Doomsday Strikes Back

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Oh! I understand you, I don't understand you, who else can understand you? Don't come so late next time, you understand me too, I came here risking my life, you know

Yes, in our guards of the Tree Root Country, you are not allowed to talk about love. If you are discovered, do you know what will happen?"

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "I don't know, what will happen? Is your guard not letting you do it anymore. Go home and hold your wife to see the child! Haha!"

Xiao Xiaosanlang smiled and said, "Haha, you are really good at joking. If you can really go home and hold your wife to see the child, I will also pay attention. I would rather not guard you. I would rather just be yourself, but I just have no choice but to do so."

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Then you might as well just quit your errand. Isn't that better? We both live a carefree life together, and then we have a home, and I'll give you a big nest.

Child, do your clothes and cook for you.”

Xiao Xiaosanlang smiled and said, "Birth a big nest of children, hehe! Do you think you are a sow! You can give birth so much! But it would be wonderful to think about it!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Then let's elope! It's better if you don't have your errands. It's great to be the beauty you hold."

I saw the sad face rolling on the little Sanlang's face, and the witch doctor Black grandmother said, "What are you doing? What are you doing when you see the bear's face (Zaozhuang words, frowning)? You are plagued by official business! Your ability to guard the door

It’s better not to mention it. How much salary will the Black King pay you a month? I’ll pay you a salary. Do you think it’s true?”

Xiao Xiaosanlang smiled and said, "Hehe, it's good, but I can't be a soft-hearted person! How can men rely on women?"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Can it work? Mine is not yours, and yours is not mine."

Xiao Xiaosanlang smiled and said, "Why does this sentence sound contradictory? Actually, I am willing to elope with you, but if the guards of Shugen Country talk about love, they will really be beheaded."

The witch doctor, the grandmother-in-law, said, "Grandma, who sets the rules? If the guards are not allowed to talk about love in their entire lives, then the guards will not be ruined in this life. If something happens, it will be over. Do you think so?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "You are right, what you said is the most!"

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "Then you elope with me. I will serve you in this life. I will worship you as an uncle every day. Follow me, I will let you eat, drink, and serve you comfortably every day.

I am so gentle, generous, decent, and beautiful. Where can you go to find someone as good as me? After passing this village, there is no such store. Then I will be with others. Then you will only

The only thing left to cry!”

Xiao Xiaosanlang just nodded and said, "Yeah! Yes! You are telling the truth. I just observed you carefully and found that you are covered with treasures. Look at your hot figure and slender legs.

, and the soft breasts rippling, but..."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "You make me embarrassed to praise you! You have discovered all the advantages of others and explored them, but what?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang smiled and said, "Hehe! Don't be angry with me if I say it, I'll give you some advantages."

The witch doctor, the black grandma, said coquettishly, "Since it is an advantage, then you can speak it out boldly! I can't wait."

Xiao Xiaosanlang smiled and said, "Okay, you asked me to say it, but you are quite good at speaking, but you are special in Moji (Zaozhuang dialect, nagging)."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, nodded happily and said, "Moji? Is Moji also an advantage? Are you scolding me?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang smiled and said, "It's not a curse! You have this shortcoming, right? You have already practiced to the point of perfection in your speech. Maybe you can't feel it when you speak!"

The witch doctor's black mother-in-law's face was already black, and when she got angry, she saw that the witch doctor's black mother-in-law's face was purple and purple. Xiao Xiaosanlang said in his heart, "Why is she like this? Why is she looking at me like this? Is she angry?

?”

Xiao Xiaosanlang asked, "Witch Doctor Black Grandma, are you angry? Being angry is not good for your health, which can easily cause your internal and external secretion disorders..."

After hearing what Xiao Xiaosanlang said, the witch doctor Black grandmother spread out from her ears like a steam engine. The funny little Sanlang put his hand on the ears of the witch doctor Black grandmother and said, "Your ears are the ones."

The steam sprayed out on it has a temperature, and the temperature is estimated to be 36.8 degrees, and the temperature is not low! Haha!"

When the anger dissipated from the ears of the witch doctor Black Grandma, the witch doctor Black Grandma said, "If you love one, you can tolerate everything. I love you, so I will swallow all the anger into my stomach."

Xiao Xiaosanlang looked at the witch doctor Hei's grandma and said, "You are so good, you are so good that I can't accept it. Maybe it's better to get used to it slowly!"

The witch doctor, the black mother-in-law, said, "You haven't answered me yet, why can't we elope? Is elope so difficult for you? What's more, it's not that you elope with me, but I elope with you, the woman elopes with me

The man elopes, think about it, how much he gives face to him!"

Xiao Xiaosanlang smiled and said, "This is not taking me to elope! Isn't this clear that I took me astray, a way out? You understand that I am tempted and cheated!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, smiled and said, "You! You are only you... You are such a big man, why did I tempt you!"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Hehe! I'm just joking with you, why bother to take it seriously!"

The witch doctor, the black lady, said, "I know, I just said it as you say. Although I don't have much knowledge, I still understand. If you are caught in our tree root country, you have to take all your nails.

