Doomsday Strikes Back
Chapter 352 Rib and Mr. Balloon
The little beauty beast said, "I think it's okay! I can stand on your shoulders! But although I am relatively young! But I think you are not tall enough! Why are you praising yourself like a bag of flowers? Humility makes people progress."
!Don’t be too high-profile, okay! Look at you! Warden Asi, think about how big you are! Can we be more steady! And you still call yourself a giant! I’m not
Standing on the shoulders of giants and picking apples! I am saving people now!"
Warden Asi said, "Child! What do you know? You know nothing! Children, how can you talk back to adults! Where are your parents! Call them over! I have to teach them well! How is this education done?
It’s a child’s! Don’t you know that children should start from dolls?”
The little beauty beast said, "Hey! You are still Warden Asi! I didn't know that we don't have parents! Who knows where our parents are! I miss a parent very much! But where are my parents? What on earth are you telling me?"
Me! Where are my mother and father?"
Warden Asi said, "Oh! Oh! By the way! You have no parents! I really forgot about this! Come on! Climb onto my giant shoulders and save Mr. Guan!"
The little beauty beast waved the two ribs in her hands and said, "I don't think this is necessary! I did it myself!"
Warden Asi said, "Okay, okay, then let Warden Asi see your true abilities!"
I saw the little beauty beast dancing with its two ribs with both hands, probably flying to the waist of Warden Asi, and then fell to the ground. The two sharp ribs almost sliced Warden Asi!
Warden Asi said, "Be careful! Be careful that you cut me! You have to hold these two ribs firmly! Otherwise, you will hurt someone, and you will die from the pain!"
The little beauty beast said, "Is this it? Don't worry about this! The two sharp ribs are my fur babies! I have been using them for many years! I can use these two ribs freely! Just don't worry!"
Warden Asi suddenly wanted to laugh and said, "Hey! You have been using it for several years!"
Little Beauty Beast said, "These two human ribs have been used for about 5 years!"
Warden Asi said, "That's not right! How old are you!"
The little beauty beast said, "What are you doing! Why are you asking me my age? Do you want to introduce me to someone?"
Asi Warden Hu (in Zaozhuang, it means beating) slapped his head! He said, "Oh my God! This is not bad! How old are you! Such a little yellow (in Zaozhuang, it means very young)
(meaning), I’ll introduce you to someone! Don’t you understand why you’re angry with me?”
Little Beauty Beast said, "I am 6 years old!"
Warden Asi said, "I think you look like you are 6 years old! You are really capable! You are so big! Then your ability is incredible! You have been dancing with swords and sticks since you were 2 years old! I started dancing with you
Two sharp ribs! You are really not simple!"
The little beauty beast said, "I didn't know that I was a child prodigy! I didn't know that heroes have always been born in young boys! You are so pedantic! You might as well just jump into the well! You have lived in this world for so many years in vain!"
Warden Asi said, "I do! This kid's mouth is really sharp! It will be even better when he grows up! I guess he will be big enough! You choked someone to death before you could even speak! That's right! Little Beauty Beast! You...
What's going on with the scratches on your face that look like kittens! Didn't you say that you use these two sharp ribs very skillfully? Did you get them from fighting with other children?"
The little beauty beast said, "I'm a good boy, and I don't fight with children! Besides! If we fight, we have to fight in groups! It's so boring to fight alone! Don't you think so? I'll tell you the truth!
In fact, to tell you the truth, the scratches on my face that look like kittens are from me!"
Warden Asi said, "Ah! Are you using your skills? No way! Our place is not like a school! There are homeworks! Just protect others (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means cheating)."
The little beauty beast said, "What you said is wrong! I accidentally scratched the two sharp ribs when I danced them!"
Warden Asi said, "Ah! How could it be like this! You know how to brag! Didn't you say that your two ribs have been trained to the point of perfection? How could you hurt yourself!"
The little beauty beast said, "You're out! Think about it, how can you not get hurt while practicing! What does this little injury mean? If you don't endure hardships, how can you become a master!"
Warden Asi said, "Okay! This is a great thing to say! You are really great! When you grow up in the future! If you go to the battlefield, you will make great contributions to our country after all!"
The little beauty beast was not very modest and said, "That's right! I will use my two sharp ribs! Pierce the heart of the Mud-pecker! I will die on the battlefield! Bring back the head of the Mud-pecker!"
Warden Asi was a little excited and said to the beautiful beasts, "Listen and take a look! Look at the little beautiful beast! Although she is young! But she has a strong fighting spirit in her heart! You must be like the little beautiful beast."
!On the battlefield with the mud-pecking rat people! Kill, kill, kill..."
The beautiful beasts said, "Kill, kill, kill! For our tree root country! Kill, kill! If anyone comes to invade us, we will risk our lives for them! We must defend our tree root country to the death!"
Warden Asi shed tears and said, "I'm really touched! Look, this is the morale of the soldiers! Our Shugen Country depends on you! My hard work is not in vain, and my hard work and dedication to you are not in vain! Do you know?
