Doomsday Strikes Back

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, smiled and said, "Hehe! I was just urging you to talk to you (Zaozhuang dialect, meaning of transfer). I forgot to introduce myself. I only found out his name later. He has a nice sound.

The name is Xiao Xiaosanlang! I usually call him Xiaosanlang!"

The young warrior Tugan Road "Little Three Waves! Is he really wavering? Haha! The name of the Japanese? Or the Mongolian or the names of other people?"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Guess! You probably can't guess it! Xiao Xiaosanlang is the name of a Chinese!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Oh! I counted my fingers and found that there seems to be no such name among the Chinese family surnames! Xiao Xiaosanlang, what a rogue Koizumi! The name is almost the same!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Who is Koizumi Junsanlang?"

The young warrior Tugandao "is a ghost worshiper in Japan. He is a ghost worshiper all day long. The ghost is his parents of food and clothing. But I won't discuss politics with you. I have no research on it. We are just a warrior, and we are not politics.

Home, don’t talk about politics.”

The witch doctor Black grandma continued to ask, "Ghost? What the hell?"

The young warrior Togan sighed and said, "It's Yasukuni Kan! To put it bluntly, it's the place where the war criminals settle their souls when they die."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Did I say it? Why can't I understand? Japan should have disappeared long ago! The Japanese are fleeing everywhere now, right?"

The young warrior Tugandao "It's right if you don't understand. Japanese people like to pretend to be ghosts and worship ghosts! Don't you know history? The Japanese are a democracy that likes to invade! They have been repeatedly violated in China's history!

I like history more, and history can make people realize their ambitions! I especially like reading the book "The Cruel of War", which I can almost memorize! The book "The Cruel of War" is also edited by a Japanese historian

What is Guji Taili? He has been reflecting on the heinous crimes committed by the Japanese, but the Japanese have also classified Guji Taili as traitors!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "You still have the ability to remember everything you have! You are still very powerful! Otherwise, tell me, I will test you! I won't believe it, you are the book "The Cruel of War"

You can remember it so clearly!”

The young warrior Tugan Road "No one will refuse!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Look at you, you are proud and confident! Talking with facts, I have to let you down the exam! Not only do you like history! I also like history very much! We two are in the same way.

Now!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Wow! I met a master! Come on! What to take the exam?"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "It's just one history book! I'll take the test of your book "The Cruel of War"! Do you think it's OK?"

The young warrior Tugan Road "Okay! No problem!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Then you memorize the first chapter of the history of Japan's invasion of China!"

The young warrior "Okay! No problem! It's great! Come on! Remember! Don't forget the national humiliation! Look at what the Japanese have done to the Chinese, just like a mud-pecker who invades our tree root country

Just be awake!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "What are you feeling so much? Just let go if you have a fart!"

Young warrior Tokan Road "On August 1, 1894, the Japanese announced the war against the Chinese, and the Sino-Japanese War of 1895 officially began. The Japanese army detained the Korean king at that time, threatened the Korean king to drive the Qing army out of the Korean Peninsula, and then the Japanese

The war began to begin with the Qing Dynasty! Later, the Qing army fought with the Japanese army in the Yellow Sea, and the Chinese navy was frustrated in the naval battle. Later, the Japanese army landed at Huayuankou, Liaodong Peninsula, and captured Dalian, Lushun, Yingkou, Niuzhuang and other places, and then was cowardly and incompetent

The Qing government proposed peace with Japan. In February 1895, the Japanese army captured the Weihai Guard Port, and the Beiyang Fleet was wiped out. Later, China was defeated. The Qing Dynasty signed the Sino-Japanese Treaty of Shimonoseki. On November 8, 1895,

The Qing government and the Japanese government signed the Treaty of Returning to Southern Liao in Beijing. The Qing government spent 30 million taels of silver to redeem the Liaodong Peninsula, and the Japanese army withdrew from the Liaodong Peninsula. By August 14, 1900, Japan and other countries

The Eight-Nation Alliance formed a coalition to capture Beijing. Later, the Qing government signed the "Xin Chou Treaty" with 11 other countries in Beijing, agreeing to station foreign troops in 12 areas along the Shanhaiguan route, and compensated 450 million taels of silver. Japan divided it from it.

