want to drink...if I really drink, please don't hold me back."

The witch doctor Black Granny made a gesture of drinking medicine and said, "Drink it, just like me, drink it all in one gulp, be good and obedient."

The witch doctor Black Granny smiled and said, "Drink it all! Don't leave it for me. This purple potion is all yours. Even if you drink it up, I still have the formula."

The young warrior Tugan looked at the purple potion rolling in the bottle with the help of the light emitted by the spider web above his head, and said, "Don't stop me, I will drink it all and leave nothing for you.

By the way, do you have any medicine ready?

?Don’t let me drink it. You are telling me personally that you let me drink the last remaining potion. Then you can cry when the time comes! Hehe! I guess you won’t have room to cry by then! Don’t do it then.

You have to rely on me to cry and have no fun."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I'll make a bet for you. I promise not to cry! Don't you know that girls don't cry? Are you still being nagging? Did I tell you? I have the formula."

The young warrior Tugan said, "I don't believe it!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Don't believe it? How about we write a letter in blood to prove your innocence?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Innocent? I'm not unjust. What's the point of being innocent?"

The young warrior Tugan saw the witch doctor Hei Granny trying to bite his finger with her teeth. The witch doctor Hei Granny said, "It's bleeding, where should I write it?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "No way! Are you serious? I believe what you are saying. Why do you need to bleed yourself so much? It's nothing. Why do you look so pale and your lips turn blue?"

The witch doctor Black Granny stammered a little when she spoke, "I...I...just do this to let you know that you have to believe my words! I...I'm fine, wuwu! I'm just biting the opening on my hand."

The blood is flowing!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "I believe, I believe, let me see quickly, quickly! Let me see if there is anything wrong."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "It's okay, it's okay! I'm okay, you... drink it quickly! Drink it! You will become younger after drinking the purple potion. Look at yourself now, you look like an old man."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Let me take a look at your hands to see if there is anything wrong with you. Whether you are young or not is secondary. I am relieved that you are fine."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "It's okay, it's okay! What are you doing? Don't touch other people's hands, you... you are looking for death! I said there is nothing if there is nothing! Are you being a hooligan? Why are you holding my little hand with both hands?"

"

The young warrior Tugan retracted his hand and said, "Hey! Your hands are really good (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means soft). I just want to check for you and see if there is anything wrong with you."

The witch doctor Hei Granny stretched out her hand and said, "If I say there is nothing, there will be nothing. Just look and see that there is nothing! Hehe! I was your trap just now (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means deception). Do you really believe it?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Holy crap! You caged me (meaning to cheat in Zaozhuang dialect), and your hands didn't bleed at all! You have to be honest and kind!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Hey! I did it on purpose. If you think about it, we are not stupid. There is no reason to bleed ourselves, right? But I am bleeding, are you really nervous? Okay! Drink!"

I won’t make any international jokes with you!”

The young warrior Tu Gan looked at the witch doctor Black Granny and said, "Your hands are really good at punching (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means soft fingers). You really scared me to death just now. Did I think you were really bleeding? I

I'm thinking, what if you really bleed? I don't have any bandage on me. Look, I just

Wearing such pants, if I really bandage them up for you, I'm afraid I'm going to be naked, I'm afraid I won't even be able to get out of this door. Just now, you really scared me. You scared me so much that I became nervous for you.

My little heart almost stopped beating for a long time, but it’s okay. Feel my heartbeat to see if it’s beating hard.”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Am I a witch doctor? I am the best at treating patients and asking for medicine. Let me listen to your heart. I want to see if there is anything wrong with your heart or if there are any congenital defects!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "You are the only one with congenital heart disease? Come and test it for me! You are really good at ink (Zaozhuang dialect, meaning lazy and undisciplined)."

I saw a white mist-like mummy sticking out from the body of the witch doctor Hei Granny, which was connected to the heart of the young warrior Tugan. The young warrior Tugan felt very itchy and cautious (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means itchy).

He panicked and said, "You damn gentle guy, can you be slower and gentler, haha, don't be like this, it'll tickle me to death!"

I saw the white mist-like mummies on all sides turning into a translucent finger on the body of the young warrior Tugan, walking back and forth like a human foot. I saw the young warrior Tugan stretching out his hands.

, I planned to take pictures of the translucent hands, but the young warrior might have been doing it too hard, and he only felt his hands were numb. "Ouch..." he waved his hands, but the translucent hands were still attached to the young warrior.

On the dry chest.

The witch doctor Hei Granny said, "Why can't I feel your heartbeat? Why on earth is this? Tugan, please come closer to me so that I can take a better look."

I saw the young warrior Tugan taking a few steps forward. The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Damn it, I can't blame you for not being cold. It turns out that you have rough skin and thick flesh, and yours is an orangutan. Look at your belly."

The amount of chest hair on your chest is so scary and disturbing that you probably have lice on it. I advise you to shave it all off. It will be neat and easy for you to see your heart.

Not sick."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Damn, I only have this little spot on my body that can protect me from warmth. If you shave it off, it will be so ugly! It's better not to stop it! After shaving it, you will become bald, and you always feel like something is missing.

, it’s better not to.”