I am tired of all the sacrifices I have made for you! Seeing you like this, I will die in peace!"
I saw the little beautiful beast inserting a sharp rib into the leg of Warden Asi, and Warden Aolou Aolou screamed, Warden Asi said, "What are you doing? You
Are you going to kill people? Attack them from behind!"
The little beauty beast said, "You didn't just say that you wanted to live or die! What I meant was that I wanted to send you to the West! Let you get on the road as soon as possible! You can't do this for me, you can only do it for yourself!"
Warden Asi said, "Ah! Then you can't take it seriously! What a child's talk! It hurts me to death!"
Pang Ni looked at Warden Asi's legs and said, "Warden Asi, does it hurt that much?"
Warden Asi said, "Of course it hurts!"
Pang Ni said, "Haha! Warden Asi, stop pretending!"
Warden Asi said, "Pretending? Why are you pretending! Look, this leg is not injured! Woohoo! On the contrary, my legs are more painful! It hurts me to death!"
Warden Asi lowered his head and looked at it with a smile, "Oh! So it's like this! It turns out that two sharp ribs are inserted into your legs! Haha! Haha! I'm fine if I have nothing to do!" mveryhappy!happy
!Happy!”
Pang Ni said, "Warden Asi, why are you so happy! Aren't you gloating about your misfortune? You're not the one who's in pain, right? Ouch!"
Warden Asi said to the little beautiful beast, "It seems that your two sharp ribs are not very good! Look at you! Am I not standing right in front of you? You should also aim a little! You said
Right! It seems like your two sharp ribs still need more practice!"
The little beauty beast chuckled and said, "Hehe! It was a pure mistake! It was a pure mistake! Long live understanding! Long live understanding! I did see it wrong just now! Sorry, Auntie Fatty!"
Pang Ni said, "Forget it, forget it! The injury to my leg is not that serious! Warden Asi, after all, he is still a child! Don't give her any general knowledge! Maybe the little beauty beast is really unintentional!"
Ha ha!"
Warden Asi said, "Look at my fat girl! Although she is not good-looking and beautiful! She is overweight! But she has a kind heart! You... and you... should all learn from it."
study!"
Mr. Guan looked at what was happening below and said, "Have you guys finished arguing? You are so unsympathetic! Are you really that tolerant? Leave me here! Save me quickly! I'm afraid of heights."
!I’m afraid of heights!”
The little beauty beast raised her head and looked at the balloon-like Mr. Guan and said, "It turns out that balloons can also be made by people! It would be great if there was a rope! String the balloons above your head and let them go to play!"
Warden Asi said, "What are you playing at? You know how to play! The person flying above our heads is a human! We have to come and save people quickly! Now is not the time for you to play! I see how careless you are in playing.
You have done it again! You must correct this! I am doing this for your own good! If you are on the battlefield where the Mudpeckers fight, if you are full of curiosity about the Mudpeckers! Then you can play!
If you think about it, if you really go to the battlefield, look at this! Touch that! You will be waiting for death! No one can help you then! Do you know this! Child! I am so angry that I am so angry.
Oh! You don’t give me any peace of mind! I’m just begging you, please! Give me some peace of mind!”
Little Beauty Beast said, "What kid doesn't like to play? Now that you have grown up! I guess you can't play anymore! You are jealous of me! Humph!"
Warden Asi said, "Okay! Okay! Save people quickly! It's important to save people! Let's talk about it! I'm so busy every day now (in Zaozhuang dialect, it means very busy), how can I have much time to play!"
Do you think so?"
The little beauty beast said, "Humph! Just because you are an adult, you bully me, you bully me!"
Warden Asi said, "Ah! How can that be true! Don't talk nonsense, okay! What kind of bully is there to bully or not? I was wronged! Who should I ask to reason with?"
The little beauty beast ignored Warden Asi and said, "No! It's still Lao Gao! I still can't get it! I have to lend you your shoulder for a while! I'll lend you my villain's shoulder for a while, otherwise I can't get it!"
Warden Asi was very helpless and said, "Hey! When did I become a villain! What a kid like you says is really annoying! You're suffocating me to death! Hurry up! You can't talk nonsense! I'm going to
It’s really hard to understand children! Today’s children are really naughty! They just talk big words! They are so long-winded! Those big words they say! We don’t even know what they are talking about!”
The little beauty beast stepped on Warden Asi's shoulders with the help of Warden Asi's chest. When the little girl jumped up and stepped on Warden Asi's chest, Warden Asi almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
She almost lost her breath and said, "Little beauty beast, you can't be slower! I didn't expect that your hands are so heavy with such a nimble body! You really trampled me to death! No! You can't use it.
Stomp! I should say kick, this is a better word to describe it.”
The little beauty beast was about to dance with the two sharp ribs in her hands, but she felt the soles of her feet were swaying, and said, "You are such a big person, you can't even carry me! Why are you shaking! Don't
It's shaking! I feel a little motion sick because of the shaking! You stand still!"
Warden Asi said, "Okay! Listen to your boss! I will listen to you in everything!"