The lid was opened, then sprinkle salt and put leeches on the prisoner's blood. Think about how painful it would be! Think about how barbs were raised on your hand and it would be painful to pull it off with your fingernail. If it was true

What a painful realization that I would pull out all my fingernails!”

The witch doctor, the black lady, looked at her nails, looked at her slender hands and said, "It's still beautiful with nails, beautiful, it's delicious (Zaozhuang dialect, beautiful)!"

Xiao Xiaosanlang held the hand of the witch doctor Black Grandma, put it on his mouth, and kissed him deeply, "Your hand is so beautiful, I'll help you see your palms!"

The witch doctor, the black lady, smiled and said, "Wow! You are so amazing. You can still look at your palms. OK! Let you help me see, stretch your index finger and face me."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, saw Xiao Xiaosanlang counting something on his hand and said, "Pity, pity, your hands are full of slurred (Zaozhuang dialect, it's a kind of utensil to hold things)!"

The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "What's wrong with Boxi, what does it mean, what does it mean?)"

Xiao Xiaosanlang smiled and said, "Idiot, don't you know what Bohee is? Is it the same as Dou?"

The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "What about the fight again?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "If your hands are full of shaking, it means that you are poor and have no money in your life. If your fingers are full of fighting, you will have endless money."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Oh! So that's the case, but you can lie to girls. If you really tell fortunes, you won't be sure."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Accurate! More accurate than a clock? Do you know that there is another guard in the Gate of Heaven, right? His name is Oraka!"

The witch doctor, the grandmother-in-law, said, "Yes, that's right, there is a guard, but I haven't seen him in front of me any time she looks at me, and I feel that every time she looks at me, his eyes will stare at others.

He looks particularly vulgar. Is he like this usually the same way?"

Little Sanlang said, "Oraka, this is not what he usually looks like! That guard is my best friend, hehe! Orraka has a hobby, that is, he can't live without women, and the ones next to heaven every day

Prostitutes have a closer relationship. When we stand guard, we have nothing to say all day! If so, it is all women, but I have never seen him slutty. Maybe he is like this to women!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Why did you get involved in fortune telling? "

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "In all my circle of friends, he believes in my fortune-telling. Every day he will come to me and ask me to calculate some fortune-telling!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Oh! It seems that you have more loyal fans? Hehe! I didn't expect that Oraka was alone."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "If you are adding one, you will be two loyal fans!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "I am not amateur and you are your loyal fan?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Ah! Why?"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "When your woman is almost the same, I will do it one hundred times."

Xiao Xiaosanlang smiled and said, "Haha! Your words are ups and downs, which scared me so much that I was ups and downs! So that's how it is!"

The young warrior Tugandao "Haha! I didn't expect Xiao Xiaosanlang to tell fortunes, but a fortune teller! I didn't expect Xiaosanlang only had two loyal fans, and he was pitifully few! How did you do later?"

The witch doctor, Grandma Hei, said, "Later, we stood above the magma waterfall, looking at the bursting of the magma waterfall, and looking at the flow of the magma waterfall! The magma waterfall is so beautiful. That day, the magma waterfall sprayed very passionately, and I snuggled up to it.

I will never forget the little Sanro's arms in my life."

Later, we often dated at the magma waterfall. I remember it very clearly that day. Xiao Xiaosanlang told me in person that he would give me happiness for a lifetime, happiness for a lifetime, and elope with me. He said, in his life

There is no lack of me in it. He said, if you leave me, this magma waterfall will dry out if there is no magma!

I thought he was joking at the time, but I didn't expect that what Xiao Xiaosanlang said was true, which can be seen from the firm expression on his face.

I will never forget that day. I made an appointment with Xiao Xiaosanlang to meet at the Magma Waterfall. Xiaosanlang looked very uneasy on his face. It seemed that there were too many concerns. Xiaosanlang told me that we were planning to escape from the country of Shugen.

Do you know the young warrior Tugan? I told you that the holy heart, the little Sanro had seen the holy heart with his own eyes. Only he knew the way to the holy heart. He hurriedly told me that he would take him with him.

I am looking for freedom, and I will take me away from this ghost place, search for light, and find our own freedom.

For love, I believe in Xiaosanlang. I told him that no matter where you go, I will follow you. I am your marshmallow, and I will always stick to you. With you, I will have me, and with you, I will have me.

Hope to survive.

When we walked out of the viewing pavilion of the magma waterfall, our smiles were sprinkled on my face, and happiness was hanging on our faces, but a golden warrior surrounded us and collected our parcels and luggage. I shouted desperately

Then, the golden warrior separated us tightly. Little Sanlang struggled, and a familiar shadow appeared from behind the golden warrior. Little Sanlang said, "How could it be you? Why did you betray me? Why did you?

Why did you betray my happiness? You are my best brother, brother, why is it you... Oraka's good brother, why is it you? Please tell me."

Oraka walked to the witch doctor Black Grandma, took out a sharp knife from her arms, put it on the face of the witch doctor Black Grandma, and said, "Hey, what a beautiful person, he looks really good."

