Doomsday Strikes Back

Guan Erye said, "It's better not to give it up! I don't have the luck to have my memory erased in the Dryad Prison. A person's memory only lasts once, and a person's memory is as precious as his own life. If the memory is really erased, I'm afraid...

My life is over. Besides, I haven’t made any mistakes. How can I come to Dryad Prison to erase my memory? Hehe! Besides, you and I are both friends. If I really commit something in the future,

Then I'll say hello to you in advance, I! I won't let any soldiers move, I will tie myself up and stand on a bush to plead guilty, I will do it myself, you won't take your fancy."

Warden Asi said, "Haha, Mr. Guan, you are really clean and tidy in doing things. I like you like this. You are my good friend, a very, very good friend. I am so willing to have you in my dryad prison."

What about squatting? From now on, you can come if you want. You are my guest here, and I am not allowed to entertain you with three or nine banquets, and then recruit a few prisoners to dance a few dances for you so that you can eat and drink well."

Guan Erye said, "I'm so touched when you say that. I'm so moved that I want to shed tears."

Warden Asi said, "You're welcome. When you come to my dryad prison, you will treat it like your own home. The door will be open to you. If your friends or relatives really commit any crimes in the future, I will take care of everything."

Guan Erye said, "Then I really don't know how to thank you. I'm so moved that I really want to kowtow to you! It's better to know an official! It's easy to get to know an official. I didn't expect that. I don't know where this is from me."

What a blessing I have accumulated in my lifetime! I have met you as my friend! I am so lucky in my three lives! I suddenly remembered something, and I really need your help with something!"

Warden Asi said, "If you have anything to say, just say it. Just speak loudly. There is nothing that I can't do in this Dryad Prison."

Guan Erye said, "The sky is really wise! I didn't expect that I met a noble person. I would like to thank you in advance for my master."

Warden Asi said, "You're welcome, you're welcome, just say it! What happened and who was caught in the Dryad Prison? It's just a matter of my words. This is easy to handle."

Guan Erye said, "You are my Grand Master Qingtian! Some time ago, the younger brother of our Chief Desigu, Desi Xian, was arrested for committing a crime and is now being held in our Dryad Prison...

…”

Warden Asi said, "Oh! Oh! I do know about this. Is it because the black king of our tree root country is accompanying Chief Desigu?"

Guan Erye said, "Exactly, I am an official in his family, so this matter breaks my heart."

Warden A Si said, "Second Master Guan, what are you worried about? As long as I, Warden A Si, am here, this matter will be taken care of by me. I will check it for you. You can rest assured about this. With me here, as long as

With the person you mentioned, this matter will be easier to handle. Is the prisoner's name Desigu?"

Guan Erye saw Warden A Si making a square with both hands, and an invisible screen appeared in the middle of the square. Warden A Si stretched the square, and saw that between Guan Er Ye and Asi Yu

There was a search device in front of the chief. Warden Asi was on top of the search device, tapping the search device and saying, "It's not called Desigu, it's Desigu's younger brother Desi Xian!"

Warden Asi said, "Oh! Oh! So that's it. I can't blame me for not being able to find it on my search engine. Hehe! I have inflammation!... Can you see if it's this name?"

Guan Erye said: "This is not the inflammation! You are the one suffering from inflammation? You haven't graduated from elementary school! It is virtue, the virtue of virtue, intelligence and body! Xi, it is the virtue that will send you to the West. Xian, you are not idle and have nothing to do.

Leisure is the courtesy of a corporal! You understand very well."

Warden Asi said, "Hey! You have discovered all this about my primary school education. Okay, you can watch while I lose, hehe! Don't lose and get inflammation! Haha!..."

Warden Asi continued, "Virtue is the virtue of morality, intelligence and body, Xi is the virtue of sending you to the Western Heaven, Xian is the courtesy of the virtuous and the corporal! See if these are the words."

Guan Erye said, "Yes, yes, those are the words!"

