Doomsday Strikes Back

King Tuhei of the Tree Root Kingdom said to his attendant Desigu, "Let my Yura live at all costs, even if it is my own life. She is the most important woman in my life.

We can’t live without her, Desigu, you go make arrangements! You go to the Mud Rat Man’s base camp to discuss matters.”

Desigu kowtowed to King Tuhei of the Shugen Kingdom. He came out of the L-shaped palace and passed the Gate of Heaven. He looked at the large gilt characters on the Gate of Heaven - Gate of Heaven - with deep thoughts.

, this was just gilded a few days ago. As a citizen of Shugen Country, I have been worried about Shugen Country. All the big and small things in Shugen Country have fallen on me. Sometimes Desigu asked himself,

Does this Tree Root Kingdom belong to King Tuhei or to Desigu himself?

Desigu held the Gate of Heaven, stroked his red beard and said, "Gate of Heaven, what a beautiful name, what a powerful name. I hope that the people of the Tree Root Country will live in the Tree Root Country just like their lives."

In heaven. Alas! Why can't I be happy? Living in the country of tree roots is such a troubled time! One wave has not started yet, and another wave comes one after another."

Desigu walked holding on to the wall of the Gate of Heaven. This wall cost a lot of money and was made of boiled gold. From a distance, it looked magnificent and beautiful.

On the top, there were carved beauties dancing gracefully one by one. Desigu stared blankly at the beauties on the gold bricks. He was lost in thought. He saw that the beauties carved on the gold bricks seemed to be alive, dancing and dancing.

She also raised eyebrows at Desigu, but the beauty on the gold brick can read people's minds. When you laugh, the beauty on the wall will laugh with you. When you cry, the beauty on the wall will

The beauties on the wall will cry with you. When your mind is thinking about some dirty things, the beauties on the wall will read your thoughts and perform and show you everything you imagined in your head.

At this time, Desigu was thinking about these love affairs between men and women. Desigu saw the statue of a beautiful woman on the gold brick, walking towards him, walked out of the wall, and came in front of him.

When the statue beauty was about to take the next step, Desigu got a headache and was not in the mood to see the statue beauty. He said to the statue beauty, "That's it, that's it, hey! Go back! Go back! There are too many things that give me a headache in Tree Root Country."

, how can I still feel like this."

As Desigu walked, he thought about how when the Gate of Heaven was first built, all the laborers who died in the Tree Root Kingdom were counted in order to build this broken wall. The building of this broken wall actually made sense.

On the one hand, it prevents the Mudpeckers from invading. On the other hand, it is because the Mudpeckers are afraid of the golden light. On the other hand, it is to commemorate the achievements and glory of the various battles of the Tree Root Kingdom. At the back door of the Gate of Heaven, it is called Heaven.

At the end, on the wall over there, there are carvings of the warriors who sacrificed their lives in the Tree Root Kingdom, as well as their glorious achievements.

The entire Tree Root Kingdom was surrounded by a golden wall. How much did it cost? How many people died! It can be said that this golden wall was not built with gold. It should be said that it was built piece by piece with human blood.

Got up.

Desigu did not agree with King Tuhei building this golden wall at first, but King Tuhei of Shugen Country did not listen to his persuasion and just went his own way. In addition, King Tuhei's younger brother Tubai fanned the flames, and this golden wall became

That’s settled.

It turns out that all the buildings and palaces in the entire Shugen Kingdom were planned by Tubai. Tubai was unruly and unreasonable by nature, and whatever he said was what he said. Dexigu had no choice but to swallow his anger and turn a blind eye.

Yiyan, think about it, Tubai is the younger brother of King Tuhei. If he offends Duke Tubai, he can only blame himself for overestimating his own capabilities, just like an egg against a stone. Desigu warned himself, don't ask for trouble.

When eating, you need to make sure that you have both coarse and fine food, and fine food and thick food.