The little beauty beast said, "Well! You performed very well! Not bad! That's pretty much it! Hehe! Just listen to me! There's nothing wrong with you! Hey! Why can't you get it? I was surprised too!
Okay! Let me try another method! I don’t believe that catching this balloon will really stump me!”
Warden Asi said, "What method? Let me tell you! I will give you a reference!"
The little beauty beast said, "Have you ever seen a javelin? Shoot straight!"
Warden Asi said, "Is this? Absolutely not! Those on top are people! They are not balloons you play with! Absolutely not! What if a person is saved! But the person saved is a dead person, how can that be done!"
The little beauty beast said, "Okay! This javelin-like method is cancelled! Oh! Now! We can connect the two sharp ones with a rope, and then set them up! See if it works!"
Warden Asi said, "Is this a method? I think it will work! Otherwise, let's try this method!"
The little beauty beast said, "Hey! Look how smart I am! I'm still extremely smart!"
Warden Asi echoed, "I think it works! I think your method works! Try it quickly!"
The little beauty beast said, "Great! Let's do it!"
Warden Asi saw the little beautiful beast tying two sharp ribs with ropes and spinning them. Warden Asi said, "Turn those two sharp ribs slower! Be careful not to hurt innocent people!"
The little girl Beauty Beast said, "You don't have to worry about me! I'm pretty good at rotating two sharp ribs! It's absolutely guaranteed to be foolproof! But I don't know if it can be trapped! That's another story!"
When the little beauty beast threw two sharp ribs to the floating Mr. Guan, something unexpected happened. The balloon-like Mr. Guan floated to the other side. It was strange that the two sharp ribs fell.
When it landed on the ground, it was stuck on the ground! The little beauty beast sighed, "It's just a little bit short! What bad luck! Come again!"
Pang Ni, who was taller than both of them, helped the little girl pick up two sharp ribs, handed them to the little beauty beast and said, "Here! These two sharp ribs of yours are really amazing! Look at these two ribs."
When the ribs hit the ground, they were stuck on the ground."
The little beauty beast said, "I'm right! My two sharp ribs are the best artifacts! They never fall down after falling to the ground! Where's the perseverance? Hehe! Warden Asi, you say it's amazing
Not great!"
Warden Asi said, "Amazing! Amazing! Really amazing! You are amazing! Hey! I didn't use much strength! Why do I feel like I'm sweating!"
The little Beauty Beast looked at Warden Asi. The little Beauty Beast's eyes almost bulged out, and she said in her heart, "You're in trouble! You're in trouble!"
When Warden Asi was about to wipe the sweat from his face, the little girl stopped him and said, "Stop wiping! We'd better hurry up and save people!"
Warden Asi said, "Yes! Okay!"
Suddenly Pang Ni shouted loudly, "Warden Asi, your face...your face!"
Warden Asi said, "Ah! What happened to my face! Isn't my face in good condition?"
The little beauty beast said in her heart, "Ah! It's over, it's over! Now I've been exposed! I've been exposed! Now I'm dead! If I die!"
Pang Ni said, "Warden Asi, your face is bleeding!"
Warden Asi said, "Haha! Fatty! Stop joking! My face is fine! Why is it bleeding? Do you think so? Don't scare me!"
Pang Ni slowly took out a mirror that was flattened by her butt from her back, placed it in front of Warden Asi and said, "Warden Asi, I never lie to anyone!"
Look at it! This is real! I really didn’t lie to you!"
Warden Asi looked at himself in the mirror, his expression suddenly changed and he said, "How could it be like this! How could it be like this! Why is my face disfigured! Who is so capable! Why was my face scratched?"
Like a kitten! Who is this! Come out! Come out! I’m so angry!”
The little beauty beast patted Warden Asi on the shoulder and said, "Warden Asi, please don't accuse others unjustly. It was me accidentally. It was me...it was when I rotated the two sharp ribs just now. It should have been that time.
On your face, I..."
Warden Asi was not angry and said, "It turns out it's you! Okay! Don't think about anything! It's none of your business! Save people quickly! I told you before! When you dance with two sharp ribs, you must
Be careful! Look at me, I have turned into a cat! Hey! I have to be calm! I am calm! It’s already like this! I’ve already become like this! What’s the point of being angry with you! Are you right?”
The little beautiful girl said, "Wow! Warden Asi, you are really not angry! You are simply too good! I am a little uncomfortable now! I thought you would come to me to punch and kick me! I didn't expect you."
You are so generous! Hehe! Don’t worry! I will definitely catch your friend Mr. Balloon!”
Warden Asi said, "This is the best!"
The little beauty beast said, "But the methods just now have been used! We can't even catch your good friend Mr. Balloon! We have to think about the next countermeasure! Yes! Yes! This method should definitely work!
"
Warden Asi said, "It's better to be young! You still have more ideas in your memory! Just tell me what method it is!"
The little beauty beast said, "It's just two sharp ribs tied together! What do you think?"
Warden Asi said, "Okay! Yes! This method works! Not bad!"
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