Doomsday Strikes Back

Lan Ji smiled and said, "Hey! It seems that the power feet you learned from Master Longlegs are really not that good. Look at how you look now. Your feet are sucked on the glass container, just like a gecko. You

It's so funny, you just need to stretch your tongue (an animal's tongue in Zaozhuang dialect) now."

Boguyao laughed and said, "Is the gecko crawling on the wall and stretching its legs? You may be talking about the lizards in the desert!"

Lan Ji said, "Do I mean it's a gecko? You owe me too much. You have to listen to me and be good. Otherwise, I will get angry and I will not get out of this glass container. I will

Staying in this Dryad Prison for the rest of your life will prevent you from marrying a wife and will make you a widow for the rest of your life, huh! What will happen to you?"

Bo Guyao said, "Hey, okay, okay, I have revived your memory. You really don't want to get married! If you don't get married, I will just leave."

Lan Ji purred and said, "Humph, if you have the ability, just leave. Why don't you, a boy, be more generous? Why can't you tolerate girls? Why don't you accommodate girls? You're right!"

You still say you love me, but I think you are being hypocritical. Your conscience is very bad, and your job is not that of a good citizen! Your conscience is very bad, and you should be taken out and shot!"

Bogu Yao said, "Damn, you are a little Japan!"

Then Boguyao, who had his feet sucked on the glass container, stretched out his right arm and said, "Down with little Japan, down with little Japan!"

Lan Ji said, "It seems that you are quite patriotic. You are such a patriotic person! You are simply stunned."

Boguyao said, "Hehe! That's what it says in the book, hehe! Down with little Japan!"

Lan Ji was very helpless and said, "Okay, okay, that's enough, that's enough. Just say it once, you're just talking nonsense (in Zaozhuang dialect, meaning nagging), if you can, just clap your hands and go!"

Boguyao said, "Hey! It's not that I don't want to go, it's that my feet of strength don't allow me to go."

Lan Ji saw Bo Guyao's feet glowing yellow and melting into the glass container. Lan Ji said, "My dear, your feet of power are really weird and powerful. Look... you can't save me."

When you came out, your feet melted in, and you still had the glass that you smashed with your feet.

The weapon, but look at it, the crack has been repaired by your feet of strength. This is a thankless job for you! You are simply a talent! You didn’t get the job done well, but you got yourself into it. You hero saved me.

Beautiful rescue, it makes me feel very uncomfortable. Could it be that I have caused you trouble?"

Bogu Yao said, "Okay, okay, my baby Lan Ji, stop whining and complaining and think about how I can get down and how I can rescue you from the glass container!"

Beautiful prisoner Lan Ji said, "Beauty should save the bear!"

Boguyao said, "How do you know that Warden Asi and I are bears, not heroes?"

The beautiful prisoner Lan Ji smiled and said, "Hey! Haha... didn't you say you are a bear? How can anyone in this world call themselves a bear?"

Boguyao said, "Haha, it turns out that your memory was not erased just now. You must have deliberately messed with me! You made me waste so much emotion."

Lan Ji smiled and said, "Your feelings are worthless to me, not worth a penny!"

Boguyao said, "It doesn't matter, as long as you are the most important in my heart. Look, there are so many beautiful prisoners here. I can ignore them because they have nothing to do with me, but you

I must care, no matter what you say, I can understand you, I can forgive you, because there is only you in this world, you are irreplaceable by anyone, you are irreplaceable by anyone,

It cannot be copied."

Lan Ji said, "Okay, okay, I know! I know! Don't be jealous, don't torture yourself, I know you are good to me, I know you are sincerely good to me, you say I

It is irreplaceable and cannot be copied. This sentence moved me very much. With this sentence, I am content and satisfied. The three years I have been imprisoned in the Dryad Prison are worth it.

I have no regrets.”

Bo Guyao said, "Lan Ji, Lan Ji, my beloved Lan Ji, you are my baby, are those words you said true? I am so touched, I want to cry so much!"

Lan Ji covered her mouth and said with a smile, "Hey! By the way, you are still the crying god of our Tree Root Country? Then you can cry if you want! Who said men can bleed without crying? This is a fallacy. Men are just like women,

There are rich feelings, and there are emotions. If you want to cry, cry, just cry! I will play it for you by the way, so that I can guide you to cry smoothly. "

Boguyao said, "Crying is human instinct. Thank you Lan Ji, you understand me, you understand me, you support me, hehe! I want to cry but I can't. I like how warm I feel inside. I just want to

Smiling proudly, because I have you, and with you, I have everything, and the world."

Lan Ji said, "The world is very big, but you and I are very small, as small as grains of dust! It is not easy for you and me to get to know each other in this life. It is fate that you and I can meet each other in this life. Life passes very hastily.

There are still too many ups and downs in life. Let the two of us live well. I know that in this life, with your company and your waiting, I will feel happy in my heart.

It's very fulfilling. I'm not alone in my heart. With you, my heart is so fulfilling. I'm thinking that I'm lucky and happy too. Let me meet a man who loves me in the vast sea of ​​people. You are my rock.