However, one thing can be proved that although Duke Tubai is unruly and unreasonable, he still has insights, ideas and achievements in art and architecture. Tubai's talent in architecture has been revealed, but if it is discussed

When leading troops to fight, Duke Tubai and King Tuhei were thousands of miles apart.

However, the people living in the tree-root country gave Tubai a weird name: Weird Tubai, maybe that’s right! Weird Tubai is really weird, Tubai’s mood is uncertain, he says he’s not good at it, and he’s good at it or not.

The changes are unpredictable and unpredictable. When Desigu sees Tubai, he usually has his head twisted around, which actually fulfills the saying, different ways do not work together.

Desigu looked at the golden golden wall and began to feel sad again. A few days ago, Tubai came to inspect the golden wall, but he didn't expect that, alas! Desigu never expected that when Tubai came to inspect the gate of heaven,

At that time, a pillar fell down and hit Tubai's head. There was a flow of blood at that time. Tubai fainted. Fortunately, Tubai saved his life, but he could not get up. He could only live in this life.

I can spend my days lying in bed.

But it was a coincidence, it was a coincidence that all the wood and other materials for the Gate of Heaven were arranged by Desigu's younger brother, Desixian. Tubai gave the order and arrested them all.

, were imprisoned in the Dryad Prison. Desigu's mother kept talking about wanting a son all day long. This matter put Desigu in a dilemma. He suddenly ran out of ideas. He had been thinking about what to do these days.

Yes, how should I rescue my younger brother Desixian? Desixian has been so worried and haggard these days. He has not eaten well these days. Desixian is holding on to the golden wall and feels his head is heavy.

It's like a lead has been poured into it, so heavy.

Desigu sighed all day long, not knowing what he should do. Desigu also asked for help. On the one hand, he went to Duke Tubai to inquire about his whereabouts. On the other hand, he sent people to the Dryad Prison to inquire about his brother Desigu.

How is he doing now? Is he well? There is a mess in Desigu's house now. Desigu really doesn't want to go back to this house. Desigu's wife is even more troubled and she just needs to go to the house to expose her.

Tile.

This put Desigu in a dilemma. On the left was Duke Tubai, who did not dare to offend him, and on the right was his half-brother, who could not ignore death. Desigu got dizzy when he thought about this matter.

Maybe it was because Desigu wanted to save face and suffer the consequences, and refused to go to Duke Tubai and King Tuhei to say a few good words. He originally wanted to tell King Tuhei the whole story when he met him this time, but

It’s true that one wave has not started yet, but another wave is coming again! King Tohei was worried about Weiyura’s affairs. He was worried all day long, so he had to put aside the rescue of his younger brother Dexixian for the time being. He didn’t know who he was sending.

It was really distressing to find out in the Dryad Prison how his brother Desixian was doing and whether he had been found.

When Desigu was feeling depressed, an old man rushed forward and blocked Desigu's path. Desigu was startled and said, "Why are you walking without looking at the road? You are in such a hurry to do something all day long."

It turned out that this man was a member of the official family of Dexigu, known as Mr. Guan. Second Master Guan got straight to the point and said, "Dexigu, Dexi... Chief Dexi, you... you... your brother Dexixian has been found, and...

Not dead, still alive..."

Guan Erye said, "I guessed that you were here, and I guessed it right. I just came back from the Dryad Prison. After I came back, I walked towards you non-stop. The Tree Root Country is really too small.

I found you...you..."

Desigu was so excited that he held Master Guan's hand and said, "I found it, I found it. Take a breath and speak slowly."

Guan Erye said, "If there is any water, let me drink it. I am so busy all day long that I don't even drink a bowl of water, let alone eat."

Desi Gu said, "Are you busy? Shouldn't you be busy? Who asked you to be the housekeeper of the De family! You must be too busy! Where is this direction?"

Guan Erye smiled and said, "Hey! I still know this direction. Is it south?"

Desigu said, "Just talk nonsense! You look like you are so busy that you are dizzy. This is obviously the north!"

Guan Erye said, "This is north, this is clearly south."