Warden Asi said, "Hey! This man's name really exists. I want to see what he has committed! Look, is he guilty of murder like Lan Ji over there? It's okay.

, if you have committed murder, I can also release you. Let me take a good look and check! But the system is a bit slow, wait a moment, wait a moment..."

Mr. Guan shook his head and said, "It's not a crime of murder. If it is a crime of murder, that would be great. It would save trouble. According to the laws of the Tree Root Country, we can just take him out and chop him down, hehe."

Warden Asi said, "What crime was committed? Is it rape? If a male prisoner commits rape, according to the laws of our Shugen Country, he will be punished by castration. It doesn't matter if he is sentenced to castration.

Who told him to be dishonest, right?"

Guan Erye shook his head again and said, "It's not rape!"

Warden Asi said, "That's not a crime of rape, that's a crime of murder, and...oh! I know, it's a crime of petty theft!"

Guan Erye said, "No, no..."

Warden Asi said, "This damn search machine keeps crashing. I really want to smash this damn broken machine. What kind of crime did you commit? Please tell me carefully."

Guan Erye said, "Didn't you ask me?"

Warden Asi said, "I didn't ask you, so you didn't tell me. I can't get any benefit from this matter. You asked me to do something. You have to explain it honestly and explain to me in detail what happened."

, explanation. It’s also strange, these damn golden soldiers are just drunkards, how can they arrest people randomly! I’ll shoot them all later. Oh! I remembered, our Dryad Prison has a planned target every year

Yes, if we can't complete it, our salary will be deducted."

Guan Erye said, "Ah! You are so dark! There are planning targets in the Dryad Prison, what kind of planning method is there?"

Warden Asi said, "We gave him an unfounded charge."

Guan Erye Sanba looked for something new (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means very curious) and said, "It's unreasonable? What is unreasonable?"

Warden Asi said, "Then you don't know! It's unreasonable that the prisoner is not guilty of this crime. We deliberately convicted him of this crime, mainly to complete the plan target! Understand!"

Guan Erye shook his head and said, "I don't understand!"

Warden Asi said, "You are so short-sighted! I've told you so clearly, what exactly are you pretending to be in your head! Hey! I'm speechless for you, so I'll give you a simple example, that is

, for example, the prisoner committed a crime, but it did not constitute a crime of murder. In order to complete the mission assigned by the superiors in the Dryad Prison, the prisoner will be charged with an unfounded crime and sentenced to death! Now you understand! "

Guan Erye said, "Oh! I understand, I suddenly realized it! Your dryad prison is too dark. If all the prisons in the world were like yours, it would be terrible. Those criminals would die unjustly."

Warden Asi said, "Haha! Who cares? As long as you can complete the task target, that's the way to go! And tell me what the hell the guy with inflammation did!"

When the second master was about to say something, Warden Asi said as if having a convulsion, "Great, the search engine has been downloaded, you can go in, let me see what the inflammation caused!"

Mr. Guan said, "Thanks to your high-tech convenience, you can find out everything."

Mr. Guan couldn't understand what was written on the search engine at all? Warden Asi's face was bruised and bruised, saying, "It's over, it's over, it's a pity, it's a pity. This matter is too big, I still take it back."

I really can’t help you with what I said just now when I was bragging about it! Just think of what I just said as fart!”

Guan Erye said, "Hey! What a pity you have inflammation! No, no, how did I learn from you? It's Desi Xian! Hey! How should I explain it to Chief Desi Gu! I might as well die.

"

Warden Asi said, "Is this it? Hey, think about who you offend, it's not good to offend Tubai. Do you know who Tubai is? But the brother of the black king of our tree root country, this matter ends here."

Come on! There is nothing I can do. After you go home for a while, prepare for the funeral!"

The second master Guan started to cry and said, "Hey, good people don't live long! Warden Asi! You don't know! Desi Xian is very kind to us and friendly. You say, if Desi is a penniless Desi

It would be great if you sinned in ancient times."