Beautiful, every time I see her, I feel very happy. It would be a pity if such a beautiful woman followed you."

I saw Oraka stick out his tongue and licking the face of the witch doctor Black mother-in-law. Little Saburo struggled wildly and said, "Let him go, Oraka, I'm blind, I'll tell you everything, old

Oh my God! Why do you treat me like this? Why do even my best friends betray me? What mistake did I make?"

Oraka said, "What mistake did you make, haha! Let me tell you, one, you snatched the woman I like, two, you know, guarding this life will not be able to get married, let alone love

Say love, three, you violated the holy will of the Black King of Tree Roots and Lands, and actually elope with a woman. Haha, these few evidences of crime are enough to make you die without a place to die.”

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "You... you bitch who betrays your friend, a lackey! Fortunately, I treat you so well on weekdays! Have you let the dog eat your heart?"

Oraka patted his clothes and said, "Haha, you're right. I was just a dog wagging my tail, woof! Have you looked at my clothes? Haha! You're looking at the gold on me

Armor, you will know that thanks to the cultivation of the Black King of the Earth, I actually made a name for myself. Alas! You are so pitiful, so sad!"

Xiao Xiaosanlang cursed, "Oraka, you will not die well. You betray your best friend in exchange for your temporary glory and wealth. I would like to ask you, can your heart be at ease?"

Oraka walked to the witch doctor Black grandma, gestured with her hands on the witch doctor Black grandma's breast and said, "Wow! What a big place, what a seductive peach, that place makes me miss it day and night every day

, I didn't expect that I would get what I wished for today!"

I saw Oraka cut open the chest of the witch doctor Black grandmother with a knife and said, "I want to see, this peach is not fragrant, is it sweet or not."

The witch doctor, the black grandma, said, "Beast, let go of me... you, the wretched turtle!"

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said, "Haha! Little beauty, you scream hard! The louder you scream, the more excited I will listen! Even if I come today, I will not be afraid of you. You will accompany me tonight.

Maybe Xiao Xiaosanlang is still saved. See if this condition is OK!"

The witch doctor black mother-in-law spitted on Oraka's face and said, "Bao, bah, bah, bah, bah! She looks like a toad and wants to eat this girl's swan meat. You will never think about it in your life. I was born to be a little Sanlang's person.

, Death is also the ghost of Xiao Sanlang, you should just die!”

Oraca said, "What a rigid woman, I like it."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Oraka, let go of the witch doctor Black Mother-in-law, I can promise you any conditions, as long as you don't hurt my woman."

Oraka clapped his hands and said, "But you said, you can agree to me any conditions, then don't regret it!"

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "I will never regret it, just say it! I will agree to you any conditions."

Oraca said, "Let me sleep with this peach-like girl beside me for a night, let me taste the taste, I can let you go. We are brothers, what do you think?"

Xiao Xiaosanlang hesitated for a while and said, "Okay, but let all of you lackeys let me go."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, said in her heart, "Ah! Xiaosanlang, you... why did you push me on the fire? What are you doing? Take your own woman to the delivery."

I saw Oraka smiled lewdly and inserted his head into the peach of the witch doctor Black Grandma. The witch doctor Black Grandma moaned and said, "No, no, please don't do this! If you are like this, I can bite your tongue and commit suicide.

Now.”

Oraka was so satisfied that he took a few deep breaths from the witch doctor Black Grandma's peach and said, "It smells so good... If you want to bite your tongue and commit suicide, I can satisfy you. At worst, I will rape the corpse!"

The witch doctor, the black lady, said, "You beast, you scum! You won't die well."

Xiao Xiaosanlang said, "Let me go, I can don't want this woman in front of me, I'll give it to you."

Oraka said, "This is what you said seriously!"

Oraka signaled the golden warrior who tied up Xiao Saburo to let go, and said with a lewd smile, "Are you my good brother? You and I understand people, why hurt the feelings between brothers because of a woman! So much

The gain is not worth the loss, right! There are so many good women in Shugen Country. Then brother thanks brother first. Otherwise, we will have a 3p together tonight, and it will be very pleasant and torture the woman in front of us to death."

Little Saburo walked towards Oraka with a smile and said, "Brother, I'm very honest. I didn't expect you to be worse than me. You are so bad, so bad."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Xiaosanlang grabbed Oraka's neck, and several golden warriors were in a mess. Xiaosanlang said, "Don't come over, let my woman go, let the girl beside me."

Xiao Xiaosanlang saw that he was not obedient to his words. He saw a sharp claw appeared on Xiao Xiaosanlang's hand and said, "Did you hear me? Let go of my woman, let go of this girl."

Oraka said, "Hurry... hurry up... let go of this girl! You... you... Xiao Xiaosanlang be careful of your claws! The claws are not eye-catching."

The golden warrior let go of the witch doctor Black Grandma. The witch doctor Black Grandma rushed into Oraka's arms and started crying. The little Sanlang said, "Okay, okay, it's okay, don't cry."

The witch doctor, the black grandmother, wiped her tears and said, "I'm not crying, I'm excited, I'm so happy, I'm so exciting, heroes save beauty! You are my hero!"