Shu, you are my rain in the clouds. With you, I will not worry or be afraid in a difficult life, because you are in sync with me."

Bogu Yao said, "Since I have allowed you to walk with me in life, since I have allowed you and me to experience together in life, then let us go down-to-earth together, build our happiness together, witness the path of our love together, and let us cherish it."

Each other, let us walk the path that belongs to both of us.”

Lan Ji nodded and said, "Haha, Boguyao, it's great to have you. I am happy and lucky to have you. I remember you told me before that you want simple, ordinary happiness. Happiness contains

I, I will accompany you, I will always accompany you, I will accompany you until we grow old, I will accompany you until I have no breath. When I die, I will hold your hands tightly and tell you that I will be your woman in this life.

, you will be my woman in the next life."

Boguyao said, "Haha! Okay, I will be a woman in the next life, and you will be a man. Then don't worry about it! Otherwise... or else..."

Lan Ji said, "What else? Tell me?"

Bo Guyao said, "Otherwise, if you are unfaithful to me, I will never have contact with you again."

Lan Ji said, "Haha, haha, Boguyao, you are such a man! Okay, okay, I promise to be faithful to you, but...what if in the next life you have someone who is good for you?"

Meaning), if I were to marry a wife, that would be fine!"

Boguyao said, "No, absolutely not."

Lan Ji said, "Why not? It is absolutely possible. Otherwise, I will be so bored in the long road of life. How should I live my life? I will probably go find someone else by then."

Boguyao said, "Ah! You are not allowed to find anyone else. I am enough. Ahem, women should be more reserved and stop talking nonsense. I am determined that you are not allowed to find anyone else."

Lan Ji smiled and said, "Men are not things. That way I can also experience how men feel. Do you think I am right?"

Boguyao said, "Yes, that's right, but you don't know that being a man also has its difficulties. Being a woman is difficult, and being a man is even more difficult. I'm very curious about this."

Lan Ji said, "Curiosity killed the cat. What's wrong with being curious? Because I've seen men's private parts!"

Bo Guyao said in his heart, "Ah! You have seen it before, no way! My privacy is very secret, and no one else knows it. How Lan Ji knew it is puzzling."

Boguyao continued, "Did you see any man's privacy? Could it be..."

Lan Ji said, "Hey! It's not you anyway. It's true that every man has privacy. I see my brother's privacy."

Bo Guyao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Oh! Oh! It scared me to death. I thought you were talking about me? But it scared me so much that I hesitated.

(meaning to jump). You are talking about your brother Lan Ba! No way! He is so old! He has privacy!!"

Lan Ji said, "Lan Ba ​​was 16 years old at that time, okay? But when I saw him like that, it made me anxious. I wanted to go up and help Lan Ba. I was the anxious one at that time! But I saw my younger brother

That made me feel very uncomfortable. I asked him, but he just wouldn't tell me! It was only later that I found out that his secret was that he had fallen in love with a little girl."

Boguyao said, "This is a man's privacy. You...you...you are so anxious. You want to help. Aren't you in trouble? Although Lan Ba ​​is not your aunt's brother, he is still related by blood after all."

It doesn’t matter how you help him, it’s his own business and he can solve it himself.”

Lan Ji said, "Bo Guyao, why are you nervous? The help I gave you is not what you think in your heart. You are so dirty! Hehe! Do you mean to think that I will be Lan Ba's daughter?"

My friend! Then you are thinking wrongly."

Boguyao shook his head and said, "No, that's not what I meant."

Lan Ji said, "Ah! Then what do you mean?"

Bo Guyao said, "That's what I mean. You can communicate with Lan Ba. There are so many good girls in the world, right? Why have a crush on a flower? Right! I was shocked.

, I thought you promised me your life, then I would be alone, Lan Ji, are you right..."

Lan Ji said, "Ah! What are you talking about! It's a mess, I know, I know, then this damn Bo Guyao, how can you think of me like this? It's wrong for you to think of me like this, it's not like you don't know

, I love you the most. I wish I could only be nice to you in this life. How can you be so stingy? Right! Boguyao, you are such a bastard. It turns out that you think of me like this. It makes me so angry.

Already."

Bogu Yao said, "Hey, okay! I was wrong. I just thought about it. I didn't mean anything else. Isn't it true that good things don't go to outsiders? Even if you have that kind of relationship with your brother, so what? I

He is quite generous and tolerant.”

Lan Ji scolded, "Boguyao! Boguyao, what do you think my aunt is? What do you imagine my aunt to be? My aunt is not the person you imagined. My aunt is not a casual person. She is really right."

No man is a good person or a good thing, and a man’s words really cannot be trusted.”

Boguyao said, "Don't...don't...don't be angry! Why are you angry? I didn't mean to make you angry, I didn't mean to do it! Please don't be angry, okay? I just said it as a joke!"

Lan Ji said, "How can you joke about this kind of thing? I think you are sincere, bah bah bah..."

Boguyao said, "Okay, okay, it's my fault, I bow to you and apologize!"

Lan Ji said, "I'm just apologizing. Why are you bowing? Are you still shouting slogans, bow once, bow twice! You thought I was dead! Attend my funeral!"

