Doomsday Strikes Back

The witch doctor, Grandma Hei, said, "Do you have such kindness? If you really have such kindness, I will thank God and Earth."

The two of them didn't know whether they were quarreling or confronting each other? The young warrior Tugan just felt a few "swoosh, swoosh..." sounds above his eyebrows, and felt that the place where his eyebrows were itchy.

The young warrior Tugan touched his eyebrows, why did he feel something fall off? The young warrior Tugan put the fallen object in his palm, making the young warrior Tugan Zhihesi (Zaozhuang words, frightened

The young warrior Tugan said, "What's the situation? My eyebrows, why did my beautiful and handsome eyebrows fall off? Witch doctor black mother-in-law, you have to give me a reasonable explanation! Otherwise, I will never finish with you

It's gone."

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "That... how do I know that! But your eyebrows are indeed gone. Look at your face is much cleaner, how clean (Zaozhuang dialect means very clean, like a watermelon.

smooth.)"

The young warrior Tugan Road "I can't stand it anymore, I have to...I have to..."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "What do you have to do? Do you have to punish me? Well! Come on! I'll take off all my clothes and wait for you."

The young warrior Tugan saw the witch doctor, the black lady, take off her clothes while saying, "You... you are such a slut! You are not afraid, so I'll pull it! I want you to taste my genital spear.

sharp."

The witch doctor, Dark Grandma, said, "Hehe! Come on, come here! Your eyebrows were cut off just now, and I guess they were accidentally scraped off with translucent hands. Maybe the smell under you was too heavy, so you accidentally

Bar."

The young warrior Tugan hung his head and said in a very quiet voice, "Okay, just treat it as an accident!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, saw the young warrior Tugan pick up the fallen eyebrows from the ground, and sighed to the eyebrows, "Eyebrows, eyebrows, did you feel it too when you cut it off my eye hair?

It hurts just like my heart at this moment.”

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Don't cry, the big man is right, why are you crying? I don't know that men don't cry easily, why are you so many people? I cry when I encounter something, and I cry endlessly.

Don’t flood my secret room. If it is flooded, it’s fine. I will move to your place and squeeze into the same bed. It’s awesome!"

The young warrior Tugan said to his eyebrows, "Do you know why I cry? Because you cut off my eyebrows, will my eyebrows grow and will they be lost and recovered."

The witch doctor, Grandma Hei, said, "No, don't even think about it, but since I can make your eyebrows fall off, you can also make your eyebrows stick back."

Before the witch doctor Black Grandma finished speaking, she saw the young warrior Tugan kneeling at the feet of the witch doctor Black Grandma and said, "Really, I'll just wait for you to say this! I have been waiting for a long time and sad for a long time.

”

The witch doctor, Grandma Hei, said, "Yeah! OK, okay, you actually kneel down for me, then I will accept it humbly, then you will kneel down! I'll find a way for you."

The young warrior Tugan said, "I regret it, do you know? The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, I thought you wanted to help me up and let me get up, but I didn't expect that you always couldn't get along with me and always bully me so cute, kind and gentle

people."

The witch doctor, Grandma Hei, said, "Okay, stop talking, the eyebrows in your hand are useless, hey! With that, this twilight twig is thick, it's him!"

The witch doctor Black grandma used her breast hair to stick her eyebrows to the young warrior's earth dry. The witch doctor Black grandma smiled and said, "Haha, how beautiful you look! She has thick eyebrows and big eyes! She is beautiful!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Why are my eyebrows three times longer than my eyes? But it's good, having them is better than not. But I thought you were really bleeding profusely, but that sentence is fulfilled! Jiang is still old

It’s so spicy! You cage (Zaozhuang dialect, meaning to cheat) me, but it’s good that you don’t bleed! Hehe! Hehe!… I guess you are so old that you won’t bleed and sacrifice!”

The witch doctor, Daniel, said, "Why can't I die from bleeding? What do you mean? Seeing that you are smiling so lewdly, you probably are thinking about me again?"

The young warrior Tu smiled dryly and said, "Hehe! You have a bad temper and you are so old. I guess you are no longer bleeding and sacrificed! You should have passed menopause! You should have already..."

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "What should be...what should be? You...you know a lot! You have something to say! You know a lot about women's affairs? You just act like something.

It's over, the blood sacrifice you mentioned is the menstrual period that women have to have every month! But, you little kid, how did you know that women have to have menstruation every month and bleed? You have to be so lacking in knowledge that it's out of control

It shouldn't be! You're still very surprised to have insights into women!"

The young warrior Tugan Road "Haha! That's it, that's it! Based on my understanding of women, I guess I'll have no problem opening a gynecological clinic now. It's better not to open a gynecological clinic, otherwise I'm afraid I'll steal you.