Warden Asi said, "Hey! That's right! Good people don't live long! What on earth did Desixian do to make you so grateful? You all came to the Dryad Prison."

Guan Erye wiped his tears and said, "De Xixian is not only good to me, but also very good to all of us. Just like that time when my old mother was sick, my brother was robbed of all the family's money.

Without saying a word, Desixian cured my old mother's illness and hired the best witch doctor in our Shugen country! If you think about it, I still understand the principle of repaying a favor, and I will never be able to repay it in this life!

Even if I risk my life, I still have to try my best to go to Desixian!"

Warden Asi said, "You have to think about it. Don't think about it. You must not rob the prison!"

Guan Erye said, "I... I am on birth control? What kind of birth control should I take? I am not a woman on birth control."

Warden Asi said, "You must be confused! What I'm talking about is prison robbery! I mean the prisoner being released from prison."

Guan Erye said, "How many heads do I have! Look at me, I'm already very old. Do I have the guts of an ambitious leopard? I don't have the ability to rob a prison!"

Warden Asi said, "Don't rob prisons. Prison robberies will not end well, but prisons are robbed all over the world. If you want to rob, just rob the prison. Do you know where the earliest prison was in the history of the world?"

?”

Guan Erye said, "I don't know, I'm not in the mood."

Warden Asi said, "The earliest prison in the world appeared in Youli City, Beiyouli City, Tangyin City, Henan Province. It was the birthplace of the Zhouyi culture, and the hometown of Jingzhong Yue Fei was also there. There was also a land designated as a prison.

, and King Wen was arrested and performed the Book of Changes, which happened there. The most expensive prison in the world is located in the California Prison, which can accommodate 3317 prisoners, and has a history of n years. The smallest prison in the world is located in the Guernsey Islands.

On Sark Island, it can only accommodate two detainees. The most secure prison is located in the AdxSupermax Prison in Florence, Colorado, which can accommodate 550 people. It can be said to be a blessing and a paradise for criminals. It mainly holds the most violent and dangerous people in the United States.

criminals. The most luxurious prison is located in the Leoben Trial Center in Austria, housing 505 people, giving prisoners a feeling of being at home. The most famous prison in the world is located in the Alcatraz Prison in San Francisco Bay, California, housing 3,363 prisoners, and is called Prison Island.

There is also Alcatraz. There is also the most famous women's prison and the most humane prison, Loshornos Prison near Plata, Argentina. The children of female prisoners can live with their mothers in prison until they are 4 years old. By the way, there is also the world.

The prison above and below the ground, and the most terrifying and darkest prison, is the Dryad Prison, located in the underground tree root country."

Guan Erye said, "You are so familiar with memorizing it, you can pick it up easily!"

Warden Asi said, "That's necessary. When the time comes, there will be an exam from above. If you fail the exam, you will be demoted to a jailer. Think about it, it's not worth the gain! I'm going to go too far for you. The prison robbery incident is relatively famous.

There are several, such as the prison hijacking in Nigeria and the prison hijacking in Iraq..."

Guan Erye said, "I am old and I am not interested in these things. What I care about most is how to save my benefactor Desixian."

Warden Asi said, "Stop doing those useless things. I'm trying to think of a way to do my best to help you. Just relax and watch the two lingering lovers go away later."

, I’ll take you to see the Beauty Beast Camp.”

The second master Guan said with a smile, "Beauty Beast Camp, okay, I'll leave Dexi Xian's affairs to you then, hehe! I'm still interested in Beauty Beast Camp."

Guan Erye said, "Look at Lan Ji and Bo Guyao, kissing me and me. I'm so jealous. I don't know what they are talking about. Look at Bo Guyao's handstand, how straight his body is, like

It’s like doing acrobatics.”

Warden Asi said, "I have seen it a long time ago, but I am not interested in Bo Guyao. I am only interested in Lan Ji."

Lan Ji said to Boguyao, whose feet were melted in the glass container, "Your body can't get out of the way, so let me rescue you! Just be patient! It may hurt a little."