Desi said in ancient times, "You still dare to say something strong? If I say north, it will be north."

Guan Erye pointed at the wooden sign in front of him and said, "This is obviously south, why is it north? Sir De, are you dizzy? You are not very old, how can you talk to the old man? I don't know that this old horse knows the way!"

Desi said: "Oh! Oh! It seems that I am too busy to find the north and south. I just came out of the L-shaped palace. What water are you drinking? There is no water here. If you want to drink water, go home and drink it."

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Guan Erye asked, "Are you thirsty?"

Desi Gu said, "What are you doing? You go home and drink when you are thirsty! You have no water or milk, but there is one thing you want to drink. Do you want to drink it?"

Guan Erye said, "Hey! Let me look through it to see if there is any. But I am so thirsty. Look at my lips. My mouth is dry. Come on, take out any good things you have.

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As Guan Erye said this, he was stroking Desigu's body."

Desigu said: "What are you doing? Don't you know whether men can have sex or not? You are so old, how can you be like this? Seeing that you are so old, I won't give you any general knowledge and let you go."

...Let go of your hand, I won’t give you any general knowledge. How can you be like this? It’s all over if I can’t get it for you. Let’s be honest and don’t turn over it. I’ll take it out for you.”

Guan Erye clapped his hands like a child and said, "Okay, okay! Take it out quickly! What a good thing."

Desigu said, "How do you want to drink? There is no golden cup here!"

Guan Erye said, "That's right, how can I drink without the golden cup!"

Desigu said, "Then just open your mouth and drink!"

Guan Erye said, "What kind of drink is it? Don't you need to put it in a container? I guess you must have something good there."

I saw all the beauties on the wall gathered to watch the excitement. Desigu unbuttoned his trousers and Guan Erye said, "It's not time to go to bed, why are you undressing and taking off your belt!"

Desigu said, "Hey! Your drink will be here soon, it's still piping hot and warm."

Guan Erye said, "You...I guessed that you wouldn't let me drink..."

Desi said in ancient times, "Guan Er Ye is extremely smart and his sword is not old! You have guessed it right."

I saw the statues of beauties on the wall gathered together, watching De Xigu take off his pants and start urinating. The statues of beauties on the golden wall all looked at them with envy. It can be seen from their happy expressions that De Xigu took off his pants and started to urinate.

That thing about Desigu attracted them so much that they looked at it over and over again. The beautiful statue on the wall couldn't help but spread its teeth and claws, calling her hands to Desigu.

Desigu said: "Come on, you have already guessed it, then open your mouth and drink!"

Guan Erye said: "Forget it, forget it, I don't have the luck to drink your urine! Super fever (which means bad smell in Zaozhuang dialect), I am your cow and your horse now, if

If you really drink it, you will really become a cow or a horse."

Desi ancient saying: "Hey! You are my cow and horse! If you touch me, I will whip you with a whip, haha, haha, haha, oh, oh, Yuyu..."

The second master Guan said, "Hey, drive, oh, Yu Yu... you are chasing animals! Although I will make cows and horses for you, I will not be an animal!"

An old Desi saying goes, "Damn, damn, what's the difference between being a cow or a horse and being an animal? There shouldn't be much difference between the two! Okay, are you still thirsty?"

Guan Erye said, "I'm not thirsty anymore, I'm not thirsty anymore."

I saw Desigu finish urinating and put up his pants, while the beautiful statue on the golden wall felt very disappointed and stretched out her arms. Desigu didn't even look at them, treating the statue on the golden wall as

When a beautiful woman comes into contact with any part of the human body, the beautiful woman on the golden wall will come down from the golden wall.

Guan Erye said, "Sir Desigu, look, there are so many statues and beauties on the wall shouting at the top of their lungs. Where are they calling you? Your popularity is so powerful! I will give it a try too and take advantage of you.

Also try out these beautiful statues on the golden wall."

More and more beauties gathered around the statues on the golden wall. They also came to see what was new. Master Guan took off his pants in a hurry and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, people will be shy. I'm just peeing!"