In the business, you will be unemployed pitifully. Hehe! Just think about it and want to laugh, and look at you unemployed! With a crutch on the tree roots, you shuttle through the layers of gold-mining holes in the tree root country, and you still have it in your hands

I took a dirty and broken bowl.”

The witch doctor, Dark Grandma, said, "You... If you steal my business, you have to have real skills! How can you not have real skills! I have seen a doctor for the Tuhei King of Shugen Kingdom, but I got his signature.

He took his motto! You took a broken bowl and walked through the nuggets with a crutch! You said you were beggars and beggars. I am the famous witch doctor Black Grandma!"

The young warrior Tugandao said, "Haha! I got his Mobao, these are his two little feet. I guessed it here. If you want Mobao, I can do it. One of my feet should be the two of them."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Don't let the bell be so stupid. I can't afford your mobao."

Young Warrior Tugan Road "Why can't I afford my Mobao?"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Hehe! This is not simple, because your motto treasure is not as valuable as the motto treasure of our tree root land, Black King."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Where are you, Xiong Hu Lian? Who said, look at my Mobao."

The young warrior Tugan raised his big foot and said, "Look at my Mobao, one, it's bigger than the feet of the Tuhei King, right?"

The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "Yes, that's right!"

The young warrior Tugan continued, "Two, I have to paint the big feet on your medical qualification certificate for free, and I will step on one and get one free!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Really? There is such a good thing in the world, step on one and get one? Such a good thing happened to me! Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah...! Don't show off when you are rusty (self-selected)

I think it's too bad, look at your magic treasure, look at these headless little flies, lying on your big feet, they were all smoked to death; the other is that they are big, so big that they are malnourished

!Your big feet are treated as waste for me, and I won’t want them. If you are dry, you can just practice them! But remember what I said to you, your footprints are so big,

You must be a person who does great things and must find a holy heart. I am very optimistic about you, and I have never misunderstood people."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Holy Heart? Yes, yes, if you don't say it, I'll look behind my head! What I promised you will naturally do! Just don't worry, you will definitely find it. But you say, look at people.

Have you ever asked a few people to look for the holy heart?”

The witch doctor, the black grandmother pinched her finger and said, "Not many, not many, more than 300, you are the 301st!"

Young Warrior Tugan Road "I guess you've misunderstood. No one in front of me has come back and has died on the road to exploring the holy heart! I guess I've never misunderstood that sentence, and I've said that to them.

.”

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, laughed and said, "Yes! Yes! I didn't miss this sentence. I did say that the 300 warriors who died in Shugen Country, but looking at your face, I'll pinch your fingers.

After counting, it’s amazing, it’s amazing. Judging from your appearance, you have big ears and thick waists, and your face is relatively rosy. You are a not simple person...."

The young warrior Tugan said, "You are Hu Ruozhao (Zaozhuang dialect, the meaning of lying)! Your face is rosy, and you are just angry with your translucent hands. I think you did it on purpose, and you said it.

My ears are big, are I big? They all say that my ears are small, okay? And what you said is thick waist, I am fat, can you tell me that I can walk on a thick waist? You! The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, you are big

Talking in sleep during the day, looking for excitement!”

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Young warrior, our famous warrior, I promise you that I am absolutely absolutely... I have never missed you, you must believe what I have done.

If I say half of what I say is a lie, can you pull my teeth out?"

Young Warrior Tugan Road "Why should I pull your teeth?"

The witch doctor Black grandmother smiled and said, "Hehe! That's not because..."

Young Warrior Tugan Road "What's the reason?"

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Look at me, I'm so old, my teeth are almost gone, I'm going to have a denture, but look, look inside my mouth, see if I'm only left.

The last tooth!”

The young warrior Tugan said, "You are right! It's true! You only have the last tooth left, what's wrong? Does it have anything to do with your tooth extraction?"

The witch doctor, Dao, said, "It's not a half-cent, I'm left with this last tooth! That's my baby's tooth! Because there are bugs in my teeth, you've never heard of them, tooth pain.

Can it take someone's life at the right time? If you pull it off for me, it can relieve my pain!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Disap! I can't help you with tooth extraction. If I really pull my teeth, then didn't you just say that if I told half a lie, would I remove my teeth?

?Then I really pulled your teeth, which proves that you are lying!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, was a little tricked and said, "Is there any? I really have it? You don't know that I am old, you don't know that you should take care of the elderly more! Think more about the elderly's feelings! You are really unfilial!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "What filial piety or unfilial piety do you think you are? You are not my mother! Why do I respect you? Did you deliberately look for swearing (Zaozhuang words, what does it mean to excitement.

)!”

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Although I am not your mother, I am about the same age as your mother, it should be! You are so old, I will return it to your mother!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Hehe! If I call you mom, would you dare to agree?"

The witch doctor, the grandmother-in-law, said, "If you dare to call, I will agree. What should I do?"

Young Warrior Tugan Road "This is what you said! Don't regret it!"

