Doomsday Strikes Back

Oraka said, "Oh! It turns out that only the three of us know about this matter, so it will be very easy to handle, hehe!"

The witch doctor Hei Granny pointed her fingers (in Zaozhuang dialect, counting fingers, meaning to check) and said, "Where are the three people? You are illiterate, you, you don't know how to count, you...you...do you know how to count? You can't read big characters."

You are such a despicable person, but you are still leading troops to fight. It’s a joke, it’s such a joke, the country of Shugen is really in chaos.”

Oraka said, "Isn't there just three of us? Look (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means to see), you, Granny Hei, the witch doctor, me, the chief, and little Sanlang, who else is there? How do I feel?

There is another person? But I just can’t think of it at the moment.”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Oraka, when did you declare yourself an officer? You must be crazy to be an official!"

Little Saburo said, "There is another person from above. Why do you have such a bad memory? You are in menopause... The person above is not from our Tree Root Country. Oraka, you are uneducated and it is really terrible!"

Your cultural quality is really good! I can count several of them. I am from preschool education and you are from elementary school for three years. It should be said that you are better than me. You can’t even check such a simple person.

Then when you clicked on your golden soldiers, how did you check them?"

Oraka said, "That's simple! With my intelligence and the breeze in my sleeves, the Midas Soldier is extremely simple."

The witch doctor Black Granny asked, "What's the simple method?"

Oraka said, "It only takes 5 minutes for each of their officers to touch the golden soldier, but when I touch the golden soldier, it takes an hour. They all praise me for being serious and responsible for my work, and for being motivated and enterprising. It can be called

They are all proud to have their role models and role models, and they are all learning from me."

Little Saburo said, "Ah! It takes you an hour to order gold soldiers. You are so talented! If you lead gold soldiers to fight, it will be great. How do you order soldiers? Let's hear it!

We also learn from masters!"

Oraka said: "Thank you, thank you, what kind of master am I? It's more like being called a teacher. I preach, teach, and solve doubts! Okay! You flatter me so much and give me so much face, then I'll save it

I will pass on my many years of experience to you!”

Little Saburo said, "I'm really looking forward to it! Tell me quickly! Don't be poor, hehe!"

Oraka said confidently, "Ahem, I have a fatal skill when I play the Golden Soldier. I can even say a trick. It's just like the matter between men and women, how to make a woman extremely excited. The same principle. In other words

In other words, it’s a method and a strategy.”

The witch doctor Black Granny whispered to the little Saburo, "Hey, look at Oraka, he doesn't even breathe when he speaks, it really looks like that! Look at him nodding and bending when he speaks, it looks like

He looks like a traitor, but when Oraka speaks, he does sound like a lieutenant."

Oraka looked at the two people whispering to each other and said, "Ahem, the two soldiers below must not whisper to each other. My soldier's experience is a very valuable and rare resource. Usually I don't talk about it like outsiders and I have professors. You two

You should listen and learn well. Although you will not fight the Mudpeckers now, but... no buts, let's start now."

The witch doctor Black Granny threw a wink at Little Saburo and said, "When did we become Oraka's soldiers? It's ridiculous. Are there even female soldiers in the entire Tree Root Kingdom?"

Oraka coughed a few more times and said, "Whether you still listen or not? If you don't listen, I won't talk anymore. It will be a waste of my time. When I teach you, although it is not of much use to you, I usually don't charge for my lectures.

No money, no penny, but it can cost your life. When I ordered the troops a few days ago, it was because two Golden War soldiers were whispering to each other and looking scruffy with beards. Just like you now, I want to exercise my rights as a commander without saying a word.

He said, not giving them a chance to breathe at all, he pulled them out and cut them with a "click...". If you are really my soldiers, hey! I don't know how many times you have been cut by me. You don't know it on the Huangquan Road.

How many times have I died and how many times have I met."

The witch doctor Black Granny whispered, "What are you pulling! Aren't you just a leader who betrayed his friends to gain glory and wealth? Damn Oraka, why are you scolding people! You are the one with a sloppy beard! Am I that sorry for how long I look?

Are you that much like a man?"

Oraka said angrily, "Come here, take that chirping soldier down and chop him down! Come on! Come on! Click, click!"

Witch Doctor Black Granny and Little Saburo, you look at me, I look at you, and say, "Are you talking about us? Oraka is simply invincible, you must be crazy to be a leader! Don't you understand that this is an abuse of power?"

Oraka stretched out her sinister-like eyes and looked around at the quiet surroundings. It turned out that her soldiers had gone to guard the entrance of the magma waterfall, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was too excited just now. When I talk, I will go crazy.

I thought I was really playing the Midas Touch now, but it should be understandable that you should treat your work like this, seriously, and devote yourself to your work. Or maybe I take my work too seriously, and I really regard you as mine.

Soldier, that should be said to be your greatest honor. Fortunately, there are no my soldiers around. My soldiers went to the entrance of the magma waterfall to guard the entrance. If my soldiers were there, your life would probably have been lost long ago.

.”

The witch doctor Hei Granny said, "Bah, bah, bah...what's the blind ink mark (Zaozhuang dialect, wordy)? You must be crazy to be a commander! You are talking crazy words."