Granny Hei, the witch doctor, doesn't care about the young warrior Tugan. She only cares about herself and does her own thing. The young warrior Tugan doesn't know when and where the sharp knife came from in his translucent hands, "Chila, chila..."

Indiscriminately cutting the body of the young warrior Tugan, the young warrior Tugan earns

When he was stuck, he saw several white mist-like mummies from all sides binding his arms and legs. The young warrior Tugan could not struggle or move, so he had to surrender and let others slaughter him. The young warrior Tugan said, "Don't do it."

Just straighten it, don’t cut it, if you want to cut it, it’s fine, it will look better.”

The witch doctor Hei Granny said, "Have you seen it? I am omnipotent. To me, haircut is just a small thing (meaning trivial in Zaozhuang dialect). When you meet me, it can be said that you have cultivated it in your previous life. Don't move."

...Alas! Why are you moving? The more you move, the tighter it gets. I advise you not to struggle in vain and just let me do whatever I want on your chest hair!"

After a while, the young warrior Tugan felt a cold sensation in his belly. He saw that it was on his belly. The hair was clean, but there was still a bunch of hair on his belly. The young warrior Tugan said, "

What is this tuft of hair? Why can’t I see it? Let me take a look with a water mirror. What are you cutting randomly on my body?”

I saw a water mirror standing up from the deep blue water. After the young warrior Tugan looked at the tuft of hair on his chest, he almost fainted, while the witch doctor Black Granny clapped her hands triumphantly.

, he put the restrained young warrior Tugan down and said, "It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. My barbering skills can be described as exquisite! Young warrior Tugan, take a look, are you satisfied?"

satisfy."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Satisfaction is satisfaction, but why are there two concentric hearts left on my chest? If the concentric hearts are left, they will be left. But why did you shave the heart inside so cleanly? You are too...too

Damn it, give me back my chest hair."

The witch doctor Hei Po Po looked at the young warrior Tu Gan rushing towards her. She saw that the witch doctor Hei Po Po did not fight back, but the young warrior Tu Gan who raised his hands like a gorilla stopped immediately. The young warrior Tu Gan only heard

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Stop, stop, that concentric position inside is where your heart is. It will help me check your heart. You can't blame me. If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself. Who made your chest hair grow like this?"

Lush!”

The young warrior Tugan didn't know what to say. What to do, he staggered back a few steps, "Okay then! You won, I lost, and I completely surrender to your crazy behavior."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Is that right? A good man won't suffer the immediate consequences. In my heart, you are more than a good man. You are obviously a tough guy."

He saw the mummy of Granny Hei, the witch doctor, flying toward him again. The young warrior Tu Gan asked, "What else do you want to do?"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "I didn't want to do anything? I just enjoyed cutting your chest hair with my four-sided mummy. Do you still have any areas on your body that need to be trimmed?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Please, it really doesn't happen! It really doesn't happen!"

I saw the translucent hands formed by the mummies on all sides. They opened the young warrior's trousers and looked inside. I saw that hand gestured to the witch doctor Black Granny. Maybe the translucent hands meant,

There is still black hair here, should I cut it off?

The witch doctor Hei Granny laughed and said, "So there are still some here! Translucent hands, I am a woman, this matter is not big, I can't come forward, you can just figure it out! This matter! I don't care.

Well, besides, I can’t control it.”

The translucent hands seemed to have received some kind of order. The young warrior Tugan shouted, "No! No! You are torturing me to death. Granny Black, the witch doctor, you have gone too far. Do this."

You've gone too far, you've gone too far, don't blame me later, I'll want to cut off that thing of yours later, to avenge my cutting."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Young man, young man, why are you so popular? If you have the ability, just come. I will take off my pants and wait for you."

The young warrior Tugan said, "You... you... you... ugh! I am really unlucky for eight lifetimes when I meet you. In the heaven and earth! There really are no good people alive!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "What are you calling? It's just nonsense. I didn't do anything to you, and I didn't rape you. Just save your energy! Stop struggling."

When the translucent hands came out of the young warrior Tugan's crotch, the young warrior Tugan sobbed, as if he was being fucked by someone else. The translucent hands were like a mouth, lying on the young warrior Tugan's crotch.

, panting heavily

Angry, Granny Black, the witch doctor, said, "Look how you smoked my translucent hands. I guess you have never washed them. If you cheat on me in the future and offend other people's little girls, they will

The little girl must be infected with gynecological diseases!”

The young warrior Tugan lifted up his pants and felt a gust of wind flying past his eyebrows, saying, "How do you know? Maybe you have suffered from it..."

The witch doctor Black Granny said angrily, "This is common sense, okay? Girls all know it, but you don't know that girls are particularly fragile! You men! You are all too dirty. You only want to make yourself happy, but it is us women who suffer the most! Besides, you men!

How do I know? I have read thousands of books, and I am a master."

The young warrior Tugan said, "You are really great! You are leaving my little family to take care of everyone!"

The witch doctor Hei Granny said, "What do you mean, are you talking nonsense? You are a bear!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "You don't even understand what this means! How are you doing to everyone else? I'm praising you? You don't understand Xixiong (meaning to pull down in Zaozhuang dialect)."