It took 34.7931 million taels. Later, Emperor Yuan Shikai, who had been in the past 100 days, signed twenty-one with the Japanese. In June 1923, Japanese sailors shot and killed the demonstration dock workers in Changsha, causing a tragedy. May 15, 1925

Japanese Japanese stylus factory capitalists shot and killed worker Gu Zhenghong, injured more than ten people. On March 24, 1927, warships of the United States, Britain, France, Italy and other countries bombarded Nanjing, which had been occupied by the Northern Expedition army, and killed and injured 2,000 people.

Many people caused the Nanjing incident. On April 22, 1927, Japanese Prime Minister Yoshiichi Tanaka, who launched the "Soul-12" counter-revolutionary coup, gave "moral support". On May 3, 1928, the Japanese army launched an attack on Jinan.

, clashed with the Chinese army, the Japanese army raped and plundered in Jinan, massacred more than 5,000 Chinese military and civilians, causing the "Jinan Massacre", also known as the "May 3 Massacre". By June 4, 1928

Fengtian warlord Zhang Zuolin lost the warlords' melee. On his way to the northeast from Beijing, he passed the Huanggutun Station where the Beijing-Feng Railway and the "South Manchuria" railway crossed, he was killed by a bomb pre-buried by the Japanese Kwantung Army.

, for the "Huanggutun Incident". In early July 1931, Japan committed the Wanbaoshan tragedy. The Japanese army forced North Korean expatriates to dig fertile fields in the Wanbaoshan area of ​​Changchun County to dig fertile fields to dig water and repair dams, and shot and arrested local farmers. By December 13, 1937

The Japanese army invaded Nanjing and carried out a massacre in Nanjing, with as many as 300,000 people killed. In late March 1938, the 10th Division of the Japanese army launched an attack on Taijizhuang. On April 3, the Chinese army had a superior force of 400,000.

, surrounded and attacked the enemy from Taijizhuang, and repelled the 5th Division, which was reinforced by Linyi. By April 6, the victory was achieved to annihilate more than 20,000 Japanese troops. By October 1943, 30,000 Japanese troops were

Invading the liberated areas of Hebei, Shandong and Henan, it was crushed by me, and 5,000 enemy and puppets were killed or captured. Okamura Yasuji used the "new tactic of the three-layer formation with iron grate" to sweep away the anti-Japanese base in southeastern Shanxi, killing 5,000 of our people. By 1945

On October 25, 2019, the commander of the 10th Front of Japan and the governor of Taiwan, Ando, ​​surrendered to China. The Taiwan-Peng Islands, which were occupied by Japan for 50 years, have since returned to the embrace of the motherland in law and fact."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "You are so awesome! But you seem to be in a lot of care!"

Young warrior Tugandao "This is what my book is written, I can't do anything about it! The rest of the pages were eaten by the damn mouse! So I recite so much! Hehe! I'll still not be with you.

, You just asked that Japan disappeared! Yes! The sea was flooded! The book records that the Japanese fled everywhere! The Japanese emperor committed suicide by cesarean section! Yes! Later, Xiao Saburo, what did you say to you? I really want to

I know! Just tell me!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Little Sanlang didn't say anything. I thought he came to me to tear me and would give me a big hug! But I was wrong! He had nothing.

Give it to me! But Xiao Sanlang said, "You are so drunk (Zaozhuang words, tears mean) that you are looking for death! Why are you crying? Why are you crying? If you want to cry, go home

Cry, go home and cry to your mother's grave. When Xiao Sanlang finished speaking, he went back to stand on his post. My heart was broken at the time, and my heart was cold, but

From now on, I picked up all my heart again, picked up all one by one, and reassembled it!”