I saw Mr. Guan take off his pants, and the beautiful statues on the golden wall all sighed and shook their heads. There was also a beautiful woman on the golden wall, who took a magnifying glass and carefully looked at Mr. Guan.

The statues of beauties looked at the incompetence of Mr. Guan, so they were frightened and dispersed.

Guan Erye said, "Hey! I can't do it anymore! I'm getting older, and I can't do this anymore. Look, I took out this thing and frightened the beautiful statues on the golden wall.

How cute is my one! Look at it, Sir Desigu, it can nod and bow down! A group of ignorant statue beauties are so contemptuous, and it hurts my self-esteem."

Desigu said: "Hey! Who asked you to take it out? If you don't have the ability, why would you show it off? You are calling yourself a confession! Okay, pull up your pants. You are so old and you are old."

What's the point of showing off? Damn that perverted old man, please tell me how my brother Desixian is doing now."

Guan Erye raised his pants and said, "Dexixian, you're fine now. You're very safe. I think that's the safest place in the entire Shugen Country."

Desigu said, "The safest place. Do you think my brother went there to take refuge? What's going on? Is he in any danger?"

Guan Erye said, "It's safe, absolutely safe. He's motionless now?"

Desigu said, "Oh! Oh! Is my brother sleeping? He usually has the habit of taking a lunch break!"

Guan Erye shook his head and said, "No, Desixian is now... When I entered the Dryad Prison, I searched for a long time but couldn't find it. When I walked to the ground and there was a person lying next to me, I still

I thought it was another prisoner, and I kept thinking about how this prisoner died on the road, tripped me, and kicked me so hard. The prisoner suddenly stood up straight, which scared me!

As soon as I pissed myself, I ran away. While I was running, I just kicked him in the chest with my foot. I heard the prisoner fell to the ground and stopped moving."

Desigu said, "Wow! Dryads are everywhere in danger! I'm sorry that you risked your life to save my brother."

Guan Erye said, "I just ran forward in a hurry and bumped into the jailer's arms. Chief Desigu, you don't know! I even received a beating from the jailer."

Desigu said, "Grandma, why did he beat you? Damn the jailer, no, I'm going to find him now. I have to give you an explanation."

Guan Erye said, "Forget it, forget it, you are just an arm, it can't twist the thigh. I admit that I was beaten. Who asked me to ride on the jailer's head when I bumped into him!"

Desigu said, "Oh! Oh! So that's it! Let me see where it hit you, but you can't see the scar!"

Guan Erye said, "It's okay, it's okay. I have internal injuries. Of course you can't see it."

Desigu said, "Oh! Oh! That's it! So what happened in the end?"

Guan Erye said, "After the jailer beat me, he apologized to me, saying that he thought the prisoner was causing trouble! It turned out that he beat the wrong person. I flattered the jailer and said, it's okay, it's okay. Why didn't I see De in this cage?

Xi Xian!"

The jailer became nervous and said, "Impossible, that's impossible, how could it be possible?"

Guan Erye said, "Where is it! There is nothing in there!"

The jailer said, "Take me to see if the prisoner has escaped. It's impossible! This prisoner is too capable! This prisoner hurt Duke Tubai, but he is a serious prisoner. The superiors have told him that every day

You have to serve him well, his treatment is pretty good."

Guan Erye said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you."

The jailer said, "You are too polite, too polite! It is our responsibility and our obligation to punish the prisoners. This is our unshirkable responsibility. The prisoners who come to our place are generally treated very attentively. Since the prisoners have come in, then we will

Let him shed a layer of skin when he goes out."

Guan Erye said, "De Xixian, you must serve him well. He is our King Tuhei's personal attendant."

The jailer said, "Whatever he is, he is the King of Tuhei. When he comes to our place, he has to listen to us. We all have to serve him well, pull out their skin and tighten their tendons."

Guan Erye said, "Ah! No way! What do you mean..."