Little Saburo said, "Okay, okay! Everyone, take a step back and stop arguing!"

Oraka and the witch doctor Black Granny said, "What about you! Little Saburo!"

Little Saburo said, "Hey! If you all take a step back, then I will take advantage of you. Of course, I will take a step forward."

The witch doctor Black Granny and Oraka said, "I bet you are really good at sailing with the current!"

Oraka rolled up his sleeves and said, "Okay! Then let's start imparting my valuable experience. Actually...actually! Why does it take an hour for me to count the troops? In fact, when their commanders count the troops, they count them.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,, 10... This is how we count, but why do we want to be like them? We want to be unique, that is, we are awesome, but we are not the same as them.

How did we do it! Hehe! Hehe!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "What are you laughing at when you look at me? The person standing next to me is my man, and my man is here. Don't even think about making trouble here! You must not plot evil against me.

If you want to plot evil, go to the Fireworks Willow Alley next door to Paradise to have a good time."

Oraka smiled and said, "Hehe, hehe! I didn't smile at you, I just felt it was funny. I didn't expect that I was also a genius. I didn't expect that my rich experience in ordering troops would be praised by the Black King of the Tree Root Land!"

Little Saburo asked doubtfully, "Why are you being praised? Is it because you ordered troops? But you ordered troops anyway, you just changed the topic, and you haven't told us two laymen."

Oraka said: "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, young people should be steady? Right? You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry! When I ordered the golden soldiers, how did I order them? In fact, it can be said to be the simplest. I ordered the golden soldiers.

This was the point when we were in the army, so please listen, now I’m going to talk about the key points.”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Wait a minute, let me tell you something wrong first. How many golden soldiers do you have?"

Oraka said, "The question you asked is so good. This is what I want to say! My golden soldiers will scare you to death if you mention them. They are all talents. My golden soldiers...wait a minute. I am counting them with my hands."

number……"

Oraka counted for a long time and said, "I have too many golden soldiers. I couldn't even count them on my fingers just now. I have a total of 100 golden soldiers! But they are all talented people, and they are all old, weak, men and children.

I have few arms, legs, and physical defects, but I lead the best soldiers in the Tree Root Kingdom."

Little Saburo said, "Oh my God! 100 people! When Oraka you finished saying this, I almost collapsed! What's more, the soldiers you led were either missing arms or legs! And you... that's all

I spent a long time counting the soldiers."

Oraka smiled and said, "You don't understand. I am responsible for my work and take my work seriously. That's why I am so slow to touch the golden soldier! When I touched the golden soldier, it was 1,2,1,2,1,2,

1,2...that’s how you get the Golden Soldier."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Oh! So that's it! What happens next? How do you know how many golden soldiers there are? How do you check and calculate."

Oraka said, "This... this is too simple! Add one to one, then add two to two, and finally write it down in the notebook, and then add them together to get a total.

, that’s the number of my golden soldiers.”

Little Saburo said, "Such a simple question, why does it become so strenuous when you get to Oraka? Why does it feel so strenuous!"

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Yes! I can feel it too. If I follow his method to point out the golden soldiers, I guess I will have to fight with the mud-pecking rat people. I guess when the battle is over, Oraka will still point out the golden soldiers."

Before he finished counting, Oraka's soldiers might have died. Before he died, he even cursed, "Sir, I'm leaving, but you haven't finished counting yet. Oraka, you are really a mathematical genius, the best among the elites, and you are so black."

The king’s wife! Sir Oraka, fuck you!”

Oraka said, "The last battle with the Mudpeckers was indeed as you said. The battle with the Mudpeckers was over. I haven't finished counting the golden soldiers yet."

The witch doctor Black Granny and Little Saburo almost fainted after hearing this. The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Oraca, I don't even know how to describe your great achievements, military talent, mathematical genius, among the most talented people."

of talent.”

Olakatian said shamelessly, "Thank you! Thank you, thank you."

Little Saburo said, "I am also thinking about this? How could the golden soldiers of the Tree Root Kingdom die so quickly? Why do they die so tragically and tragically every time? It turns out that it is all because of your super-standard and super-precise first-class military command.

Talent! I estimate that if we ask you to lead troops to fight against the Mud Peckers, we will get a full streak. Others win in a row, and I estimate that we will get a losing streak in a row! It can be said using a Chinese idiom.

To describe it, it was a complete failure."

Oraka said, "Hey! Thank you for your affirmation of my military ability. I will keep up my efforts. In that battle with the Mudpeckers, we suffered heavy casualties. Although I stood still, the battle started before I finished counting the golden soldiers.

It’s over. It’s easier to review the golden soldiers at the end. It’s too easy. After excluding those who died in the battle, there are only 8 golden soldiers left. The black king of the tree root country praised us for this, saying that we were brave in battle and not afraid of danger, so

I also received second-class merit and received a major demerit."

Little Saburo said, "How can I remember a major demerit once?"

Oraka proudly said, "It's just a record of great merit and one pass. That's how I understand it. Hehe!"