The witch doctor, Grandma Hei, said, "We have never regretted it. No matter what we do, we have never known how to write regret! But since we have done it, we will not regret it!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Hehe! OK! Since I call you mom, then you agree!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "You haven't called yet? What should I promise you?"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Hey! This Bengzi (Zaozhuang dialect means this time). Why has your memory not decreased, but it has become stronger! You said that your memory is not good, I guess you are probably pretending!"

The witch doctor, the grandmother-in-law, said, "How could you say that to the elderly? You don't know that when I reach my age, you are prone to Alzheimer's disease! I feel like I'm almost not far from Alzheimer's disease!"

The young warrior Tugan Road "I think so do you!"

The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "Young warrior, you can shout quickly! After calling, I will promise you everything!"

The young warrior Tugandao, "Call your mother, Xiao Wangsi (Zaozhuang dialect, meaning of a little meaning)."

I saw the young warrior Tugan cleared his throat and said, "Cough cough..."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Damn, why are you coughing? Don't pretend to be sick!"

Young Warrior Tugan Road "You are not pretending to be sick?"

The witch doctor, the black lady, said, "Then why are you coughing! I thought you were terminally ill!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "What you said is too exaggerated! It's not that serious! Are you ready? You are not allowed to regret it! But what you said, if you call your mother, you will agree to me any conditions."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "You are right! I still understand the principle that you will do what you say and will do what you do! You..."

Young Warrior Tugan Road "What am I?"

The witch doctor, the grandmother-in-law, said, "I said, don't cough. You're pretending to be sick without illness. You're so shameless!"

The young warrior Tugan was about to clear his throat, but after the witch doctor Black Grandma said this, he swallowed the phlegm he was about to vomit into his stomach, almost getting stuck in the young warrior Tugan.

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Young warrior! Young warrior, you are so cute, you are so fun! Just like a child, look at you, a mouthful of phlegm almost killed your life!

If you really carry it over, I will suffer. I will still have to give you artificial respiration, take off your clothes and save you."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Why do you think you are so sacred? You really regard yourself as Hua Tuo's rebirth, and you really regard yourself as the savior! I'm not idle with you! I'm going to start calling your mother!"

The witch doctor Black grandma said, "Okay, good son, come on! Call mother! From today on, I have another son, and I will have a future for my witch doctor Black grandma! I am happy to think about it, and my heart is broken (Zaozhuang dialect).

, I feel as sweet as if I had eaten honey), Son, please shout!"

The young warrior Tugan prepared for a while and said, "Why do you feel a little excited!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "That's because you have another mother!"

The young warrior Tugan may have heard it wrong and said, "Why is there an extra horse? Can you let me ride it? Oh, oh, oh, oh... Can you pronounce it more accurately? It's too much

A mother!”

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, put her hands in front of her mouth and kept taking out a lot of paper from her pocket. The young warrior Tugan said, "Looking at you, why do you feel more excited than me! Why are you preparing so much paper?

”

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Silly child! Silly son! You don't know that women are all high-level animals that hurt their feelings. I am afraid that I can't suppress my inner excitement. I am afraid that after crying, this piece of paper is not enough.

”

The young warrior Tugan said, "Okay, okay! Then I'm going to start calling!"

The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "Then you call me!"

The young warrior Tugan raised his head, and as soon as he spoke, he shrank back and said, "I suddenly felt a little embarrassed! I suddenly felt heartache. The word "Mom" is such a luxury for me!

I really want to have a mother who loves her. I really want to know where my mother is! I have been living under someone’s roof since I was a child! I have been beaten and scolded and endured hunger!”

The young warrior Tugan paused for a few minutes and said, "Mom, Mom!"

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Hey! My child! My child! Mom is here, here!"

The witch doctor Black grandma suddenly burst into tears, and was about to tell the witch doctor Black grandma that the paper that the witch doctor Black grandma was preparing to wipe the tears was really not enough. The young warrior Tugan said, "You can pull me."

What are the pants for?"

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, wiped her tears and snot on the young warrior's dry pants and said, "I'm so excited, I've never been so excited! Someone also called me mom! I'm so old, this is the first time someone has lived.

Call me mom like that! I really want to have a baby myself! But I'm already in my forties, and I'm afraid I can't give birth! Oh! Sorry, I'm so excited. After wiping all the papers, I looked for it.

After a long time, I found that your pants were clean, so I wiped my tears and snot and it was on your pants."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Oh! Otherwise, you asked me to lift my pants, can you wipe them? You pulled my pants behind the butt (Zaozhuang dialect, it's just the butt)! Can you be more reserved!

You've been a little overbearing!"

The witch doctor, the black lady, shook her nose with her hands and said, "I shouted, I'll shout, my mother promised you everything! Just open your mouth! I promised you all! Poor child!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Hehe! OK! Then I'm not polite!"