The young warrior Tugandao, "You can also pick up the broken heart again! You are simply a talent! Then you can only say that you are unrequited love and unrequited love!"

The witch doctor, the black lady, shook her hand and said, "Wrong! Wrong! Very wrong! I like his handsome words, but I just like him like him. I love him so much. Although it's not sweet words, I just like him.

The stallion I'm looking for in this life!”

The young warrior Tugan Road, "Still stallion? Is it good to be a prince charming? It's terrible to have no knowledge. Even the stallion dares to take it!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "What's wrong with Xiao Xiaosanlang being my stallion? I love it, I think! You can't control it anyway!"

Young Warrior Tugan Road "That little Saburo is a stallion? What about you? What are you?"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Then of course I am a mare!"

The young warrior Tugan almost spit out blood and said, "I'll go! I'm spitting out the food I ate yesterday when you said this! Hehe! You're so funny, then if you really give birth to a child in the future,

What's that called?"

The witch doctor Black mother-in-law said, "The man is called a stallion, and the woman is called a horse!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "I'm going to do it, you're simply a talent! Have you drunk too much of the young potion? Why are your thinking so different from that of us normal people! Haha, hehe... I guess if you really are

Don’t call the baby born from the horse stallion! I thought of a nice name?”

The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "What a nice name, let's talk about it."

Young Warrior Tugan Road "The children born are called mules!"

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "The children you gave birth to are called mules! Don't you know that mules cannot be mate and cannot have children? Then I will also draw a circle to curse you."

The young warrior Tugandao, "Damn! You're excited. How can you curse me if you draw a circle? Can't you curse me with a comma?"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Hehe! It's okay to draw a comma to curse you. I'm cursing you for giving birth to a child without an asshole, hum!"

The young warrior Tugan said, "Women are really as hearted as snakes and scorpions! Even when they get angry, cursing people is so poisonous and cruel!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Hmph! We women are all forced by your men in this way, but I met a good man, my little Sanlang! My Sanlang brother!"

The young warrior Tugan Road, "Little Saburo is like that to you, you still like him! You are just saying that you are shameless! Don't be so slutty, okay? You can just marry me! I guess I have to beat you

If you say it, you will be 5 small fights a day and 3 big fights a day! You will be so comfortable that you can beat me!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Don't talk about my man! Go, go! Who wants to marry you! You are not as good as my little Saburo!"

The young warrior Tugandao, "How did you do later? How did your relationship go? Did he sleep with you? Hehe! You kept saying that you are still a virgin, old virgin, I guess he doesn't like you, and didn't touch you

, you shouldn't call me."

The witch doctor, Dark Grandma, said, "Later, I went to the gate of heaven to visit him every day. Suddenly one day I got sick and didn't go to see him. Later, a few days later, after seeing me, he scolded me fiercely.

After a meal, my little little Sanlang was really a good man at that time! I especially like him to scold me."

The young warrior Tugan said, "What did he scold you? Do you have the tendency to be abused! You like to be abused by others! You like violence! Just like if someone doesn't beat you for three days, you feel that something is missing in your heart for three days,

I feel itchy in my heart.”

The witch doctor, Daniel Hei, said, "You don't understand. If you love someone, you should tolerate all his shortcomings. In my eyes, all his shortcomings are advantages."

The young warrior Tugan said, "Ah! Witch Doctor Black Grandma, are you poisoned too deeply? Are you secreting too much hormones in your body? Is it because I can't do it? I'll take the needle tube to suck you!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Young warrior! I said, how are you good? Why can't you always get along with me? I see you are like a green carrot Xu Qing, you don't understand, and telling you is a waste of time.

Later that day he scolded me very well and scolded me: Where have you died these days? Do you know? I am worried about you, worried that you will run away with others, if I run away, I will get on

Where to find you? When I heard this, I felt very warm. I knew that Xiaosanlang did this because he had me in his heart and I had a place in his heart."