When Oraka said this, Little Saburo and the witch doctor Black Granny were speechless and speechless!

Oraka said, "So, I am a hero of the Tree Root Kingdom. Think about how prestigious it is to be praised by King Tuhei. Therefore, King Tuhei sees that I have very good military command skills.

Didn't this transfer me to be a guard at the Gate of Heaven, and I was recently promoted because I betrayed you and my friends to gain wealth! So I was promoted again, and I felt indescribably happy! So I want to make a difference.

, it’s a coincidence to do something earth-shattering. You told me that you were going to elope, so I came to you. Just when I was frustrated and thought I couldn’t catch you, I didn’t expect that you would be caught by me.

I was caught in the act, and I was so excited that I couldn’t describe it! This is Mother Earth making me rich! Haha..."

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Are there any female soldiers in the Tree Root Kingdom? Oraka, look at you, you are acting like a lunatic when you are a soldier. I guess if there were female soldiers, they would be as lunatic after being manipulated by you all day long.

I guess their fate will suffer in your hands."

Oraka quibbled, "Nonsense! Xiong Hulian! Who do you imagine me to be? Am I as dirty as you imagined? Although I can't walk when I see a woman, and although I love women, I'm not as nasty as you imagined."

Look, among our golden soldiers, female soldiers are our comrades, but also our comrades, do you think you can have sex? The Black King's team headquarters in Shugen Country has a clear rule that if any officer has sex with a female soldier

If I have an affair, I just cut off the officer’s private parts. It’s like a novel that didn’t become famous. He really became a eunuch.”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Hey! Look at how old you are, and you don't even have a beard. Look, you look like a eunuch."

Oraka said, "Eunuch, you actually called me eunuch, how about we try and find a bed to try, I think I can make you rush to the top again and again, make you convulse again and again, make you unable to stop, let you have

After this time, I’m still thinking about the next time. I guarantee that I will definitely turn you, a young and beautiful girl, into a horny girl, so that you can be burning with desire every day. I’m telling you! If I were a real eunuch, how could any eunuch go to heaven all day long?

Men Yan Hua Liu Xiang, even if your eunuch has 100 abilities, he still doesn’t have this function! Right?”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Dirty, despicable, obscene, I packed a bag with such good words and gave them to you."

Oraka said, "Hey! Wu likes that you use these words to describe me. It's a very glorious and blessed thing. Also, the golden soldiers I brought did not have female soldiers. Grandma's. I'm also confused, why are there other

There are female soldiers in the army, but there are none in our army."

Little Saburo said, "That's because you have countless charms and charisma. Female soldiers are afraid of you when they see you. Your reputation may have been famous for a long time and spread everywhere, like a plague."

Oraka said, "Who am I? Who am I afraid of? I am an invincible gangster and can sweep away the world! This is my dream to win! But a few years ago, a female soldier did have an affair with his commander.

The soldier's belly became bloated. Later, I heard that King Tuhei found out and cut off the officer's lower body. The female soldier was pitiful. She dug out two big peaches on her chest. It was so bloody.

There is also violence. That time I went to the execution ground to watch the entire execution process. The scene was simply too horrible to watch! Since then, the female soldier has become so handsome! It’s a pity, but I’ve done it before

I dreamed of her! I can’t describe the lingering feeling in words.”

The witch doctor Black Granny said, "Oraka, you are so terrible! I have a few words for you, the romantic king!"

Little Saburo said, "In the entire history of Shugen Country, there is a relatively famous female soldier!"

Oraka said, "Are you talking about Yura?"

Little Saburo said, "It's exactly what you said, it's her."

Oraka said, "But she died very tragically! She died very tragically!"

The witch doctor Black Granny asked, "Which Yura?"

Little Saburo said, "It was Yula who fought in the north and south with King Tuhei. At that time, the Tree Root Kingdom had not yet been established, and was repeatedly invaded by the mud-pecking rats. Yula was the favorite woman of King Tuhei. Tuhei

Even the Black King gave her three points, and Yura can do everything, such as archery, wielding swords and spears, and spells. She can be said to be superb in practicing, and she has made great contributions to the establishment of the Tree Root Kingdom."

The witch doctor Black Granny asked, "Then how did Yura die?"

Little Saburo said, "Yura's death occurred during a battle to encircle and suppress the Mud-pecking Rat Men. It's a long story. The battle lasted for seven days and seven nights. In the end, he was still unable to defeat the Mud-Pecking Rat Men. In the end, he was defeated. You

In order to protect King Tuhei from retreating, Ra held a spear and fought a duel with the Mudpeckers! In order to protect King Tuhei's retreat, he was finally captured by the Mudpeckers. Yura endured the humiliation at the Mudpeckers.

With severe torture, King Tuhei knew that Yula had been captured by the enemy, and he was heartbroken. In order to rescue Yula, King Tuhei issued an order to rescue Yula at any cost, even if the land was ceded. The Mudpecking Rat Man agreed to Tuhei's request.

Regarding the Black King’s terms, the Mudpeckers brought heavy troops and came to negotiate.”

King Tuhei said, "I am willing to return all the places conquered by the Tree Root Kingdom, but you must return an intact Yura."