Boguyao said, "Okay, okay, then Sir, you have a lot of money, don't treat me like a chicken with a heart like me."

Lan Ji said, "I don't want to be so cowardly with you? You can think whatever you want, it has nothing to do with me, so what does it matter! That's a man's privacy, and this is a man's unique instinct, because everyone

Everyone has privacy and secrets. I didn’t say anything. Look at you, why are you so nervous? Girls also have privacy. Women’s privacy is actually more powerful than men’s privacy. Girls are full of emotions and sentimentality.”

Bo Guyao said, "A woman's privacy? What kind of privacy does a woman have?"

Lan Ji said, "What can't be said? What if I tell you? You men have privacy, but you don't allow us girls to have privacy! Who are you!..."

Bogu Yao said, "What kind of privacy does a woman have? Then tell me about it! Tell me!"

Lan Ji felt a little embarrassed and said, "Hey! I'm really embarrassed to say it."

Bogu Yao said, "Say it, say it! I'll listen..."

Lan Ji said, "But you asked me to say it. I didn't say it voluntarily. You asked me to say it, so I will speak out and speak boldly."

Boguyao said, "I asked you to tell me!"

Lan Ji said without any secret, "We women also have sad moments, but you men don't understand us women. Why don't boys be more considerate of girls?"

Bo Guyao said, "Oh! Oh! In fact, we boys understand girls quite well. This is nothing! Right!"

Lan Ji said, "What you say is equivalent to farting. I will tell you the ugly things ahead. If I marry you in the future, firstly, I will go home early, secondly, I will not mess around with women outside, and thirdly, I will tell everyone."

Give me all your money every month. Men will become bad when they have money. Do you hear me?"

Boguyao said, "I heard it. I will listen to you in everything. I will only treat you well in this life. You can see whether it works or not, whether you like it or not."

Lan Ji said, "That's pretty much it, hehe!"

Bo Guyao said, "Lan Ji, I seem to be stuck on the glass container. I can't seem to get off. What should I do?"

Lan Ji said, "Then let's have it cold! Haha, look at men, not all men are omnipotent! Sometimes women are still needed. Men can't do anything in this life without women. You tell me, what I said is true.

That makes sense!"

Boguyao said, "You are right! It makes sense, but you are trapped in the glass container, and I am stuck on the glass container and cannot be replaced. It seems that there is something in your words!"

Lan Ji stood up, with the curves of her body showing, and said, "That is, what I mean is that men sometimes have to see what women do. Can you dodge? I will save you."

Bo Guyao said, "My mother is here, how can I get out of the way! I'm stuck on the glass container. Don't you understand that you are joking?"

Lan Ji said, "Okay then. Lan Ji measured the glass container with her feet."

Bo Guyao said, "Can you find something to wear? Girls should be more reserved."

Lan Ji said, "Go away, you talk so much nonsense! What can you say? If I had clothes, I wouldn't have put them on to hide my ugly face. And you are here to remind me that I am not in the Dryad Prison now? I

Now I want to save you, and I can’t control so much. Alas! How come it’s me who saves you? You should be the one who saves me.”

Bo Guyao said, "Hey, my skills are not as good as others. I haven't learned well, so I just use it to show off."

Guan Erye said, "Hey! Two people are trapped in a glass container. Let's see what they do. A good opportunity has arrived."

Warden Asi, who was standing in front of Mr. Guan, said, "What a good opportunity has come."

Guan Erye said, "That way you can catch them all in one go!"

Warden Asi said, "I have no choice! They have to be spared and spared. I think it's better to let them go! If you think about a resentful man and a slut, I won't interfere and take away people's love."

No, the melon that is forced is not sweet."

Warden Asi looked at the beautiful black prisoner and said, "Fortunately, I still have her."

Guan Erye said, "Hey! Apart from being black, there is nothing wrong with the black beauty prisoner. Look at the black beauty prisoner and she won't leave even if you ask her to. Maybe she has feelings for you, which is interesting!"

Warden Asi said, "Don't talk nonsense, love depends on fate. Besides, in our Shugen country, all the soldiers in Shugen country are not allowed to fall in love, and there are also people who talk about marriage. Look at Bogu Yao

And Lan Ji, when I look at their happy faces, I feel very uncomfortable."

Guan Erye may have heard wrongly and said, "What self-defense!"

Warden Asi said, "It's a taste, not self-defense! Grandma, please ring your ears (in Zaozhuang dialect, you can't hear it clearly, or maybe you heard it wrong)! How did you hear it! Hey, let's go, let's go, it's all

Let's go! Why was it that when Lan Ji left, I felt so empty, as if something was missing?"

Guan Erye said, "Isn't this person not gone yet? He is so reluctant to leave this little lover. If Lan Ji is released in the future, you can go to Lan Ji's house to steal red apricots."

Warden Asi said, "You are talking about stealing red apricots!"

Guan Erye said, "You can also say that."

Warden Asi said, "Haha, Mr. Guan, your thoughts are too dirty. It's time for Dryad Prison to clean up your memory."