The young warrior Tugan said, "After he scolded you, have you gone back to stand guard?"

The witch doctor, the grandmother-in-law, said, "Yes! How did you know? But after he scolded me, he secretly stuffed me a pack of things. When I opened it, I was shocked."

While looking at the little Saburo standing guard, I opened the envelope. I just opened the envelope and did not pay attention to the road ahead. I accidentally touched the pillar, causing the boss to have a bag on my head.

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, lifted her hair and said, "Look, she just touched the pillar. There is still a scar. I will never forget this scar because it is for reading Xiaosanlang.

The letter was left behind. This is the most beautiful thing he left for me! I love this scar so much. It looks much better than a tattoo! Hehe!"

When the witch doctor Black grandmother opened the letters wrapped layer by layer, with a font of a crooked cow, which read "Love is so deep, scolding you very much, it doesn't mean I don't love you."

!Tomorrow morning we made an appointment to meet at the magma stone. We will go to see the magma waterfall. Remember, remember, don’t break the appointment, otherwise I will scold you and never interact with each other from now on! If you don’t believe me, wait for me!”

After reading the letter, the witch doctor, the black mother-in-law jumped up with joy. Perhaps she was too excited. She was so excited that she didn't close her eyes all night. She just read the letter over and over again under the golden lamp.

Never get tired of it.

When the next day, the witch doctor Hei Grandma woke up, she combed her hair and looked at herself in the mirror. The witch doctor Hei Grandma was shocked. He found that his eyes were like a national treasure, giant panda! The witch doctor Hei

My mother-in-law said, "What should I do? I still have a date today. If I go out like this, I won't scare people to death. What should I do? What should I do? The date time is coming. Hey! I have it, hehe! Put my face on

They all blackened him, hehe! A good idea, a good idea! I'm still extremely smart!"

The witch doctor, Daughter, arrived at the magma waterfall as promised, and said, "Why haven't the person arrived yet? Did I come early? According to the speed of the magma waterfall flow, we can now speculate that it was not late! I am late, Xiaosanlang left

, What should I do? What should I do!"

The witch doctor Black Grandma stood on the magma waterfall observation deck and waited for a long time, but still didn't wait for Xiao Xiao Sanlang to arrive. When the witch doctor Black Grandma was about to leave, Xiao Sanlang hugged her from behind and said

"You have been waiting for you here, how did you arrive? I have been waiting for you for so long, and I'm looking for death."

The witch doctor, Grandma Hei, said, "You're wrong! I've been waiting for you for a long time, okay? Why are you here just here? I need to listen to your explanation."

Xiao Xiaosanlang didn't say anything and kissed the witch doctor Black grandma. The witch doctor Black grandma was not ready yet and said in his heart, "It's coming too fast! I like this feeling."

Little Sanlang closed his eyes and kissed the witch doctor Black Grandma. He thought the witch doctor Black Grandma was going to struggle and resist, but the witch doctor Black Grandma was even stronger than her desire. She sucked her mouth and felt her mouth was being sucked.

Swelling.

When Xiaosanlang opened his eyes, he was stunned by the scene in front of him. He looked at the witch doctor Black grandmother in front of him and said, "Damn! You... why are you like this now? Why are your face so dark!

Just like Bao Qingtian, are you the witch doctor Black Mother-in-law?"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "It's me, it's me. I haven't kissed you enough yet. Can we do it again?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Ghost! No, no, no, no, no more. I don't have this mood anymore. As the saying goes, if you have white covers up all the ugliness, look at your blackness, I want to vomit now."

The witch doctor, Daughter, said, "No, don't leave, listen to my explanation. I was fine today. Because of your letter, I didn't sleep well all night, so I had panda eyes. I just wanted to show a perfect one.

I give it to you myself, understand it as me, okay? I really love you."