Boguyao said, "Come on! Pain is necessary. As long as I can save you, there is no problem. But don't hurt too much. Just take your time."

I saw Lan Ji stretching out her arms, and there was light all around her body. Lan Ji's long hair floated, and her eyes glowed white. Bo Guyao looked in his heart and said, "My dear, come on, what kind of spell is this? Eyeballs"

I can’t even see my child, and it’s so scary.”

Lan Ji's floating long hair gathered together in front of Lan Ji's eyes, pulling towards Lan Ji's face. Lan Ji pushed hard, and saw the gathered hair hit the glass container, and the glass container appeared.

It made a big hole.

Lan Ji recovered her body and strength. She saw that Lan Ji's hair was missing a lot. Lan Ji opened her eyes and said, "Bo Guyao, Bo Guyao, are you there? Let's get out quickly."

When Lan Ji opened her eyes, she found that Bo Guyao who was melted in the glass container was gone. Lan Ji went out of the glass container and found Bo Guyao in the distance. It turned out that when Lan Ji used her hair as a weapon to exert strength,

, and bounced Boguyao out. Boguyao did not fall to the ground, but was caught by Warden A Si and Guan Erye in the distance.

Boguyao said, "Thank you! You really caught me, otherwise my head would have been covered in gold."

Guan Erye said, "You're welcome, you're too polite, but you're too heavy. You look weirdly thin, why are you so heavy?"

Warden A Si couldn't hold it any longer and signaled to Master Guan. Second Master Guan thought he understood what Warden A Si meant when he nodded and said, "How about we shout slogans! Let's shout 1, 2, 3..."

Warden Asi said, "You shouting slogans... slogans are nothing! Didn't you see that this end of mine is Boguyao's foot? My end is really too heavy, and it is very sticky to Boguyao's feet."

Heavy glass container fragments."

Guan Erye said, "How about... how about I move closer to you, so that our bodies can be balanced."

Warden Asi said, "You'd better not move closer to me. Your body lacks balance ability. I'm afraid that if you really move closer to me, I guess..."

The second master Guan saw that the glass container stuck to the bottom of Bo Guyao's feet slowly began to spread. The second master Guan said, "What's the phenomenon? Why do these glass container fragments seem to be alive, and how can they slowly extend and grow."

Warden Asi said, "I don't know. Is it because I broke the red button? Ah! I can't move my hand at all, it's sealed by glass."

Guan Erye said, "I'm going to let go, I really am going to let go, the glass is coming along me!"

When the second master Guan was about to let go, the glass also sealed the second master Guan's hand.

Guan Erye said, "It's broken. We two can't run away even if we want to. Look at the Boguyao I'm holding. It's like a container sealed by glass. Warden Asi quickly thinks of a way. This

The glass has spread to our necks, and it will be difficult for us to talk in a while."

Warden Asi said, "I have no choice. The two of us just stay here and wait to die! Where does the vitality of this glass container come from? Someone must be responsible, so who is it?"

Guan Erye said, "Who am I thinking of?"

Warden Asi said, "Who is it? Tell me."

Guan Erye said, "It's you! Only you can control the glass container. Who else can control it if not you?"

Warden Asi said, "I'm scolding you (which in Zaozhuang means bet). It's definitely not my fault. You don't have to move your head and think about it carefully. There's no reason for you to be trapped in a cocoon."

Guan Erye said, "That's what you said. It makes sense. Hey, what's going on? Why did the glass reach between our necks and stop moving? This is amazing!"

Warden Asi said, "Maybe we have met a master. The master is among the people! I don't know who it is? He wants to harm us both."

Guan Erye said, "I don't want to die. It's all you who are responsible for this!"

Warden Asi said, "As the saying goes, a friend in need is a friend indeed. Do you think you, a friend, think that we haven't shared the adversity yet? It's good for you. You're not talking about me. Alas! I'm really heartbroken!"